That’s adorable!

He'll be disappointed when he gets there and there are no "vampires".

I agree

Better name and doesn't remind me of the orange turd

Clever little kid

When it becomes explosive it won't be secret anymore

as a white man i laughed very much at this - i gotta' remember this.

At school: "Mommy lost one of her strap-ons when she was chasing daddy last night..."

I actually call them that too on the occasion 😂

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That's what i need. I need those edibles

We call the case for an umbrella an umbrelladom. :D

Pingu? Like the little clay stop motion penguin?

I have heard them called cackleberries

I wish I had been there when she did.

Thank you. It is our secret prayer name now.

I mean what else do you do with besides tie them.

Or has mummy got Magic Mike stuck in the DVD player?

That's oddly terrifying. I love it.

I know need to know the circumstances of this statement

Have you got a farm?

They are the most totally rad watermelons.

I mean, yes.

Stop sending your crap into our dimension kind of thing.

In Germany they’re called hand shoes

I was so disappointed when my family arrived at the movie theater to see "Star Horse"... there were no horses!!

LOOOOOVE IT!!! Reminds me of a human "talk to text" program. I can just picture the little one (having heard mom refer to a "clementine") attempting to decipher and learn the word that quickly escaped mom's lips without hesitation in order to know what to request next time.

My daughter used to call them but bandaids.

That's definitely a kind of a milestone word, yes.

Give me red! Evil forever!

Why's this one so low on the list? That's funny people!

Well, the word avocado is derived from the Nahuatl word for "testicle" so cockamole isn't too far off!

I have a confession I'm addicted to double butter.

Ice cupboard is the literal translation of the Afrikaans word for fridge: Yskas.

Sometimes it ISN'T invisible and ISN'T a fart... And all of your plans must be aborted very quickly.

Bottom burp.

Imagine the parents reaction the first time he said that lol

A fart is a turd's sigh for freedom.

My kids called them "butt burps"

it's a SHART

Mine called them a f***y burp.

That is exactly what I say to my hubby went he farts

Yes they should

Poop hole :)

My sister used to say yesterday for anything that happened in the past. If she was talking about something that happened a year ago, she would say yesterday day I did this.

In Japanese the literal translation of wrists hand neck