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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories)

Say what you want, but the skill of complimenting someone is a very subtle one.

Some praises are like magic wands that always work. For example, "Talking to you is like a breath of fresh air!" or simply, "Wow, you look beautiful," or "You tell the craziest jokes."

However, there are plenty of people in the world who choose to stray from the traditional path of praise in favor of something more original, peculiarly specific, or downright bizarre, leaving their unfortunate targets to wonder whether they should be flattered, irritated, confused, deeply amused, or perhaps, all of the above.

I asked the Bored Panda community to share the weirdest compliments they ever received, and truth to be told, the responses did not disappoint.

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) “Nice muscles… for a girl,” a football player at my school said this to me, roughly 10 seconds before I almost broke his arm in an arm wrestle.

Never mess with a swimmer. Or a girl. Or a girl that swims. I guarantee that you will be injured either mentally, physically, or both.

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The Rock Obama

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "I hate pretty girls. They think they can get what they want with their looks. That's why I like you."

... so I'm not pretty. Ok.

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208points

LagoonaBlueColleen

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) I was in a Barnes and Noble once and a woman told me that she liked my aura. Apparently, it was very bright and positive so it was a nice compliment.

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192points

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "You're so tall & pretty! Are you a stripper?" - Some Random Lady at Walmart. And she was completely serious as she offered me a job at the local strip club after I responded "No."

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180points

DRinLBK

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) A woman once said to me with exaggerated enthusiasm, "Oh, I just love the way you apply your makeup! It looks so natural - especially your blush! And I know what I'm talking about because I used to sell makeup."

I replied, "I'm not wearing any blush. That's just a mild case of rosacea."

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177points

KY dog mom

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "You are pretty for a black girl."

Umm eww.

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176points

Weridwierdwired

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "You have eyes like a cow. Jersey cow. Jerseys are pretty foxy for cows." Stop digging laddie.

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164points

Auntriarch

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) Not even sure if this was a compliment, but someone once told me, I'd be useful in an apocalypse.

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164points

Justy

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) Them: Wow! You’re weird!

Me: thank you!

Them: *Awkwardly turns around*

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149points

Vicki Doggurl

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#10

“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) Random man at a shopping center, back when I was a teenager, "It's not right for a girl to be tall, dark, and handsome!"

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131points

Helen Kirk

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) Following a routine colonoscopy, my gastro doctor said I have a "perfect colon." I said, "Thank you!"

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129points

Terry Butler

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#12

“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) Once my crush's mom complimented me on my socks in front of my crush and then she told him to look at my socks and I felt plain awkward.

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123points

kallee the frog

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) My friend told me I was an off-brand Energizer Bunny.

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Holly Caelyn Followell

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The PA at my doctor's office always tells me I have beautiful eardrums during my annual visit. One time she even told another doctor to look at them. The other doctor was also impressed.

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114points

Res Earch

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#15

“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) When I was pregnant a coworker told me I looked like Mother Earth. He meant it as a compliment.

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109points

Carey Cakes

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) You're more beautiful than a new set of snow tires! (I'm from northern Minnesota.)

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108points

adrianne tucker

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) You are really smart for a woman.

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107points

Is Be

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#18

“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "You look like you can kill someone with your calves." I have pretty muscular legs.

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106points

Has sold soul for corn chip

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) I wore a new t-shirt with a purple cat on it to college. Us students from different classes got squeezed together into one room for a lecture on internships.

In the middle of the lecture, in the center of the room, and with every student's full attention, our teacher suddenly falls silent. He peers over the rim of his glasses, at my shirt.

"...Nice pussy."

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98points

Nicolae Reginar-Baldéric

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "You have really nice veins."

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92points

AlpacaPanda

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#21

"Wow! You look really good in clothes!"

This was said in front of my new husband. He was a customer of mine, I'm an automobile mechanic and he had never seen me in anything except uniforms before.

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92points

HammerzToe

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "You're so pretty, except you're fat. At least your face is pretty."

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91points

Nicole A

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) A lot of people praise my eyelashes. I am a man, and the only thing I know about my eyelashes is that I have them...One woman told me that when I die, I could donate them to her and she'd get them made up as false lashes. Not creepy at all!

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89points

Peej Maybe

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "Your hair is beautiful. I'd like to ask you out but I would want to control your hair. I'd want to be your hair master."

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85points

Marla

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#25

This was a compliment I received on the "About Me" section on a dating website:

"I really like your syntax."

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81points

antisocialRiot

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#26

My friend told me I was "Strange, Unusual and very truthful with what I say."

She was being nice and said she liked having someone who was different and can trust when they say something.

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73points

Atchaco-Leigh

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#27

I have twice visited places I once worked at and have been told that "it is a lot less weird around here since you left."

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71points

Chich

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "You ar not as ugly as most gingers and lucky you 're a woman, and you only have freckles on your face...."

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71points

Vicky De Raedemaeker

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#29

“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "Your voice is much bigger than your body." Still not 100% sure it was a compliment. Low key bothers me occasionally.

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69points

Amberleigh Mysts

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "You look like a beautiful vampire." (I have very pale skin)

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68points

Lisa Bateman

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "Your scleras are so white, you must be very healthy!"

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67points

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) “I love your new glasses. They make you look smart.”

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65points

Andrew Thomas

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#33

“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "If you were a superhero, you'd be Deadpool." Still don't know how to take it, DP is a bad @ss, but that skin condition...

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62points

wyledawg

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"You smell... *Long sniff* Like champagne and roses." I still do not know what that means.

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59points

Sequoia door.

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#35

My endodontist told me, while I was being prepped for oral surgery, I had "nice, long roots." Thanks?

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54points

Martin Kaine

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“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories) "You've got nice legs, for a fat person."

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54points

Coffee_nut45?

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#37

You are better at sports than other Indian girls.
Like wtf

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53points

Aarya

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#38

1. "Usually, I don't like people like you but you are cool though."

2. "You're so different than I imagined."

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51points

Trond Øien

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#39

Friend said that I have a beautiful neck and asked if she could stroke/touch it?

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Anjelika

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Annette Easton 2 years ago

As a teenager with braces on, I was sitting on the bus one day and smiled at a little girl with her mother. The little girl tugged on her mother's sleeve and said "Mommy! That lady has diamonds on her teeth!"

13points

Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

My mother calls me fat as a compliment and it doesn’t bother me contrary to what others think because when my mom was my age she tried to gain weight because of how thin she was and it never seemed to work.

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Deson 2 years ago

Just some thoughts here from me: Ladies, so you know guys often don't get complimented very often and thus we remember a compliment (even the weird ones) for a very long time and with a lot of impact. Feel free to compliment someone, you may have a bigger impact than what you might know. I'm a guy so trust me on this one. I truly wish I had received a lot of these compliments back in my youth or even now. Perhaps a less lonely existence might have resulted in my life.

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Tanya Venter 2 years ago (edited)

I often compliment people. And I truley mean it. Nothing beats seeing a cashier smile if you compliment their lipstick or earings.

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Meg Jones 2 years ago

My co-worker told me I looked like a "mildly sexy lumberjack princess." It's still my favorite compliment.

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Aubrie Allen 2 years ago

"I wish my girlfriend had your personality. Then she would be perfect!" I was the chick with the awesome personality, but was too fat to actually date.

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Tanya Venter 2 years ago

I hope you punched who ever said this!

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Annette Easton 2 years ago

I had someone tell me that she really liked my hair and then ask if it was natural. It was two-tone black and cherry red at the time.

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K Sarfo 2 years ago

Im 43 and was told i kiss like grandma by my sisters son. I had just kissed his forhead

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

"From the way you write I thought you were a man!" I still have no idea what that was supposed to mean.

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BobTDG 2 years ago

Sexist prick stuck in the 1700's.

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Melissa Davison 2 years ago

You don't sound brown.

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Wolf Queen 1 year ago

I hope you f*****g murdered whoever said that. Stereotypical little b***h

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Elleana Sky Lopez 2 years ago

I sat down one of my classes and a nice lady sitting behind me tapped my shoulder and asked how many kids I have. I told her none and she raised her eyebrows in surprise. "You have very wide, gigantic hips! You'll never notice these babies slip out of you when you're birthing them. Lucky girl!" ☹️

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Brandy Grote 2 years ago (edited)

"Nice tuba!" (It was a very nice tuba indeed)

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Patti Vance 2 years ago

was in a relationship with a guy (this was like 40 yrs ago). we hit it off well. but, i noticed that he never introduced me to his friends/associates and was careful as to where we would go. finally, asked him what his problem was. he told me that i was everything he could ever want in a partner but...he wished i was prettier. needless to say, i walked then and there. when a friend of his bumped into me he asked if i had seen the guy. told him no and why. he then pulled out his wallet and showed me a group pic of the guy and his ex wife who was model material. the friend said he was stuck on some "type' and not to think twice about him. i didn't need that advice because i had already moved on. such an ass hat

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Stephanie Golumbek 2 years ago

I was once told I reminded a gentleman of his elderly brother who had passed. I was a 23 female at the time. He further clarified that it was my personality. Definitely cleared that confusion right up :o/

2points

Aisling Raye 2 years ago

1) random dude at a restaurant at like 2pm "you have gorgeous ears" what the actual fu¢k? 2) my gyno who told me I have an adorable uterus

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Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago

Mine told me "Oh, you have such a nice and unusual hooked cervix!". Thanks, l guess?

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Mark Mendenhall 2 years ago

I was hospitalized with covid related pneumonia. A Dr. Popped in complementing me on the perfectly crackled chest x-ray. He asked if they could use it with the interns. Perfectly damaged lungs complement? Does this make me a model?

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Alecto76 2 years ago

A man approached me at a bar and after a conversation he said I was older and smarter than he expected (I was in my 20s). I'm still not sure which assumption was worse. I told him to stop talking to me.

1point

Terri Atterbury 2 years ago

Older white co worker telling me I don’t look Chinese…followed up a few weeks later with “You look like Mulan!”(1998). So thanks, I don’t LOOK Chinese but I look like a cartoon.

1point

Lea S. 2 years ago

I'm wearing a feathered flapper head band in the bar. A girl comes up and says - that's such a nice headband! Me: Thanks! Her: It looks like something my cat would drag in. ):

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Maisey Myles 2 years ago

"Honey, I've been watching you all night, I can't decide if you're a luscious southerner

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Maisey Myles 2 years ago

Or a southern lush"

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Random Anon 2 years ago

The weirdest I got was an opponent football player, who was marking me in the game, saying I smelled nice after the game. I was 14 or 15 at the time and we're all dudes. It was the 80s. I think I said it was the shampoo or something. It was really awkward.

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-logansucrose- 2 years ago

"I like you. Attractive people are bitches." like are you calling me ugly or complimenting me.

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Kyndal T 2 years ago

A guy in HS called me Starla. I finally asked him why. He said I have a star shape in my left eye. I have green eyes with gold lines. This guy said the gold lines were in the shape of a big star around my pupil. He didn't mean this as a compliment though. He said it like an insult to assert my "fragility in femininity". He fancied himself an intellectual. Always trying to "educate" me on female issues. Yet he threw papers at my head, hid my stuff, and tripped me constantly. His last name was Stafford. He got a staff infection. So I proceeded to call him Staff Infection for the following 6 months until it was picked up by everyone else too. He stopped calling me Starla. :) I decided to pretend his weird name calling was a compliment after I made some friends because of it.

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Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago

*staph infection. From the staphylococcus family of bacteria.

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Monochromatic Static 2 years ago

Have had different people on multiple occasions tell me that my hands are very soft, probably one of the weirder complements I have received

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Sadia Timmermans 2 years ago

Once a guy told me I had the face of a s**t. When I didn't say thankyou and just looked at him, because honestly wtf, he said No you are taking it as an insult. I don't mean it like that, I just mean to say you look like you know what you are doing in bed. That is a right assumption sir, but no thanks. Didn't get why I didn't go back to his place. Tried to bribe me with drugs. Didn't work.

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Margrete Sonnenberg 2 years ago

Apparently I looked hot/sexy when I was pissed off. Comment from a boy in high school.

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olx 2 years ago

yep, got that from my ex every time i was mad

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Wolf Queen 1 year ago

Some of these were horrible! "You have nice legs for a fat person" to are pretty strong for a girl" bad. Poeple.

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leah 2 years ago

I once had a vampire (phlebotomist) tell me I had, "Nice veins for a heavy person." I was like, "Thanks?" Continued with, "Most heavy people have bad veins because they don't drink a lot of water." I was nearly 40, 190 pounds and very pregnant. And I was only as hydrated as I was because I'd read an article years ago from a nutritionist who swore by drinking a liter of water a day per trimester. I was in my third trimester and three liters of water a day. I have no idea if it worked but I never had hemorrhoids.

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YELLING!!! 2 years ago

A lot of these are just badly worded complements. I wish people wouldn't be so quick to critique.

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blatherskitenoir 2 years ago

"you look like the type of person who could tell someone they were dying, and they'd be fine with it"

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Lene 2 years ago

Before I had kids I dressed way more as a mix between metal head and punk than I do now. I used to wear this collar with spikes on my neck and I started in a new class at the university and this guy told me that I surprised him so much because he thought that people who dressed like me usually seemed so angry or sad but I was always so happy and smiling. I said thanks and went to get something to drink.

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Bob La Capra 2 years ago

Not me...my grandfather meant to compliment my grandmother's sense of smell when he said she smells like a bloodhound. She pointed out that wasn't really a compliment, if you think about it. Flustered he tried again, "I mean you smell as good as a bloodhound!" He meant well.

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Aubrie Allen 2 years ago

"My new girlfriend is so hot. If she had your personality, she's be perfect!" Yep. I'm the awesome personality but fat girl!

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I was oddly proud of "you have a very clean belly button!" I was going in for surgery, and they were going to do microsurgery partly through the navel, so it had to be very clean to avoid contamination, and the doctor complimented me on how clean I kept my navel. Felt oddly proud ... maybe because it was one of the few things I didn't have something wrong with, lol.

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leah 2 years ago (edited)

Oh my God! I read that entirely wrong and thought it said butt-hole. I wondered why the cleanliness of it would matter if you were having navel surgery.

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The Redhead 2 years ago

I was at the grocery store within the last year and a woman told me how pretty my hair is (I'm a natural redhead) I thanked her & said well it's always been this way, she replied with "well you paid for it". I must have looked surprised momentarily because she then said "oh is it natural".

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Enlee Jones 2 years ago

A former coworker once said “You have the longest eyelashes. Are they real?” Um…yes they are.

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Henry Russell 2 years ago

i had twice when someone in my class complimented me on eyeliner and lipstick when i wasn't wearing

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Kelli Lindsay Boone 2 years ago

"The whites of your eyes are so white. It's a sign of good health"

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Samantha Mix 2 years ago

"You look good in brown."

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Nerd Groupie 2 years ago

Two separate dudes that claimed to like me informed me that I have "child bearing hips." One time I was making out with a dude at a party and he suddenly pulled away and said "Whoa, I didn't expect to get so turned on from you." Ouch.

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Rider 2 years ago

Use to get "you're weird, but cool." Alas, weird is the new normal, no more compliment. Sold a couch online to a rando, he said "you're a big lady?" Wanted to tell him he was petite for lady. Felt like I was Hathor in Gods of Egypt.

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Annette Easton 2 years ago

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

9points

Deson 2 years ago

7points

Tanya Venter 2 years ago (edited)

I often compliment people. And I truley mean it. Nothing beats seeing a cashier smile if you compliment their lipstick or earings.

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Meg Jones 2 years ago

My co-worker told me I looked like a "mildly sexy lumberjack princess." It's still my favorite compliment.

6points

Aubrie Allen 2 years ago

"I wish my girlfriend had your personality. Then she would be perfect!" I was the chick with the awesome personality, but was too fat to actually date.

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Tanya Venter 2 years ago

I hope you punched who ever said this!

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Annette Easton 2 years ago

I had someone tell me that she really liked my hair and then ask if it was natural. It was two-tone black and cherry red at the time.

5points

K Sarfo 2 years ago

Im 43 and was told i kiss like grandma by my sisters son. I had just kissed his forhead

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

"From the way you write I thought you were a man!" I still have no idea what that was supposed to mean.

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BobTDG 2 years ago

Sexist prick stuck in the 1700's.

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Melissa Davison 2 years ago

You don't sound brown.

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Wolf Queen 1 year ago

I hope you f*****g murdered whoever said that. Stereotypical little b***h

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Elleana Sky Lopez 2 years ago

2points

Brandy Grote 2 years ago (edited)

"Nice tuba!" (It was a very nice tuba indeed)

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Patti Vance 2 years ago

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Stephanie Golumbek 2 years ago

2points

Aisling Raye 2 years ago

1) random dude at a restaurant at like 2pm "you have gorgeous ears" what the actual fu¢k? 2) my gyno who told me I have an adorable uterus

2points

Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago

Mine told me "Oh, you have such a nice and unusual hooked cervix!". Thanks, l guess?

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Mark Mendenhall 2 years ago

1point

Alecto76 2 years ago

1point

Terri Atterbury 2 years ago

Older white co worker telling me I don’t look Chinese…followed up a few weeks later with “You look like Mulan!”(1998). So thanks, I don’t LOOK Chinese but I look like a cartoon.

1point

Lea S. 2 years ago

I'm wearing a feathered flapper head band in the bar. A girl comes up and says - that's such a nice headband! Me: Thanks! Her: It looks like something my cat would drag in. ):

1point

Maisey Myles 2 years ago

"Honey, I've been watching you all night, I can't decide if you're a luscious southerner

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Maisey Myles 2 years ago

Or a southern lush"

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Random Anon 2 years ago

1point

-logansucrose- 2 years ago

"I like you. Attractive people are bitches." like are you calling me ugly or complimenting me.

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Kyndal T 2 years ago

1point

Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago

*staph infection. From the staphylococcus family of bacteria.

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Monochromatic Static 2 years ago

Have had different people on multiple occasions tell me that my hands are very soft, probably one of the weirder complements I have received

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Sadia Timmermans 2 years ago

1point

Margrete Sonnenberg 2 years ago

Apparently I looked hot/sexy when I was pissed off. Comment from a boy in high school.

1point

olx 2 years ago

yep, got that from my ex every time i was mad

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Wolf Queen 1 year ago

Some of these were horrible! "You have nice legs for a fat person" to are pretty strong for a girl" bad. Poeple.

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leah 2 years ago

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YELLING!!! 2 years ago

A lot of these are just badly worded complements. I wish people wouldn't be so quick to critique.

0points

blatherskitenoir 2 years ago

"you look like the type of person who could tell someone they were dying, and they'd be fine with it"

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Lene 2 years ago

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Bob La Capra 2 years ago

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Aubrie Allen 2 years ago

"My new girlfriend is so hot. If she had your personality, she's be perfect!" Yep. I'm the awesome personality but fat girl!

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similarly 2 years ago

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leah 2 years ago (edited)

Oh my God! I read that entirely wrong and thought it said butt-hole. I wondered why the cleanliness of it would matter if you were having navel surgery.

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