We were not allowed to cut through the flowerbed out front to get to the sidewalk.

The rule is perfectly fine, it was just that my mom convinced her young children that a family of dead people would grab your ankles and pull you into the ground for eternity if you set foot in the garden.

It absolutely terrified me until I was old enough to know better.

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Not allowed to do homework on the weekends. Was forced to have family tv time instead where we watched days of our lives, of all things. I would secretly do it after everyone went to bed.

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Guests weren't allowed to use the upstairs washroom (and by guests I mean specifically if me or my siblings had friends over). We weren't allowed to offer them any food or drinks except water. I'm pretty sure my mom just wanted to make my house as inhospitable as possible so that she could destroy those friendships. She thought that friends were a distraction and that studying was all that mattered.

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My parents never let me look at people kissing on tv when i was a kid. Not sure what they were trying to teach me but I guess I should thank them for my adult awkwardness in PDA situations.

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When hanging clothes on the line, the pegs needed to be colour coordinated with the clothes.

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When my wife ( then girlfriend) and I moved in together she lit a candle that was on our coffee table

I was like “what the heck are you doing?!”

At that moment it dawned on me that some people actually burn candles…. As opposed the having them just for decoration……like my mom.

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No shoes were allowed on a table...ever.

If you bought new shoes, in a box, in a bag..and you put them on a table...my mom would lose her s**t. She claimed that it was bad luck and that someone you knew or loved would die as a result.

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My father refused to buy a weed eater or an edger. He made me edge the yard with Barber scissors. This wasn't a punishment. It was just Saturdays.

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Couldn't walk in the living room. It was vacuumed in stripe patterns so they would know if there were footprints. When I had to vacuum it, I wouldn't turn it on, just push it to draw the stripes.

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Not me, but my dad who grew up on a farm in Kansas, with his six other siblings. His grandmother believed in the idea of children should be seen and not heard. If Dad and his siblings were in the house while she was there, they had to quietly sit on the couch in the living room, so they usually would find a field or something and peace out to play out there.

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No summoning paranormal entities.

Like actually, this had to be said to my siblings and I.

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Shut up, fart and hate were bad words.

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Have a hot shower if you get sunburnt, to take the sting off it.

Didn't realise how horrible that advice was till I told my wife in my late twenties.

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No footsteps sounds (no slipper sounds, no stepping on creaky floors, and so on), I am almost 40 and people still ask me why I walk so quietly and freak them out.

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My mom always cooked at home. There were 7 of us and eating out was always too expensive. If we said we didn’t like something without trying it first, my mom would make us eat two helpings of it.

It was ok to say you didn’t like something after you tried it, and she wouldn’t make you eat it. Only if you hadn’t tried it. I thought it was a fair rule.

It sucked, but it made our tastebuds more adventurous.

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My mom would make me pee in a cup for her every so often so she could pass a d**g test.

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Wasn't allowed to say "I don't know."

But I wasn't allowed to lie either.

But I also wasn't allowed to say I'd find the answer.

So. Yeah.

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Me and siblings and cousins were slapped (by parents) if we answered our grandparents back in their native language, which we understood but was the only one they spoke. We had to only use English for speaking.

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My parents assumed eating food unseasoned was healthier for you, so we were forbidden to use salt, pepper and condiments in our meals for almost a decade.

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The most bizarre house rule that I’ve encountered was at my friend's place, where they had a strict policy of 'no talking' during dinner, not because of any traditional reason, but because their elderly grandmother believed that a mischievous spirit living in the dining room would learn secrets and cause chaos.

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My dad built our home with his bare hands. We grew up kinda "house poor" based on how much my parents sacrificed to get 5 beautiful acres and build a home. So... my dad demanded we make things last, which included...

Walking or rather, waddling...down the carpeted hallway edges instead of the middle, like a normal person.

Because if we walked normally, the carpet nap in the middle would get worn out and look like "white trash."

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No boys allowed to stay overnight. Worked out well until my parents discovered I am gay when my mom walked in on me with one of my girlfriends.

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We weren't allowed to look directly at the microwave when it was running.

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I wasn’t allowed to give out my phone number or tell other kids where I lived, and I wasn’t allowed to have friends from school over. I was only allowed to hang out with the kids in my neighborhood.

My parents divorced when I was a toddler, my father initiated the divorce and my mother missed the custody hearing because she was out of the country visiting family with me and my little brother. She was supposed to hand us over when she got off the plane home. She instead took another flight to a different state and essentially kidnapped us.

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If I stepped outside in my socks, even right outside the door for two seconds, the socks were considered dirty and I wasn't allowed back inside unless I was barefoot. Meanwhile, shoes could be worn in the house no problem.

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We had a whole room, living room, that we couldn't enter unless we had company.

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Every weekend I had to mow and edge the front and backyard regardless of if the grass was alive or not. we lived in socal and in summer the lawn would just die for like six months of the year.

Still had to mow it. every Saturday. by September it was basically just dragging a mower over bare dirt.

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I could dye my hair any color, cut it however I wanted, but I wasn’t allowed to use hairspray because my dad didn’t like how it felt on his girlfriend’s hair in high school.

😕.

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Us kids were not allowed to eat at the table. We had a different table to eat at.

Once we went outside, we were not allowed back in until dark thirty. We had a roll of tp that was kept in a coffee can. We took the tp with us out in the woods to do our business.

A few bologna sandwiches were handed out the door and 1 plastic cup to share.

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We never went out through the front door. Like, ever.

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No cursing until you have a driver's license.

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I wasn't allowed to be inside during the day. If the sun is up, I gotta go.

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No making funny faces because your face will get stuck like that.

No cutting hair at night because the witches will steal it.

No drinking coffee because it will stunt your growth.

No vacuuming at night because it will suck up the spirits.

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While the reason for three of these is b******t, I can see the wisdom in preventing a bad haircut, caffeinated children (and the stunted growth might be true) and noise during quiet hours.

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Coffee doesn't stunt children's growth. https://health.clevelandclinic.org/does-coffee-stunt-growth

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Grimaces at 2am whilst vacuming up hair cuttings as i have a need to clean due to drinking a coffee late in the evening. I'm f****d.

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My grandma told us the first one “the wind will change and you’ll be stuck like that forever”. I’m pretty sure the third one is an actual thing though cause of the caffeine

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Dumb teenager, caffeine 'stunting growth' is a myth that's been around for a long time. It isn't true. The one that does have some truth to it is cutting things at night. Before modern electric lights, night time in most families would have been a rather dark time. Cutting hair, or nails by candlelight could easily result in knicks to the skin. At this point, there were no antibiotics, and a simple cut had the potential to turn very nasty. Therefore, you didn't cut things at night for fear of the repercussions. Before people knew of bacterial, the story was witches or evil spirits would steal the clippings, and used them to work magic against you.

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Oh where do I even begin.
1. No cuss words, not even the word “c**p”, had to be “crud”. Couldn’t say “bs” (the acronym not the actual word b******t) had to say “I don’t think so”. Couldn’t even use it when playing the game BS
2. Girls didn’t fart, they fluffed. Couldn’t say farted.
3. Had to make our beds in the morning or we were grounded for the entire rest of the day.
4. Couldn’t have an “attitude” or grounded for weeks at a time.
5. The most strict etiquette when eating, could not enjoy a meal because you were being constantly criticized.
6. Could not make any messes or leave ANY personal belongings outside of your bedroom or else they would be thrown away without consult.
7. Had to shut lights off when leaving a room even if you were coming back into the room minutes later.

I was grounded a lot. My dad was military so very strict with just about everything, and any toe out of line got you grounded. Now that he’s older he admits he was too hard on me.

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Don’t ask grandpa about his grandpa. After he passed we did ancestry and there is literally no record beyond my great grandfather. Like wtf happened? No one would ever talk about it.

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No sitting on couches.

Only one cup of water per meal.

Only one fun activity per weekend, Sunday was family day.

No using the phone, "you can talk to your friends at school."

Couldn't say 'him' or 'she' when referring to mom or dad.

Way too many weird rules. And they all depended on Mom's moods.

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No morning showers allowed because apparently it cost more to shower in the morning compared to showering at night. As an adult with my own home and children, I could give less than a s**t when they bathe just as long as it happens lol. Also, there is almost zero difference in water usage between morning and night at my house 🤔.

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Wife couldn't eat the frosting on cup cakes. They were forced to scrape them off.

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At my grandmother's house you had to point the remote control *directly* at the television. If your aim was even slightly off she would squeal like a phaser beam was about to disintegrate a hole in her wall. She would freak out if you aimed it at your head. RADIATION. ☢️☢️☢️.

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If we lied, we had to write out 50-100 times on paper, I will not lie.
The discipline was given at random.
So some of us had to do it more than others.

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If we didn’t hang up the phone properly or left off the hook we were told the phone police would come arrest us…. We were checking for dial tones religiously to make sure we weren’t going to jail lmao.

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My mom's boyfriend* from when I was about 5-12 wouldn't let us have breakfast after around 9-930am. Would have to wait till lunch if we were late. Us boys(3 of us plus every other year his son) were banished to the basement so he could mostly pretend we didn't exist and have my mom to himself. It was my mom's house.

*I called him dad as my biological father passed away when I was around 2-3. There was no good bye when my mom ended the relationship and he moved out. I was and am friends with his son and was around him after that on occasion. We never talked about it. He passed from covid a couple years ago.

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To the best of my knowledge, this is still the rule there today.

It does not matter if its 90F, 100F, or even hotter - and extremely humid out. The moment the clock hits 4 or 5 pm during the hottest part of a summer day, the AC MUST BE TURNED OFF, all windows immediately OPENED, and it is time to cook dinner. Not any old dinner mind you, no, we have to add insult to injury. We will pick the hottest July day to make the kind of dinner that requires two HUGE pans of sizzling food that takes a long time to cook and two HUGE pots of boiling stew dumping heat and humidity into the house for at least an hour, usually much longer. The house will easily hit 95F.

The reason is heat-intensive dinners that take a long time to cook cannot be made during cooler months, at night, or while the AC is on because it will ruin the food.

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At my babysitters house, we had to eat the meal standing in the kitchen. Then only after finishing the food, were we allowed to have a single Tupperware cup of watered down Koolaid (she used to make four pitchers out of a single packet) without sugar to wash it down. I choked down an especially dry stuffed pepper once and then threw it back up because it got stuck in my throat.

F**k you and your cheap a*s Koolaid Twila….

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My dad kept the TV on during dinner, but I had to sit with my back to it and was yelled at for "rubbernecking" if I tried to look at it.

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We weren't allowed to sing along with commercials because my mom said it proved we watched too much TV.

We would just lip sync when her back was turned (she wasn't mean, she def didn't bust us even though we were super obvious lol).

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When my dad got home from work every day he'd go into his study with a whiskey and we weren't allowed to talk to him for one hour. I have to admit I kind of wish I had this rule myself but my kids wouldn't follow it in a million years! I feel like missing an extra hour of them every day would be doing myself the disservice.

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During summers in Texas in the 80’s, on most days my brother and I were told to not be in the house from 9:00 AM until lunch, and immediately after lunch (usually 12:30) until dinner (usually 6:00).

If we were thirsty, we were told to drink from the garden hose.

If we wanted to roam around the very large neighborhood we could, but we were told which streets were in the boundaries (essentially the major roads that were the entrances to the neighborhood). If we wanted to go to a friend’s house in the neighborhood we had to call them if we were inside the friend’s house.

That lasted from the time I was 8 until the time I was 13. My brother and I were far enough apart in age that we didn’t really roam the neighborhood together. I am amazed I was never kidnapped.

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Before we could play ping pong - which was in the detached garage - we had to clean any oil or grease spots on the floor with kerosene and a rag.

Also, and this continued into my middle 20s, we had a code for calling the landline because my stepfather refused to get caller ID way after the time it was included free on most phone services. Ring three times, and hang up. Ring twice, and hang up. Then our mom or stepdad would pick up third time we called.

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Couldn't even say GOSH because it was too close to taking "the lord's name in vain".

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We could only eat one piece of popcorn at a time. I guess they were worried about us choking.

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Wasn’t allowed to walk on the carpet after it was vacuumed for at least 2 hours. Specifically in the living room.

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My cousins family didn’t let us listen to the offspring song “beheaded” bc it’s about decapitating your parents. We were 8.

My friends family didn’t let anyone use the word “fart” in their house. It had to be “fluff”. No idea what that was about.

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No food could be eaten on just a plate. The plate had to be on a tray (cause what if crumbs fall omg /s). Which seems so weird in a house that is way dirtier than mine is now.



Needless to say, i hate trays, don't own any, and never will. My stupid rule will be "no trays allowed". It is what it is.

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We weren't allowed to touch, bump, lean on any walls, interior and exterior.

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Don't ever spill a drink or my father would fly into an insane rage.

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I had inconsistent rules about what I couldn’t watch on TV or how I could sit based on who was watching me. Dad’s grandparents, I couldn’t watch Rugrats and Hey-Arnold! Even though I watched it a home all the time. For way too long, they forced me to watch, good, albeit, little kid shows like Madeline and Bear in the Big blue house when I was 8 or 9. When I was truly little, I could make pillow forts with couch cushions at my other grandparents, but one related great aunt, I wasn’t allowed to make a fort. Other grandparents I couldn’t watch Pokémon because it was of the devil due to evolution, but I could watch All-That!

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For you americans this might be odd - i had to eat 3 potatoa or similar for one piece of meat.

White bread was dessert at lunches.

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We weren't allowed to bring candy into the house. One halloween my step dad lost his s**t over candy wrappers being left around so he made this rule. Halloween was never the same.

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It was my dad's weird rule. We were not allowed to sit on any furniture in the house if we were wearing clothing that had been worn outside.

We had to come in and change clothes immediately.

No one was a germaphobe, he could never explain it but that was his thing. It finally stopped when I was about 12 I think.

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The only food or drink allowed to leave the kitchen is water. This is still the rule in adulthood.

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My mom made me wash my hair with shampoo every night, but I wasn’t allowed to use conditioner because the extra time in the shower would make the water bill too high. My hair was like straw and had split ends halfway up the strands before I moved out.

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Saying the word gay was like saying a bad word. My dad is down low of course.

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Was not allowed to watch MTV.

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Squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom or suffer lunatic ravings from my dad. Of course now that I'm programmed that way, my husband squeezes from the middle and it drives me insane!

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