this should be higher

Yes!! Such a bittersweet feeling.

why is this so accurate tho lol

Yes but once they do they turn out to be serial killers and bury you in their garden.

Ah, the always-illustrious American job scene... We work to live but it all too quickly becomes living to work.

it's not just you

that escalated quickly

Yes!!!! It sucks!!!!

Then it looks like you are having an impromptu walking race

hhmmm sounds like you have a cunning plan

i randomly think about this post sometimes

I feel like they need boots

Yeah, I´m both, so

Please be kind Linda

That's usually when I realize my windshield is particularly dirty and needs a spritz.

Yep. All my vehicles have names. Some even have vanity plates with their names on them because they deserve a little bling.

My camera has a name, it’s Lydia. Because Lydia from Beetlejuice likes photography?..

My computer mouse is called Greg. My machete is called "Old hag", our car is Turtle and my dagger has been named Cop, because it protects and serves (and is completely dull).

This is Boxer, i built him myself. He's evolved a lot over the years but he's still the same badass who can handle all the games. :) 20210531_2...d1ba7c.jpg

😂😂😂😂

Huh? ? ?

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My imaginary friend is missing. He answers to Tony & I'm offering a sizeable reward for his return.

I read this in a DanTDMs voice.

⚠Heroes of Olympus SPOILERS!⚠ Ok so IDK why this is the first thing I saw but the profile picture kind of looks like Jason's older brother (if he had one). RIP Jason ⚡💔

I once picked a weed in 3rd grade named it Terri and brought it home and when he dies I buried him in the backyard God I was weird

Yes, I have a lot of sympathy to my robot vacuum cleaner. I pity him every time he bumps in to a wall.

There is a vacuum cleaner in the UK which is red and has eyes printed on it. He's called Henry. People get very upset if he rolls over when being used!

lol

I have been known to apologise to the ice cream machine for putting it's lid on wrong. But he doesn't have a name. Maybe he should.

my car has name and is loved even without googly eyes :D

Haha, kind of true

Mine is swimming alone in a pool because a door could open in the deep part, releasing a huge shark

this makes sense tbh

We are sadists. We get to mess with your minds for a whole year, you never know if I'm actually telling the truth because I'm also the one making the test so you'll just have to trust me I'm not lying to you. Nah, just kidding. I love teaching because young adults are the most amazing people out there. They're kind, curious, talkative, epic fun, and just naive enough for me to have a little fun with every now and then.

The other creepy thing is how they display pieces of dead saints in elaborate and valuable receptacles. Or even the bloody sheets in which they were killed (yes I've seen all of these).

oh yes !!!

Hope this person tips really well.

I've never understood people wanting to buy property that they knowingly have limited control over.

Duly noted.

Lol we are a twisted lot, that's for sure.

I pretty much always eat alone. I have noticed that when the hostess asks how many, I say "just one" and I am trying really hard to stop using "just".

Woody Allen, are you here ?

What a great way to describe it. Absolutely revolting stuff

Is this for real? If it is, it's pretty terrible that there are people stupid enough to go into the animal enclosure. Although I shouldn't be surprised.

Yes. And the keys are in my coat pocket

It's their snack though. As long as they're not giving it to some kids but not others I don't see a problem.

LOL, that must be true seeing all those mystic album covers where some guys are in the middle of a forest looking like boy scouts who got lost.