ADVERTISEMENT

Traveling teaches you that no matter where you go and who you meet, you will be able to relate to those people at least on some level. Certain thoughts, emotions, and habits are simply universal.

So Reddit user Broken__Defraculator posted a question on the platform, inviting everyone to list the things we all do or experience but, for one reason or another, don't talk about in public.

#1

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) When hot in bed, we don’t just throw the covers off. We stick out a single leg….except we don’t just “dangle” it outside the covers, we wrap it around the duvet and kinda clamp it back down.

No one has ever shown us how to do this. No one ever taught us to do this. No one has ever discussed this. We just all do it.

The_fury_2000 Report

#2

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) One weird little thing we all do but rarely talk about is replaying imaginary arguments or conversations in our heads, often coming up with the perfect comeback we wish we'd said at the time.

PonyPornThrowaway478 , Miriam Alonso Report

#3

The farts that roll up your v*gina are pretty weird.

giggells Report

#4

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) Pretending not to see someone you know in public to avoid that awkward “hi” moment. We all do it, don’t lie.

MistressOfArousal , Ralph Chang Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#5

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) Withessing some (random) person doing something really embarassing to themself and actively choosing/doing our best to ignore it and moving on. This is empathy.

RedeRules770:

At work once this lady bent over to grab her purse and whatnot. I happened to be facing away from her and she tooted, just a little one. She said “oh! Excuse me!” I turned around with a confused look and said “for what?” She looked SO RELIEVED and said “oh, never mind”
She’ll never know that I know.

rci_ancilla , Kaique Rocha Report

#6

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) When a random embarrassing/cringe memory floods the mind and the best you can do is try to blurt out some incoherent words, sounds, melody to distract yourself.

C_jk , Andrea Piacquadio Report

#7

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) Make up excuses to get out of invitations to social gatherings and other events you don't want to attend.

Wild_Offer8678 , KATRIN BOLOVTSOVA Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#8

When you snap out of a daydream while you’re driving and quickly check all your mirrors as if you might catch a glimpse of a huge accident you caused. Then wonder how the hell did I drive this far and can’t remember.

TheDrKirk Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#9

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) When you're pooping in a public bathroom and strategically plan your exit for when it's empty so no one associates you with the smell of poop or farts you might have unleashed.

agent-assbutt , RDNE Stock project Report

#10

Anyone else having entire conversations with themselves? Like, full on talking at the 2nd person, like you're talking with someone else and trying to explain something? Sometimes even out loud (but in whispers so you don't look like your insane. Then you realize you're whispering to yourself and you look even more insane). Or am I just really lonely?

Even weirder, for me it happens in another language. I'm not English native, but I start talking with myself and arguing in english.

Also, do you guys/girls move when you're talking? On the phone, for example. I can't stand still. I'm literally walking circles around my own room. Sooner or later I'm gonna start digging out trenches like some Looney tunes cartoon. This also happens when talking by myself. It's like moving my body allows me to think and explain better.

InteractionIll5071 Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#11

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) Picking our noses. I mean, c'mon. Sometimes a tiny, golden morsel is stuck in just that one irritating spot where you can feel it for minutes - or hours - and there's no Kleenex in the vicinity. So up goes the finger and out comes the booger. Flick it, eat it, wipe it on your jeans. Whatever. Gotta get rid of it.

Graphite-and-Glitter , Yan Krukau Report

#12

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) Disgustingly brutal intrusive thoughts. The ones that would shatter your world if it happened.

Fatchance82 , Ron Lach Report

#13

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) Look at other people's food as waiters bring it to their table at a restaurant.

felcher_650 , Luis C. Tavera Report

#14

I feel like deja vu isn't discussed often enough. Not the "this feels like something I've been through" but legitimate "I had this exact dream and now it's happening". We all have that s**t and no one talks about it.

metatron121 Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#15

Before going to sleep, check how much sleep time you have.

AccurateTea7059 Report

#16

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) Picking our underwear out of our a*s crack.

shavemejesus , Anastasia Report

#17

The gross feeling of sitting on a toilet seat after someone else warned it up.

adams_burner_account Report

#18

How much middle of the night calf cramps f*****g hurt.

Captain_Comic Report

#19

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) The things we smell sometimes. Our own farts. Our hands after scratching an itch in your pants....we all do it when we are alone. It's actually biologically ingrained in us to "like" that smell. Our brains give us a little dopamine for checking....if the smell is off we know something is wrong.

To_Fight_The_Night , Mint_Images Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#20

The little shake we do when we get under a cold cozy blanket.

Such a privilege.

eccentriccity Report

#21

Wiping your a**e then looking at the paper.

Popular_Upstairs_777 Report

#22

Putting the last chunk of deodorant back on after it falls on the floor.

bluebearthree Report

#23

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) When we accidentally spit on someone when talking and all act like nothing happened.

potsgotme:

And you can still feel it on your arm and you wait til they look away so you can wipe it even though you both know they just f**king spit on you while locking eyes.

MaggiePuffxoxo , Ketut Subiyanto Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#24

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) Hearing a weird brief tone in one ear.

galloping_spider:
The aliens tuning in.

UncoolSlicedBread:
When I was little, I would pretend that it was my spidey sense picking up on bad guys somewhere.
As an adult, I prefer that it’s my spidey sense picking up on bad guys somewhere.

raginghappy , Mark Paton Report

#25

The secret thrill of being the first person to use a new jar of peanut butter, and sliding in the butter knife with grace and care to carve out a perfectly-formed morsel of legumic joy.

Glade_Runner Report

#26

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) Pulling your phone out and fake checking it to act as a cover story for turning around because you forgot something or started walking the wrong way.

Genic , LinkedIn Sales Navigator Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#27

Don't pee in the dream bathroom.

techturnip Report

#28

Trying to catch your reflection in a window as you walk past to see if your hair is ok.

roxie_road Report

#29

“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers) Having an itch right on my palm and using my teeth to scratch it.

logged1n , Tiana Report

#31

Finally loosening that bit of food stuck in our teeth and either getting sweet revenge by biting down on it and swallowing it or getting it loose and awkwardly rooting around in our mouth until the frustrating realization hits that we already swallowed it and there will be no vengeance.

pantheonslayer Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#32

That weird smell you get from your childhood but can never find or replicate if you wanted to. Mine reminds me of white school floors with little black dots all over.

Electrical_Ad9727 Report

#33

Talking to ourselves in moments of solitude.

EmpressLexi Report

#34

Well I think its so weird if you just say goodbye and then walk in the same direction.

Icy-Library-1828 Report

#36

Slowly closing the fridge door to see when the lights turn off.

aHunterMustHuntt Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#37

Testing if your voice still works after not speaking for a prolonged time...

c0m0d0re Report

#38

Knowing when someone is looking at us.

pcanelos Report

#39

Going to the bathroom to check a wet fart.....

One_Indication6395 Report

#40

The sheer joy of talking off a pair of jeans when getting home. (I guess it doesn’t apply to people who enjoy wearing jeans inside, though..).

lolbemad Report

Note: this post originally had 66 images. It’s been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes.