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Some people believe that puns are the lowest form of comedy possible. We humbly believe that these people are wrong. In our opinion, puns are fantastic because they’re a quick way to improve someone’s mood while showing off your linguistic skills, as well as the power of your imagination.

One of our favorite puntastic joke categories is “what idiot called it X and not Y,” where a word that everyone knows is taken and a punny alternative is suggested to replace it. Simple but effective and almost guaranteed to improve your mood and crack a smile.

So scroll down, enjoy, and share with your friends and family to spread the joy. Let us know in the comments if you know of any similar jokes and remember to upvote your faves in this list.

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    According to Howard Richler on The Senior Times, plenty of well-known and respected individuals have had a go at puns. Like neurologist Sigmund Freud, who thinks that they’re cheap, and the former Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States Oliver Wendell Holmes, who thought that puns were “verbicide.” Ouch.

    Plenty of English writers living in the 17th and 18th centuries (John Dryden, Daniel Defoe, Joseph Addison, others) thought that puns were ambiguous, created confusion and prevented the English language from finally being perfected.

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    Though we use the term ‘puns’ quite interchangeably, the fact is, there are many different types of puns. For example, for homophonic puns: the humor lies in the fact that these jokes treat homonyms as though they are synonyms. “Why is it so wet in London? Because so many kings and queens reign there,” is a perfect example of this.

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    Besides homophonic puns, there are also homographic puns (“Did you hear about the optician who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?”). And if you combine the two, you get homonymic puns: “She was only a rancher’s daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.”

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    There are also compound puns (“Where do you find giant snails? On the end of giants’ fingers”) and recursive puns, in which the second part of the joke depends on you understanding the first part. An example of this would be: “A Freudian slip is where you say one thing and mean your mother.” What's your favorite types of pun? Let us know in the comments!

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    Ryo Bakura
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same person who knew vets treat other animals besides dogs? Let me fix this one: What idiot called it a veterinarian instead of a peterinarian?

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    Quinn Alexander
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually thats where the word Lunatic comes from; Luna, meaning moon, for the believe that it was the power of the moon that made a person crazy the same way a full moon messes with cats and dogs.

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    Koalamonster
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this isn't what this is about but Jet Ski is actually a name brand like Kleenex. It's actually called a "personal water craft"- which is... not a cool name. I learned that recently and now you're stuck with it too- I'm so sorry you read that.

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    Jon S.
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounded so good, I wondered if there was a lawn fertiliser with this name already. There isn't but there is a bio fuel company that makes its product with grass!

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but it actually is called that! Ilion is a name for Troy and thus Iliad means pretty much Troy Story

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    PyroKitty
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where and when do people come up with these? The shower? at 3 am? And why are you taking a shower at 3 am? :D

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    Blame whoever felt people in the Spanish-speaking countries which broadcasts it may not know the S in "ESPN" stands for Sports.

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    Grapeling
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anybody here is considering opening a shopping mall, please call it Voldemart

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