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When you, the reader, sit down to analyze a book, you must remember that whatever you choose to say is subjective. It's your opinion and you're entitled to it. Even if it means trashing a widely acknowledged author.

To give everyone the courage to speak their mind, the Facebook page Haters of Goodreads are sharing some of the funniest reviews that have appeared on the literary website.

Calling The Catcher in the Rye "the most overrated 'classic' of all time", refusing to finish Swann's Way due to Proust "discussing the smell of his chamber pot after having eaten asparagus"... It's all there!

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Of Mice And Men

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Guido Diegoli
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As much as I love Mice and Men, this comment is hilarious. (Metallica in the background with 'Sad but true'. XD

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If you, however, want to do (and write!) more critical analysis of the books you read, the University Writing Center at Texas A&M University suggests to begin by summarizing the basic plot — this will help ground you in the story.

Then, research the author's background and other work. This can give insight into their perspective and bias, as well as reveal what they might be commenting on. As an example, the University Writing Center mentions Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings. It's about a group of friends who embark on an epic journey and fight a great war. But knowing Tolkien fought in the Battle of Somme during World War I and that his closest friends were killed helps explain his sentiments about war.

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Other questions about context can stem from the story itself: think about the narrator's personality and their role in the story. Also, it can be a good idea to consider who the narrator is addressing.

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Moby Dick

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grey galah
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or...MD is nature, Ahab is human hubris, Ishmael is, well, a prophet...I think the problem are school curriculum deciding the age of students who read these classics.

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Next, we have setting. When and where a story takes place can be of huge importance. Where the author's story is placed? Why the author made that decision?

Many stories would be irretrievably altered if their setting were different and setting is, therefore, vital for interpreting the story's meaning. To illustrate this point, the University Writing Center highlights the setting for Faulkner's work — the American South after the Civil War. It is essential to his overall message. Faulkner's characters are people who can't move on, and through them the author suggests that the South similarly can't get past the Civil War and the wrongs of slavery.

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By the way, storylines usually evolve in patterns, so identifying essential plot points might help you to analyze, interpret, and explain the story as well.

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The Metamorphosis

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JuJu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But WTF is an excellent summary and would make a sufficient blurb.

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Daniel C. Dennett, "Consciousness Explained"

Daniel C. Dennett, "Consciousness Explained"

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But characters are the driving force behind stories, both the major and the minor ones. Like the above-mentioned Faulkner example suggests, authors can use them to broadcast their most important messages. You won't be able to analyze every character in a book, but pick out several important ones to consider.

For this, you can use the following questions: What are the character's main personality traits and why did the author give him these traits? What is the character's role in the story? What are the character's morals or ethics? Why does the author give him those? Why does the character do what he does? Why did the author make him act that way? What is the character's relationship to other characters and why?

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Swann's Way

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Nadia Montera
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Proust saved my life. He gave me the will to enjoy small things in life. To be happy with small delights and pleasures. To notice little things, to live consciously. I love Proust

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Nietzsche, Beyond Good And Evil

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Plato, Phaedrus

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Also, various literary devices help convey meaning or create a mood. Look for allusions, irony, symbolism, and other "tools" in a story to identify key points and their contribution to the author's overall message.

After you've worked on the story for so long, you should start to get a sense of its major themes, the big ideas that authors comment on throughout the work. Common themes are good vs. evil, human nature, religion, social structure, authority, coming-of-age, human rights, and so on. Books typically deal with multiple themes, some more obvious than others.

Once you complete the analysis, develop a thesis that makes an arguable claim about the text — like "wtf?" — and post it on Goodreads.

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#13

The Catcher In The Rye

The Catcher In The Rye

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Dash Blue
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love Catcher in the Rye! The only book that I have read at least five times. Heck, the only novel that i have read more than twice.

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A Brief History Of Time, By Stephen Hawking

A Brief History Of Time, By Stephen Hawking

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Nadine Debard
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a non-physicist I actually enjoyed reading this book because Hawking managed to simplify the main theories and make them understandable. Of course if you don't care about time, space, quantum stuff and relativity theories, it must be a pain in the butt...

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The Old Man And The Sea

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Miss Cris
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another boring book responsible of all teenagers hating reading. Teachers, parents, people, if you want them to read, make them read good books, not shıt. What did you expect?

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#16

Freud, Introductory Lectures On Psychoanalysis

Freud, Introductory Lectures On Psychoanalysis

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#18

Hate Lvls 1, 2 & 3 The Great Gatsby

Hate Lvls 1, 2 & 3 The Great Gatsby

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Skara Brae
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh. I summarize this book, along with War and Peace, as 'Stupid people doing stupid things'

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#21

Dostoevsky, Notes From Underground

Dostoevsky, Notes From Underground

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Daria B
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So.... basically.... the comment section of any "serious" article on social media ♡

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#22

Herbert Marcuse, "One-Dimensional Man: Studies In The Ideology Of Advanced Industrial Society"

Herbert Marcuse, "One-Dimensional Man: Studies In The Ideology Of Advanced Industrial Society"

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The Gay Science

The Gay Science

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Rando
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BTW, gay has four meanings: 1. Homosexual 2. Carefree 3. Brightly Coloured 4. Happy

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#24

Moby Dick

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Dash Blue
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once read that Moby D**k is the most boring classic novel ever written. This is why I have never attempted to read it.

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#25

Kant, Groundwork Of The Metaphysics Of Morals

Kant, Groundwork Of The Metaphysics Of Morals

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Two_rolling_black_eyes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its almost like the book was written 300 years ago and helped kick off an age of enlightenment that allowed us to discuss the very issues he has. Its like saying the Wright Brothers are overrated because their plane only flew 800 feet.

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#26

Murakami, 1q84

Murakami, 1q84

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Skara Brae
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand the reviewer's sentiment. The book starts out like it's the real world, but when it shifts, it's not a lot, but still obvious. One wonders why the main characters don't think anything of it. I liked the book, though. I like stories that are less predictable than usual.

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#27

G.w.f. Hegel, "Elements Of The Philosophy Of Right"

G.w.f. Hegel, "Elements Of The Philosophy Of Right"

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Miss Cris
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can't rate Hegel by only reading three pages. Moreover if they're the three first pages. You don't even know what about is the book.

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#28

Capital Vol. I

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too, but since I am the last king and was unable to find the entrails of the last priest, here I remain.

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#29

The Death Of Tragedy (Hamlet)

The Death Of Tragedy (Hamlet)

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Thomas Stead
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

one guy is left, the dude who is now king of 2 kingdoms due to everyone else being popped off.

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#30

The Cloud Of Unknowing

The Cloud Of Unknowing

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Pamela (By Samuel Richardson)

Pamela (By Samuel Richardson)

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Monty Is Fiennes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From back in the old days when the rich hot guy trying to rape the poor cute girl, which will then ruin her life and reputation, but "he just has to have her" was a HOT read.... you remember.....back in the old days....

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Carl Jung, Man And His Symbols

Carl Jung, Man And His Symbols

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grey galah
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"the meeting of two people is like a chemical reaction; both are transformed." [paraphrase]. I sometimes think that i carry a part of those people who were important in my life all the time. Not AT the same time, thankfully, but they're there.

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#33

Meditations On First Philosophy

Meditations On First Philosophy

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Allan Breum
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Huh, I always found Descartes easy to follow... Granted, I am a "Word salad" kinda guy myself, soooo...

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#34

We Have Always Lived In The Castle, By Shirley Jackson

We Have Always Lived In The Castle, By Shirley Jackson

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Ballard

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#36

On Liberty, By John Stuart Mill

On Liberty, By John Stuart Mill

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Mimi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would she read it if she doesn’t like philosophy? I’ve never read “On Liberty”, so I can’t say if it’s good or bad, but it seems kind of counter intuitive to read something on a topic that you hate...

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#37

Plato, Parmenides

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Nick Land

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St. Augustine, Confessions

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Beatrice Multhaupt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very telling how the Pope just abolished the whole concept of ''Limbo'' (the place where good people go who haven't had the good fortune to actually become Christians because they were born B.C.), saying that St.Augustine ''just made that up'' and that it was never part of Catholic doctrine. Like heck. You should have heard my catechism teacher threaten me with hellfire and damnation when I said the whole idea is just garbage. Don't just dump ''Limbo'' but everything else Augustine wrote.

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#41

Why Are All The Gravity's Rainbow Negative Book Reviews Sooooo Weird

Why Are All The Gravity's Rainbow Negative Book Reviews Sooooo Weird

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Thyamath
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've read about 1/6 of Gravity's Rainbow and thought "F this"! The review however is very on point considering the loosely threaded wackyness of the books content (basing on how far I've gotten of course)!

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#42

Kant, Critique Of Practical Reason

Kant, Critique Of Practical Reason

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Thomas Pynchon, The Crying Of Lot 49

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The Tractatus

The Tractatus

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Anna McHugh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree - I seriously wonder whether Russell was just impressed with the dude's money

#47

Society Of The Spectacle

Society Of The Spectacle

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#48

Baudrillard's Simulacra & Simulation

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Mother Night

Mother Night

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Martin Heidegger, "Being And Time"

Martin Heidegger, "Being And Time"

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Anna McHugh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heidegger was a menace. You can't read German philosophy after 1450 without knowing about the lives of the men themselves. THEN it all makes sense (i.e. that they were menaces)

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#52

We Have Never Been Modern

We Have Never Been Modern

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#53

Emerson, Self-Reliance And Other Essays

Emerson, Self-Reliance And Other Essays

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Bertrand Russell, A History Of Western Philosophy

Bertrand Russell, A History Of Western Philosophy

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Anna McHugh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not meant to be - it's a (very personal) reaction to the BIG names in philosophy, and an abiding reason not to take academic philosophy seriously

#55

Marx, Capital Vol. 2

Marx, Capital Vol. 2

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Beatrice Multhaupt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But do go back to vol.1 and read all the statistics on tuberculosis. Fascinating, actually.

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#57

Eric Hobsbawm, Age Of Revolutions

Eric Hobsbawm, Age Of Revolutions

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Paulo Freire, Pedagogy Of The Oppressed

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Gerard Neaux
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just the third most cited book in social sciences. "Silly theories" meaning free education and introducing critical thinking in education. Good thing Paul Bard is a genius who knows better. God forbid people should be educated, we wouldn't want them to think. It's do-gooderism.

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Plato, Complete Works

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NsG
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Irrelevant to our times".... quick everyone stop reading anything NOT written in the last decade or so - it's irrelevant to our times! (Crossref Gatsby, Shakespeare, that brilliant comment that To Kill A Mockingbird doesn't work becaus now we have DNA evidence...). That's it, I'm done reading this list.

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#61

Howard Zinn, A Peoples History Of The United States

Howard Zinn, A Peoples History Of The United States

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my kid was in 6th grade, he read "Young People's History of the United States", a annotated, illustrated version aimed at his age group. I appreciated that version because that is the right age to start teaching to think critically instead of just accepting facts about the shiny side of history. Its ok to question authority and look behind the curtain to see things like slavery and corruption so we can avoid past errors.

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#63

A Deep Look Inside The Decaying Mind Of An Anti-Communist (What Is To Be Done?)

A Deep Look Inside The Decaying Mind Of An Anti-Communist (What Is To Be Done?)

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Man's Search For Meaning

Man's Search For Meaning

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Gerard Neaux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you want to watch Jordan Peterson, that pseudo intellectual full of bull.

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To Kill A Mockingbird

To Kill A Mockingbird

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Ninn Kynok 2
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Presumably Oliver Twist doesn't work as a condemnation of society because we now have social workers.

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