We also have them :D

I partially work with quality control of films. Not for censorship but still, I have to focus on every frame of a film for its length, this.....meditative......film I'd be the one to watch all ten hours.

That's why children don't want to sleep at night

"they look like they're very good friends" - historians

Oh god yes. Books 🙈 . I even have bought books that read to me piling up .

We all get a little insecure sometimes

This is the ONLY way I got my assignments done. Last minute Larry

This is my favourite story of 2021 so far!

It freaks me out when I do this. I'm sure I was probably driving properly, but I don't know! I'm just at my destination

It worked for me!

In Malay, we have "Sayang, sayang sayang? Sayang sayang sayang!" This translates to "My lover, do you love me? I love you very much!" [my love,] [do you love] [me {ie, your lover}?] [I {your lover}], [love {very much}] [you {ie my lover}]

I laughed a lot longer and harder at this than I'd care to admit.

We call it a "Guesstimation".

Financial independence is extremely important for any person. It is difficult to live as a human without that.

Referenced in Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett. It's also covered by the attitude "they think they're better than they are" - note, this doesn't mean "they think they're better than ME", but rather "we come from the same background, how DARE they think they're better than me". Stops people improving their lot in life by sheer peer pressure. And a lot of it (as mentioned in the novel) is *inside our own heads*

Dilbert, especially the old ones, are too accurate for how the business world works.

Trump.

How to waste your time when you don't have The Internet!

When you buy a new car and suddenly that model with the same colour is everywhere :)

Well damn I would have given up my site too they really rewarded him

He's right

A gun is always loaded; especially when it isn't.

The centuries of child abuse and exploitation of vulnerable people is totally cool though apparently.

You specially get this after reading a lot web novels, light novels, manga and watching anime. Then you start believing that your right eye is special and there's a dragon sealed in your right arm. Most of this is just a way of entertaining yourself, a form of play-fantasy.

I’ve been staring at this for twelve minutes and still have no idea how “in the streets, in the sheets” fits in.

Beer Goggles

I've been thinking about learning to knit. Do you think 8 years is a long enough relationship to eventually gift my other half a knitted sweater (probably be looking at 10 years by the point it's made!)

*searching more sexy primes*

Pluto is a planet and shall ever be!