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A lot of us appreciate a good joke, knowing that to make someone laugh is a pretty tough thing to do. Especially when people tend to have a different taste in humor, have different views on a certain matter, or simply don’t know the broader context to understand the joke. There is a thin line between making someone giggle and harshly offending them. And of course, there is no one good recipe on how to make someone laugh. Having this in mind, one Reddit user asked others online to share their one “go-to” joke. The question that received almost 19k upvotes was followed by many hilarious jokes that people were proud to share. Users were quick to reveal some of the short and punny jokes that can put a smile on someone’s face. 

Which one of these jokes is your favorite? Maybe you have one of yours that could be added to this list? Don’t forget to leave it in the comments down below! 

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#1

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh A farmer looks up and sees his prized sheepdog running toward him.

The sheepdog is panting, and says, "Boss, I did it. It took me all morning, but I finally got all 100 sheep in the barn."

The farmer says, "That's great, but we only have 97 sheep."

The sheepdog says, "Yeah, I know. I rounded them up."

Chiliad9 , cotaro70s Report

#2

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh I went to the coffee shop the other day, and the lady behind the counter asked me what I wanted. I said "Give me your mildest roast".

She looked at me for a moment and said "You have the most average ears".

TonySPhillips , Jenn Turner Report

#3

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? ‎

I don't know either, but they're awake all night wondering if there is a dog

give_me_two , Tony Alter Report

#4

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh God spoke to John and said, "Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life."

But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

Grond21 , Neil Drumm Report

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#5

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh I keep confusing the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza", and now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

MoltenVoid , Tom Chapman Report

#6

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh Don't know if that will translate into English lol

Do you have anything to drink? - I have water. -Do you have anything harder? -Ice

AlfieBilly , Arthur Quicho Report

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Destiney Haddox
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It translates perfectly for me. We say "hard" or "harder" when we're talking about alcohol so I got it right away. 👍

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#7

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

GBBanditt , matt Report

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Sky Render
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two fish swam into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

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#8

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "what's a steering wheel doing in your pants?" And the pirate says "It's driving me nuts!"

sh4w5h4nk , Ryan Ruppe Report

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#9

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh Do you know what is the opposite of lady fingers?

mentos

Muhammad_Ali_00 , Nelo Hotsuma Report

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#10

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh i told my girlfriend she draws her eyebrows on too high. she looked surprised.

mspote , bigredpenguin Report

#11

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh A man walks into a zoo.

There's only one dog in it.

It's a shih tzu.

harperhobbit , angela n. Report

#12

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

ColeslawProd , Steven Miller Report

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Mazer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Midvale School for the Gifted!! For those unfamiliar, there was a really popular comic artist named Gary Larson. He created comics about many things and called it The Far Side. JUST GOOGLE Midvale School for the Gifted I miss his work and that of the creator of Calvin and Hobbes

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#13

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

AshleySchaefferWoo , marc falardeau Report

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𝖊𝖆
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah I love anti-jokes! “What’s green and has wheels?” - “grass, I lied about the wheels”

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#14

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh My favorite joke of all time in the history of forever.

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

Medical_Spy , Donna Nicholson Arnott Report

#15

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh My ex-wife still misses me

But her aim is getting better

JirenDeGray , Gareth Williams Report

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#16

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh I dont trust Elevators.

I am taking steps to avoid them.

Nimar_Jenkins , felizfeliz Report

#17

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh Why did the old man fall down into the well? Cuz he couldn't see that well.

Abdul_Exhaust , Steve Baker Report

#18

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back.

A stick.

RightZeros , richie graham Report

#19

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

SemifuncationalKoala , allen watkin Report

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wickbits
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I learned this joke from a 4 year old and I tell it every chance I get.

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#20

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steamroller?

They became Flatman and Ribbon.

MisterBigDude , allen watkin Report

#21

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say “Hey you, get off of my cloud” and a Scotsman says “Hey Mcloud, get off of my ewe.”

haynesholiday , Kevin Gessner Report

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#22

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a doctor, and a lawyer all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, what is this, a joke?"

HawaiianShirtsOR , Joe Goldberg Report

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John Smith
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A priest, a nun, a rabbit, a doctor, and a lawyer all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what you doing here", the rabbit replies, "I think I am a typo"

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#23

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh Where did the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

omglookawhale , Audrey Report

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Karynne Williams
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has been one of my all time favorite jokes since I was a kid. Right up there what is green and sings? Elvis Parsley!

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#24

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh Prints.

Urbloodmyblade , Gage Skidmore Report

#25

What do you call a fish with eight eyes? Fiiiiiiiish

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#26

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and poorly dressed one on a bicycle?

Attire (a tire)

BosstownCs , Dmitry Djouce Report

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#27

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh Why do ducks have feathers? To hide their buttquacks

Oldbayisthes**t , steve p2008 Report

#28

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh Two drums and cymbals fell off a cliff.

Bah dum tish!

MonkeyChoker80 , bigdrumthump.com Report

#29

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh Why do sharks swim in saltwater?

Pepperwater makes them sneeze.

jnizzforizz , Andrew Kuchling Report

#30

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam.

Hamlindigo_Blue , Emil . Report

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Mary Rose Kent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dam’s response: There’s something fishy going on behind my back.

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#32

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh Where does a bee go to use the bathroom?

To the BP station.

kendalltristan , Axel Rouvin Report

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#33

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh What's a cowboys favorite car? Many people say it's a bronco, but it's actually an Audi, pardner

Kandraa , crash71100 Report

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Russell Ellwardt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL - that photo was taken in my city, according to the number plate on the car.

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#34

How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty

BluntyMcbluntblunt Report

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Scagsy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took my naked girlfriend to a fancy dress party once. 'What have you come as?' inquired the host. 'A tortoise', I replied, 'This is Michelle'.

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#35

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery.

StudsMulecock , lisaclarke Report

#36

what kind of flowers grow under your nose?

Tulips

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#37

I sold my soul to the devil for a sandwich and a bag of crisps.

It was a pact lunch.

paigezero Report

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#38

30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh What kind of overalls do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim Denim Denim

boobookittyfu*k28 , Real Buried Treasure Report

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