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No relationship is perfect, but the internet and social media have allowed us to peer into certain couples' day-to-day interactions and realize that things could be a lot worse. 

The “sounds toxic, but ok” Facebook group gathers screenshots, posts, and messages from the worst kinds of people to be in a relationship with. Entitlement, possessiveness, and hostility all feature, so get comfortable before you delve into some of the worst humanity has to offer. We also got in touch with the founder and admin of the page to learn a bit more. 

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#1

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Amelia Hope Duurloo Report

GenericSodaPop
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oki but thats smart and evil and amazing advice EDIT: mom i'm famous

baby frog
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i’m very proud of you even tho i’m not your mom

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Iampenny
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NGL this is a level of pettiness that I can get behind :-D

Another Fool on the Hill
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gentlemen, you should do the same when you get out of her car.

MaximumKarmaSaint
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soon we will know that if a car is just there with it's door open, they got dumped.

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Michael Largey
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No ladies, if he has to get out of the car when you're also out of the car, he's in a position to pursue things in a way not to your advantage. The sooner you shut the door, the sooner he drives away.

Roger9er
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Accelerate quickly, brake hard = door closed. Bye!

Verena
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you brake hard, the door will swing open again.

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Duvet Woman
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually that would be much more satisfying. Though it would give him the opportunity to get the last word in.

Mr.G86
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this would be super annoying af 🤣

Marnie
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me when Ross leaves the door open during a breakup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljAFTn18Zo

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    #2

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    Alex Hansen Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one should be on that petty revenge line up

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So with the Trans-Atlantic reverse polarity equation being what it is, do you agree or disagree that their banana trading practices within Vietnam are fair or ruefully disadvantageous to the indigenous population? To piggyback on that question, even though the Vietnamese military tossed General Shang Tsung out of his illegally obtained presidential position, why can't a simple American like myself find a decent banana-coconut-mango-melon boba tea anywhere these days?"

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got revenge and learned something while doing so. Win win.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. Wish I thought of this in school.

    IYAAYAS64
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Epic! Not just that…. EPIC LEGEND!!!!

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a couple of reads to understand that. My excuse is I’m tired.

    Ronstantin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already commented this in another thread, but wanna repeat it: "Eye for an eye and the world goes blind." (That doesn't mean one should ignore being mocked. But there are other ways to speak out ... and maybe even solution-oriented or conciliatory ones.)

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    Bored Panda got in touch with the founder and admin of the “sounds toxic, but ok” Facebook group and she was kind enough to answer a few of our questions about the group and her own thoughts on what actually constitutes downright toxic behavior. First and foremost, we were curious why the group was started in the first place.

    “I created the group originally as an advice group for people to post and reach out anonymously to others for help!” she shared with Bored Panda. As of writing this article, it has over a million followers, so the demand for this content and advice is definitely there. 

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    #3

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    JayZee_Moet Report

    Alexia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... he crawled from under the bed and..." - dump him. Quickly.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read that THREE times to make sure it really said "crawled from under the bed." Then I had to reread the sentences surrounding this insanity. What. A. Psycho.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLY C**P I AM UNBANNED HELLOOOOO AGAIN MY FRIENDS!!! YES YES YESSSSS

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the very extreme absolute minimal least I hope you didn't share the ice cream with him.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spray him with squirt bottle like the unwanted trespasser he is

    Rilmar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way I understand the post, they live(d) together, though

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are called bunk beds.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a good laugh ty! 🤣

    Red Reilly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh PARTNERS! I read this title as Parents, so at this post i was like, 'OH MY GOD HER DAD WAS HIDING UNDER HER BED?!?!?!'

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like you don't have nearly the same level of emotional investment in one other.

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    #4

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    Val Mtz Report

    Elio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if everyone is cool with the situation, then I don't see an issue.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. This is clearly not a monogamous relationship, and she is not willing to commit to a single partner at this point.

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. The other guy obv is upset he didn't know of the other guy.

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see the future prenup.

    Ashley Marino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boyfriend on dad’s side and boyfriend on moms side 😂😂

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    #5

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    Mädi Dhay Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god I am so done with s**t like this. I am a woman and no, we don't all wait for men to "get it". Talking to your SO is a thing!

    Grimhild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could be talking about anyone and any relationship. I have a family relationship that sounds just like this.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I get this. It doesn't mean she's not talking to him about the problems, it just means that he's not listening or addressing the problem. One person can't do all the labour to make the relationship work, and she could be doing everything right and still get burned out on it.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly - How many times do you have to talk about the same damn thing - with no change on their part - until you just accept that they are never gonna change? Move on, girl.

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    Yer maw 󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I 100% get this. I've been with guys in the past that no matter how many times you have the same conversation nothing ever changes, you realise they don't actually care about things that make you miserable and uncomfortable so over time you just slowly without really realising distance yourself from them emotionally and there comes a point you're just done with their c**p (disclaimer of course women can do this too, I'm just specifically talking about my past relationships) and you just no longer want to be near them let alone in a relationship. The guy thinks you went apeshit over nothing, overreacted and ended it over nothing when in reality it's been a slow decline while pleading to be heard and understood and show that you give a s**t about your partners happiness. It's not uncommon by any stretch.

    Ken_Jane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she did communicate with her partner and there was no change🤷🏾‍♀️

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is often the case when someone cuts a toxic person out of their life. The toxic person thinks that their last action was the main reason for getting cut off and is very confused by it because it was just some minor thing, when in reality it wasn't about that little thing, that was simply the last straw.

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother is so much like this he gets me mad so when he does a small thing that annoys me it causes me to snap and he complains that i got mad over a small thing. i didnt get mad over that i of mad of the multiple things you have done

    Charmaine Blackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be any relationship. I have friends that I have done this too. Sometimes there is just too much water under the bridge and you don't want to drown.

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh... is this about ppl you are dating? Because I read it as what I would have told a toxic friend I used to have. I'm a bit confused why everybody seems to agree that this is (only) about romantic relationships. Am I not getting something here?

    Annette H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I miss something? She never said it was a romantic relationship.

    Remi 123
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I feel with people I thought were friends

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    We were also curious to hear what she thought drew so many people to view this content, as it can be quite “caustic” for the soul. “I believe people are interested in relatable life stories, and posts, and seeing them put out in a humorous way allows people to laugh about past experiences/ relationships,” she shared. 

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    #6

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    Ana Moss Report

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not toxic, it's obviously a joke and I love it.

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx

    Victoria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a dark history to this. Groucho wanted to join a Golf Club that didn't admit Jews (unofficial but official policy, if you get the drift). When the subsequent backlash prompted the club to issue an invitation, Groucho sent this as a reply.

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    SerumSeven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I perused someone, I discovered I could read them like a book.

    INGi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perusing???? You maybe mean PURSUING??? LOL!!!

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn epic self burn 🤣

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    #7

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    Manda Jayy Report

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally help out a fellow sister with that.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't. I don't like "tests" and game playing. If you don't/can't trust someone and feel the need to put them to a test, why are you even with them?

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    Oskar Hauser
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fake, just look at the top of the third text bubble. Someone copy and pasted something on there, the curve of the text bubble isn't smooth and there's a darker grey line on top

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't we all just enjoy a joke without dissecting it?

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    Pascal’s Swagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re that insecure and mistrusting of your partner just break up

    Peculiar hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cry reaction at the end gets me 😂

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looked for trouble, she found it.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to lose two girl the same day. Well deserved.

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    #8

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    Ren Herrin Report

    Deamhayness Doom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn cliffhanger - I want to know what happened then?!

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 bucks and lunch for checking if someone is cheating? I saw worse deals before.

    Anna Nowak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we need more info to establish if it's actually crazy or not. Is she a controlling untrusting person who just needs to know what her husband is doing when she's not there? Or he's a lying gaslighting sc*mbag and she needs to have proof if her suspictions about him are true?

    Khall Khall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former delivery driver I'd be all about this. You're bat s**t crazy but for $10 and free food I'm in.

    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like this would make a good movie- "Spy Dashers". A group of delivery people dedicated to fighting crime.

    Elaine N
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and... was there another car in the driveway?

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But now I wanna know what cars were in the driveway??

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    Lastly, for such a “popular” word, it can be hard to pin down exactly what it means. So we wanted to hear how she defines being “toxic.” “As for what I define as toxic, I think that everyone has their own limits and barriers when it comes to dating or even personal relationships and you have to figure out what you want to allow. I think it’s also important to reach out to trusted loved ones in your circle if you are unsure if someone in your life is toxic.”

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    #9

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    Charlie Brown Report

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I clearly don't know who disturbs me more.

    Zwiebel Suppe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only disturbing if you assume everyone has to be monogamous. It could be a very consensual constellation.

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    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just speculation, but here is a different perspective of what’s going on: Creepy guy sent girl a message, she shows it to her “little boyfriend” and he decided to mess with the creepy dude.

    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1.The boyfriend introduces himself in the text, and 2. I would totally reply just like the bf did to mess with creepy guy. (Much like scammers, you gotta waste creepy online people’s time so they have less time to creep 😂)

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    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Win win for all parties involved if she isn’t secretly pocketing the cash!

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he the sugar daddy for both of them?

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a 99% chance these people's case was settled on a daytime court TV show.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dafuq did I just read?

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Kevin and Sugar D this is Babe, I spent 4k making myself pretty, realized I still didn't feel pretty, so I gifted the 1k to Kevin via additional prettying of myself. You're both welcome.

    eric riggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like some sort of OnlyFans situation?? 0_0

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    #10

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    Haylie Haney Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either buy a suit for your wedding next week or get yourself out of that situation real fast.

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change your name. And probably your address too, just to be safe.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might make her go real crazy..."I TATTOOED YOUR NAME AND YOU CHANGED IT BAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Key question, “ who in their right mind?”

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She called dibs on him. It’s legally binding. She’s his problem for life!!! /s

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let your pet rabbit out of your sight!!!!

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a vasectomy. This is one person who shouldn't be allowed to breed

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the hell outta there son

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear a bullet proof vest to your shotgun wedding.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope out fast, unless you want a baby with her, and have a high tollerance for drama.

    Emma S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you continue to have sex with her then definitely wear a condom. I forsee an 'accidental' pregnancy.

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Condoms don't work 100% of the time, and definitely do nothing to address the problem of realizing you're dating someone who's at "tattoo" stage after 7 dates.

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    #11

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    Kalena MacKinnon Report

    NO JUST NO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell if this was mean or funny. Jk that is hilarious 😂

    VirtualJess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Points for being creative and maybe a little TOO ballsy

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably just TOO fed up with 3-year old level impatience from a grown-аssed adult.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they have a sense of humor about it. It always helps.

    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they're married 2 years later

    Glenn Amaretto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're over 35, this is no longer funny fr

    P.sharma
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not agree. I am over 50, and a mom who tells mom-joke all the time. I am Chandler of my family. This is totally something I could have done.

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    Experts are similarly divided on what exactly makes a relationship toxic. There are a few easy answers, abuse, physical, verbal, or other is definitely as clear a sign to get out as you’ll ever get. But this can create a false dichotomy, where some think the absence of clear abuse means their relationship is fine, even though this is far from the truth. For example, somewhat hostile language, sarcasm, and frequent criticism are common predictors of divorces

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    #12

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    Brienna Harris Report

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he stole her card and money? Go straight to police, file report, contactt college about tuition being paid with stolen money, might get some back.

    Warrior Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And contact the credit card company to report a fraudulent charge so they can remove and investigate it!

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's her fault she doesn't have savings so it's her fault that he had to steal off the CC instead of her savings?

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    College tuition on a credit card not in your name?? Really? 🤔 I’m not from the US so I don’t know, but this doesn’t sound right to me. There’d be questions asked where I’m from and it would last all of 10 minutes once found out

    Judes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of students would have their tuition paid by someone else. For example, a parent or other close relative. And lots of parents would rather pay the tuition directly to the college rather than just give their child the money.

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    Jiminy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reverse the debit, got to the police.

    Ken_Jane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex boyfriend and convicted criminal, right?

    ILOVEBAMBOO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "kind of your fault ngl" WTH dude?!

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know you can cancel the transaction

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the credit card company and declare the card stolen. Then ruin his life.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your boyfriend stole your card, police report and contact your credit card provider and report it stolen. Don’t b!tch on social media.

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    #13

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    Lisa Ann Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once knew a girl who always stuck her tongue out like that. Her name was Betty, and she had horns and walked on all fours..

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe start by not posing like a dog hanging its head out the car window.

    VioletHunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole disgusting tongue sticking out thing is unfortunately a pose Gen Z thinks looks "sexy".

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    Rumbl3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Murder her so she gets her own documentary ???

    Clare Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking outside the box? I like it.

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    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one wants to see your tongue unless you're up for porno films.

    Clare Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate these types of photos. They're grim.

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    Northern Breeze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps you could begin by consulting a professional over that hanging tongue...

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if they take idiots. Those nails again. Other than carefully, how do you wipe your bottom?

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been seeing this one online for years, and the date keeps changing.

    Tara L.
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, there's no Netflix series called "stupid beeches making ugly faces while acting cringy"

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’d have better luck on pornhub

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    #14

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Alysha AnnMarie Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a coded message for your wife: R-U-N--N-O-W.

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but how is she supposed to figure that out without a cipher? 🫤

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    Ritchat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My wife and I [...]" Yeah, suuure. The wife was totally involved in this decision and just madly loved the idea for sure. She also supported her husband during his studies at clown college.

    Amity Blight (Se/Sem/Sers)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t bring the clowns into this, nothing of this works with The Clown Code.

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just open the can silly woman. If it isn't what you want tip the contents on your husband's head!

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She clearly needs permission and a location to access the can opener, too. We need to swing in and save her!

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    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy your sausage and canned peaches english breakfast dude, and your baked bean raspberry pie.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't knock baked bean raspberry pie. Goes down sweet, cleans your pipes, comes out "fragrant."

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    Emma S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Caused her dependence on me to grow" 🚩🚩🚩 Tell me you're an abuser without telling me you're an abuser.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮🤮🤮🤮🚩🚩🚩🚩

    Dead Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read this code now : WhAtAprIckYOUARE

    Alexia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she also dependent on you to buy clothes, to go out or to use the bathroom? Jeez.

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust. Yes, totally. I hope that his very next posting is that she left him and lives a happy life. Independent and happy. My husband keeps asking where things are and depends on me knowing the answer even if he put it away. But that is not a creepy fake 'trust game' like above, he is just lazy to look for himself.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF?? She wants to eat she needs you? Honestly, how much validation do you need as a provider?

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    More often than not, toxic behavior is masked through some indicators of love and protection. A controlling partner will frame their actions and demands through the lens of “it’s better for you.” Of course, setting aside any sort of protective language, it also indicates that they have no trust in your own abilities, which should make you question why they date you in the first place. 

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    #15

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Brighten Alex Report

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be a joke, right?

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My exact same thought. Nobody can be this delusional?

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    Amy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to educate him about life when he was in secondary school before you were born 🤣

    The Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK I think I hear banjos.

    EVILtheCAT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he's with a woman old enough to be his mom?

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY WORD 😂😂😂 Gee I wonder why someone 11 yrs older than you won't "respect you as his stepfather" Im dying lol here

    NO JUST NO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you're the best person to educate him on how to live a good life

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a time machine. Come back when you actually have life experience.

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    #16

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Carrie Erickson Report

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her ex should bait her into sending him expensive stuff, like ‘bet your new boyfriend can’t even afford a decent watch’ and wait for the rolex to arrive. :p

    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex did this to me. Returned things that weren't mine. It worked. I'm still mad.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now she has to explain to her new boyfriend why she has sent his stuff to her ex.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. She just went shopping at Goodwill.

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    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is the kind of thing that you do, then I'm guessing he doesn't need a reminder that you're crazy; It's gotta be carved in stone already.

    Su Boddie
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex left a garage filled with his stuff. After 6 years, I called 1-800-Got-Junk (it isn't cheap, but it was worth it, this time). I will soon send the stuff that's still lying around the apartment. It's all packed away, and I keep forgetting about it.

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    #17

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Ashton Tanner-Franklin Report

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say you didnt think about that, and or that they make sence , or that you didnt use your whole brain, and now that u are you can see your misunderstanding.

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i once did that on an online argument and the stated why i said that and the this guy had an argument with me about why that excuse is stupid. it was so dumb he just kept arguing me even though we were on the same side of the argument

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orrrr...act like an adult and have a genuine conversation. 🙄

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're are certain situations where crying is okay but 9 times out of 10 its just mental manipulation instead of confronting the fact you're wrong. That's toxic.

    Mel The Axolotl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imma be honest I just cry all the time, even when I clearly know I'm in the wrong. I can't control it. I always try to make that clear though, like "I totally know I'm in the wrong here and I shouldn't be crying but I can't help it, don't feel bad I promise you did nothing wrong" cause I don't wanna come off that way

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    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manipulative b*tch

    crazydogmama
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my ex-boyfriend I was wrong about something, because I do that, and he flipped out on me. And kept posting about it and showing off how he got me to say I was wrong. I kind of understand why he was freaked, but damn, his reaction turned me off. Girls, you need to fix your lives and own up to your mistakes. Jeez.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're right...I'm sorry. Lets not argue anymore. What's for lunch?"

    third molar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you tweet and discuss online in midst of an argument?

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    Not to play the devil's advocate, but some toxic partners don’t exactly know any better. Humans mimic the social behavior they have seen. Psychologists have found that people who encounter positive relationships in childhood, for example, a successful marriage, are less likely to exhibit negative and toxic behavior later in life. 

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    #18

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Avethandwa CrystalAyla Mgqwanca Report

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS on this one. If someone lists you as their boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/sister *insert random relationship status* you have to confirm it before it becomes visible. Why would this guy confirm it if he didn't even know who she was?

    crazydogmama
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They cover the eyes in the photos but leave their full names.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I think I need to go secure my FB page now for reasons...

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds more like a new couple trolling each other, which in that case this is cute.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 Part of the Tryna Look Good of FB Club are ya?

    BB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me! The guy lived upstairs. I woke to my brother asking who the f is this guy you're seeing and why didn't you tell me last night when we were hanging out... uh wait what? I thought you had to agree to it. The guy was in my suite while I was sleeping. What. The. Actual. F?

    Dianne Sebens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m thinking they belong together seeing as they both have black bars for eyes.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it could work out, they have a lot in common...black rectangles over their eyes for instance. It's fate

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao Andrew Joseph sounds like two first names

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    #19

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Shelby Chase Elizabeth Report

    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, to be fair thats a lot of things they gave you! You should be more grateful! /s

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    #20

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    97Vercetti Report

    Ak_Teren
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in this picture and i dont like it

    Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is my entire love life

    Tammy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sick of people using the term "catching feelings" like it's a disease.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what that means

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    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take accountability for your poor decisions and do better

    celeste hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story f my dating life, I think if I met some one that interests me I should introduce myself and say "I find myself very attracted to you, heave you considered psychotherapy?'

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make therapy for that.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See this is why AroAce can be the superior.

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Yes! Poor allos dealing with this while our thoughts are occupied by dragons. Who has the better hand really?

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    While from the outside, it might seem easy to “just” avoid getting involved with the sort of person you can see here, it’s important to remember that most people are somewhat adept at hiding their most toxic traits until it’s too late. Plus, once you are interested or even in love with someone, you tend to overlook things you really shouldn’t. 

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    #21

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Carrie Erickson Report

    Jo Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a PTSD kinda text

    Another Fool on the Hill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In today's episode of "How to cheat clever"...

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you smell like female 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy sounds like he has to walk on eggshells around his woman.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our has had to walk on egg shells with an ex and never unlearned some habits

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    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dude needs to get out of that relationship if he's not even allowed to use lotion without being called a cheater

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same thing unless he's cheated in the past. Then I can't really blame her for being paranoid.

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    April W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orrrrr….he is cheating and this is his cover

    Kevin Snyder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain't gonna work, bro. Every woman can smell stripper perfume from 5 yards away.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this picture is necessary is nuts. This relationship has no trust.

    John Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Im showing you a picture of girly smelling lotion that Im using so you dont act suspicious when you smell it on me"

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    #22

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    Kitty B Silk Report

    similarly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something? I only see communication from one side. How do you know the other side is toxic?

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    Mimi777
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like one of my past friends. I would only ever hear from her when her and her BF were having problems. When they were good I didn’t hear from her and she would rarely reply back to my messages.

    Celesta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ton of these are fake as hell, not to mention misogynistic and archaic.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how I'm this without abandoning my friends... i need to stop dating my ex gf man

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, it's not a good beginning. It sounds like you don't believe at all in it's going to work this time. You definitely have more chance if both of you at least try to give a fudge about what caused your separation the first time.

    Dak Janiels
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been on the "friend zone" end of this, and then-stupidly allowed myself to be the NEXT in her line of ruined relationships. Sometimes the one crying is the one causing the problem.

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    #23

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    Mädi Dhay Report

    Power puff scientist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess you can still ask what they provide in a relationship once you start dating. you probably pursue someone based on something like looks or a few conversations. a relationship is different and you hope someone is more than just that one thing that attracted you inthhe first place.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, you were attracted enough to just date, but if you want to do some next level upgrades to the relationship, that is serious effort for most, and knowing more about the partner makes sense.

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    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, you know, organically get to know a person and learn what they "bring to the table" on your own? Man, that sounds so transactional.

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, organic conversation should bring all this stuff out naturally, and at the beginning you really don't need to know everything. A question like that would simply put me into work interview mode and hey, if we wanna play that game, I'll need to see their resume and references first, then we'll talk about whether it's even worth sharing mine.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can, you know, date someone and talk to them like a normal person. You don't have to word that as "what do you bring to the table?"

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, but the wording of the OP doesn't clarify if that simply was the intent to learn, or the actual wording too. I would not expect to hear those exact words outside of a job interview, but I would expect the subtlety to be far more gentle in a romantic setting.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found you physically attractive so I pursued a date, at which point I now ask questions to find out if I'm still attracted based on emotional, moral, and intellectual qualities. If you think that sounds crazy, Reginald, then maybe the issue is on your end

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets be honest, pretty much everyone "pursues" someone based on their looks....at least at first. It's all you've got to go on at the start. Buuut.....that's just what piques you're interest.....in order to keep it, YOU HAVE TO BRING SOMETHING TO THE TABLE. If all you've got to offer is being a living breathing fleshlight/dildo....then it's probably not worth the time, effort, money, stress and emotional toll when you can just go out and buy a fleshlight/dildo.

    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not crazy at all, I need to know how many acres of land she calls her own! At least that was the discussion back then when the People from the countryside came to town for partying. It always funny to witness when some overconfident drunk guy got rejected by a girl, because her family owns more land.

    Kaitlan Nichols
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sprinkle sprinkle mindset in the wild

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then how about getting to know them FIRST, before even asking them out on a date? How about that approach to dating, instead of doing it backward—-hooking up first then getting to know them—-which is risking huge regrets (or worse) about letting them into your life, especially if they’re f*****g nuts and dangerous.

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    A casual glance through these examples show people who range from insecure to keen on fighting for the sack of fighting. While drama can spice up someone’s day a bit, it’s not controversial to say that most people have a limit for drama. Constantly wondering if your partner hates you, is judging you or something they are doing is a test is a recipe for a short and unhappy relationship. 

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    #24

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Natalia Martinez Report

    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reeeally looks like a girl's writing.

    Cathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe girl girl relationship? 😉

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    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never ever ever bring up a girl's period. Either I'm not, and you're basically saying I'm being unreasonable, and I'm going to be PISSED. If I am? I may be unreasonable, and pointing it out is just going to make me PISSED. Lose. Lose.

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men.. just some advice from an old guy.. Keep track of your girlfriend/wife/so's cycle. Be discrete but detailed. That way you know when the relationship land mines are going to show up, and you can avoid stepping on them and you can be prepared with flowers, chocolate, and anything else in case you accidentally do set one off.

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very cute and good advice

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    fstep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a real note, and I seriously doubt that it is, my condolences.

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute. But don't ever apologize if you don#t know why you're apologizing. Either you talk it out and you know what you did wrong or it's just a power play

    JCM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last sentence is a landmine of anger just waiting to be read.

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    #25

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    Montel Carter Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who are hot, definitely know it.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, kinda this. You seriously have to expect others blew the secret, long ago. (Also, with no gender identifying phrasing, I read it as a woman hitting on a guy.)

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    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you are hitting on an 11-year old, you can bet some pedo creeper has already informed her long ago. 🤮

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao im in this pic and i love it (if someone insults/compliments me i say just like you! or tysm, i know)

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like if he was actually doing this, he wouldn't outright say that. It's like the word "Alpha Male", if you say you are one, you aren't.

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    #26

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    Alexa Nichole Report

    nbfresh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have "heard" that you can send a glitter d!ck bomb to someone anonymously through the mail ;)

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    Igor914624
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use Miracle Grow powder to write stuff on his lawn. He will hose it off, which waters it in. Then it will make the grass grow really green in the shape of the words you wrote. And it is not illegal to fertilize someone's lawn.

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they haven't heard of a shop vac.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or of people who just don't give a damn? Rubber bands on my driveway? Ok... *drives over them*

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    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For years my best friend, who lives much closer to my s****y abusive parents than I do, has wanted to do the bologna trick on my dad's Corvette, and I've insisted it's not worth it. Might let her do these.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not the rubber band one :( People walk their dogs and I can picture a doggo eagerly gobbling up a few rubber bands before their owner even realizes what’s happening. Then the poor dog will have an obstruction or maybe need emergency surgery :(

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    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless he cheated/did you real wrong, don't do this after a breakup. please. be sane and accept it.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could - bear with me! - MOVE ON with your life. Like an actual adult.

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get the rubber bands with a leaf blower tho.

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    The fights might not even be easily identifiable as a fight. Toxic partners love to gaslight, meaning that they will attempt to convince you about what you think and don’t think. Ultimately, it’s all at the service of maintaining power. An unceasing demand for power is often a sign of deep insecurity, which has all sorts of horrible ways to make someone unpleasant to be around. 

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    #27

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Audrey Langston Report

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why shoot your shot once when you have multiple bullets

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're the kind of person who likes to spray your shot, there are dating websites out there with categories specifically for that kind of relationship.

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    Chickie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it possible for people to learn the English language? "...they ain't send separately..."

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's certainly a fast and easy way to weed out racists, classists, and other people not worth the time.

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    Marina Rocha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before swap right to everyone was a thing

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    #28

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    Toby Wilcox Report

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False analogies are like boiled bacon metaphorically speaking.

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After seeing the words “boiled bacon” , my first thought was “wow, a two word crime against humanity “ but it did send me down quite a rabbit hole looking at recipies

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comparison is the thief of joy

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer to the question: Apples and oranges, dear. Stealing and cheating are two entirely different crimes.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, nonono. That is not how anologies work

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i stg its giving wOuLD yOu LoVe mE iF i wAs A wOrM

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better make sure she is never hungry bro

    Mark (it/urgh)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They missed a trick by not replying to the fence question with, "If there was a fence I would probably eat that instead."

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand. So what would the fence be in this terribly misguided analogy?

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    #29

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Dawn Marie Miller Report

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand "dog" as an insult.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... what does that even mean?

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to get this one. But 💀.

    Star the Furry Therian!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh this is like when I'm fursuiting and people bark 💀 someone lost their damn dog... *gets spray bottle out*

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    The bottom line, if something is really starting to make you unhappy and your partner seems indifferent to it, it won’t magically fix itself and you need to leave. If you want to hear more about bad relationships, Bored Panda has got you covered, you can check out our article on “dead giveaways” that a relationship is toxic. 

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    #30

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Trista Rainey Report

    Boots
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever photoshopped that, did a good job, but it still looked photoshopped.

    Another Fool on the Hill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, I didn't! Guess what I got for your birthday!"

    Khall Khall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep with him twice and get me one too! Those things are like $1100.

    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler! I am wrong! Check the responses below this! Spoiler!

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. at times iMessages are temporarily unavailable on one or both devices and it sends as normal SMS, hence the green bubble.

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    THE REAL RAINBOW DASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but since it says imessage before the first image doesnt that mean she already had an iphone?? i know blue means imessage and green is text but…

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha!! iMessage

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    #31

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Mija Patricia Report

    arthbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not sure what to do?! Simple. Leave the poor man alone! And get some therapy.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly - have your therapist explain "adulthood" to you

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter if you are in a relationship with him. It doesn't matter that he has numbers of other women on his phone. It wouldn't even matter if he cheated on you. Going through someone's phone is NOT OK and a breach of privacy.

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lesson on respect. I had been married for over 40 yrs. I recently have to go through his phone, computer desk etc. ( he died). I have such guilt about disrespecting his belongings. For the love you have for someone, respect their privacy.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you're confused, and for sure you need help.

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run, boy, run. And set some bounderies.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer would be, if he did exactly same thing to you, what would you do?

    Sunshine Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy made such a wise decision - the perfect test.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like when my boyfriend took my journal into the bathroom when I went to my parent's house, read the whole thing then went racing out of the driveway kicking up gravel. I walked inside, saw my journal sitting passive aggressively on the dryer next to the toilet and HE has the audacity to be irate because I wrote about my ex in there...BEFORE I even met him yet. Dumped him. Total breach of trust and privacy HOW DARE YOU

    Dead Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go get some help...a psychologist would do

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but I am not cool with people going through their SO's phones. I dont touch hers she doesnt touch mine and I sure as hell would not go and make changes to their contacts.

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    #32

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Aurora Borealisy Report

    nancy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that yellow thing a little karaoke machine? I've been doing self-care all wrong!!!

    Mike_The_Nike (He They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me doing one hour of work after 23 hours of “self care”

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    ... isn't that the same anyway?

    #33

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Ainsley Skinner Report

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she really not know? As in, wasn’t curious about the fishing buddies her man was meeting?

    Another Fool on the Hill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, fishing is boring and all these buddies are stinking, so keep 'em away from me!

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    The Chocolate Gecko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ, I think this image got put through a KFC deep fryer.

    Pat Curran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She trusts him because he comes home smelling like fish every time!

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I'm not an American...what is it?

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet he talks all the time about his co-worker named Ashley Madison, too...

    Yer maw 󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met my husband on plenty of fish, no rods involved.....well......

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    #34

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Kat A Karenina Report

    Lama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she need applause for the bare minimum of not being crazy?

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After this list, I'm giving her a standing ovation.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that you're around toxic people when the bare minimum seems like a flex to you.

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The:"u hungry? I got u" moves this out of my catagory, but otherwise i feel this.

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! We need more people in relationships to be like this. Happier, more satisfied people equals a happier, more satisfied society.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you evening in a relationship?

    EVILtheCAT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have some respect, he may be morning one for all we know!

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    Gay Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry for being traumatised ig, not my fault i have attachment issues

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    #35

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Nathan Bedwell Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are all probably as bad as each other

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't figure out what she's holding. Is that a... chip clip? 🤷🏼‍♂️

    EVILtheCAT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, poor girl! I hope she recovers from that burn soon.

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played "Hey handsome" girl.

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOOOOO ya need some ice for that burn?

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    #36

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Erin McCoy Report

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is right though. She is not looking for a boyfriend. What she is looking for is called call boy.

    CP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just a funny joke.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, a dangerously accelerated friends with benefits? You know it won’t work, but could become impossible to extricate yourself from. Because obsessive people can potentially bring extreme danger into the life of the object of their obsession. It has happened before.

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with honesty.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming this is a self deprecating joke. So not actually toxic.

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    #37

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    roastmalone_ Report

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't like it don't look at it. That's a step to the right direction.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And part of not looking at something when it is someone's online avatar is to curate them right on out of your feed.

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this thing when I like someone as a person and think they are all kind of good I start finding that person beautiful in appearance as well. On the other hand if I don't like someone as a person I find that person ugly in appearance too. Beauty is always in the character.

    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I unfriended someone on Facebook because their profile picture was an up close, gross make out picture. I was sick of seeing it.

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's probably because you go down on the ship

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never really saw the point of "following someone" on social media. If my friend is doing something cool then I'd rather they tell me about it in person than just post pics of it.

    Wendy Hamilton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad they can't see how ugly you are on the inside.

    GenericSodaPop
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    stoned indeed you are, why don't you go drink some bleach

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    #38

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Denice Zechner Report

    Felipe Souza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, if both are single, this is kind of funny

    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fortunately am probably smarter than the average rat, and would simply grab the cheesw without tripping the trap.

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the mafia trying to figure out who snitched?

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    #39

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Katrina Lange Report

    Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes i do have attachment issues. But also fück you, will

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No this actually happened to me someone started smothering me in flattery and it blinded me from the fact that he was ignoring his girlfriend to hang out with me 💀

    Milton’s Assistant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me sad that this dude has never experienced a crush…

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. Sometimes true, I admit, but also I might just like someone cute.

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jokes on you, my crush doesn't know me.

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The term crush has always confused me, before 3rd grade I had always thought that it was someone that you hate and I think it’s weird that it’s someone you like yet they’re called a crush

    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish someone had told me this in high school!

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    #40

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Josh Crump Report

    3003st
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Keanu Reeves has a wife so no..."

    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same Nibberty who got a boyfriend-in-law

    Meaghan Stewart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like Choose your Own Adventure.

    NO JUST NO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in this situation: Yea but I don't think your much better

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Insert slowly growing applause here.)

    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey it’s the boyfriend in law guy

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    #41

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Manda Jayy Report

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Unless she's from Alabama, then cut it out, grandma!

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    Star Santos =]
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    danmmmmm ur gramma lookn hella finne #granmommy??

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guaranteed grandma told him to dump her needy a*s

    EVILtheCAT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...if she's feeling good that's all that matters, right?

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma's got some nice... eyes

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    #42

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Gaby Lalonde Report

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are a real biach and want to prove you are still Hung up on him, then sure, do this.

    He's a nut
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf is BP censoring their faces but not the names of their accounts? Edit: Typo

    Do-nut touch da donut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think bp censored the face i think the poster did... ofc i dont have tiktok to check this guess soo...

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 62, and didn’t get married until I was 40, so was in the dating game for a long time. The majority of my relationships ended amicably, but some didn’t. TBH however, when I left the bad relationships, I was more happy than hurt about it. I also went 100% No Contact with those men, and enjoyed a respite from dating, and all that it entails, for a while before going back out and dating anyone again. Now I can hardly even remember their names, much less have a clue what their next girlfriend’s/wife’s name was/is. The reason for that is that I really don’t give a s**t what happened in their lives after I was no longer a part of them. I just moved forward with my OWN life and didn’t give them another thought. F**k ‘em, they had a good thing going, but didn’t appreciate it. Too bad for them. I have had—-and still have—-a great life without them, and ended up meeting and marrying the best man I have ever known. Not letting a bad relationship taint the rest of your life is the real best revenge.

    Satan's Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes quite toxic "#staytoxicsis # staytoxic"

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that the title is stay toxic-

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunglasses, probably. We are seeing the end of one of the earpieces.

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    General Stukov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You deserve to be toxic, by your self.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, stay toxic...and away

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    #43

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Taylor Wilson-Dir Report

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might be right, but don't bet on they are going to be good memories.

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have another genius here, folks. He knows how human memory works. Good job, pal. Good job.

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bad/cringy kind that i make fun abt w/ my besties

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably already popped up in a few nightmares

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    #44

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    HayganMolinar Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly girl logic, it’s when you’re married

    Duvet Woman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. I thought that too. Wait til you get married love

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    BatPhace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if their mom did it right 😮‍💨

    greasy jungle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or don’t be with a useless man?

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pendulum swings both ways, be VERY careful when attempting to paint with a broad brush!

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    Rostit. .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew no. No no. Not in a healthy relationship

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you make bad choices, Hayman.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you have a normal guy

    Lindsay Butler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don’t date adults that can’t take care of themselves?

    Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies don't settle for a manbaby

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    #45

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Rainbow Duncan Report

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm judging the book by it's cover, avoid people with nails like this

    Flamingo Croquet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people keep doing that thing with their lips? Honest question, I'd like to understand...

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe having a mouth cramp and it twist their lips all up

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    LavenderHippoInAJar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like ATM machine, which is actually "automatic teller machine machine"

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those nails freak me out

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to cheat on you, but I'm a coward who still needs you for whatever reason.

    GenericSodaPop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um miss I don't think that's something you'd post on social media.

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fugly should be happy one dude want to get with her

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    #47

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Ayesha Siddiqa Report

    GenericSodaPop
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Honey I think you're the fugly s**t here

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    #48

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    777jorgeivan Report

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly it's like that sometimes tho. I need sleep and if it's not an emergency than goodnight

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only a relationship if both want it to be

    #50

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Carole Ys Report

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they say "I would never do that" then they've thought of it, at the least

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    #51

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Isabella LoCascio Report

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....so next time won't be that hairy and I promise that I will cook a proper meal instead slamming a bloody cow onto the table.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my defence, I was left unsupervised. We can never go back there...ever

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    #52

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Jeremy Allen Wilson Report

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this toxic? It sounds like someone insecure, inadvertently played matchmaker. The fact he was "accused" could be a toxic gesture by that third party. But it is unclear if there was even a relationship with said third party. (being delusional about him talking to her had been untrue, so maybe there was no actual prior relationship either)

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the situation defined the rules, in this hypothetical. I just prefer the positive possibility, over the idea there is bad intentions. I just like happy endings.

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    #54

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Renee Jane Report

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was a totally real argument. /s

    Star Santos =]
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stfu nobody cares... just because ur ma forgot the magnum dosent mean u need to go aroud wit this cringy shii

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe just choose someone that isn't a shell of a person with an ex that seems undiagnosed kinds of crazy.

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    #55

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Jamie Anderson Report

    Duvet Woman
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with using it on the other 3+ days?

    Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait.... You can only use the washing machine once per day?

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So both of you are entitled to use the washing machine the same number of times. If both of you are paying your own rent, you are adult enough to compromise.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a much better solution than talking about a schedule 🙄

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, but...what the heck is the roomie doing that she has enough dirty clothes to do three or more loads per week??

    Rebecca O’Donnell
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Other Guest, maybe it is a small washer and dryer set. One load - sheets, second load - towels and, depending on their job that may need fresh clothes every day, third load - clothes.

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 4 days when she is not using it.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you draw up a laundry priority schedule? because more than 3 loads of washing can be done in one week.

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    #56

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Tori Albright Report

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three hours in is an acquaintance at best.

    Star Santos =]
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha...ha...ha get better bich idk what to tell u honestly skill isue.. .... also kys. :)

    #57

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Katey Poor Report

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celebrity relationships seem to work this way.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cuz love bombing is usually the first step a narcissist makes towards someone of interest. Coincidence?

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    #58

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Czarina GC Report

    Duvet Woman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " for closure "? Shouldn't the relationship have been closed before she started dating again? All the red flags are waving at once on this one.

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two wrongs doesnt make a right, comes to mind.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what you're saying is you cheated on your boyfriend and will let him cheat with your permission just so that you can break up with him because he cheated?

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She thought it was a good idea untill he agreed and she had to face some real emotional consequences. Thats way to common.

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't sound like anything she does relationshipwise is a good idea. It sounds like she hasn't really made the connection between the emotions linked to a relationship and having sexual relationships with a person. First of all you seem like you don't care if he ends it, then you think that two wrongs can make a right, and that he can just find another and make it even, and then you have the odacity to punish him for doing something you gave him permission to while being totally oblivious of the irony that he is reacting in the exact same way you are currently doing. What the heck is wrong with her? no matter what it is, he should be outta ther' as fast as his shoes will take him.

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no. run. like a greyhound.

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're as bad as each other, stay together 'cause no-one else deserves that!

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    #59

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Montel Carter Report

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …why is this here? I don’t see this having to do with toxic relationships…good meme tho

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    #61

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Erin McCoy Report

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because a man is not able to wash his clothes while being single at the same time?

    Rostit. .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Fabric softener is awful stuff. I won't use it ever.

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been doing my laundry since I was 10. Liquid fabric softener and dryer sheets are a must.

    Rostit. .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dryer sheets and fabric softener are terribly toxic. https://www.ewg.org/news-insights/news/2022/08/skip-most-toxic-fabric-softeners

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once dated a guy who called fabric softener "laundry sauce." Didn't last long but always thought that was funny.

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that's why I'm single. It all makes sense now: women smell my clean clothes and are instantly turned off.

    #62

    Weird-Toxic-Behavior

    Rhiannon Robinson Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep flying those red flags nice and open, save some poor block/gal a lot of time and heartache.

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope you drown in all that toxic waste <3

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