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Hey Pandas, Share The Funniest Joke You Know (Closed)

Tell us any joke. Really. I know you can do it.

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#1

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the idiot

knock knock
who's there
chicken
chick-oh

Final score:

3points

#2

A man walked into a bar.

Final score:

2points

#3

What did the strawberry say when it was robbing the bank?
¨This is a strobbery everybody get down on the floor and don't move!¨

Final score:

1point

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

A robber walks into a bank and says "give me the money or you're geography". Person behind the counter says "dont you mean history?" Robber says "DONT CHANGE THE BLOODY SUBJECT!"

1point

#4

I borrowed a pal £10.000 for a face lift now i can recognize him to get my money back!

Final score:

1point

#5

One day a lil boy goes to his dads room and says there is a monster under his bed. The dad said he is lucky. But when the kid gets married, the monster will be sleeping with him. Lmao

Final score:

1point

#6

"Knock knock?"
"Come in"

(Sorry...I know it isn't that good but it always makes me crack up).

Final score:

1point

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#7

I'm dressing as a different type of bread each day starting from next week...

Roll on Monday!

Final score:

1point

#8

What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I dot my i’s on you.”

Final score:

0points

Rainbowskull13 (she/her)

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#9

Guess what-chicken butt
guess why-chicken thigh
guess who- chicken poo
guess where- chicken hair

Final score:

0points

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Aelita Senvaitytė

My name is Aelita and I have been an Editor for Bored Panda since 2019. I spend my days working with my amazing team and making articles the best they can be. Fantasy and magic have always ruled over my world, from movies to TV shows, to Video Games to tabletop games like Dungeos and Dragons, I try to find magic in every part of my life. Writing is a big part of me too, I hope to publish a fantasy novel one day. I also enjoy playing guitar and singing, as music always help me to get in a great mood. I have an adorable German Shepherd named Hela and we get into all kinds of adventures together.

My name is Aelita and I have been an Editor for Bored Panda since 2019. I spend my days working with my amazing team and making articles the best they can be. Fantasy and magic have always ruled over my world, from movies to TV shows, to Video Games to tabletop games like Dungeos and Dragons, I try to find magic in every part of my life. Writing is a big part of me too, I hope to publish a fantasy novel one day. I also enjoy playing guitar and singing, as music always help me to get in a great mood. I have an adorable German Shepherd named Hela and we get into all kinds of adventures together.

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