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By definition, stock images are professional photos that are used for commercial purposes, like complementing publications, adverts, etc. But in reality, we know very well that many stock pics out there are just so weird, they've become somewhat of a household name for bizarre, pointless, and lousy photographs that make them particularly laughable.

It's this precise quality of the wacky and wondrous elements of stock photography that makes you instantly realize that what you’re seeing is a stock image and nothing else.

Thanks to this subreddit which has 333k members, we now have the most "seriously?", "are they kiddin’ me?" "do u see what I’m seeing?" compilation that poses way more questions than it answers.

Sit back and enjoy these carefully stacked stock monstrosities and after you’re done, be sure to check out Bored Panda's previous post with even more stock goodness that you won’t be able to unsee. Ever.

#1

This Makes Me Feel Uncomfortable

This Makes Me Feel Uncomfortable

Ehrenpulli Report

#2

Oh Damn You Caught Me Keeping A Bowl Of Crackers In The Fridge

Oh Damn You Caught Me Keeping A Bowl Of Crackers In The Fridge

_fukyachickenstrips_ Report

#3

Surfing The Web

Surfing The Web

nullr0uter Report

While scrolling through this post, you are very likely to start wondering in what kind of context someone would need a stock image of a man with a meatloaf mask blended into his skin, or a shot of a woman pointing a baguette at a chef in what seems to be a carefully staged... bakery robbery.

It all has to do with the demand for very specialized imagery which happens when a subscriber browses through the peculiar stock archive. But the photographers have to already be ahead of the demand and anticipate people’s imagery needs before they start typing in the keywords.

#4

Trying To Tell Your Wife Her Cooking Is Crap

Trying To Tell Your Wife Her Cooking Is Crap

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#5

This Stock Photo Illustrates The Dangers Of Shirt Hoarding

This Stock Photo Illustrates The Dangers Of Shirt Hoarding

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#6

An Italian Having A Conversation With A Giant Nacho

An Italian Having A Conversation With A Giant Nacho

WeebLass Report

According to The Atlantic, “Shutterstock's content team will do direct outreach to the site's top videographers, photographers, and illustrators 'to help fill specific content needs.'” However, the contributing photographers are the ones who figure out what the subscribers will be looking for.

These days, stock imagery has become kind of its own aesthetic category that’s posed and weird without any apparent reason. Incredibly, according to Shutterstocker Emily Goodwin, “it's the utilitarian content—the images that capture the banalities and absurdities of everyday life—that prove popular” on the website.

#7

I Think I’ll Go Snow Skiing In A Bikini; Ya Know, Since I’m Pregnant And All

I Think I’ll Go Snow Skiing In A Bikini; Ya Know, Since I’m Pregnant And All

onepersononeidea Report

#8

Kermit Sacrifices A Potato?

Kermit Sacrifices A Potato?

MrBobDobolina Report

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#9

Woman Is Robbing Bakery With A Baguette

Woman Is Robbing Bakery With A Baguette

JCMotors Report

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#10

Alligator Attacking Businesswoman In Office Cubicle

Alligator Attacking Businesswoman In Office Cubicle

JCMotors Report

#11

Forbidden Affair

Forbidden Affair

deftones_bro Report

#12

Apple

Apple

FORDY141 Report

#13

After Many Weeks Lurking, I Have Finally Found A Wtfstockphoto

After Many Weeks Lurking, I Have Finally Found A Wtfstockphoto

Nubbins02 Report

#14

I Have No Idea What This Is Supposed To Represent

I Have No Idea What This Is Supposed To Represent

DrGonzoDog Report

#15

She Doesn’t Have A Spine

She Doesn’t Have A Spine

skinnyseth69 Report

#16

Dads When Gas Prices Go Up 1 Cent

Dads When Gas Prices Go Up 1 Cent

DarkArcher__ Report

#17

Yes Grandma I Want Some Ice-Cream

Yes Grandma I Want Some Ice-Cream

LittleDuckk_ Report

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#18

Please Nurse, Do Your Job

Please Nurse, Do Your Job

SReddit1904 Report

#19

It's Like I'm Really There!

It's Like I'm Really There!

invertedpencil Report

#20

Ok, Love You Too

Ok, Love You Too

DistortionPuddle Report

#21

Bubble Wrap Fun

Bubble Wrap Fun

frumpinator Report

#22

When No One Shows Up To Your Victorian Themed Whoville Party

When No One Shows Up To Your Victorian Themed Whoville Party

H3ro0fTime Report

#23

Congratulations On Your New Husband!

Congratulations On Your New Husband!

ItchyUnfavorableness Report

#24

Man With A Meat Loaf Mask Blended Into His Skin Or Whatever This Is

Man With A Meat Loaf Mask Blended Into His Skin Or Whatever This Is

Chestarpewnewtbattar Report

#25

Burger Baby

Burger Baby

boredbenny Report

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#26

So... I Came Across This Picture

So... I Came Across This Picture

NotYourBuissnesMate Report

#27

How To Properly Censor A Dingdingdong

How To Properly Censor A Dingdingdong

SolidGoatz Report

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Hollysmom
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The ads always say "for relaxation and relieving stress and muscle tension" so no one knows why you're Really buying it.

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Bruce Mardle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, for God's sake, if you don't want to give me a blowjob you could just say "no"!

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#28

Man Poking A Gpu Card With A Soldering Iron

Man Poking A Gpu Card With A Soldering Iron

Petrovjan Report

#29

I Don't Even Know What To Say

I Don't Even Know What To Say

reddit.com Report

#30

Warning Sign

Warning Sign

reddit.com Report

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#31

So When’s The Wedding?

So When’s The Wedding?

kniggy_piggy Report

#32

My New Favorite Account- Humans Of Stock Photography

My New Favorite Account- Humans Of Stock Photography

BDGIJ1SQV3 Report

#33

M’lady

M’lady

chacalmasque Report

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#34

We Deliver Pizza To Literally Anywhere

We Deliver Pizza To Literally Anywhere

StoopidLazar Report

#35

When You Be Robbing Someone's House But The Beat Is Fire

When You Be Robbing Someone's House But The Beat Is Fire

Camewoo Report

#36

What If We Smelled The Same Shoe... Haha, Just Kidding... Unless?

What If We Smelled The Same Shoe... Haha, Just Kidding... Unless?

BillNyeYourMomAGuy Report

#37

Lol Omg Don't Come To School Tomorrow

Lol Omg Don't Come To School Tomorrow

ItchyUnfavorableness Report

#38

I Am The Umbrella Now

I Am The Umbrella Now

TheJoshWatson Report

#39

What Situation Is This Supposed To Describe?

What Situation Is This Supposed To Describe?

exeref Report

#40

My Absolute Favourite - "Concept Of Abstract Pain And Despair"

My Absolute Favourite - "Concept Of Abstract Pain And Despair"

joankatzekatzs Report

#41

It’s The Thought That Counts

It’s The Thought That Counts

SolidMoth Report

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#42

True Love

True Love

S19TealPenguin Report

#43

So Much Love

So Much Love

RDako Report

#44

How People Outside The Us Picture American Children

How People Outside The Us Picture American Children

Stoo_Pedassol Report

#45

Hey Dad, I Found My New Kink!

Hey Dad, I Found My New Kink!

deftones_bro Report

#46

Bradley's First Legal Dose Of Cannabis Excited Him More Than It Should've

Bradley's First Legal Dose Of Cannabis Excited Him More Than It Should've

ItsMrFunk Report

#47

Christmas Banana Murder

Christmas Banana Murder

fataldevation Report

#48

I Guess You Could Say, He's "Hung"

I Guess You Could Say, He's "Hung"

reddit.com Report

#49

Japanese Dragon Nurse Helps Apple With A Wheel Chair

Japanese Dragon Nurse Helps Apple With A Wheel Chair

JustYourNormalWeeb Report

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#50

What The Heel?

What The Heel?

AudioManager651 Report

#51

Trust Nobody... Not Even Yourself

Trust Nobody... Not Even Yourself

Cio332 Report

#52

Just Swimming!

Just Swimming!

LeatherAir Report

#53

That Guy Seems Happy

That Guy Seems Happy

subs2piediepew Report

#54

I Believe I Can Fly

I Believe I Can Fly

PrinceOfHungary Report

#55

Burger Nightmare

Burger Nightmare

Zerorysm Report

#56

I Have Several Questions

I Have Several Questions

dirgl Report

#57

Monkey On Phone And Woman In Bath

Monkey On Phone And Woman In Bath

hitting_mices Report

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#58

I've Always Wanted The Ability To Summon Raptors

I've Always Wanted The Ability To Summon Raptors

deftones_bro Report

#59

The Search Phrase Was “Working Together”

The Search Phrase Was “Working Together”

milomcfuggin Report

#60

Dylan Got So Frustrated Hanging His Clock, He Accidentally Hung Himself

Dylan Got So Frustrated Hanging His Clock, He Accidentally Hung Himself

Maximus125 Report

#61

The Carrot Lady

The Carrot Lady

JCMotors Report

#62

When Your Knees' Hands Have Lots Of Pills

When Your Knees' Hands Have Lots Of Pills

lavendyahu Report

#63

I Have No Title Just Enjoy

I Have No Title Just Enjoy

cozzag13 Report

#64

How Was Your Day Hun?

How Was Your Day Hun?

deftones_bro Report

#65

Skffffff

Skffffff

H3ro0fTime Report

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#66

Teenager Snorting Cocaine, That Has Been Positioned To Spell Out Lenin

Teenager Snorting Cocaine, That Has Been Positioned To Spell Out Lenin

sequence_string Report

#67

Finally, An Accurate Representation Of Fishing

Finally, An Accurate Representation Of Fishing

rehg1ne Report

#68

Woman Wearing Gas Mask Vacuuming Lawn

Woman Wearing Gas Mask Vacuuming Lawn

JCMotors Report

#69

He Will Legit Shoot Off His Fingers At That Angle

He Will Legit Shoot Off His Fingers At That Angle

adistantshipsmoke Report

#70

Yup. This Exists

Yup. This Exists

Waffle_Wizrd Report

#71

Pleeease Can I Keep Him?

Pleeease Can I Keep Him?

deftones_bro Report

#72

You're Either The Hunter Or The Hunted

You're Either The Hunter Or The Hunted

hitting_mices Report

#73

Titled "Making Cookies During A Gas Raid"

Titled "Making Cookies During A Gas Raid"

BobbleTheMaster Report

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#74

Can Someone Explain?

Can Someone Explain?

stithpragya Report

#75

"Anything Is A Dildo If You're Brave Enough" Or "I Want It To Be Extra Loud"

"Anything Is A Dildo If You're Brave Enough" Or "I Want It To Be Extra Loud"

Kid-on-kazoo Report

#76

Pizza Thieves Are Really Stepping Up Their Game

Pizza Thieves Are Really Stepping Up Their Game

ItsGlayce Report

#77

Beauty

Beauty

LordOfLiteracy Report

#78

A Woman Hugging A Penis Body Pillow While Reading A Book Called "Huge Penis"

A Woman Hugging A Penis Body Pillow While Reading A Book Called "Huge Penis"

mrgefen Report

#79

Ironman

Ironman

hitting_mices Report

#80

From An Article About Teenagers Becoming Radicalized Online

From An Article About Teenagers Becoming Radicalized Online

Folamh3 Report

#81

Pill That's Actually Hard To Swallow

Pill That's Actually Hard To Swallow

chamlord Report

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#82

Man In Gas Mask Getting Ready To Shave

Man In Gas Mask Getting Ready To Shave

JCMotors Report

#83

Italian Baby

Italian Baby

GreenhouseDark Report

#84

I See Your Satan With Chocolates And I Raise You Jesus With A Laptop

I See Your Satan With Chocolates And I Raise You Jesus With A Laptop

ohihatethesepants Report

#85

I Too Found This Image In My Textbook, But A Physical Copy

I Too Found This Image In My Textbook, But A Physical Copy

ekindt47 Report

#86

This Image Costs $499 For A Large Size

This Image Costs $499 For A Large Size

deftones_bro Report

#87

I Hope This Doesn't Happen To My PC

I Hope This Doesn't Happen To My PC

Mcrazil Report

#88

Get Outta My Way!

Get Outta My Way!

TheGreasyDoggo Report

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#89

Let’s Just Take The Moment To Investigate What’s Going On Here

Let’s Just Take The Moment To Investigate What’s Going On Here

the_mighty_duckman Report

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#90

A Mug As Long As That Neck

A Mug As Long As That Neck

reddit.com Report

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#91

Man vs. Food

Man vs. Food

witb0t Report

#92

Was Referred To A Stock Photo Database When I Was Younger, Where I Participated In This Gem

Was Referred To A Stock Photo Database When I Was Younger, Where I Participated In This Gem

prguitarman Report

#93

A Single Copy Of This Was $200

A Single Copy Of This Was $200

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