Or looking for my glasses while wearing them?

This is a good idea. When all machines become self aware and take over the world, they’ll remember your good manners. 👍

So I'm not the only one 😭

OMG! That's so funny! Thank goodness, I haven't done that. Yet...

I did this after I just moved into my house, picked up a takeaway and drove back to the old flat. I didn't realise until I tried to park the car in my old space.

When life gives you yellow paint, make some lemonade.

So now, you have a water bed? I'll show myself out.

Am I the only one who finds it irritating when your glasses steam up, and then some person goes 'your glasses are steaming up!' No genius I just thought it was foggy inside!

I did that while talking on the phone. And the guy I was talking to was giving me tips where to look.

Lmao you must be exhausted

He wanted you to get the hell out of his office ;)

Oh I feel this. My spouse and I had a bad round of Covid in March 2020 and were sick for months. Our tv remote was lost for 9 damn months afterwards and we *still* occasionally run into movies we 100% forgot we watched while sick.

Normal when you're bored

My mum used to joke about having some idiot pull out in front of her and washing her windscreen at him. :D

I've done this more than once.

Mom (also on auto pilot): yes...

Awwwh. Hope your Mom made you dinner😉

Guilty as charged.

I don’t understand what happened here…

I've done that.

Put my wallet in the fridge, along with the food. Desperately looked for the wallet for the next 40 minutes. Opened the fridge again to get a refreshing drink before staring to look again, and my wallet greeted me from behind the eggs box =)))

Yesterday when I was making coffee, instead of pouring the water into the coffee maker, I poured it directly into my mug, like I was Coffee Jesus or something.

I once made perfectly fine pasta with basil sauce. Then, being totally on brain auto-pilot, I promptly wanted to wash the bowl the pasta was in, and I actually washed the sauce off the pasta into the sink. I sat down and cried.

No, you are not.

I've also poured myself a cup of coffee, opened a couple of packets of sweetener, dumped the sweetener into the trash and put the empty packets into my coffee.

Use a single cup coffee maker, put the pod in, with water, started the brew, went to get creamer, came back to coffee pouring onto an empty try - I forgot the cup

Mornings are the worst. I've put the coffee pot in the fridge, several times I've turned on the coffee without water in the drip coffee maker, and I've turned it on with water but no coffee. I'm on complete autopilot in the morning. I went to the ER when I took my Wellbutren twice, forgetting I took it the first time until just after I swallowed the second dose. I was fine, but wasn't sure what would happen so went to the ER. My daughter got me one of those pill dividers after that, but I've almost done it once again when I forgot what day of the week it was when I woke up.

Better than milk in the pantry. That was a foul discovery a day later

I've turned the coffee pot on without putting any coffee grounds in... at least twice now lol

I have read you Do. Not want to p**s off a stinkbug.

Sometimes the toothbrush likes some cooking water for a change

🤣

When I used to wear contacts, sometimes I'd forget that I already took it out. So there I was pinching my eyes, trying to remove it.

You must be the bosses favorite, free labor yay!

I once put a plate in the fridge (empty plate) but I don’t remember doing it. Not really autopilot because I may have been having an absent seizure lol

Nooooooooooo

Was it tracking all the calories the oven was burning?

Nothing wrong in having a clean nose!

I do this with my dad's car too 😁

I do not take food into the bathroom. Ever.

I'm picturing your stomach giving you instructions "turn left, now right... aahh I see the arches! We are here! hehehe"

I do this sort of thing regularly. Most of the time i forget what i just said and have to ask, "wait what did i just say"

Well, if that wasn't a common occurrence, they wouldn't have built in the safety feature.

Does it get soggy faster? Might taste good, though.

You probably need to get out of your car and walk a little more often.

once i did this when i was slightly younger but it was on purpose i was trying to see what happened to the fridge light

Once i put my remote in my purse and took it to work. Took me forever to find that damn remote later that night