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Children’s creativity knows no bounds. And it’s not just them having much fewer limitations on a social and psychological level, but also the fact that they think differently altogether.
And this different thought has spawned a Twitter thread where people share instances of kids calling various things names that either sound similar, but are actually different, or calling them a completely different thing that makes much more sense not just to them, but to us adults as well.
It’s things like deodorant being called armpit makeup or a freezer being called an ice cupboard.
So, take a look at our neatly curated list of some of the best tweets of kids calling things other things that are actually hilariously entertaining below! And why not leave an upvote and a comment on the submissions you enjoyed the most.
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WoodenLion 3 years ago (edited)
as a white man i laughed very much at this - i gotta' remember this.
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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago (edited)
At school: "Mommy lost one of her strap-ons when she was chasing daddy last night..."
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Carmen Sandiego 3 years ago (edited)
Do I steal this term, or not?Decisions decisions sggkh5B5Bl...bgPJ-3.jpg 
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 years ago
LOOOOOVE IT!!! Reminds me of a human "talk to text" program. I can just picture the little one (having heard mom refer to a "clementine") attempting to decipher and learn the word that quickly escaped mom's lips without hesitation in order to know what to request next time.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 years ago (edited)
Sometimes it ISN'T invisible and ISN'T a fart... And all of your plans must be aborted very quickly.
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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago
My sister used to say yesterday for anything that happened in the past. If she was talking about something that happened a year ago, she would say yesterday day I did this.
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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
My son couldn't say popcorn when he was 3/4, so he'd be standing in the cinema loudly requesting some cockporn and sweeties
Marsha Fredell 3 years ago
I was telling my 3 year old nephew to not touch spiders. There was a black widow on the door and I explained they can make you very sick. When he went home, he told his mom..."Mom never touch a Black Weirdo or you might die"
ella 3 years ago
My brother calls the stuff you put in soft toys fluffing instead of stuffing. It makes perfect sense
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
Your brother? Heck, my whole family calls it that!
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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
My son couldn't say popcorn when he was 3/4, so he'd be standing in the cinema loudly requesting some cockporn and sweeties
Marsha Fredell 3 years ago
I was telling my 3 year old nephew to not touch spiders. There was a black widow on the door and I explained they can make you very sick. When he went home, he told his mom..."Mom never touch a Black Weirdo or you might die"
ella 3 years ago
My brother calls the stuff you put in soft toys fluffing instead of stuffing. It makes perfect sense
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
Your brother? Heck, my whole family calls it that!
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