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#1

I know I created this post, but I would like to explain my family. When I was a kid my parents got divorced, and lived in separate houses. Over a few years I had about 3 houses with each of them, and we got a system where I spend a week at each house. They both got a boy/girlfriend and bought permanent houses together, when I was about 9. My dads girlfriend had a daughter with her previous marriage, and I immediately counted her as family. She spends a week at each house too, and is at my dads house at the same time me and my brother are. We both are from my original parents, and go from house to house together. In total I have 10 grandparents, two from my mom, her boyfriend, and my dads girlfriend. My dads parents were divorced too, so I have four from him. I love my whole family, and I count them all as a family I’ve had since birth.

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#2

I just want to ask for advice on how to come out as non-binary. I know my parents will probably be fine with it but I'm not sure they will understand. Do you hmguys have any advice or help? Thanks!❤️

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#3

When I was about ten years old, I was fighting with my (at the time six year old) sister when she disappeared behind the sofa. I clearly saw her go be hind there. Then all of the sudden, my sister (same one) came through the hall and attacked me! I looked behind the sofa, and guess what! She wasn’t there!

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#4

I found my tablet last night on my shelf, i thought i lot it :D

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#5

I want to confess how much I f*****g hate my idiot coworker.

Today she told me that she's dating Keanu Reeves, then showed me a picture of her and Keanu that was so obviously from an app I could've laughed in her face. Wish I had tbh. Awful woman. Other lies she's told include:

- Johnny Depp is also trying to marry her on the side but she's 'not ready for that kind of commitment', so sorry Johnny. He still takes her on holidays in his jet though.
- She and her biker gang joined three police officers on a beach to crucify a paedophile as the tide came in. They let him live but beat him up til he was in a coma. And the police were apparently cool with all of it. Sure, sure...
- She's a qualified Hollywood film director, after spending £200 on an online course.
- She can build both a PC and engine from scratch (even though she can't run a malware scan or figure out how to use WhatsApp).
- She can do the one inch punch and is banned from Italy because she once used it in a martial arts competition there and paralysed a guy. They didn't press charges though because it's just accepted over there as 'part of the sport'.
- Her martial arts training was the sole reason she pulled out of an aquaplane at the last second. Because of her ninja-like reactions. Matrix level s**t. Anyone less skilled than her would surely have died in the same situation. Luckily she's just THAT skilled.
- She's an 18th level Dan in Jujitsu (as far as I'm aware, it doesn't go higher than tenth Dan).
- When she was born, she was a 22 pound baby. That her mother delivered without a C-Section. Riiiiight.
- She already has a guaranteed movie deal for a book she's writing, even though the book isn't actually finished and this was apparently agreed 3 years ago. I also read some of the manuscript at her insistence - couldn't understand a f*****g word.
- That she's our supervisor. No love, you're on the exact same f*****g wages we are and you do the exact same f*****g job we do, only worse. You are NOT my boss, you poison dwarf! Stop acting like it!

In conclusion, f**k you D. Can't wait til your ass gets the sack.

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