this should be higher

Yes!! Such a bittersweet feeling.

why is this so accurate tho lol

Yes but once they do they turn out to be serial killers and bury you in their garden.

Ah, the always-illustrious American job scene... We work to live but it all too quickly becomes living to work.

it's not just you

that escalated quickly

Yes!!!! It sucks!!!!

Then it looks like you are having an impromptu walking race

hhmmm sounds like you have a cunning plan

i randomly think about this post sometimes

I feel like they need boots

Yeah, I´m both, so

Please be kind Linda

That's usually when I realize my windshield is particularly dirty and needs a spritz.

Yep. All my vehicles have names. Some even have vanity plates with their names on them because they deserve a little bling.

Haha, kind of true

Mine is swimming alone in a pool because a door could open in the deep part, releasing a huge shark

this makes sense tbh

We are sadists. We get to mess with your minds for a whole year, you never know if I'm actually telling the truth because I'm also the one making the test so you'll just have to trust me I'm not lying to you. Nah, just kidding. I love teaching because young adults are the most amazing people out there. They're kind, curious, talkative, epic fun, and just naive enough for me to have a little fun with every now and then.

The other creepy thing is how they display pieces of dead saints in elaborate and valuable receptacles. Or even the bloody sheets in which they were killed (yes I've seen all of these).

oh yes !!!

Hope this person tips really well.

I've never understood people wanting to buy property that they knowingly have limited control over.

Duly noted.

Lol we are a twisted lot, that's for sure.

I pretty much always eat alone. I have noticed that when the hostess asks how many, I say "just one" and I am trying really hard to stop using "just".

Woody Allen, are you here ?

What a great way to describe it. Absolutely revolting stuff

Is this for real? If it is, it's pretty terrible that there are people stupid enough to go into the animal enclosure. Although I shouldn't be surprised.

I always thought that this kind of warning signs are superfluous. Let nature have its way and the fittest will survive. It will clean the gene pool and make the next generation less stupid.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Or maybe, play games stupidly win stupid prizes.

As a Pokémon fan who couldn't participate in the 2016 Pokémon Go craze because the app wasn't compatible with my phone, boy am I glad I missed that mess. Also, I sincerely apologize on behalf of the loony side of the fandom.

Yet it’s a picture of an elephant!!!

I call this natural selection. If you're too dumb to enter the enclosure, you deserve to die, because you are useless in society.

Hey i think my uncle is a developer of Pokemon Go. Once we were with him and he was saying that he was testing the game out

anyone stupid enough to go into the enclosure probably deserves it. I'm upset by their use of 'pokemons'. the plural of pokemon is pokemon.

The fact that this sign is necessary makes me sad.

Oh my God that's funny

Purchasing these signs must've put this zoo out of business, they closed only 3 months after Pokemon Go was released

Yes. And the keys are in my coat pocket

It's their snack though. As long as they're not giving it to some kids but not others I don't see a problem.

LOL, that must be true seeing all those mystic album covers where some guys are in the middle of a forest looking like boy scouts who got lost.

My father's father was Adda. Because I tried to call him Dadda (my father was away on national service) and that was all I was prepared to concede. Because I was first grandchild, all the others called him that too.

I do this but lie on the bed staring at the ceiling

And somewhere there is a whale wondering why you are swearing so much..

Try watching the ones where they are making car batteries

That seems to be an under estimation

If he shot you to the beat of Roxanne you would get the 16th bullet about the time the guys laughing in the song.