30 Times Restaurant Clients Got So Annoyed By How Their Food And Drinks Were Served, They Just Had To Document It (New Pics)
We want food to be served on plates, like normal, civilized Pandas. Don’t give us grub in avocado shells, slop on bits of wood, chips stuck in rocks, or sushi served in bonsai trees. We can’t take it anymore! We deserve to be treated properly, not like Dr. Frankenfood’s guinea pigs.
Thankfully, there’s an entire online community that’s dedicated to shaming truly egregious examples of restaurants serving food on stuff that makes us go, ‘Seriously, what the heck were they thinking?’ The ‘We Want Plates’ subreddit is home to 795k folks who have declared war on plateless food and drink presentation. We’ve collected the most horrifying recent photos to show you just how bad things can get when the people running things no longer have any link to reality.
Scroll down for the crème de la crème of ideas that shouldn’t be repeated, ever. We guarantee that you’ll start respecting places that use actual plates far more from now on. In the meantime, try not to lose your appetite. And if you’d like some more awful plateless pics, here’s dessert in the form of Bored Panda’s most recent articles about r/WeWantPlates here and here. Bon appétit!
Bored Panda reached out to pie artist and the author of 'Pies Are Awesome,' Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin, to have a chat about why some restaurants go overboard with food presentation, the importance of context, and how much the visuals impact our enjoyment of the entire meal. Jessica said that the adage that "we eat first with our eyes" is very true and that artful plating doesn't mean randomness. There's nothing wrong with fanciness, quality, and creativity if it's all done right. Unfortunately, not everyone's up to par.
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Friend Of A Friend's "Curry On A Tile". My Dog Was That Sick Once
"The presentation of a dish—both the food and the serving vessels—can have a huge impact on the impression we have of the food we are about to consume. The most delicious-looking slice of beef wellington you’ve ever seen, plated on a chipped plate with a dirty thumbprint in the corner is just not going to be the taste sensation that it ought to be because you will be preoccupied with the grody presentation," the talented pie artist explained. "Likewise, a fairly pedestrian mini cupcake, presented on a charming little gold carousel that you must hand crank to reveal your treat, is suddenly elevated by whimsical association."
How food is served can play into a chef's understanding of what gastronomic narrative they want to present to their guests. It acts as an amplifier and that's why it's always a risk: you can either make a great meal even better or you can crash the entire experience.
"When chefs go above and beyond in the consideration of the presentation of their food, it is because they are looking to craft a little narrative and add meaning to the experience of consuming their food. When done well, this added meaning enhances the guest’s experience and leaves a lasting pleasant impression. When done poorly, it detracts from the experience of eating the food and leaves guests frustrated, grossed out, or simply bemused," pie artist Jessica shared with Bored Panda.
Presenting, 4 Chip On A Rock
I have decided to clarify a few things.
1. The 4 chips were free with two half liter mugs of beer (~16 dollars)
2. Yes, the rock was filthy and disgusting and I did not look into the crevices to gaze upon mold central station as there's no possible way they were cleaning it properly
3. Yes, I did still eat the chips because I was pretty drunk and very hungry
4. The chips did not taste good and were a bit soggy
5. They did not refill the chips even though we ordered 4 more beers
6. No, I did not complain because I have immense social anxiety in restaurant situations
I’m A Hairstylist And By Law Cannot Use Wood Handled Brushes Because They “Can’t Be Sanitized”, But I Can Legally Be Served Food On Wood
"Artful plating is not a competition to see who can inject the most randomness and absurdity onto a table! Unless of course, the meaning you want to impart has to do with conveying a sense of absurdity as a critical commentary on societal excess… but that’s a little meta for most chefs!"
According to the food expert, some restaurants have a holistic approach to the service that they provide their clientele. "They consider the experience of sitting down for a meal at their establishment to be a form of sensory engagement designed to delight and harmonize taste, texture, fragrance, appearance (of the food, plating, and larger room ambience), sounds, and general mood."
However, only a small handful of establishments can lay claim to this level of sophistication and thematic dedication. There are a lot of (unsuccessful) copycats who don't fully understand the role of each element of the experience.
I Love It When You Call Me Señormeata
The Cream Sauce Is Already Running Off The Sides, Can't Wait For The Gravy To Go Everywhere As Well!
Anyone Fancy Some Spaghetti In A Stein?
"In an attempt to emulate the success and sophistication of these rarified venues, on occasion newcomers to the restaurant game will copy certain aspects of what is meant to be an integrated holistic experience and in doing so, really miss the mark. This is where you’ll encounter the mediocre establishments presenting mediocre fare on objectively ridiculous serving objects, devoid of any context or meaning."
Bored Panda was curious to hear about Jessica's own experiences with food being served in peculiar ways. She revealed to us that she is a "high tea aficionado" and that this particular experience is "very aesthetic-forward." And this is where the importance of context really comes into play.
"I’m a “high tea” aficionado and the experience of high tea is very aesthetic-forward. I’ve seen some delightful presentations of treats like spun caramel clouds served on the branches of brass trees and little jack-in-the-box petit fours. But these types of interactive presentations are appropriate in this context because you are there to spend two hours being delighted," the pie artist said that these are instances where serving food in innovative ways completely matches the intent of the chef and the narrative they're trying to create.
They Gave Me A Mirror So I Can Look At My Lonely Self
So Close, Yet So Far
Glazed Donut Grilled Cheese Hanging Over Tomato Soup
"If I was to pop into a greasy spoon on my way home at 2 am and just want to stuff my face with some calories, I would be rather less delighted to find my fries individually harpooned and served on a little tree!" Jessica joked, and now we can't stop thinking about how we'd love to see just that!
"I also have fond memories of kids' meals served in a little cardboard boat (a 'Pirate Pak') when I was a child… Sadly they won't serve me 'Pirate Paks' anymore (I asked!)," the pie artist suggested that growing up isn't all that it's cracked up to be. We think that everyone deserves to have a 'Pirate Pak' if they want one, no questions asked.
The members of r/WeWantPlates obviously have good taste. They can recognize when fashion-forward serving ideas simply aren’t up to par. Sure, we might all mumble how everything depends on taste and how even the worst-designed thing will have a niche full of fans, but let’s get real here: there are some objectively bad decisions.
Like serving meat in a jewelry box with a mirror. Like putting food on top of a garbage can lid. Like bringing out a piece of cake on a slab of table (most likely yours). Oh, it’s definitely brave to present food in such a way. But bravery doesn’t really pay off if there’s no thought behind the process. There’s got to be at least a dollop of good taste there somewhere. Otherwise, you’ll end up with disappointed customers and an entire subreddit that pokes fun at ridiculous restaurants.
Raw King Crab On A Fence
Looks like someone sneezed too hard and tried to use a broom to clean it up.🙄🤢🤮
I Have A Sinking Feeling About This Quesadilla
Guys... Sushi On A Tree
Look, we’re not saying that the food industry shouldn’t push the boundaries and experiment with new cooking techniques and aesthetic presentations. That should definitely happen.
But restaurants should be agile enough to realize when something is just silly and pivot to avoid making fools of themselves. Does anyone truly want to be known as ‘that place that sticks bits of seafood on a tiny fence’? Or ‘those weirdos who bring out sushi on a creepy mannequin’s hand’? Experiment, for sure, but don’t stick to a horrible decision just because you don’t want to admit you were oh-so-wrong.
The ‘We Want Plates’ community has been growing strong since the midsummer of 2015 and we have no doubt that some of you Pandas will want to join the community after going through this list.
There are some rules that you need to be aware of, of course. For example, above everything else, the moderators ask you to be civil. “This means no personal insults or threatening behavior. You'll get one warning and then it's perma-ban time,” they write loud and clear.
Meanwhile, don’t post pics of avolattes (lattes served in avocados) or else you’ll be banned. What’s more, you should definitely not post any photos not taken in restaurants. And just because there’s a plate somewhere in the frame doesn’t take away from the fact that some meals are served on atrocious objects.
Upscale Restaurant - Serves Cocktail In An Old Soup Can. Why?
From A Local Restauraunt. A Massive Breakfast Challenge On A Garbage Can Lid
I know this is a bit of fun, but millions of people around the world are starving, while others have 'eat until you puke' challenges.
You beat me to it. I was going to post the same thing. There's so much hunger in every single country around the world and this is just too much!
Load More Replies...You want to feel like a saint? Offer it up to whatever nearby homeless youcan find
Load More Replies...To be fair, the paper is protecting the food, BUT. They'd best be bringing 4 plates for my friends and I to share this monstrosity!
Probably won't need to eat for days if you finish that. Looks like about a week's worth of calories.
Well, at least there is paper lining the lid. That should serve six adults or a family10.
Famous Dave's used to serve their family meal on lids, too. Don't know if they still do; we stopped going there years before the pandemic started.
If you are planning to gorge like a raccoon on garbage day, I guess the lid is appropriate.
Well, the other component, the can, will be where you vomit afterwards.
I know it's a challenge, but that's enough for probably 3-4 people to share. Looks yummy though, or maybe I'm just hungry.
What a disgusting display of the excess of Americanism. Yes I'm American.
That's a family and friends meal! How much did it cost? I see takeout city in my future.
It'd be a lot easier to get a syringe and just shoot up some used cooking oil.
There's a local BBQ chain that does the same thing! Always threw me for a loop
Onion Ring Tower At Red Robin, Comes With Complimentary Paint Chips
Previously, Bored Panda had a chat with Ross McGinnes, the founder of ‘We Want Plates,’ about the roots of the project. He told us that he started the campaign way back in 2015 when a friend of his shared a picture on Facebook of a steak served on a chopping board.
Nachos Are Messy Enough On A Real Plate. This Atrocity Was At Topgolf
Can we please jut vote that smears are done and over? Like...lets move on from the smeared product on a plate. That's like season 1 of Top Chef, lol.
Cake-Shake!!
I Don’t Even Know What To Call This
“It was captioned, unironically, ‘That is a big meal!’ It wasn't a big meal—he'd fallen for all this style-over-content hipster gastropub nonsense. I searched Twitter for an account which would allow me to vent my spleen with like-minded people, but found nothing. We Want Plates was born,” he told us.
Tapas On Jack Nicholson’s Head
Can We Please Just Use A Normal Glass?
This Bloody Marry At My Work Place With A Burger On Top
According to the founder, some restaurants avoid using plates because they want to stand out. “My local pub used to do a great Sunday roast: twelve quid, piled high, tasted great and yes, it came on a plate. One weekend they added a quirky offering to the menu: little sandwiches, pies, dainty cakes, and mini milkshakes served on a miniature picnic bench. The benches, painted bright pink and yellow, sat on top of tables seating actual grown adults. And what was the first thing these infantilized diners did? It wasn’t try the food—it was whip out their phones and take a picture,” Ross shared with Bored Panda.
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because Things Are Now Starting To Melt Onto The Table
Soup In A Test Tube In A Block Of Wood
Tonight’s Special… An $8 Avocado Half With Salt Labeled As “Guacamole”
“Over the following months the picnic benches became increasingly popular, coinciding with the specials board becoming progressively smaller, before it eventually disappeared altogether. I sat there one Sunday, watching bench after garish bench emerge from the kitchen like a technicolor carnival of idiocy, before my usual roast arrived,” he shared the gastronomically nightmarish experience with us.
Sandwich Served.... On The Rocks
My Salad Came In A Watering Can
Why?
“The meat was cold and the potatoes were burnt. It was once their main Sunday trade, but the traditional roast had died an unpalatable death. But that’s OK because they were doing a roaring trade with the benches, right? Sure, until the pub down the road started doing them too. Then the one around the corner. Before you know it, everyone’s doing the same ‘quirky’ thing, except it’s not ‘quirky’ anymore because you can’t move for mini picnic benches and now all their roast dinners are rubbish to boot,” Ross said that restaurants tend to copy each other and passing fads spread like wildfire.
The Chopping Board Isn’t Even Big Enough To Stop The Food From Touching The Table!
Hot Chocolate In A Mini Wheelie Bin
My Pasta Came In A Metal Box
Solution: Don't eat at these pretentious places who wrongly believe that their idea of artistry in plating is more important than food safety.
I like your way of phrasing "THEIR IDEA of artistry", those plate alternative are very disgusting
Load More Replies...My overriding thought for most of these is the poor dish duty person who has to figure out how to clean this stuff. 90% of these could never be truly sanitized. 🤢
That and the servers, they may have lug multiples of these things to a single table, let alone throughout their shift.
Load More Replies...As a person who has worked as a professional chef for over 10 years, with degrees, this is NASTY. I am waiting for the Hell's Kitchen episodes on these places.
I agree. Professional chefs obviously value the presentation of a dish, a beautiful dish makes you want to eat it. But they value more food safety and taste. And above all, most of these are just ugly too.
Load More Replies...Some things are classics for a reason. Looks like plates are one of them.
At least half of these, if I had been served that way I would tell them to f**k off and would walk out immediately.
I get the feeling the idea in most of these is to use a gimmick to take attention away from the food...which, in nearly all cases...looks horrible.
I know these are meant to be clever, but I would walk out on most of these places. I also wonder when people decided to dine at these restaurants where they already aware of the gimmicks, cause I dont usually eat somewhere without checking reviews. And i am sure these would of been mentioned or pictured.
Some of these look like weird entrees on a competition cooking show.
I am quite sure most of these would not be allowed here (working in a restaurant)
Every issue of this "look how cleverly our food is presented" gets worse. It hasn't happened to me yet, mostly because I cook better than 99% of the restaurants in my area, but if it ever does, I swear I am going to bring my own plate.
If you must eat at these places, although I can't imagine why you would, just bring your own plates.
Or send it back to the kitchen and request they put the food on a plate. Kindly of course. The server can't help it but I would definitely ask nicely if server could do this for me.
Load More Replies...We got a coupon to a new restaurant, so we thought we try it out. It was pretentious as hell. We saw what other folks were eating and the absolutely ridiculous way the food was presented. We basically just got up and left. I'm not paying $35 for 3 roasted mushrooms on a log with actual moss still on it.
Undoubtedly all of this kitschy crud is very very expensive - same thing applies to high fashion clothes - seems they make them deliberately ridiculous or just plain stupid to distinguish their stuff from normal pedestrian clothes....walk down Newbury St in Boston or Rodayo Drive in LA.
Some of these items used to consume food from don't seem to be food safety approved. I would not eat out of a dollar tree garbage can which definitely is full of bpa's
Welp, I am torn between buying $4.99 a gallon of gas and frequenting a restaurant serving me slop for $40 on an old cutting board. It's 50/50.....
Someone, at one point, must have run out of plates and asked their employees to bring anything from home that even had the slightest chance of holding food. Because that's what all this looks like lol.
I feel certain that these menu items had a description and were ordered anyway. Buyer beware!
This pretentious nonsense is the food equivalent of all the speshul khreyatyve younikue kid names we see collections of here on a regular basis. Plate/bowl technology has been working fine for actual human beings possessing dignity and class for millennia. I'll stick to my middle-class level dining that involves actual dishes and utensils, thanks.
The more "arranged" the food is, the more it has been touched by a bunch of hands and utensils that may or may not be clean. Quit fussing over it, breathing on it, sweating over it.... JUST SERVE THE FOOD IN A BOWL, THANKS!
You could use this kind of sense as a good reason for divorce. Don't f**k with my food.
Solution: Don't eat at these pretentious places who wrongly believe that their idea of artistry in plating is more important than food safety.
I like your way of phrasing "THEIR IDEA of artistry", those plate alternative are very disgusting
Load More Replies...My overriding thought for most of these is the poor dish duty person who has to figure out how to clean this stuff. 90% of these could never be truly sanitized. 🤢
That and the servers, they may have lug multiples of these things to a single table, let alone throughout their shift.
Load More Replies...As a person who has worked as a professional chef for over 10 years, with degrees, this is NASTY. I am waiting for the Hell's Kitchen episodes on these places.
I agree. Professional chefs obviously value the presentation of a dish, a beautiful dish makes you want to eat it. But they value more food safety and taste. And above all, most of these are just ugly too.
Load More Replies...Some things are classics for a reason. Looks like plates are one of them.
At least half of these, if I had been served that way I would tell them to f**k off and would walk out immediately.
I get the feeling the idea in most of these is to use a gimmick to take attention away from the food...which, in nearly all cases...looks horrible.
I know these are meant to be clever, but I would walk out on most of these places. I also wonder when people decided to dine at these restaurants where they already aware of the gimmicks, cause I dont usually eat somewhere without checking reviews. And i am sure these would of been mentioned or pictured.
Some of these look like weird entrees on a competition cooking show.
I am quite sure most of these would not be allowed here (working in a restaurant)
Every issue of this "look how cleverly our food is presented" gets worse. It hasn't happened to me yet, mostly because I cook better than 99% of the restaurants in my area, but if it ever does, I swear I am going to bring my own plate.
If you must eat at these places, although I can't imagine why you would, just bring your own plates.
Or send it back to the kitchen and request they put the food on a plate. Kindly of course. The server can't help it but I would definitely ask nicely if server could do this for me.
Load More Replies...We got a coupon to a new restaurant, so we thought we try it out. It was pretentious as hell. We saw what other folks were eating and the absolutely ridiculous way the food was presented. We basically just got up and left. I'm not paying $35 for 3 roasted mushrooms on a log with actual moss still on it.
Undoubtedly all of this kitschy crud is very very expensive - same thing applies to high fashion clothes - seems they make them deliberately ridiculous or just plain stupid to distinguish their stuff from normal pedestrian clothes....walk down Newbury St in Boston or Rodayo Drive in LA.
Some of these items used to consume food from don't seem to be food safety approved. I would not eat out of a dollar tree garbage can which definitely is full of bpa's
Welp, I am torn between buying $4.99 a gallon of gas and frequenting a restaurant serving me slop for $40 on an old cutting board. It's 50/50.....
Someone, at one point, must have run out of plates and asked their employees to bring anything from home that even had the slightest chance of holding food. Because that's what all this looks like lol.
I feel certain that these menu items had a description and were ordered anyway. Buyer beware!
This pretentious nonsense is the food equivalent of all the speshul khreyatyve younikue kid names we see collections of here on a regular basis. Plate/bowl technology has been working fine for actual human beings possessing dignity and class for millennia. I'll stick to my middle-class level dining that involves actual dishes and utensils, thanks.
The more "arranged" the food is, the more it has been touched by a bunch of hands and utensils that may or may not be clean. Quit fussing over it, breathing on it, sweating over it.... JUST SERVE THE FOOD IN A BOWL, THANKS!
You could use this kind of sense as a good reason for divorce. Don't f**k with my food.