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“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone

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There’s nothing like the relief of being home alone. The peace, the quiet, and the freedom to just let loose and do whatever you please—it’s the best feeling.

These Redditors know exactly what I’m talking about. In a recent thread, they opened up about all the weird little things they do in private. And who could blame them? From having imaginary arguments to setting up hammocks indoors just because, here are some of their most memorable posts.

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#1

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I generally eat my meals on a little folding table in my living room floor in front of the TV. During the pandemic, I ordered a white cloth and black napkins and fancy silverware and a little candleholder for it. And now I set it like a restaurant when I cook myself dinner. Because it cheers me up and I like it.

BlackEagle0013 , Alan Levine/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

184points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Aw my last roommate and I used to do this. We shared a grocery budget and took turns cooking so we’d always set a nice table with candles and sometimes hand picked flowers (even if they were dandelions) just because life is too short not to enjoy moments as much as you can.

46points

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#2

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I dress in ball gown I found at goodwill and drink tall boys while doing puzzles and listening to murder podcasts. Every girl deserves to go to a ball.

Sticky_Cheetos , cottonbro studio/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

169points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

OP sounds cool

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#3

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I sleep on a full size mattress in a camping tent in my bedroom. It took me five years of living alone to finally decide I'm gonna do whatever I want to do, and that's sleep in a tent every night. I love it.

LivingAlone , Mike Burns/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

155points

sbj 2 weeks ago

I'm going to try this and it will probably save me money on my heating bills

32points

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#4

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Learn dance routines and then show them to my dog and 2 cats. They don’t seem to appreciate all the hard work I put in.

tcarmel , Marián Šicko/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

135points

sbj 2 weeks ago

I'm sure they do!

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#5

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I paint my house to suit ME! Bright orange laundry room - yes! Sunny yellow kitchen - please! Purple dressing room etc etc. after literal years of being mindful of “resale value” I bought a really old home and just paint colors that make me happy 100%. Life is just too short for “resale value” in my opinion. Also? Looking into adult dog bed - omg can I fill it with my Squishmallow friends??

Fluffy_Flufflebug , Andrew Malone/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

121points

Janissary35680 Premium 2 weeks ago

After a period of time that I figured was sufficiently long enough not to ruffle any family members' feathers, I completely redid the living room, bedroom, and kitchen according to the mantra "It's my fn(house) now."

23points

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#6

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I have devoted 3 full rooms to cat stuff and built a catio off the back of my house. I am determined to give my own cats and my fosters the absolute best. It's all enrichment in the tiger enclosure now.

Dr_Spiders , Lisa Zins/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

113points

Tiger 2 weeks ago (edited)

As you should! I’m assembling items for my own catio currently, because my cat Steve has discovered if I let him on the patio with me and then turn my back for 2 seconds, he can get himself on the roof 😓 no more patio time for Steve without a catio

24points

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#7

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Sometimes when I'm bored, I'll narrate my activities David Attenborough style.

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Final score:

106points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

While I’m giving my warm fuzzy kitties their widdle tummy rubs: “THE MOSHT DANGEROUSH ANIMAL ON THISH PLANET”

30points

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#8

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I sing to the dog pretty much all day.

SoLongEmpress , हर्षल /Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

105points

sbj 2 weeks ago

I bet your doggie loves all the attention you're giving them

22points

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#9

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I eat a WHOLE CAKE (not all in one go though) by sticking the fork right in the middle. I ain’t sharing. Why do I need to slice it up?

yours_truly_1976 , billac/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

104points

Howl's sleeping castle 2 weeks ago

Me realising that I can order a birthday cake on a random day and eat all of it by myself was one of the best moments of my life

59points

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#10

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I like to blast music and clean my house/do chores in chunky platform boots. Sometimes I pretend I'm being followed by a camera in a music video. Just makes me feel silly and confident, momentary dopamine hit all to myself.

sadpantaloons , sweet_redbird/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

97points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

I have a pair of 6” black shiny patent leather stiletto heels. I have exactly 0 places to wear them (and I’m 6’4” with them on lmao) so I occasionally wear them when I’m lounging around the house, just because 😂

28points

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#11

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Have conversations with myself.

QuirkyForever , Kaboompics.com/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

95points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

This is beyond normal. Right? Yeah it is, obviously. Do a lot of people do this? Yeah I think so. Oh okay. That makes me feel better, thanks Tiger. Glad I could help, Tiger. Have a good day Tiger. You too, Tiger.

53points

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#12

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Sometimes I just sit in random corners cuz I pay for them lol.

intermentionz , RDNE Stock project/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

95points

Panda McPandaface 2 weeks ago

Can't argue with that.

18points

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#13

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone What can be eaten with a spoon, will be eaten with a spoon. Spoons are a very underrated utensil and it escapes me why they aren’t more socially acceptable.

Kajeke , Lukas Faust/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

90points

Rachel Pelz 2 weeks ago

Misread "beaten with a spoon" and was very confused :)

14points

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#14

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Im naked 24 hours a day unless i have to go out to a store or my nephew is visiting.

LongjumpingScore5930 , cottonbro studio/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

82points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Clothes suck. I’m usually naked at home 6 months out of the year, when the trees outside my window block me from my neighbours. Now that all the leaves are falling off, no more nakies in the kitchen until spring :(

28points

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#15

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I have a buddy that sleeps in a hammock that he hung in his bedroom. Note: he is almost 50 and single. 🤷‍♂️.

BisforBeard , Mace Ojala/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

82points

Juanita, the ginger cat 2 weeks ago

It's pretty common here in Brazil's north and northeast regions.

8points

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#16

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I have excess. I have a full pantry, full freezer, extra sheets, towels, toiletries, toilet paper, cleaners. My bf is like how many people live here?! But I went without for a long time and it definitely traumatized me to where I will never be without again. I also have the correct thing, if that makes sense. I dont “make do” with mismatched sheets.

Every-Bug2667 , Vlada Karpovich/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

81points

Boo 2 weeks ago

I'm the same, I have 2 duvets for my bed (a double and a king that goes on top) and 6 pillows. There are 3 different matching duvet sets for winter and 3 different sets for summer along with all the matching pillowcases and sheets. Is it excessive? Yes....yes it is, but I freeze in the winter, so each duvet is 15 tog (heaviest I can buy) and too hot in the summer (so have the lightest I can get). I also have 2 mattresses on the bed frame and it is sooooo comfy that I always look forward to going to bed.

19points

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#17

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Eat breakfast whenever I want.

Comfortable_Long_574 , George Redgrave/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

79points

Ace 2 weeks ago

I don't eat breakfast, lunch or dinner when I'm home alone; just whatever I feel like whenever I'm feeling hungry.

32points

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#18

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Accommodate every single one of my cat’s needs and preferences. The litterbox is in my bedroom. So is her food and water. I don’t know why she wants it this way but she’s made it clear she does

We have a queen sized bed. I have my side. The cat has her side. The top has a fluffy cat bed. The bottom has a pet heating pad and she goes back and forth

A tv tray is pushed up to her side of the bed with her food on it so she can have breakfast in bed. And lunch. And dinner. Imagine me trying to have a partner in this living situation lol.

smarmy-marmoset , Tom Thai/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

75points

NatalieC 2 weeks ago

They just make us do it, right?

24points

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#19

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I have full on conversations with my cats. Idgaf I will argue with those f****n’ weirdos that live with me rent free.

astrophysicsgrrl , Francesco Ungaro/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

73points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

I do this, my cats will meow back at me when I start talking to them so i just make u p their replies in my head. Me: “how was your day?” Steve “meow” (it was pretty good, how about you?) Me: “Oh good! Mine was great too thanks!” Steve: “meow” (are you going to feed me now?)

28points

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#20

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I have theme rooms.
My master bedroom has the color scheme that I wanted to have when I was a kid. I have a picture of the sunset the day I moved in. I want to paint that on the wall too. My basement is being turned into my own gym. I am excited about that. Though omg the money spends so quick.

Dragonscatsandbooks:

Same! My completed bathroom is "evil sea witch". My 1/2 completed bedroom is "galaxy night" with Galaxy wallpaper on the ceiling. And my kitchen/living room is gothic cottage core. My master bedroom and bathroom are just going to be full on red and black Gothic, I'm letting my inner teenager run rampant (I bought a black toilet I'll install when I renovate)
NO ONE CAN STOP ME, MWAHAHA.

No-Palpitation-5499 , David/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

68points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

My last roommate came up with the term “clutterbítch” to describe my home aesthetic 😂

40points

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#21

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Having to “convince “ myself that I’m not lazy. But I am. I don’t want to do s**t. No house work, no walking on my treadmill. No cooking. No getting gas for my car. I don’t mind going to work. I get “entertained” by them (coworkers and patients). I love hearing the planes fly over my house. I’ve chilled for hours in my living room doing absolutely nothing. No TV, music or reading. Just me and my quiet self time.

letsride70 , Eren Li/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

66points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

The human brain is wired for efficiency. Efficiency = accomplishing goals with as little energy expenditure as possible. If that makes you happy, it just means you’re human 😊

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#22

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I host solo karaoke nights, where I prepare snacks, drinks and then pretend I’m at a karaoke bar.

BlackCatsWithOddHats , Aleksandr Neplokhov/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

65points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Every solo car trip for me is a full on concert

24points

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#23

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I leave a post it note on the fridge with the date, time and location of where I'm going if I'm going somewhere other than work. In the event I disappear mysteriously or get into a wreck that is not reported, to save my family some grief. 🙂.

PSVita_Tech_Support , Wendy Harman/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

64points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

I live in a remote rural area so I always do this when I go on trips, usually to my mum. “Hey mum, heading to ____, will be there in about 4 hours, I’ll text you when I get there unless I get murdered or die in a fiery wreck.” She’s always like “K” 😂😂

29points

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#24

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I like to sleep in a macgyver’ed sensory deprivation chamber. I make the room cold because I sleep best in the cold, pile on tons of blankets, turn on a box fan for that wonderful grey noise, lights completely out in the entire apartment, unplug every single electronic in the room so there are no running lights or buzzing noises, draw the blackout curtains so no moonlights gets in, and then pass out in absolute peace.

I’m aware it is insane, but I’m single and I live alone so I do whatever the hell I want.

TaterTotLady , SHVETS production SHVETS production/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

61points

Verfin22 2 weeks ago

Day sleeper here. Blackout curtains with extra covers on the windows. Anything that has even the tiniest of lights on it is also covered. Fan on full and dehumidifier for noise. Can even dress myself correctly in the dark.

17points

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#25

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I procrastinate tons of stuff that I need to get done and wallow in the joy of not having anybody around to call me out on it. It's truly awesome.

highheeledhepkitten , cottonbro studio/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

57points

Rachel Pelz 2 weeks ago

Is it possible to procrastinate stuff that does not need to be done? Asking for a friend.

13points

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#26

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone 15 king-size pillows on a full mattress. I sleep like a dog.

AmbitiousAd9320 , Anna Nekrashevich/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

56points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

I currently work in a hotel store. Today my boss told me I looked sleepy, handed me a room key, and told me to go take a nap for a couple hours 😂 it’s such a chill place to work. I’d never stayed in the rooms because I’m a local, but we have king-sized pillows - OH my GOD. They’re INCREDIBLE. I slept like a baby for 2 hours of my 8 hour shift 😂

34points

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#27

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I set up my hammock right in the middle of the living room.

Misty-Anne , Klaus Krumböck/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

55points

Janissary35680 Premium 2 weeks ago

I'm noticing a lot of hammocks being mentioned in this thread.

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#28

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Have fake arguments with people, have fake conversations with celebrities I’m meeting for the first time.

rocksnsalt , cottonbro studio/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

51points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

LOL I’m currently working in a store with a back cooler full of product. I was having an imaginary argument with my landlord out loud in the cooler alone today when my boss walked in and asked me who I was talking to 😂😂

13points

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#29

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I dance around my kitchen to the radio when I am cooking or cleaning.

vinedin , Brian Lawson/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

51points

Petro Roos 2 weeks ago

I've lived with my partner for almost 10 years, and I still do this, the only difference is that I now use headphones, instead the just blaring the music a loud. I noticed I cook better when I have music and am dancing and not really payng too much attention to what I'm doing.

12points

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#30

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I can’t remember the last time I closed the door while taking a number 2.

superjoe8293 , hermaion/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

47points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

I have cats, I can’t close the door while going #1 or #2 😂 when you have a cat, you never poop alone.

41points

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#31

Eating rotisserie chicken with my bare hands.

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Final score:

45points

Tiger 2 weeks ago (edited)

That’s the best way to enjoy rotisserie chicken, bare handed shovelling it into your mouth on the counter in the kitchen like a ravenous animal. In bed sharing pieces with your kitties is another great option.

23points

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#32

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I have pirate themed bathroom decor because I can.

etchedchampion:

My shower curtain is a cat with a trident riding a T-Rex.

MissPinkieDee:

My bathroom is themed clown!! no one can tell me no! lol

zombiesheartwaffles , Jim Reynolds/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

44points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

My shower curtain is a velociraptor in a top hat with a monocle riding an old-timey bicycle with the word “BÏTCHES” underneath 😂 anyone else have a cool shower curtain?

15points

Crystal M 2 weeks ago

I have one with pink flamingos and another with colorful unicorns and rainblows.

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 weeks ago

I wish! I live in a house that my mom owns and she installed the most idiotic glass shower doors in this house. They're horrible. XD I DO have those little translucent sticky gel window decals that come out around the holidays - I have candy canes and holly and all kinds of Christmas decals on the shower doors XD I've decorated the whole house perma-themed Christmas, actually. I have a giant fake palm tree that's decorated like a Christmas tree, etc. I also have some fun signs up in the bathroom ("Life is short, lick the bowl" on the toilet) but I wish I had a shower curtain :(

4points

Zoe's Mom 2 weeks ago

Rainforest theme shower curtain to accommodate my tiger bathroom.

3points

Traveling Lady Railfan 2 weeks ago

I don't have shower curtains in my bathroom, I actually have shower curtains in my living room and bedroom. I put one of those long spring/tension-mounted rods across the room so I can block off the room and make separate work areas so I can hide a busy area to make it look less clutter. I have a beach scene, I have a desert scene, I have several that are Forest scenes, they're great! Nice just to have like a full wall sized wallpaper that you can move around if you want to or pull aside if you want to but they're not cool like yours!!!

3points

Lenore Jean Jones 2 weeks ago

Mine is a clear curtain with a map of the London Underground printed on it. My housemate's shower curtain (in what was the guest bath) has the NYC subway map, but she covered it up with one of those solid color second layers that go outside the tub. She's more into decor than I am, which is totally fine.

2points

Comment Deleted 2 weeks ago

Saw these online...very very cool

2points

Ace macbeth 2 weeks ago

I too had the unicycle one! Then I lived into a place with glass doors. But it found a new home with another weirdo who appreciates the little things. Lol

1point

Brian Droste 2 weeks ago

I don't. I have a boring light blue shower curtain.

1point

Skip62 2 weeks ago

I would like to see the cat riding the t rex.😀

2points

Katie Allen 2 weeks ago

I'm a classic movie fan and I wanted the Psycho shower curtain but it was super expensive.

1point

wowbagger 2 weeks ago

I can't believe BP found a good picture for this

1point

April Pickett 2 weeks ago

I don't have a shower curtain. I use a clear shower curtain liner. I have SADD and I need the light.

1point

weatherwitch 1 week ago

Mine is seaside with funny rude pictures 🤣

0points

HarriMissesScotland 1 week ago

Ringling Brothers clowns went on strike, and 3 came to stay with my husband, also a clown, and me. I had clowns everywhere!

0points

shankShaw deReemer 2 weeks ago

I had a Mickey Mouse bathroom painted red in my twenties and early thirties. Loved it!

0points

Lotekguy 2 weeks ago (edited)

I enjoy my Homer Simpson shower curtain... especially since most would say I'm waay too old for such things.

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#33

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone White noise blasting so loud it’s like I sleep under Niagara Falls.

Whenever I start dating someone, they typically disapprove. Good thing they don’t live there.

DeanKn0w , cottonbro studio/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

43points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

I love me some rain/storm sounds while sleeping

21points

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#34

I eat like a king all of the time. Last night was a grilled pork chop, fried diced potato with onion, garlic, butter, & sour cream.
I dot have a sleep schedule. When I'm tired I sleep whether that's 2 pm or 2 am. When I wake up I get up. I also sleep wherever I sleep. On the couch, in the chair, in my bed, anywhere.
When I clean my house I blast Johnny Cash, usually, & get at it.
I talk to myself or the dogs.
I always keep my place picked up & clean. I put things back when I'm done.

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Final score:

43points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

That meal sounds so delicious right now

7points

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#35

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I sleep on my matress, DIAGONALLY 😂

I also write very personal notes on my fridge, it would embarass me if someone read them. I bought some magnetic whiteboard sheet and my fridge is like a whiteboard tower. I recently made a pro/con list about a relationship that didn't work out, and I needed to have everything in sight, and add stuff on the go.

I really love it, and the upper area has a calendar I made, with all the upcoming appointments and errands. It makes me feel like I have a direction.

Kale7574 , Chris Short/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

40points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Sometimes when I can’t sleep, I take my pillows and swap them around from the head of my bed to the foot of my bed. Sleeping in a reverse position like that somehow always puts me to sleep. I have no idea why.

24points

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#36

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I'd say my weirdest is not putting laundry away. I live out of a laundry basket- who cares ?! 🙃😆

anon , lisaclarke/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

38points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

I did this in my 20s - but now that I’m in my 30s, I’ve started folding/hanging up and putting away my laundry again. I get it now. It really does help me get dressed in the morning 😂

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#37

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I eat everything out of Rubbermaid and Tupperware containers, no dishes.

Parrot132 , Wellness Wildflower/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

38points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

I do this when I haven’t done the dishes lol. I’ve even been known to occasionally eat straight out of the pot or off my cutting board 😂 I’m lazy sometimes don’t judge me

11points

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#38

I sleep in a 6ft beanbag filled with memory foam chunks. It's the best investment I've ever made.

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Final score:

38points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 weeks ago

I sleep on a Japanese shikifuton on the floor. It enrages and baffles my mother, but it's the best sleep I've ever gotten. I just don't sleep well on a bed and I never have. I've tried plenty of mattresses over my life (my mom even forced a TempurPedic on me for a while) but I return to the floor. It just works for me.

22points

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#39

I make bacon just to have the place smell like bacon.

I use a cardboard theater standee of Han solo to vent frustrations to.

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35points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

My friend has a cardboard cutout of Sidney Crosby from a grocery store Dempsters Bread promotion he did in 2010 in her living room, she likes to vent to him too 😂

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#40

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I have photos of Dominic Monaghan put up in my room.

I'm 50.

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Final score:

31points

Tiger 2 weeks ago (edited)

Merry the hobbit from Lord of the Rings, fyi. Honestly he’s kind of a cutie.

10points

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#41

Maybe not the weirdest thing but I like to go about my business at home topless. It's not a sexual thing, sometimes I just don't put on a bra or top because I just don't feel like it. Or the minute I get home from work the top and bra will come off and get thrown on the floor and I'll just cook dinner, read emails, watch TV and get ready for bed in my lounge pants but the girls are free and unencumbered.

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Final score:

21points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Oh amen, I’m the same. Wearing a bra feels like what I imagine wearing a bridle with a bit for horses is like.

12points

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#42

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I drink my milk and juices straight from the container.

Jaguar5150 , Alan Stanton/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

21points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

I live alone, I am the only one drinking from my jug of milk, I have absolutely guzzled straight from the container in a 3am half-asleep low-blood-sugar dream state.

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#43

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I eat things right out of the fridge or over the sink so I don’t generate any dishes.

WakingOwl1 , Lily Ballard/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

20points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

The 3am half-asleep fridge raid, eating cheese straight from the package or scooping leftover takeout into your mouth with your fingers lmao 😂

3points

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#44

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Once I ate cake in bed with my hands. no fork.

carstanza , Quinn Dombrowski/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

19points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Only once??

8points

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#45

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I regularly sleep in my hammock suspended two stories up off my balcony.

ThrowawayMod1989 , Camille Chenchei/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

18points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

At the last basement suite I rented, I had a covered backyard outdoor space under their patio. I surrounded it with fairy lights and pretty fabric, and moved a couch, coffee table and a ton of houseplants out there. I slept out there regularly, it was amazing.

9points

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#46

I sleep on a full size but I sleep on top of my crazy soft comforter with a very large heavy fur like blanket over me. It's like sleeping in a cloud. Making the bed is so easy. I do have to wash blankets more often but worth it.

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Final score:

18points

Belle_Pandamonium🇧🇻l 2 weeks ago

Wow! This is the way i sleep too. Lovely thick soft easy-to-wash blankets all the way ! Love it 🥰

1point

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#47

I don’t flush after every number one. i don’t pay for water so it’s not a cost effective thing personally, but still think it’s wasteful to flush after each go.

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Final score:

18points

Ace 2 weeks ago

"If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." Was a slogan on a series of TV adverts back in the 1970s when the UK was suffering from water shortages after long periods of drought.

13points

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#48

I literally never turn the lights on anywhere in the house. Cook in the dark, pee in the dark, play with my dog in the dark, scroll through reddit in the dark LOL.

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Final score:

17points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 weeks ago

I'm the opposite. I cannot stand the dark unless I'm trying to sleep/actually asleep, so I turn on all the lights in whatever room I'm in XD I dislike dimly-lit restaurants as well. Maybe I have vision problems in low-light :x

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#49

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone I hate making my bed, but I hate the look of a messy bed, so I made my bed perfectly 4 months ago and have slept on my couch since. I remove the cat hair from the bed, smooth it out, and febreze it weekly.

MN_Hotdish , Ryan Finnie/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

17points

Rachel Pelz 2 weeks ago

Let me tell you a secret: one can sleep well in an unmade bed. Sounds unbelievable, I know.

17points

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#50

I don't live alone anymore, but anytime I sneezed I'd say "bless you!" to myself out loud.

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Final score:

17points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

My cats meow every time I sneeze, hilariously 😂 I take it as a kitty “bless you.”

10points

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#51

I go to sleep whenever and wherever I feel like it: on the couch at 3 pm, in my bed at 5 am, on this chair I have that reclines, things like that. I don’t have to worry about getting in anyone’s way or waking them up at night, so my sleep schedule is pretty much nonexistent. It’s just what I’m tired and as long as I don’t have work.

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Final score:

16points

Suck it Trebek 2 weeks ago

Good god I miss that.

0points

#52

ALL the black screen background sound sleep videos, audiobooks and podcasts all the time, lots of guided meditation, daily videos of affirmations and Wim Hof breathing, journaling and chanting (Nam Myoho Renge Kyo!) to my hearts content, elliptical/yoga/elastic gear in the living room (instead of a coffee table), vibration plate in the bedroom, hang stuff I don't want wrinkly in the shower indefinitely. My ex wife was amazing, but hints of any of this made her skin crawl, and it made mine crawl repressing it all.

Oh, and my little old dog has 3 beds, a chair, and her own mini couch. Because that s**t is adorable.

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Final score:

16points

Mike F 2 weeks ago

The pets need their own space. The day I brought Sadie home I set her in the chair and told her that's her puppy chair. It's her little spot to chill and look out the window over her "kingdom", nap, etc. I keep a nappy blanket on it and she loves that chair.

3points

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#53

I read a lot and find myself reading out loud. Kinda nice not to have anyone around to judge that.

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Final score:

16points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

I owned rats a couple years ago, and used to sit and read out loud to them when I was too tired after work to play. They would listen attentively 😊

5points

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#54

Getting drunk with my cat and pretending he’s my audience. I’m not sure how HE feels about it but we have a blast alone.

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Final score:

14points

KatSaidWhat 2 weeks ago

I get drunk with my stuffed giraffe. Groot has seen and heard many things...

2points

#55

I have a hospital bed. I have the world's best mattress on it and lots of pillows. My bedroom looks huge with just a twin bed in it. I have a work desk in there and the room still looks huge. I live in a one bedroom stamp size apartment.

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Final score:

13points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Once I was in the hospital and they made me change into a gown, I also got these incredible hospital socks. Ugly as hell but they went up to my knees, hospital green and soft & warm as heck. Please don’t judge me but they magically ended up in my purse and they’re my favourite socks to this day 😅

7points

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#56

I don't have a dining room table. I have two lounging areas instead of a dining room. And I put a writing desk in my breakfast nook.

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Final score:

12points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

My dining room table is two leather footstools with the wooden top of another table (legs removed) balanced on top of it 😂 if it works it works!

0points

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#57

My sonos speaker is programmed to blast NPR starting at 7am (it’s my alarm). But I never turn it off. It’s just my constant background noise. Right now it’s Wait Wait Dont Tell Me.

When I’ve had people stay over, I forget and it’s quite the rude awakening for my guests 😬.

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Final score:

12points

Jenn Smith 2 weeks ago

I never ever turn off NPR on my bathroom radio! Wait wait Don't Tell Me, and A Way with Words are among the best shows!

2points

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#58

I jog about 5 miles/day inside the house when I don't want to go outside. I have a perfectly good treadmill, but I prefer jogging around the house. Sometimes I even get little things done while I'm jogging.

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Final score:

12points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

I wish I could do this but I have downstairs neighbours 😂

0points

#59

Bed in the living room. Yep.

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Final score:

11points

detective miller's hat 2 weeks ago

I fall asleep on my couch at least once a week, so I guess I kind of have a bed in the living room.

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#60

I sit on the floor of the kitchen and lean against the bottom cabinets to eat dinner with the plate perched on my knees sometimes. Have no idea why as I have a dining set and the floor is not comfortable. 🤷🏻‍♀️.

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Final score:

10points

Claire B 2 weeks ago

Same

2points

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#61

I eat a lot of the same thing when I feel like it. I'm getting better at not ordering delivery, but I still do way too much takeout. I have a dietary restriction so I'm a regular anywhere I get food, I don't have as many choices as I used to.

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Final score:

10points

#62

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Never set up dining room. Instead that room is used for my toy collect (Transformers), massage table, and dance pole. I'm a straight guy, so don't dm me lol

Set a wooden chair next to the dresser to get dressed without having to get up for every clothing item.

Second bedroom is the home gym.

Flashy-Discussion-57 , Lorenzo Tlacaelel/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

10points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

My dining room is filled with Lego lmao. Currently working on the mars rover 😊

2points

#63

When I live alone, which is almost always, I don’t necessarily wash a dish before I use it to cook with again. I’m slightly concerned that if I move in with someone, they may catch me doing this out of habit and bc I forgot I don’t live alone anymore. I do regularly wash my dishes tho, just maybe not *every* time.

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Final score:

10points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Hahaha I’ve done this with some dishes. Made bacon one night and then reused the pan the next day to make chicken. It might be disgusting but I didn’t die 😂 judge me if you want

5points

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#64

I have seedling starts set up in my main hall way eventuallly I'm going to have a better home for them but I'm still getting rid of a lot of my parents stuff and so my house is pretty topsy turvy. I also talk to my doggos and my birdlets.

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Final score:

9points

G A 2 weeks ago

Who doesn't talk to their pets?

6points

#65

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Sometimes I randomly lay down on the corridor at 3am just because I want to.

xanax101010 , cottonbro studio/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

7points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Sometimes I lay down in random spots around my home because the whole room looks different from the floor. It gives me different perspectives of my own apartment that I’ve lived in for years. I’m like “oooh, this is what my cats see”. 😂 (yes I usually smoke a fatty before doing this)

6points

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#66

I wander around my house wrapped in blankets and sometimes sleep in my office or living room floor instead of my bedroom lol.

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Final score:

7points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Having your own home where you can sleep and do whatever you want wherever you want is such a nice feeling.

0points

#67

My bathroom is cat-themed!

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Final score:

7points

Rachel Pelz 2 weeks ago

But not a human litter box like that TikTok girl's joke, right??

4points

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#68

I don't purchase the typical furniture. My living room is a home gym, I have no kitchen/dinning room table.

I don't want to say I'm a minimalist but I guess I am when it comes to furniture.

Final score:

7points

#69

Sleep on my couch most nights even though I have a perfectly comfy queen size bed in my bedroom.

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Final score:

6points

Slowdown 2 weeks ago

Same.

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#70

“No One Can Stop Me”: 40 People Confess To The Weirdest Things They Do Living Alone Listen to Britney Spears on full blast and order take out every night.

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Final score:

6points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

My loneliness is killing me (AAAANND IIIII) 🎶

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#71

I like to lay around naked and pluck out body hairs. Such a soothing little obsession.

Final score:

3points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Trichotillomania, especially with pubic hair, is not as uncommon as you’d think

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#72

My daughter moved out last weekend, and I was looking at a frugal group on here, and I came across this tip to use baby washcloths as toilet paper as a way to save money. So I got a bunch and use them just for number one, and throw them in a hamper. I went from a roll of Tpaper a day and it's been over a week and I haven't had to put a new roll on. I would never do that if I didn't live alone and I'm not even telling my kids I'm doing it. No one needs that judgment face 😂.

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Final score:

2points

Ace 2 weeks ago

What the hell were you doing with the toilet paper that you were getting through a roll every day?

18points

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#73

It’s almost a contest with myself on how gross I can be — belching, farting, blowing my nose like an old man, leaving my dirty underwear on the couch. I gotta get it all out in case I ever meet someone I do want to cohabitate with!

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Final score:

1point

Tiger 2 weeks ago

In all honesty my boyfriend and I are going to move in together sometime soon and one of my first thoughts was “aw but I’m going to miss farting like a Clydesdale whenever I want ☹️”

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#74

My home office is literally an armory. Swords guns auto knives. It’s also decorated with unopened bottles of premium gin from around the country, tons and tons of concept art posters and Christmas lights year round.

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0points

Mike F 2 weeks ago

Guns, knives and alcohol, what could go wrong?

6points

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Oleksandra Kyryliuk

Kyiv-born, Vilnius-dwelling writer with a suitcase full of curiosity. My Master's in International Communication fuels my love for exploring different stories. Whether I'm putting pen to paper (or fingers to keyboard), you might catch me out and about with my film camera, cycling around, or on a quest for the perfect coffee spot. Occasionally seen trying to find inner peace on the yoga mat.

Kyiv-born, Vilnius-dwelling writer with a suitcase full of curiosity. My Master's in International Communication fuels my love for exploring different stories. Whether I'm putting pen to paper (or fingers to keyboard), you might catch me out and about with my film camera, cycling around, or on a quest for the perfect coffee spot. Occasionally seen trying to find inner peace on the yoga mat.

Ilona Baliūnaitė

I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

What do you think ?

Roland Nijveld 2 weeks ago

Is darkmode back yet? #FreeDarkMode

14points

Bat cat in a hat 2 weeks ago

If you use the web version (not the app), use the browser's dark mode. I'm sure BP will catch up and make it not work at some point but I'm making the most of it

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NatalieC 2 weeks ago

No judgement because I am guilty of some of these. But still, some of them are kinda sad.

13points

Boo 2 weeks ago

Seems like a lot of these folks don't realise they are actually Sims and someone has left the autonomy setting on 🤣

9points

Panda McPandaface 2 weeks ago

I found the whole thing rather reassuring. Nice to know other people share some of my wierder habits!

4points

Glasofruix 2 weeks ago

I've 3d printed a bunch of cats doing various activities and i've plastered them all around the house.

2points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Living alone is really fun as an adult. I wish everyone could have the experience 😊 I’m nearing the end of my living-alone-while-young time (going to move in with either bf or roommates soon) and I’ll always remember these years with fondness, it’s so nice to walk around naked and eat food straight from the pot and fart with free abandon and no judgement.

2points

Child of the Stars 2 weeks ago

Most of these are perfectly fine, but I really don't understand how people can't have a regular bedtime/morning schedule and still function. My schedule is topsy-turvy right now due to things outside my control, and I can really feel the negative impact to my mental health.

2points

Learner Panda 2 weeks ago

When I am driving alone, I pretend I am demonstrating how to drive very smoothly, as if there's a bowl of trifle on the passenger seat.

1point

Chewie Baron 2 weeks ago (edited)

My shower curtain matches one of my tea pots!

1point

A Jones 2 weeks ago

My bed is always a mess and I like it that way, feels like my own "goblin nest" that I can just lay in random times of the day/night when I'm not. Not even sleep, just lay there contemplating life or silly thoughts. I lost count of how many blankets and hoodies are stuck in that "goblin nest". I also wear a giant faux-fur night gown on cold days. It has a bit pocket for snacks.

1point

KatSaidWhat 2 weeks ago

I have quite a lot of glow in the dark stickers in my room now. Landlady approved.

1point

Murdock Schlegel 6 days ago

Having cats or dogs is not living alone!

0points

weatherwitch 1 week ago

Oh I so found my online people in this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Kristal 2 weeks ago

I mean, I don't really do anything different than if I was living with a significant other; no pants, talk with the cat, talk to myself, eat while watching streaming ... uhhh I suppose I leave dishes out occasionally cause it bothers no one and my cat doesn't mess with them (if nothing exciting is on them). So, leave non-hazardous messes out overnight and get to them when I get to them. Yeah, that's it.

0points

Traveling Lady Railfan 2 weeks ago

I find myself going back to the post a few times so I can reread and say "you know what, I think I'm going to try doing this next" :-) Tonight, I'm setting up a tent in the living room, taking all my house plants and setting them all around, pinning up a bunch of LED twinkle lights around the ceiling and I'm going to go camping in my house.

0points

Maisey Myles 2 weeks ago

The weirdest thing for me is realizing I live alone now- it’s been 40 years

0points

Schmebulock 2 weeks ago

Some of these people may need therapy.

0points

CK 2 weeks ago

If you have dogs and cats, you don't live alone.

0points

B.Nelson 2 weeks ago

I was alone for a week. Never turned the TV on or any of the lights on. Discovered I'm prone to vampire tendencies.

0points

Donald 2 weeks ago

I haven't had a door to my bathroom for the last 6 months. I tripped getting out of the shower, went head first into it and blew that hollow core POS door to pieces. I thought about getting a new one for a few days before I came to the conclusion that IDGAF that door was only there for show anyway.

0points

Roland Nijveld 2 weeks ago

Is darkmode back yet? #FreeDarkMode

14points

Bat cat in a hat 2 weeks ago

If you use the web version (not the app), use the browser's dark mode. I'm sure BP will catch up and make it not work at some point but I'm making the most of it

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NatalieC 2 weeks ago

No judgement because I am guilty of some of these. But still, some of them are kinda sad.

13points

Boo 2 weeks ago

Seems like a lot of these folks don't realise they are actually Sims and someone has left the autonomy setting on 🤣

9points

Panda McPandaface 2 weeks ago

I found the whole thing rather reassuring. Nice to know other people share some of my wierder habits!

4points

Glasofruix 2 weeks ago

I've 3d printed a bunch of cats doing various activities and i've plastered them all around the house.

2points

Tiger 2 weeks ago

Living alone is really fun as an adult. I wish everyone could have the experience 😊 I’m nearing the end of my living-alone-while-young time (going to move in with either bf or roommates soon) and I’ll always remember these years with fondness, it’s so nice to walk around naked and eat food straight from the pot and fart with free abandon and no judgement.

2points

Child of the Stars 2 weeks ago

Most of these are perfectly fine, but I really don't understand how people can't have a regular bedtime/morning schedule and still function. My schedule is topsy-turvy right now due to things outside my control, and I can really feel the negative impact to my mental health.

2points

Learner Panda 2 weeks ago

When I am driving alone, I pretend I am demonstrating how to drive very smoothly, as if there's a bowl of trifle on the passenger seat.

1point

Chewie Baron 2 weeks ago (edited)

My shower curtain matches one of my tea pots!

1point

A Jones 2 weeks ago

My bed is always a mess and I like it that way, feels like my own "goblin nest" that I can just lay in random times of the day/night when I'm not. Not even sleep, just lay there contemplating life or silly thoughts. I lost count of how many blankets and hoodies are stuck in that "goblin nest". I also wear a giant faux-fur night gown on cold days. It has a bit pocket for snacks.

1point

KatSaidWhat 2 weeks ago

I have quite a lot of glow in the dark stickers in my room now. Landlady approved.

1point

Murdock Schlegel 6 days ago

Having cats or dogs is not living alone!

0points

weatherwitch 1 week ago

Oh I so found my online people in this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Kristal 2 weeks ago

I mean, I don't really do anything different than if I was living with a significant other; no pants, talk with the cat, talk to myself, eat while watching streaming ... uhhh I suppose I leave dishes out occasionally cause it bothers no one and my cat doesn't mess with them (if nothing exciting is on them). So, leave non-hazardous messes out overnight and get to them when I get to them. Yeah, that's it.

0points

Traveling Lady Railfan 2 weeks ago

I find myself going back to the post a few times so I can reread and say "you know what, I think I'm going to try doing this next" :-) Tonight, I'm setting up a tent in the living room, taking all my house plants and setting them all around, pinning up a bunch of LED twinkle lights around the ceiling and I'm going to go camping in my house.

0points

Maisey Myles 2 weeks ago

The weirdest thing for me is realizing I live alone now- it’s been 40 years

0points

Schmebulock 2 weeks ago

Some of these people may need therapy.

0points

CK 2 weeks ago

If you have dogs and cats, you don't live alone.

0points

B.Nelson 2 weeks ago

I was alone for a week. Never turned the TV on or any of the lights on. Discovered I'm prone to vampire tendencies.

0points

Donald 2 weeks ago

I haven't had a door to my bathroom for the last 6 months. I tripped getting out of the shower, went head first into it and blew that hollow core POS door to pieces. I thought about getting a new one for a few days before I came to the conclusion that IDGAF that door was only there for show anyway.

0points

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