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35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online

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Let’s be honest, Pandas, how many of us genuinely read all of the terms and conditions, cover to cover? Whether you’re buying a product or service, no matter if it’s physical or digital, more often than not, you have to wade through pages of confusing, lengthy technical jargon that is formatted into huge walls of text. Most of us just skip over all of that, either recycling what we consider to be a waste of paper or clicking [Accept]. Not many of us have the spare time to put on our corporate lawyer hats every single time we purchase something.

There’s one problem, though. You can never be certain if there isn’t something important hidden within those dizzying lines and twisting phrases. Some details are bizarre, unfair, absurd, and even hilarious. And that’s exactly the topic that internet users from around the world tackled in a viral r/AskReddit thread.

These people actually take their time and get to know the T&Cs and details of every contract and petition, intimately. Scroll down to take a peek at the weirdest things they’ve found. Have you come across any similar strange things when you got down to the nitty-gritty deets? Share your experiences in the comments.

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#1

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online I considered auditioning for the first season of Canada's Got Talent. I got the contract for auditions and read the fine print.

"You will pay your own room, board and travel. You agree to being on camera 24/7. We can listen to your private phone calls. We can enter your room at any time to check on you and record it."

I noped out of that audition fast.

anon , Canada's Got Talent Report

Final score:

339points

Marleinah Smith 1 year ago

Check out "40 Rules You Didn't Know 'America's Got Talent' Contestants Have to Follow"

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#2

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online I was a witness on Judge Judy probably about a decade ago. In the waiver that you have to sign it said you would get paid $5 in cash upon request in the small print. I asked the woman who took the form from me she chuckled and pulled out a crisp $5 and handed it to me.

idrunkenlysignedup Report

Final score:

338points

DK TG 1 year ago

It's obviously a test to see if people actually read it!

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#3

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online I was asked to sign a petition for something that I generally was in agreement with, until I read the last part of it, that read something like, "the chairman of the committee reserves the right to change the wording of this petition".

So it was like, "sign here, and we'll figure out what you signed later".

anon , Anna Shvets Report

Final score:

298points

Phobrek Taz 1 year ago

Damn, I might actually start reading fine print, after just a few of these

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There are two things that life has taught many of us to take seriously. First of all, don’t sign any important papers without knowing exactly what you’re in for. There’s a difference between accepting the terms and conditions of a video game you bought or signing up for a weekly newspaper delivery and buying a car or a house or taking out a loan.

The more money is on the line, the more we have to be willing to take our time and patiently get to know every tiny little nuance.

#4

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online You never own the Tesla you pay for.

Tesla, (and to various extents, other anti-right-to-repair companies like Mercedes, Apple, John Deere, etc.) hold that their products are intellectual property and cannot be owned by customers, instead claiming that they are effectively leased to buyers."

"Tesla has on on multiple occasions (illegally) disabled features of cars being sold used because of this.

bf5005 , Maurizio Pesce Report

Final score:

265points

Leo Domitrix 1 year ago

And that's why we don't like you, Elon.

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#5

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online I’m an auto mechanic, I regularly purchase tools from tool trucks. Sometimes there’s little giveaways if you spend x amount you get this scratch off ticket that could win you something blah blah.

One time I was reading the fine print at the bottom, usual legalese stuff then the last line cracked me up - said something like “residents of Canada will be required to complete a series of mathematical questions in order to claim their prize”

What the hell did Canada do to require being punished to win a prize?

Brianthelion83 , Shoshanah Report

Final score:

259points

Frank Ropen 1 year ago (edited)

Lotteries winnings based on pure luck are illegal in Canada. "But Canadian sweepstakes law requires that sponsors remove the third component, winners are chosen by luck, for a giveaway to be legal. A giveaway cannot use pure luck to determine who wins. There must be at least some element of skill involved, according to the Canadian Competition Act."

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#6

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online The terms and conditions for the rewards card at the grocery store i worked had "if you've actually taken the time to read this, please email (email) with this code and the pin for your card for $500 in rewards points "

And it actually did, then I started getting a new card every other month or so. Then they changed who the rewards program was with.

whatnameisnttaken098 , Marccoton Report

Final score:

241points

Sean Sean 1 year ago (edited)

I've read things like this. I think there was a $25,000 prize for whoever read the ts&cs for some product or something. Idk. It was a significant amount of money.

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The second lesson is to always leave a paper trail, whether at work or dealing with company representatives or clients. Human memory is fallible. And different individuals can interpret some things in completely different ways. So if you have documentation of some sort to fall back on, it can save you a ton of headaches down the line.

Disagreements and mishaps sometimes occur. You don’t want to be the only one left without any legal leverage.

#7

We were interested in purchasing a house, and sent the Contract of Sale to our conveyancer as a final 'rubber stamp' before signing.

They quickly got back to us, pointing out a clause buried in the Contract. It said that we agree to forfeiting our cooling off period and all 'subject to building/pest/structural inspection' rights, and that we agreed we must proceed with the purchase no matter what. Even if the house was rotted with termites, or the vendor had blatantly hid some structural fault, they could legally 'force' us to proceed with the purchase.

The conveyancer said that the vendor's legal firm had a reputation of putting these hidden nasties in their Contracts, so she knew to scrutinise every word as soon as she saw their name on it.

Needless to say, we didn't proceed with the purchase.

MisterMarcus Report

Final score:

240points

Yeah, okay. 1 year ago

Holy f*ck, that's a firm that deserved to be named and shamed. I'm not one for doing that type of thing, but that's blatantly unethical.

161points

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#8

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online Peacock tv has a recipe for chocolate cake in section 9

tadashi88 , manchestereveningnews Report

Final score:

201points

tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 1 year ago (edited)

Wait what? I'm googling this. EDIT: I read through section 9, yes this is correct

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#9

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online I read the terms and conditions before joining a gym. It said the only reason you could cancel your membership is if you moved out of the area or got injured and had a note from a doctor. Otherwise you had to give 30 days notice and pay 3 additional months worth of fees. I did not join.

sweetlyserious , Sven Mieke Report

Final score:

200points

Tamra 1 year ago

Greedy bastards.

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As we’ve covered on Bored Panda before, it can be extremely time and resource-intensive to get to grips with the finer details of contracts, such as the non-disclosure agreements many folks are made to sign at work.

Essentially, NDAs are civil contracts that are meant to protect companies by preventing employees from leaking sensitive information or harming the business in other ways. If you breach the terms you signed, it can mean that your company may seek damages by taking you to court.

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#10

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online Halfway it stopped and said "do you even read these"

knights4412 , Sora Shimazaki Report

Final score:

196points

Red Panda 1 year ago

No

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#11

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online Gamestation (an old video game store in the UK) had an immortal soul clause. They own thousands of peoples souls!

GhandisMcGonagall , Sebastian Ballard Report

Final score:

191points

DKS 001 1 year ago

where do you think all the npc's in the games come from?

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#12

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online I read the terms and conditions for either Windows 95 or the Windows 98 upgrade. Somewhere buried deep in the middle was a warning that the operating system should not be used to operate a nuclear power plant. I'm assuming it was a joke because it was an individually licensed product rather than a corporate license, and if they were serious about it, I would think that warning would be at the top!

Also, can you imagine a nuclear power plant running on a 90's version of Windows? It would give a whole new meaning to "the blue screen of death."

anon , winworldpc Report

Final score:

188points

suskaa 1 year ago (edited)

Belive it or not, Windows XP is used in nuclear power plants since it is the most stable operation system. And, of course, it’s the computers are never connected to the internet. Also most of ATM machines run on one of the earliest Windows versions

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Ideally, both parties would negotiate mutually fair terms of the contract. In practice, however, many employees don’t have the time for this or the spare cash to hire a lawyer to peruse everything under a microscope.

You can, however, still raise any questions you have about the need for the NDA and the particular terms therein with your superiors. You shouldn’t be scared to speak up if you spot something unclear, ambiguous, or weird while you’re scanning the stack of docs, bigger than your book backlog.

#13

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online *You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, missiles, or chemical or biological weapons.*

This is from the Terms and Conditions for Apple's iTunes.

cld8 , Gerson Repreza Report

Final score:

183points

Twinkie 1 year ago

Imagine listening to some ITunes and accidentally nuke Russia

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#14

I read the waiver at an indoor paintball place one time. It covered everything you’d think it would cover, but that wasn’t all. Insect bites and stings. Attacks from wild animals “such as bears, etc” (yes, it specified bears), and dangers such as guides incorrectly navigating rapids.

All of these things were covered.

For paintball.

Indoors.

The experience did not live up to what the waiver implied.

TheNineteenthDoctor Report

Final score:

177points

Debby Keir 1 year ago

Obviously downloaded from the internet. Someone's typed in 'paintball legal waivers' or the like, and as some are outdoors (think the paintball episode of Big Bang) they got got a generic one. This, to me, shows that thier due diligence is not actually very good, so what else isn't good?????

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#15

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online One of my old jobs said that if there was ever a contagion that resulted in people losing their minds and acting like violent, mindless, swarming animals (i.e. zombies or infected) then we would be expected to hide in bunkers, rescue our clients and not kill anyone.

theshizirl , Tdorante10 Report

Final score:

160points

Paulo Freitas 1 year ago

Don't tell me lol, you work at the Pentagon, Yes the Pentagon did a study about a Zombie apokalipse ( and no Im not kidding ), the study was made to check evacuation routes, emergency systems etc, but it was made like if it was a zombie apokalipse lol.

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#16

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online On my apartment rent agreement, there was one part that basically said: If you (the renter) dies then your family is responsible for paying the rest of the rent left on your contract.

billyandteddy , Michael Burrows Report

Final score:

154points

Tamra 1 year ago

I don't possibly see how this is legally binding, unless said family members have also signed the agreement. This looks like something intended to intimidate people who may not be smart enough to know their rights.

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#17

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online It was when I was setting up android work profile (The high school I'm attending rn issued us emails that route the emails through their servers) for online school. G-suite and everything.
I couldn't rlly avoid the work profile thing cuz android wanted me to set it up.

Enough with context here.

I downloaded google device policy to set this up and I saw, and I quote.

"Administrators on this domain can have access to any and all data on your phone"

I was like, Hell no! They do random phone searches of the students already why give them full access!?

I then decided to do the online class stuff on my computer and do it web-based instead of giving them full access to my phone.

anon , Priscilla Du Preez Report

Final score:

147points

GirlFriday 1 year ago

My job has this reimbursement program where, if you are at a certain level of employee and are required to have the company's email app on your phone fore work purposes, they will reimburse you $80 per month for your phone usage. The caveat in the acceptance of the reimbursement is that by accepting the $80, you give them the right to search your phone, including social media and personal text messages at any time and anything they find can be used as consideration for continuation employment. In other words, for $80, they can, at any time, search your phone and if you texted something, made a social media post, took a picture, whatever of something they don't agree with, they can fire you. They can also wipe your phone clean and restore it to the factory settings at any time. This is why I don't accept the reimbursement. I value my privacy.

74points

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#18

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online EasyBCD is one of the few I read. It says I owe a picture of my sister in the shower if the author asks for it.

That was like 10 years ago. I dunno if the software still exists.

OnlySeesLastSentence , neosmart.= Report

Final score:

142points

Bob Bobbs 1 year ago

"- Lead developer: Mahmoud H. Al-Qudsi - Active ingredients: blood, sweat and tears. - Powered by C++, C#, Excedrin and Visine." 🤣🤣🤣

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#19

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online PPG (paint company) does not allow their paint to be used on terrorist, biohazard or nuclear facilities.

lsellati , pasopaint Report

Final score:

134points

digitalin 1 year ago

Imagine a terrorist following paint store terms and conditions while plotting terrorism.

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#20

Not exactly weird but when I was buying my car insurance they asked if I had been in any previous accidents (I was) and if I was at fault (I was not). Said rates would only go up if the accident was my fault. Okay cool. So at the end when I’m looking everything over, I notice in the fine print that it says any accidents are automatically considered the driver’s fault unless proven otherwise...so I send them an email and ask. Basically they said I’d have to purchase the policy, THEN contact them with the proof that I wasn’t at fault for the accident. So I bought the policy, went to my state’s DMV website to get the accident report, and email it to the insurance company- one week later I get “refunded” about 1/5 of the policy cost credited to my account. I wonder how many people they’ve ripped off.

nebraska_jones_ Report

Final score:

121points

Rahul Pawa 1 year ago

I wonder how many customers they lost because of this. I know if I was about to sign and the price suddenly went up, I'd nope out of there.

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35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online I read the Terms and Conditions most of the time before I agree to them, and that's quite often since I tend to try out and play a lot of different mobile games. So I've encountered a few odd ones, though I can't remember which iOS games they were for specifically (though some ToS for other things).

* One had a single sentence about making pancakes for someone named Paul in the legal department if so called upon. I'm yet to be called upon to make pancakes.
* One consistently spelled it as "conditioner" as opposed to "conditions" throughout the entire document.
* A form I signed at an indoor rock climbing place (basically acknowledging that I knew it was dangerous and understood the physical risks of the activity) included a clause about how the business was not liable if any of my things were stolen, "including but not limited to bags, phones, wallets and the contents therein, and underwear." I never figured out what happened to make them specifically include underwear.
* Another mobile game (was probably Minions Run, but I'm not sure) warned players that slipping on banana peels can in fact be dangerous and so they did not recommend acting out that part of the game in real life.
* Bumble's ToS mentions that you're not allowed to share pictures of a dog that's not yours. Followed immediately by "(just kidding!)"
* If I was to break any part of my ToS with Microsoft, they would be within their legal right to ban me from using not only my Xbox Live but my Xbox itself while it's offline.

JJGrace42 , Good Faces Agency Report

Final score:

119points

Akshara Panduga 1 year ago

wow just wow

28points

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#22

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online Not my reading but a few years back people read amazon terms and conditions and found it contained a clause addressing the fate of products if a zombie apocalypse were to happen

anon , ell brown Report

Final score:

117points

SealOfDisapproval 1 year ago

Ah, I already replied to another post with this, but here goes: "...this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization." -AWS Service Terms, 42.10.

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#23

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online So i know a few years back there was a report of a dude who read through the whole thing and actually earned a cash prize for reading it in the fine print.

I dont know the exact details. not even sure if its true or not but maybe someone has evidence.

SelectPerception5 replied:

Yes, this really happened. He got $1,000. The TOS said to send a message to an email address and he did. The company actually paid him. They said it took four months for someone to email them after the TOS was released.

TonerSlinger , Andrea Piacquadio Report

Final score:

107points

Lisa T 1 year ago

There was similar for a video game but it was five years before anyone read the whole thing and claimed the prize

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#24

I found out our five year contract for argon gas automatically renews if we don’t cancel 365 days before the end date. A salesman was fired from the company and told me I should read the very fine print. One year in and we sent our cancellation form for 2024

timbenmurr Report

Final score:

102points

Purple Bayes 1 year ago

How noble

91points

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#25

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online My daycare’s release form had a clause saying that by signing, I was giving them permission to take my kids to Canada. Canada is a day’s drive away and there is absolutely no reason they would ever need to take my kids there. I crossed it off before signing.

My mortgage documents included a clause that says that, if I ever get sued, they have the right to accelerate the loan and demand payment of the entire remaining balance. It doesn’t matter if the law suit is meritorious. Just getting sued can lead to acceleration.

Moonlightonthelake80 , Alexander Suhorucov Report

Final score:

101points

Monday 1 year ago

Unless the daycare actually agreed to your crossing it off you have given them permission to do it. You can't unilaterally change a contract like that and expect it to be enforced the way you want it to be.

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#26

“WordWeb free version may be used indefinitely only by people who take at most two commercial flights (not more than one return flight) in any 12 month period. People who fly more than this need to purchase the Pro version if they wish to continue to use it after a 30-day trial period.”

Every 12 months they ask you how many flights have you taken. If you answer more than one return flight they will not allow you to use the program for free anymore and you must pay to use it now.

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Final score:

99points

STress 1 year ago

So, kinda honour code... pinky, cross my heart, usual stuff... are they still in business?

39points

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#27

I had to read all the terms and conditions when I signed up for student loans. It said that my loans would be forgiven if I die. That made me laugh out loud and doesn't seem like a bad idea sometimes.

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Final score:

97points

Raumpfleger 1 year ago (edited)

It's not a bad idea at all! Imagine owning a house where your spouse and children live while you still have to pay most part of that loan. The moment you die without such a clause, the remaining loan becomes part of the inheritance on the minus side. Your family will have to pay it up for keeping their home while struggling with the loss of not only you, but also one income. Things can go down quickly, if such things are not considered in life.

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#28

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online Spybot S&D asks that you send the devs beer money.

pakidara , solvusoft Report

Final score:

89points

James016 1 year ago

Is this still around? I used to use this about 15 plus years ago

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#29

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online These are a few paraphrased versions of what I had to sign in order to live on campus at my university:

I give my school permission to charge me legal fees that have nothing to do with me.
They also say everyone I know has given up the right to sue the school.
They can kick me out at anytime with little warning, and if I do not leave with in a few days I have to pay a +$100 fee.
They are not responsible for working amenities such as water.
I am aware the school does not own there own dorms, even though the office that handles room and board claims otherwise.

11xomr11 , Andrea Piacquadio Report

Final score:

86points

tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 1 year ago

Wtaf

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#30

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online For no reason at all I read them for a PlayStation Network update. About the 7th page in, it stated that I would be “relinquishing my wallet and all funds within”. I didn’t update but just assumed it was fancy legal talk(mind you I was in my late teens) so I didn’t report it. 3 days later I found out that the update was a hack and thousands had their information stole of their PlayStation accounts.

Smitty_Werbnjagr , Nikita Kostrykin Report

Final score:

85points

Valden 1 year ago

That wording was actually in one of Sony's earlier terms of service with Playstation Online, so it's not surprising people got scammed. The EULA stated that an account not used would be subject to forfeiture of your wallet's balance. It did not say how long it had to be not in use. Not sure if Sony still says in their EULA that they are not responsible for damaging your system if you accept the update. This was way back when the PSP was released.

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#31

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online Don’t remember the exact wording, but some League-of-Legends-type game included this whole paragraph about how, *by installing this software, you authorize us to monitor every process on your computer, including but not limited to keystrokes, active programs, some of their memory, browser tabs, open files and potentially their contents, and send that info back, at all times,* even if the game wasn’t running.

Safe to assume I did not click agree, and managed to live life having never played that game.

kavantoine , marcoverch Report

Final score:

83points

Paul Neff 1 year ago

It is possible, that those are necessary for anti-cheat software to function. It doesn't mean the software is reporting on you, but that it monitors known system details used by cheating software. Indirectly, usually demanded by players of the game itself, who are sick of cheaters.

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#32

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online You cannot use the Java programming language to control a nuclear reactor.

grouchy_fox , Antonio Batinić Report

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73points

Monday 1 year ago

...cannot? or may not?

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#33

I'm taking a cyberlaw and ethics course and this has been a focal point of the class. Terms and conditions leave you basically Powerless and unable to hold companies liable. There were terms and conditions on a site that literally said by accepting the terms, you would give them your first born child. Granted I believe it was a joke or experiment to see how long they could leave it in there unnoticed.

PuddingPoops added:
I liked when F-Secure set up an open wifi (I want to say in New York, but I'm probably wrong.. some big city), but to join you had to agree to term & conditions. One of them was that F-Secure takes your first born.

This was obviously a joke to reinforce the crazy s**t we agree to without looking, but was pretty funny.

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Final score:

72points

martin734 1 year ago

I don't know about the USA, but in the UK consumer and employment rights supersede contract clauses. If any clause in a contract tries to take away or counters any statutory rights or entitlements then that contract clause becomes null and void. A contract cannot take away any rights you are entitled to by law.

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#34

Citymapper, Section 3

*Jetpacks and catapults. These are unproven technologies, and we recommend inexperienced travellers use more conventional means.*

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64points

TotallyNOTaFox 1 year ago

Who would use a catapult?! It's common knowledge that trebuchets are way more effective when it comes to travel distances

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#35

I read the warranty for my motherboard once. It said it does not cover damage from bodily fluids including urine and vomit.

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63points

TotallyNOTaFox 1 year ago

Better safe than sorry - probaly in case the customer has cats

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#36

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online Accordingly to Photoshop ToS, you can't use Photoshop as a verb and must say "edited with Photoshop" or similar instead of "Photoshopped". In Spanish it's common to use it as a verb, "photoshoppear".

Bitomic , Szabo Viktor Report

Final score:

30points

Ian Webling 1 year ago

They do this so that the word does not become part of the language thus losing the company established value and recognition of the product. It might even result in loss of a trademark (e.g. Escalator). There is even a word for this: Anthimeria.

20points

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#37

Buried in the ToS for the PlayStation 3 is a "beer clause" attached for some code they pulled from a guy whose license agreement just asks to send him a 6 pack.

Final score:

27points

George Comas 1 year ago

Beer 🍺

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#38

Discord's Terms of Service are worded in such a way that they can literally say whatever they want is a breach of contract on a whim.

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26points

Shira Blumberg 1 year ago

Oop

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#39

This isn't quite the same, but when I was a kid I had a really cool, creepy picture book that was a satire of Aesop's fables called Squids Will Be Squids, with morals like "if someone calls and asks where your mother is, don't tell them she is out getting her moustache bleached" etc etc. Anyway, one day I was reading the small print publication stuff you get in the front of every book and there's a note from the author's in it about why nobody ever reads that page, with the moral that "you should always read the small print." Which of course I now do (for books at least), although tbf there has yet to be a payoff as good as that one.

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25points

the Return of Bruno 1 year ago

... as opposed to the book featuring Sesame Street's Grover the Monster, "Please Do Not Open this Book," the sequel to "There's a Monster at the End of this Book."

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#40

42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. **However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.**

Well played Amazon

Final score:

25points

TotallyNOTaFox 1 year ago (edited)

Or in short: "In case of a zombie apocalypse do what you want with it, who's gonna enforce this ToS in such case anyways?"

11points

#41

I have dog shampoo that says "this product not tested on animals." But why not? How do you know it works??

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24points

Monday 1 year ago

I feel like dog shampoo is a product we definitely should be testing on animals....

28points

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#42

Not me, but when my sister was applying for a warehouse job at Amazon, she spotted a section that stated that Amazon owned all the rights for all intellectual property and products created by the employee for an indefinite amount of time even after leaving the job. In another section, there was something saying that you couldn't say anything bad about the company online or in private, again, for an indefinite amount of time even after leaving the job. Amazon still sucks.

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Final score:

24points

Vicki Cunningham 1 year ago

What products or intellectual property would a warehouse employee be creating?

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#43

I was searching for a web host for my website and found a discount code buried in the content policy. It was pretty neat, even if they were the kind of place that has at least 3 discounts available at a time.

andrewia Report

Final score:

23points

#44

The Oatmeal asked me to sign over my soul in order to view their content. I clicked decline but it let me in anyway.

Final score:

22points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

yeah but it is a humour website.

5points

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#45

The school app for a district I worked in had a ToS that essentially said that I agreed to their accessing anything on my phone or deleting what they choose, as well as using anything they find on my phone as evidence against me if they so choose to.access any other apps, documents, downloads, photos, etc.. Co-workers said I was being paranoid, but the ToS for the same app in a different district had no such notation, so I don't know.

Final score:

21points

Vicki Cunningham 1 year ago

I work for a school district. I never login to the district wifi. Luckily we don't have an "app" we need to use.

5points

#46

Microsoft use to have a part of their user agreement stating that once windows was loaded on a system, you could never have any other operating system on it ever.

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Final score:

21points

tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 1 year ago

Similarly, my windows laptop wont let me open chrome, and I have to open google.com on bing search

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#47

A lot of chrome extensions give the developer access to your drive. This is an issue for many education extensions during remote learning. I successfully stopped my school from using one platform over another due to this issue as well

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21points

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#48

Not really a TOS, but the old Doom II for DOS had [this screen](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EU6yBBZWAAASi5B.png) saying that if you pirated the game, you would go to hell. It would show up after you exit the game. The first Doom also had a [similar screen](https://i.redd.it/tub8in1e8x021.png), lol

Brazilian_Soldier Report

Final score:

20points

Seán Hannan 1 year ago

That was the reason I eventually paid for Doom, after many years of playing it for free.

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#49

The ability to sell, use, and delete my data along with preform a factory reset without my consent and since it was in a contract I could not take legal action against them

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Final score:

20points

#50

I read one quite a while ago that straight up said it was going to install spyware and adware on my computer. I did not install that software!

scherster Report

Final score:

20points

tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 1 year ago

At least they were honest

12points

#51

“Also, if you don’t mind, we’d like to wish you good luck...”
I was creeped

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Final score:

19points

Stephanie Did It 1 year ago

And may the odds be forever in your favor!

5points

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#52

*You agree by signing this contract to have your personal information including but not limited to, photographs, public information, address and email to be shared with third parties that may not be disclosed to you.*

This was to allow a company I engaged with to send me regular products for testing and giving feedback on prior to going on the open market.

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Final score:

18points

Cyber Returns 1 year ago

The undisclosed third parties are probably the companies that require the goods to be tested and the contracts ToS are with a middle man company

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#53

In this app called PopJam in the TOS it says that the developers can freely use any art you post on the app. Kinda f****d me up for a while but I saw some user's art on the appstore banners (with the users in question credited) so it probably just means that they can "show it off" without per but still-

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Final score:

17points

tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 1 year ago

Oh I heard about that

2points

#54

Pottermore, a website built around the idea of community with other fans of Harry Potter, forbids the use of the website for any communication with other members of the website.
It also forbids the use of multiple languages in your text or art, which is interesting considering Harry Potter itself requires use of multiple languages (like Latin or Parseltongue, for example).

BikerMurse Report

Final score:

17points

A very bored panda 1 year ago

Hmm. The part about one language only is really weird.

3points

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#55

Upon applying for a driver's license for the first time. One of the many "initial here" pages actually is for you relinquishing your right to operate a motor vehicle without a license.

Basically if you've never had a license...you have the God given right, protected by U.S. law, to travel by any means you please, without being stopped unless suspected of a crime.

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Final score:

17points

rspanther 1 year ago

Sounds like something a sovereign citizen would say.

27points

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#56

When it first came out, Windows 10 EULA had in it "We WILL share your personal information with third parties" Not "In some cases" or "as needed by law", it said "we WILL"

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Final score:

15points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

because you want to install windows because...?

0points

#57

Basically, if you spend any money on Epic Games Store, they can take away the product without giving you a reason or a refund at any moment. Same applies for Steam.

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Final score:

15points

TotallyNOTaFox 1 year ago

I don't know if Epic does that (I never buy on there), but there are games that got removed from Steam but still are playable in my library

8points

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#58

A lot of times you’re agreeing to mandatory arbitration. That means that if there was a problem with your product, you can’t legally sue that company after agreeing to the Terms and Conditions.

Instead, you have to go through arbitration. Most times, the company will choose and pay for the arbitrator. So that company-paid arbitrator will listen to both sides and then make a decision based on what they heard. They oftentimes will rule for the side that signs their paychecks (the company). If they rule for the injured party too often? They may not be used as an arbitrator for that company again.

TLDR: you can’t always sue due to the Terms and Conditions

Final score:

15points

Timmy Pillinger 1 year ago

Not in the UK

4points

#59

Ts and Cs for a cinema in the UK. After purchasing a ticket and choosing your seat/seats the cinema doesn't guarantee you the seats you have chosen will be available and you are encouraged to find a different seat if the one on your ticket is taken.

Final score:

14points

Chucky Cheezburger 1 year ago

If you're paying extra to choose your seat, then that's a crock of bull stuff.

9points

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#60

Apple’s terms and conditions have plenty of jokes in them. They even made one about faking the moon landing.

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Final score:

14points

General Ratto 1 year ago

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#61

Once I installed an App, I think it was a game, asked me to edit, add, delete or format everything from my google drive.

NOPE.

Final score:

14points

#62

Ubisoft owns anything and everything you create in any of their games and reserves the right to record any gameplay from any of their games for use as promotional material.

Final score:

14points

#63

I read parts of Tik Tok’s privacy policy. They can use your IP, Sim Card data, and other stuff “literally that vague”

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Final score:

14points

Carrie Whitaker 1 year ago

And give it right over to the government in China as well.

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#64

Technically Steam owns any and all games that you "purchase" from them. What you purchase is basically a copy of one of their games, and they reserve the right to access your library and do whatever.

Final score:

13points

Monday 1 year ago

Yeah, but that one is rather obvious. You have the game through the client, so if the client ever shuts down you lose the games too. It's the same for Eshops on consoles. Eventually that console will "die" and the shop will be shut down, leaving you unable to download those games again.

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#65

There was a Windows update about 15-20 years ago that had a clause buried in the EULA that you agree not to release any benchmarking figures. What really sticks in my mind though is that I used to submit a lot of stories to Slashdot at the time, and for some reason they wouldn't report that. Weird.

Final score:

12points

#66

That even if you haven’t read the terms and conditions you still agree to them. This is pretty common for websites where they are buried in the site, but by going to the homepage you’ve automatically agreed to them.

Final score:

12points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

That's not enforceable, you have to actually perform a deliberate action signifying consent, e.g. checking a checkbox. Then the onus is on them to prove it was YOU who did it, rather than your toddler.

4points

#67

Something about faceapp being able to use my face data unconditionally at anytime or any situation. I dunno I wasn’t paying attention.

SavagedUbsteP Report

Final score:

12points

Debby Keir 1 year ago

Ahh, so that's how china developed facial recognition.

6points

#68

I cannot point out the specific in the TOS but I recently looked up if I could transfer my Steam account in the event that I died.

Apparently, you cannot. The thousands of dollars and the hundred of thousands hours of time cannot be passed on in the event of my death.

BallForce1 Report

Final score:

12points

Monday 1 year ago

Sure it can....all you have to do is leave your login and password with whoever you're passing it on to. Heck steam support will help relatives recover passwords and account names if a user dies, provided you can prove the account belonged to your dead relative.

18points

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#69

Finally my time has arrived!

My friend was trying to get me to start playing this sketchy gacha game, and they actually have the shortest T&C I’ve ever seen, so i took took extra time/brain space reading and comprehending these ones.

Boy was I right to be sketched out.
They basically stated quite explicitly that they print out and keep their users records in physical filing cabinets—as their primary info storage.
This is login information, credit card data, etc. Basically anything connected to and relating to a user account, from what I understood.

I could get maybe keeping physical storage of some things in the case of something happening to digital copies, but not sensitive information like credit card info.
I’m a free player on everything so it wouldn’t affect me personally that much, but i would still have my user info outside a digital database and that makes me uncomfortable.

I would hope it’s illegal, but by agreeing to the ToS I’m pretty sure it makes it legal, bc you are giving your consent to this by proceeding and playing the game, even if you don’t know it.

Haven’t found anything funny yet like agreeing to sell my soul, but this is what stuck out to me.

Final score:

11points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

er personally I trust that more than digital, given how much it is breached these days.

4points

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#70

I had to promise not to report the performance of this software on a blog compared to its rivals.

n_eats_n Report

Final score:

10points

#71

Reddit TOS:

> WHILE REDDIT ATTEMPTS TO MAKE YOUR ACCESS TO AND USE OF OUR SERVICES SAFE, WE DO NOT REPRESENT OR WARRANT THAT OUR SERVICES OR SERVERS ARE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS.

It's not weird in a way that it shouldn't be there, just unexpected.

Also not reddit afaik, but a lot of tos tell they have the right to give certain of your information to companies and Google is ALWAYS there.

Oh and if anyone uses one of those Do Not Track signals, companies don't give a f**k about that and say that in other words in their privacy policies

Ahekahek Report

Final score:

9points

Monday 1 year ago

Makes sense though, if they guaranteed their services and servers were safe and some random user gave you a virus link then you'd have grounds to sue.

7points

#72

Blizztard Entertainment owns what I ever make......

ofc declined that one.

King-Bjorn-of-Asgard Report

Final score:

9points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

whatever you make WHERE? in the game?

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#73

I refused to install both What's app and Pokemon go because, as far as I understood it, they intended to access everything in my phone and do "whatever they liked" with that information.

-piecemaker Report

Final score:

8points

Thorsten Massow 1 year ago

In our town in Germany (Hamburg), schools and teachers are not allowed to use WhatsApp for communication among each others or with parents because of this.

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#74

Read the Terms and Conditions on my new Samsung a few years back. When listing what external damages they were not responsible for - natural disasters, dropping, etc - I swear on my life that "acts of God" was one of the listed ones.

iplaytoomuchdnd Report

Final score:

8points

Adam Pokorny 1 year ago

It is a legal term for unforeseen events such as natural disasters

8points

Jonas Grinevičius

Storytelling, journalism, and art are a core part of who I am. I've been writing and drawing ever since I could walk—there is nothing else I'd rather do. My formal education, however, is focused on politics, philosophy, and economics because I've always been curious about the gap between the ideal and the real. At work, I'm a Senior Writer and I cover a broad range of topics that I'm passionate about: from psychology and changes in work culture to healthy living, relationships, and design. In my spare time, I'm an avid hiker and reader, enjoy writing short stories, and love to doodle. I thrive when I'm outdoors, going on small adventures in nature. However, you can also find me enjoying a big mug of coffee with a good book (or ten) and entertaining friends with fantasy tabletop games and sci-fi movies.

Storytelling, journalism, and art are a core part of who I am. I've been writing and drawing ever since I could walk—there is nothing else I'd rather do. My formal education, however, is focused on politics, philosophy, and economics because I've always been curious about the gap between the ideal and the real. At work, I'm a Senior Writer and I cover a broad range of topics that I'm passionate about: from psychology and changes in work culture to healthy living, relationships, and design. In my spare time, I'm an avid hiker and reader, enjoy writing short stories, and love to doodle. I thrive when I'm outdoors, going on small adventures in nature. However, you can also find me enjoying a big mug of coffee with a good book (or ten) and entertaining friends with fantasy tabletop games and sci-fi movies.

Austėja Akavickaitė

Austėja is a Photo Editor at Bored Panda with a BA in Photography.

Austėja is a Photo Editor at Bored Panda with a BA in Photography.

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martin734 1 year ago

I don't know about the USA, but in the UK consumer and employment rights supersede contract clauses. If any clause in a contract tries to take away or counters any statutory rights or entitlements then that contract clause becomes null and void. A contract cannot take away any rights you are entitled to by law.

12points

Emma S 1 year ago (edited)

Thank you! I'm a law graduate in the UK and get frustrated that people think they can add whatever clauses they like to a contract and it's legal as long as it's signed. No you can't put a waiver into a contract saying that the other person can't sue you for any reason as this is illegal. Same with premises that will sometimes put up signs saying we accept no responsibility for any injuries caused. Not going to stand up in court should someone be injured as a result of negligence and neither should it. Rant over. 😆

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JP Doyle 1 year ago

My very first auto insurance policy from AAA had a small print clause that stated in event of nuclear war my vehicle was not covered for any damage caused by nuclear fallout or acid rain caused by nuclear fallout. It said I was only fully covered if my vehicle was totally destroyed by a nuclear explosion...

12points

Daria 1 year ago

That I'm OK with a doctor accidentally puncturing my stomach during the gastrofibroscopy, and agree not to sue. It ended well, but I decided against further visits to that clinic.

7points

Old Roadie 1 year ago

Yikes! I've lost 3 family to doctor errors, and 1 dear friend. That clause is disturbing.

4points

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A very bored panda 1 year ago

This makes me wonder… what are Boredpanda’s terms and conditions?

5points

Ruth Hempsey 1 year ago

If they told you they'd have to kill you. 😈

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Kat Nt 1 year ago

House shopping. My contact with my realtor said she would get my current house if I did not purchase a new home within x days.

5points

Old Roadie 1 year ago

Ooh. Which realtor?

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Tacet 1 year ago

Do appreciate that they work both ways. A dude got sent a a credit card application or some such read through the t&C's and ammended it to have no interest and no fee and sent it in. He was sent a card then took them to court when they charged him. He won as the judge ruled that they sent him a card therefore they agreed to the revised contract.

4points

Lara Verne 1 year ago (edited)

One hairstylist school had interesting terms and conditions that anyone who wanted to study there has to sign. Basically, teachers could give students haircuts and dye their hair as they see fit. There wasn't any dress/hair code, they did it so students could represent school. Problem was, these haircuts were sometimes pretty extravagant, and did not always suit the students' tastes.

3points

Bluetoyou 1 year ago

At a school district I worked for highly encouraged auto deposit on our paychecks. In the fine print it said they were allowed access to our bank accounts and had the right to withdraw money at any time. I did not sign it even though I was highly pressured to do so. Another district put heaving restrictions on what sites our computers could access. I understand porn sites and explicit images from school kids but a whole lot of sites that I used for educational purposes were blocked. I later found out from a campus tech the porn sites were not restricted on any of the admin's computers. Hmmmmm....... we were also given a perk of life insurance by the district. If your business offers this see who the beneficiary is. Read the fine print. Just saying.

3points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

Guess I am going to be reading that stuff from now on.

3points

Bink Bork 1 year ago (edited)

I read the fine print on Windows Vista. There was a clause that stated that all paid services which run on Microsoft products contractually must function even if no product code is entered to register the product. There was another clause that stated in the case of breach of contract, the contract was null and void. It also stated the maximum damages one could sue for was the cost of the windows license on the affect machine(s). Back then Netflix used to run solely on MS Silverlight, a browser extension made specifically by Microsoft for playing DRM content. Netflix, a paid service, would not load on an unregistered copy of windows Vista because Silverlight disallowed it. MS was in breach of contact and liable for damages above the cost of the license for windows on the affect machine. When I pointed this out to their legal team, they pulled all of my licenses, about $1,000 worth, and subsequently blacklisted me so that all future licenses that I purchased from them were nullified for 5 years without refund or compensation.

3points

Leo Domitrix 1 year ago

Title should be: When Corporate Lawyers Are Bored... Except the IT stuff, maybe. *Maybe*. ... Still not sure. One ToS I've read just listed in tiny print the text of the US Constitution.

3points

CalicoKitty 1 year ago

A lot of examples here of TOS letting tech companies do anything with all your data, keystrokes, etc. At this point in time all major tech companies are doing it - if you're on any social media (which you are, presumably, reading this), then congrats! Everything you do online is probably being monitored by multiple corporations <3

3points

Monday 1 year ago

Joke's on them! My life is incredibly boring!

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T5n 1 year ago

A Pearls Before Swine comic on fine print had the fine print of “and you further agree to fight an angry Bonobo monkey, who may or may not be armed.” Comic from 10/23/2010

2points

tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 1 year ago

From now on, I'm reading the ToS/T&C

2points

rodger coghlan 1 year ago

An insurance company put a notice towards the end of a contract that said: The 1st person to send us this "stuff,stuff" paragraph they will send them $10,000 expecting that it would be forever (if ever) and that they would publish a hint after 10 years. Someone found and replied in the 1st 3 months -- they did pay out

1point

John Dilligaf 1 year ago

enlisting in the US military and think you're only signing up for 4 yrs (the usual contract time)? Nope - you just signed up for 8 yrs; 4 in "active service" and 4 in the "inactive reserve", during which time they can call you back if they think they need to. Also- think you're retired and done with it at 20 yrs? Still nope - the military reserves the right to recall you to active duty if they think they need to.

1point

Jody Whitmarsh 1 year ago (edited)

I'm concerned about the zombie clauses.. why are there even zombie clauses??!!

1point

Kevin J. Henning 1 year ago

It's probably lawyers in the the USA that started the damn things.

1point

Jessica N 1 year ago

I had to sign like 5 pages of clauses including a full page of "what-ifs" and write in what organs could be removed during surgery without them stopping surgery to wake me up. I had ovarian cancer at 35 and ostrich'd the symptoms for over a year, was losing an ovary, 2 fallopian tubes (i already had a tubal ligation so no big deal), my appendix and my 10 lb tumor. Ended up having gallbladde and a few inches of intestine taken too. I ok'd everything in abdomen except for my bladder and colon, those I'd want to make informed decision on. Also when i had my kids the doctor wouldn't see you until you signed a paper stating that if anything happened during delivery you couldn't sue. I wasn't upset with the doctor...i was upset with the people whose frivolous lawsuits make these forms necessary. Just like hot coffee at McDonald's. If your child has fetal alcohol syndrome it's not caused by the cord being around neck. Which happens in 25% of deliveries btw, they just don't tell you or panic.

1point

GB 1 year ago

Contrary to popular belief, that McDonald's/coffee lawsuit wasn't frivolous. I have a lawyer friend who was on the plaintiff's team. He told me that the physical damage was grotesque; that the 79-year old woman had third degree burns on her thighs and required skin grafting. What made it so egregious was that McDonald's had previously been warned/cited for the temperature of their coffee, but they didn't lower it.

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Joshua Stovall 1 year ago

I read the fine print on windows visa. There was a clause that stated that all paid services which run on Microsoft products contractually must finction even if no product code is entered to register the product. There was another clause that stated unless they were in breach of contract, the maximum damages one could sue for was the cost of the windows license on the affect machine(s). Back then Netflix used to run on MS Silverlight, a browser extension. Netflix, a paid service, would not load on an unregistered copy of windows visa. MS was in breach of contact and liable for damages above the cost of the license for windows on the affect machine. When pointed this out to their legal team, they pulled all of my licenses, about $1,000 worth, and subsequently blacklisted me so that all future licenses that I purchased from them were nullified for 5 years withoutn reimbursement.

1point

alithenewmc 1 year ago

Number 5- all Canadian "loto" winnings require you to answer a math test. Any time it's a gift at random. When I worked at Victoria's Secret, we'd sometimes give out gift cards with purchase, and we had to ask everyone to answer a math question first- so many people complained. Technically, even to claim your free donut from Roll up the Rim, or fries from McDonald's monopoly, you're supposed to do it. And of course, the real lottery too.

0points

oscar Carserud 1 year ago

32 because java is not fault tolerant. But you can use erlang

0points

Brandon Parisien 1 year ago

South Park did an episode on this.....I liked the end :)

0points

martin734 1 year ago

I don't know about the USA, but in the UK consumer and employment rights supersede contract clauses. If any clause in a contract tries to take away or counters any statutory rights or entitlements then that contract clause becomes null and void. A contract cannot take away any rights you are entitled to by law.

12points

Emma S 1 year ago (edited)

Thank you! I'm a law graduate in the UK and get frustrated that people think they can add whatever clauses they like to a contract and it's legal as long as it's signed. No you can't put a waiver into a contract saying that the other person can't sue you for any reason as this is illegal. Same with premises that will sometimes put up signs saying we accept no responsibility for any injuries caused. Not going to stand up in court should someone be injured as a result of negligence and neither should it. Rant over. 😆

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JP Doyle 1 year ago

My very first auto insurance policy from AAA had a small print clause that stated in event of nuclear war my vehicle was not covered for any damage caused by nuclear fallout or acid rain caused by nuclear fallout. It said I was only fully covered if my vehicle was totally destroyed by a nuclear explosion...

12points

Daria 1 year ago

That I'm OK with a doctor accidentally puncturing my stomach during the gastrofibroscopy, and agree not to sue. It ended well, but I decided against further visits to that clinic.

7points

Old Roadie 1 year ago

Yikes! I've lost 3 family to doctor errors, and 1 dear friend. That clause is disturbing.

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A very bored panda 1 year ago

This makes me wonder… what are Boredpanda’s terms and conditions?

5points

Ruth Hempsey 1 year ago

If they told you they'd have to kill you. 😈

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Kat Nt 1 year ago

House shopping. My contact with my realtor said she would get my current house if I did not purchase a new home within x days.

5points

Old Roadie 1 year ago

Ooh. Which realtor?

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Tacet 1 year ago

Do appreciate that they work both ways. A dude got sent a a credit card application or some such read through the t&C's and ammended it to have no interest and no fee and sent it in. He was sent a card then took them to court when they charged him. He won as the judge ruled that they sent him a card therefore they agreed to the revised contract.

4points

Lara Verne 1 year ago (edited)

One hairstylist school had interesting terms and conditions that anyone who wanted to study there has to sign. Basically, teachers could give students haircuts and dye their hair as they see fit. There wasn't any dress/hair code, they did it so students could represent school. Problem was, these haircuts were sometimes pretty extravagant, and did not always suit the students' tastes.

3points

Bluetoyou 1 year ago

At a school district I worked for highly encouraged auto deposit on our paychecks. In the fine print it said they were allowed access to our bank accounts and had the right to withdraw money at any time. I did not sign it even though I was highly pressured to do so. Another district put heaving restrictions on what sites our computers could access. I understand porn sites and explicit images from school kids but a whole lot of sites that I used for educational purposes were blocked. I later found out from a campus tech the porn sites were not restricted on any of the admin's computers. Hmmmmm....... we were also given a perk of life insurance by the district. If your business offers this see who the beneficiary is. Read the fine print. Just saying.

3points

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

Guess I am going to be reading that stuff from now on.

3points

Bink Bork 1 year ago (edited)

I read the fine print on Windows Vista. There was a clause that stated that all paid services which run on Microsoft products contractually must function even if no product code is entered to register the product. There was another clause that stated in the case of breach of contract, the contract was null and void. It also stated the maximum damages one could sue for was the cost of the windows license on the affect machine(s). Back then Netflix used to run solely on MS Silverlight, a browser extension made specifically by Microsoft for playing DRM content. Netflix, a paid service, would not load on an unregistered copy of windows Vista because Silverlight disallowed it. MS was in breach of contact and liable for damages above the cost of the license for windows on the affect machine. When I pointed this out to their legal team, they pulled all of my licenses, about $1,000 worth, and subsequently blacklisted me so that all future licenses that I purchased from them were nullified for 5 years without refund or compensation.

3points

Leo Domitrix 1 year ago

Title should be: When Corporate Lawyers Are Bored... Except the IT stuff, maybe. *Maybe*. ... Still not sure. One ToS I've read just listed in tiny print the text of the US Constitution.

3points

CalicoKitty 1 year ago

A lot of examples here of TOS letting tech companies do anything with all your data, keystrokes, etc. At this point in time all major tech companies are doing it - if you're on any social media (which you are, presumably, reading this), then congrats! Everything you do online is probably being monitored by multiple corporations <3

3points

Monday 1 year ago

Joke's on them! My life is incredibly boring!

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T5n 1 year ago

A Pearls Before Swine comic on fine print had the fine print of “and you further agree to fight an angry Bonobo monkey, who may or may not be armed.” Comic from 10/23/2010

2points

tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 1 year ago

From now on, I'm reading the ToS/T&C

2points

rodger coghlan 1 year ago

An insurance company put a notice towards the end of a contract that said: The 1st person to send us this "stuff,stuff" paragraph they will send them $10,000 expecting that it would be forever (if ever) and that they would publish a hint after 10 years. Someone found and replied in the 1st 3 months -- they did pay out

1point

John Dilligaf 1 year ago

enlisting in the US military and think you're only signing up for 4 yrs (the usual contract time)? Nope - you just signed up for 8 yrs; 4 in "active service" and 4 in the "inactive reserve", during which time they can call you back if they think they need to. Also- think you're retired and done with it at 20 yrs? Still nope - the military reserves the right to recall you to active duty if they think they need to.

1point

Jody Whitmarsh 1 year ago (edited)

I'm concerned about the zombie clauses.. why are there even zombie clauses??!!

1point

Kevin J. Henning 1 year ago

It's probably lawyers in the the USA that started the damn things.

1point

Jessica N 1 year ago

I had to sign like 5 pages of clauses including a full page of "what-ifs" and write in what organs could be removed during surgery without them stopping surgery to wake me up. I had ovarian cancer at 35 and ostrich'd the symptoms for over a year, was losing an ovary, 2 fallopian tubes (i already had a tubal ligation so no big deal), my appendix and my 10 lb tumor. Ended up having gallbladde and a few inches of intestine taken too. I ok'd everything in abdomen except for my bladder and colon, those I'd want to make informed decision on. Also when i had my kids the doctor wouldn't see you until you signed a paper stating that if anything happened during delivery you couldn't sue. I wasn't upset with the doctor...i was upset with the people whose frivolous lawsuits make these forms necessary. Just like hot coffee at McDonald's. If your child has fetal alcohol syndrome it's not caused by the cord being around neck. Which happens in 25% of deliveries btw, they just don't tell you or panic.

1point

GB 1 year ago

Contrary to popular belief, that McDonald's/coffee lawsuit wasn't frivolous. I have a lawyer friend who was on the plaintiff's team. He told me that the physical damage was grotesque; that the 79-year old woman had third degree burns on her thighs and required skin grafting. What made it so egregious was that McDonald's had previously been warned/cited for the temperature of their coffee, but they didn't lower it.

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Joshua Stovall 1 year ago

I read the fine print on windows visa. There was a clause that stated that all paid services which run on Microsoft products contractually must finction even if no product code is entered to register the product. There was another clause that stated unless they were in breach of contract, the maximum damages one could sue for was the cost of the windows license on the affect machine(s). Back then Netflix used to run on MS Silverlight, a browser extension. Netflix, a paid service, would not load on an unregistered copy of windows visa. MS was in breach of contact and liable for damages above the cost of the license for windows on the affect machine. When pointed this out to their legal team, they pulled all of my licenses, about $1,000 worth, and subsequently blacklisted me so that all future licenses that I purchased from them were nullified for 5 years withoutn reimbursement.

1point

alithenewmc 1 year ago

Number 5- all Canadian "loto" winnings require you to answer a math test. Any time it's a gift at random. When I worked at Victoria's Secret, we'd sometimes give out gift cards with purchase, and we had to ask everyone to answer a math question first- so many people complained. Technically, even to claim your free donut from Roll up the Rim, or fries from McDonald's monopoly, you're supposed to do it. And of course, the real lottery too.

0points

oscar Carserud 1 year ago

32 because java is not fault tolerant. But you can use erlang

0points

Brandon Parisien 1 year ago

South Park did an episode on this.....I liked the end :)

0points

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