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#1
I, myself have done a lot of things... drinking a monster energy when i was 8, drinking 2 shot glasses of Jagermeister when i was 12, and then cutting my hair(a random chunk) by myself when i was 7. i was a wild, as well as stupid and defiant kid.(I cut my hair again when i was 8, and i said "I thought you wouldn't be mad if i did it a second time!" yeeeeeah, i'm dumb for that.... OH and dont forget eating a whole box of Marzipan and being hungover on sugar! (which resulted in a sunday morning of keeling over a toilet...)
Final score:
3points
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#2
Ok ok will u know this
So its 6th grade and me and will aka mrderpy dino grabd a fist full of jolly ranchers and we got cought
Final score:
2points
Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago
ay! good times! (suspension wasnt good times though, but we had secret pockets, and we both escaped with one.)
#3
I rubbed a melted candle, medicine, lotion, paint and my dog on the new couch
I also did a fashion show on my birthday ( 4/15) for my hamster....
my family ate him later when he died
Final score:
2points
#4
bad things to get hurt
roast random people but only if they were in my house
JAM/VIBE to MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY i'd pick my way
be a BOSS BIC-H like doja cat cuz im bossy but im also a bic-h
chewed on chewing stuf thats not gum
keep chewing my tastles gum for like 4 hrs
try to do the "rEnEgAdE" but always fail cuz i dont even know the dance
look at my poop and pee before i flush and watch it go down
twerk with my grandma but if my mom saw us then we would say we was workin out(twerkin out)but now my dont see us
ALL THESE I STIL DO CUZ IM A KID
Final score:
2points
#5
Well...... i was told not to go by the stairs when we had just moved in to the new house. I jot only went to the stairs, i took my bike androde it down the stairs. I think the words i say after say it all. "Mommy, i should have listened to you!" I was 3 or 4.
Final score:
2points
Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago
so wait, you rode your bike down the stairs, and what happened? did you just fall off and faceplant?
#6
One time i ate my brothers pet lizard when i was 5. He thought it had escaped so i made a fake one and put it in the tank. I also heated up my moms sprite in the microwave when i was 6. i am actually 9 now and i still do not know any better
Final score:
0points
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bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago
Derpy Dino, your 31 or 32 points from being top user and im 4 but we still at the bottom but at least we still on the list so good jod Derpy Dino, also love your post U~U
bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago
Derpy Dino, your 31 or 32 points from being top user and im 4 but we still at the bottom but at least we still on the list so good jod Derpy Dino, also love your post U~U
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