Stairway to Hastings.

That is really, really nice.

I'm guessing they were going to a costume party?

I wonder how many times that has happened to him?

Still looking for those droids...

Was it No Pants Day?

I can just visualize the entire compartment listening with horrified fascination - Don't really want to know, but cant bear to stop listening & get off at their stops. XD

D A M N the woman hoped you wouldnt notice

Them: *stares* Lady: 0.0 Them: *raises eyebrow in a demand of explanation* Lady: I was going to tell you- Lady: *sees their gaze* Lady: OK FINE I WAS HOPING YOUD THINK A BIRD SHAT ON YOU

Better than a drooling man with a pipe I guess.

You got Müllered

It could have been a whole lot worse!

lol

Well this made me laugh. Sounds like something out of the Flying Circus! LOL

..and then? Who would eat sloppy yogurt oon a train anyhow.. especially if standing up with crowds around ..and under?

i snorted lol

She meant it

A lick is necessary

you spelled yogurt wrong...

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Lesson there. Give a lady your seat.

Faredodger....

Love this!!

Wha-

LVL 999 - spot who's missing their leg

Dimception

Confused vampire makes first attempt at modern transportation

No matter how hard I try, I will never achieve that level of eccentricity.

Dog farts are bad enough, but with added Egg niff. Nasty nasty whiff.

Aaawww - that is so cute!

This kind of reminds me when me and a friend visited London, took the train on sunday night to go for dinner, around 6.30pm. The guy next to us, full suit and briefcase, pulled out a tiny notebook, draw an airplane and then put the notebook back in the briefcase. Thought that was a little odd but didn't think about it more until the next evening. We were going back to Sweden and was in the check-in at the airport, when the lady behind the desk said we weren't booked on that flight (the flight was leaving 6.30pm). Couldn't understand why, so frantically browsing our ticket just to find out WE BOOKED OURSELVES ON THE EXACT same time but the DAY BEFORE!!! THE TIME THE GUY ON THE METRO DRAW AN AIRPLANE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! For some reason we'd booked our hotel for the correct amount of days, but messed up the flightbooking. Still gives me the shivers...

He was trying to look more a-peel-ling.

Bwahahahaha! :D

Someone I know brought his house phone to the pub once. He was rightly mocked mercilessly for it.

How can you get mad at Terry Pratchett? Oh, wait... He wasn't an MP, was he?

Been there done that - once, working as a hotel manager in a v posh hotel that was hosting a society wedding this particular day - lived 30 minutes away and was late, rushed out of the door in my morning suit and Sandals ...... thankfully, someone found a pair of shoes that fitted.

Well that sounds fishy...

I wanted to wedge a cheesy pun in here, I couldn't let it brie

an apple a day keeps the doctor away...for the rest, she got the knife

I'm confused b/c it's Energizer that has the bunny not duracell.

Don' t mess with the Polish, especially polish women

🎵Her name is Margo🎵

That man must be Mr. Bean.

What bus are you taking.

Trouserless Confrontation- my new indie band

This girl? disaster-girl.jpg

I guess he had no web.

Seaside rock - type of hardy candy, usually minty.

this is a type of convesation i would have with my friend

Those were oh so fancy when I was a kid!

for those of you too lazy to google, gilipollas basically means douchebag/idiot/asshole in Spanish! :)