Eh?

this one is just straight truth.

I can stop laughing

Makes sense

Don't give the conspiracy theorists more ideas and (jet) fuel

Plague Inc. made me understand pandemics

It's their fault! Anyone can guess "quixotic" before the guy gets hanged.

We can't all jump 50 feet and land in a bale of hay every time. Leap of faith my a*s...assin.

..wouldn't it be the opposite? Perhaps not, sometimes you put in a nuclear power plant and just take your chances.

Woah Woah Woah Din't insult minecraft

Truth

If drugs could give you growing abilities, I would agree.

Or from hugging them

Huh... And here I was thinking it sent you to the emergency room...

False. I've never allowed anyone on my island. Not even my own brother. Mostly because the stupid bastard picked pears over cherries, but still.

and deaths on operating tables

That's why I don't go to parties.

Don't forget that it also causes animal cruelty!

I blame the white face.

I actually could see this.

As well as hoarding of resources

Well ... I wouldn't be surprised if it caused someone to become a furry. There are all kinds of people out there

If you look at the video game industry for the few years after Sonic hit the scene, you can see it's true.

My sweet roll is gone!

agreed, that's why I play Crabs Adjust Humidity!

Wilford Brimley approves this message, while secretly wondering what "Candy Crush" is.

Does this apply to something specific? I've played a few EA games, mostly FIFA, and I don't gamble.

I quickly got bored from that game because I had to water my real plants each day anyway. I might have enjoyed it otherwise, really.

and pill (for example Oxycodone/OxyContin ) dependence/addiction

and cold war too