The dafter, the weirder, the better!

#1

Two muffins in an oven.
1st Muffin: "Hot in here isn't it?"
2nd Muffin: "Aargh! A talking muffin!"

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#2

Knock knock
-Who's there
Panther
-Panther who?
Panth or no panth, I'm going thwimming!!

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#3

What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.

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#4

Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?


He pastaway

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#5

A man walks into a bar and says ouch

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#6

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

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#7

You.

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