i'm SO socially awkward and I say a LOT of dumb things so i really won't judge!

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the stupidest thing I have ever said is "hey do you remember the-the-the thing? like the thing we did a few years ago it was fun and we were lauging at this..... thing, and and we um did that thing do you remember the thing?"

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thelesbiancat
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#2

um.. so so so uh

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Phoneixstudios
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My 11yr old daughter and I had just left Dairy Queen where she had ordered an M&M blizzard. While driving home and eating our ice cream she says, “ugh, I hate chocolate” then looks at me in total shock and completely serious asks me, “why is there chocolate in it?” Thankfully, after staring at her a minute and almost running off the road from my own confusion, she realized why exactly there was chocolate in her blizzard and that she loves M&M’s.....which are chocolate.

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Haley Beck
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I was a server, seventeen years old. I had a bit of a cold; dry, scratchy throat, annoying cough. I knew I needed something to get through my shift. I was thinking about cough drops, hard candy, ANYTHING!
So I walked into the kitchen (full of guys) and literally said, “Hey! Does anybody have something I can suck on?” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Not today satan
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