The dafter, the weirder, the better!
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Two muffins in an oven.
1st Muffin: "Hot in here isn't it?"
2nd Muffin: "Aargh! A talking muffin!"
Knock knock
-Who's there
Panther
-Panther who?
Panth or no panth, I'm going thwimming!!