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isabellepeppergreen , Anna Tarazevich Report

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies My proportions are all over the place.

I used to study art. In drawing class, we had to study human proportions using our hands in strange positions and our bodies in front of a mirror. I got a bad grade, was told that my proportions were wrong. I had to go show the teacher that, yes, my thighs are unusually long, my pinkies abnormally short etc.

My grade was changed.

Final score:

236points

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Alexia 7 months ago

Wow. Congrats for standing up for yourself

116points

I have 5 nipples. 3 on the right, 2 on the left. I call the unpaired one Lonely Tim. The others do not get names as they do not need them. They have eachother.

Richard-Conrad Report

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230points

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Show Thyself 7 months ago

Witch!

68points

It’s hard to pinpoint what is normal in terms of bodies. The easiest way to explain it is that which is usual, typical and expected. But that’s based on statistics.

And since subjectivity is a thing, there can be a different normal for everyone depending on their condition, situation and experience.

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I have very high pain tolerance but can’t deal with tshirt tags scratching my neck

Autism is funny sometimes.

_manicpixie , Alexey Demidov Report

Final score:

193points

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Kinetics Loves Apples 7 months ago

It's the same with Fibromyalgia!! Wow, so glad I'm not alone.

62points

Lost my lower legs, from about mid-tibia. Now I stomp around in carbon fiber and titanium, have great parking options, and I'm generally snake proof.

Synthetics_66 Report

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187points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 7 months ago

Not if you play Oregon Trail. Those rattlesnakes don't care what your parts are made out of.

77points

saltwater-915 , Robina Weermeijer Report

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I have 3 kidneys. 2 that tried to kill me and one that I received from an unknown hero.

Final score:

168points

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Say No to Downvoting 7 months ago

To the two that tried to kill you: You bastards!

67points

insaneantics21 , Polina Tankilevitch Report

Following this definition, you’d think there has to be some sort of, say, average height, average weight and average anything else.

That holds true for situations in which, say, most folks have 5 fingers, but that one person has 6. But then you have something like weight, which has a norm, but it’s based on your height, as per the body mass index.

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I know what human spinal fluid tastes like.

Last year, a sinus specialist discovered I had a 7mm hole in the wall between my left sinus cavity and my cranial cavity. No clue exactly how long it’s been there but I’ve had a “runny nose” as long as I can remember. It was spinal fluid. Very salty. Got it patched up and after some insane headaches while my cranial cavity regulated the pressure, I’m doing much better.

Edit: I’ve seen replies of people having the same symptoms. I highly encourage you to see a specialist because CSF (cerebrospinal fluid) leaks are how meningitis can happen. Tell your doctor that the liquid is clear and watery and has a very salty taste. Those are the hallmarks of CSF.

Final score:

157points

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Bewitched One 7 months ago

It's very very salty

37points

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies White freckles (im black).

amethystrox , Yelena Odintsova Report

Final score:

142points

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BoredPossum 7 months ago

Cool.

54points

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies My sweat is extra acidic. I can fully rust guitar strings in a week or 2, and have eaten holes on 2 laptops where I rest my hands, both happened within a year of use.

BeautyKatt_ , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

141points

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BoredPossum 7 months ago

And your superhero name is... Sweatdude? Acidgirl?

77points

But then again, does having six fingers affect your life in a significant way? Does that entail some sort of debilitating disease or condition? There might be social stigmas, sure, but that’s irrelevant in the grand scheme of things because you are beautiful and amazing and loved.

#10

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies My right ear has a little point at the top… like an elf. My son’s right ear has a notch, like it’s missing the extra I have… weird!

Heardaboutthat , Ksenia Chernaya Report

Final score:

132points

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HeavyMetalHeart 7 months ago

My partner has the same, but we say he’s half Vulcan!

53points

#11

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies My fingerprints have almost faded away. I’m 56, and I can’t use those fingerprint readers for anything. It happened to my mom, and now my 31-year old daughters are going. It’s weird!

feelingmyage , Angela Roma Report

Final score:

123points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 7 months ago

In prison, we had our thumbprint scanned when buying commissary. When they scanned my thumb (after I'd been there several years), it came up that I was someone else, who didn't look a thing like me. After that, I was allowed to use my ID card as proof I was me.

90points

#12

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I have extra pair of ribs, and both of my kidneys are on my right side.

lostbedbug , Giacomo Irrequieto Report

Final score:

117points

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PandaJon 7 months ago

I'm missing 2 ribs and both my kidneys are on the left side. Are you free this Saturday night?

124points

Existing-Bins , Karolina Grabowska Report

For example, obesity is considered by many—professionals included—a chronic and often progressive health problem. At least in Canada, roughly 6 million people are considered obese—that’s 17% of the population—and that alone costs around 4% of the yearly healthcare budget. But while the risk is obvious, it is still just a risk, not a reality.

#13

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies Energy drinks and coffee have very limited effect to the point where I feel sleepy while drinking them.

Final score:

114points

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Sleepy Panda 7 months ago

Sounds like ADHD, stimulants often have the opposite effect which is why we take amphetamines. Meanwhile things like strong antihistamines that make most people drowsy, can make us very hyper.

155points

The_Shitlipz , Karolina Grabowska Report

#14

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies My birthmark is on my inner a*s cheek and it looks like I missed a spot when wiping.

Final score:

112points

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Peppy 7 months ago

Umm☺️ I have the same

21points

#15

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I have two uteruses! (uteri, that is).

mwyattf , Anastasia Shuraeva Report

Final score:

112points

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A. HAM 7 months ago

TWOterus.

163points

tuzdayschild 7 months ago

You win. Definitely the best name for it.

20points

Mocha the Lion 7 months ago

LETS GIVE THIS PANDA A ROUND OF APPLAUSE

14points

Cue The Rimshot 7 months ago

CUE THE RIMSHOT

2points

Eroe Infinito 7 months ago

A female tutor lol

2points

Jessica Shookhoff 7 months ago

I stand and applaud you. That was fine indeed.

0points

Alicia M 7 months ago

You have my sympathies. One is enough trouble. I don't even want to imagine a menstrual cycle with two uteruses.

11points

Scott Rackley 7 months ago

My sister does as well, and delivered two fraternal twins, one in each.

9points

Ansi 7 months ago (edited)

So pregnant at the same time? Cool. 👍 Edit, I misunderstood. She got two couples of twins and was first pregnant in one uterus and the second time pregnant in the other.

0points

Swastik34 7 months ago

Double pain ?? :O

7points

Meowzers! 7 months ago

Uterus Didelphys. I had this until I had to have a total hysterectomy. 2 uterus and 4 ovaries all meshed together by endometriosis that pulled my ovaries around and flex them together (kissing ovaries). I couldn't have kids as my wombs were too small to carry past 5 months. Though the endometriosis made it impossible for me to fall pregnant anyway.

6points

Samsquatch & Monko 7 months ago

If you got pregnant would it always be twins?

1point

Ansi 7 months ago

I don't know how that works but I got pregnant in one and 3 years later I got pregnant in the other one. You ovulate diffrent, so you could get pregnant twice and carry siblings with different birthdate.

2points

Silre 7 months ago

I am so sorry

1point

Stephanie Fay 7 months ago

That...sucks.

1point

clairebear 7 months ago

me too!

1point

Ansi 7 months ago

I have this and I swear to God that my period from one is more painful then the other. (Obviously I can't know for sure, but sometimes my periods don't hurt what so ever and sometimes I'm in pain)

0points

Lord of the laserprinter. 7 months ago

All you need now is a Klingon lover. Q’plah.

0points

Lady P 7 months ago

Ditto! Not without its challenges

0points

HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN 7 months ago

I have had multiple discussions recently on the plural of uterus! Another source that agrees with uteri!

0points

Some medical professionals have started finding people who, despite having a problem of obesity, show no health problems associated with it. You know, diabetes, high blood pressure, increased cholesterol and even certain types of cancer. This is what’s known as metabolically healthy obesity, a kind of obesity that doesn’t have associated health problems.

#16

I can wiggle my ears, my pupils, dilate my eyes on command, make my ear drums vibrate to help damper loud noises, but I can't think in pictures and color.

rainbowtick Report

Final score:

112points

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me myself and i (She/Her) 7 months ago

I thought the ear drums thing was normal? my brother and I can both do it. are there pandas who cant?

42points

cripple2493 , World Sikh Organization of Canada Report

#17

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies Woke up paralysed from the chest down one day aged 27.

Spinal MS/Transverse Myelitis - no recovery, none expected but it's so weird that even my neuro is like ''this phenotype is vanishingly rare in Europeans and whatever you're doing seems to be working'' when I ask him for any advice. Looking through local medical records (university access) I can't pinpoint a single person with a case like mine in the last 100 years.

Final score:

110points

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v 7 months ago

''this phenotype is vanishingly rare in Europeans and whatever you're doing seems to be working'' What's actually working? Who's doing it?

60points

all_the_kittermows , RDNE Stock project Report

#18

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I am biologically female. Was born female. Live in a female body.
I am 💯 male at the cellular level. My DNA is male. And I no longer have the blood type I was born with.

Edit: I had a stem cell transplant from a male donor. I have his blood type and DNA now.

Final score:

98points

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CherylTunt 7 months ago (edited)

I don’t think that is correct -The recipient's DNA does not change, but after the transplant, the recipient will have two sets of DNA in their body: their own DNA is found in most of their cells, and the donor’s DNA is found in their blood and immune system cells. This state of having two types of DNA is called “chimerism”, after the hybrid creature from Greek mythology. There is a article about a guys dna changing after a bone marrow transplant https://www.news-medical.net/news/20191210/Transplant-patient-finds-out-his-DNA-has-been-replaced-by-that-of-his-donor.aspx

106points

So, again, what’s normal? Bringing subjectivity into the mix, for people who have physical abnormalities, these things might not necessarily be, or even feel, normal, but they would very likely not feel weirded out by it either.

In that sense, weird is the new normal and everyone has their own.

#19

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I was born with a webbed hand. Had a bunch of surgeries to correct it but my hand is smaller than my normal hand and my co workers call me Tiny Paw.

buckeyemountain , Huw Report

Final score:

97points

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Erdot 7 months ago

duuuuude those are some dirty nails.

74points

#20

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies My eyes have been misaligned since birth. I've had two surgeries (one immediately after birth, and one in high school) to try to correct it, but they are still misaligned by about 1 degree (possibly more now considering it's been many years). This means I've never been able to use both of my eyes at once, so I do not have depth perception. People sometimes ask what it's like not having depth perception, and my response is what's it like TO have depth perception??

Until the second surgery I had to wear glasses, but afterwards my eyes were close enough that my brain could automatically choose which one to use based on the distance of whatever I was looking at. This is handy because one of my eyes is near-sighted and the other is far-sighted, so I get the advantages of both.

I'm also double jointed in the hips and can put my feet behind my head, and I walk duck-footed thanks to my weird feet.

Finetales , Andrea Piacquadio Report

Final score:

95points

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Lydsylou (she/her) 7 months ago

So your generally just a very wonky person

52points

#21

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I birthed a FULLY INTACT empty amniotic sack when I gave birth to my son. The doctor looked at me like I shape-shifted into an alien.

Jbrock1233 , Jonathan Borba Report

Final score:

93points

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AUndomiel 7 months ago

So was mine. They let the baby "bake" too long (didn't believe my conception date, etc). Which they realized as soon as the baby broke my uterus. They sent a chunk of *everything* away to be analyzed in hopes they weren't looking at a lawsuit. Thankfully, my daughter was healthy...tho came out the size and disposition of a toddler.

7points

And again, if some layers of society push an agenda where certain out-of-the-ordinaries are considered abnormal, there’s going to be a community or several that are accepting of it. So, the idea of normality is all over the place.

#22

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies My vision is black and white like 1/3 of the time for no reason, doesn't relate to being lightheaded or anything, just weird.

Miallison , Mălina Sîrbu Report

Final score:

87points

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Orang lord 7 months ago

Does it reverse black and white photos into color?

30points

Fluffy-Muffin_ , Mikael Blomkvist Report

#23

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I sneeze when I'm really hungry.

Final score:

82points

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Karolina Dittfeld 7 months ago

I sneeze when I look at the sun ☀️

67points

#24

My body manifests suppressed emotions and stress as debilitating chronic pain.

It’ll be so bad I can’t sleep or think or do anything really, and the only thing that helps is for me to root around in my subconscious for whatever is bothering me emotionally and then cry about it. After I cry, the pain will disappear over the next hour or so, only for the cycle to start again anew the next day, since I’m always stressed or suppressing emotions.

Icanteven______ Report

Final score:

82points

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cerinamroth 7 months ago

"The Body Keeps the Score". It's true. I am in long-term therapy for PTSD and other stuff and when we do body scans, it's clear where I store my feelings: in my jaw, chest, hands and lower legs.

42points

In a philosophical twist—or just a shower thought—if someone does admit that they have an abnormality, and shares it online, after being asked to, that alone kinda sorta feels normal at the same time. Even if they admit that this is a deviation from the norm, sharing how they’re cool with it, and others seeing that it’s weird, yet still feeling normal about it normalizes it. Does that make sense?

#25

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I was getting custom moulded ear plugs made to block out the sound of our next door neighbour and his (at least) 3 different alarms that go off between 02:00 and 05:00.

I have always struggled with the normal foam earplugs, ever quite able to get them to fit properly or having much sound-deadening taking place when I did manage to get them crammed into my lugholes.

The audiologist who was taking the impressions of my ears commented that I have “unusually narrow ear canals”

Guess that explains the problems with other earplugs!

realmofconfusion , Kindel Media Report

Final score:

78points

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Ovata Acronicta 7 months ago

I have narrow ear canals too (although perhaps not unusually so, no idea). In-ear headphones were pretty much impossible until I found relatively thin, very soft foam tips for them - the compression of their form is far more comfortable than even the smallest silicone pieces. I'm uncertain if this is a result of the massive amount of ear infections I had as a child, or...if the ear infections are a result of the canals. Who knows!

23points

#26

I’ll try to sum this up 😂

My biological father has Juvenile Type 1 Diabetes, so autoimmune. I was tested periodically growing up and was never diagnosed with either Type 1 or 2.

Flash forward to having my first child at 25. No gestational diabetes. Second child at 29. Gestational diabetes during my pregnancy. Follow up lab work showed I was back to normal.

Two years later, I rapidly developed severe PSOD. I need an emergency hysterectomy. Lab work shows I’m Type 2. I continued to be Type
2 until another year after that. I landed in the ER in DKA. The ER doctor came charging in my room demanding to know why I wasn’t taking my insulin. I had NO IDEA that i was Type 1. I had gone through a lot of trauma from right before my 2nd child’s birth until moving back home for support. That’s when I landed in the ER. My immune system and pancreas decided they were finished.

It is a major, major struggle.

Conduit-Katie82 Report

Final score:

75points

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CM Peterson 7 months ago

I was absolutely fine up to age 46. I was feeling awful and they did a blood test - my sugar was 500+ (Five times 'normal levels') I joined the Dead Pancreas Societyn that day!

34points

#27

When my anxiety gets bad i don’t have panic attacks or anxiety attacks i just faint. it’s a blessing and a curse because my “anxiety attacks” last a max of 15 seconds but it’s literally impossible to hide. i’ve had to explain to multiple professors that it’s not a d**g overdose because that’s always everyone’s first thought.

ojdidntdoit4 Report

Final score:

75points

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ynyrhydref56 7 months ago

Reminds me of those fainting goats

75points

One last thing: the idea of being abnormal doesn’t have to be a bad thing. It’s like having a super power sometimes. Yes, the body can go through genetic mutations that allow folks to be morbidly flexible, resistant to poison, shock proof or even immune to pain. That last one doesn’t mean you’re invincible, though, so don’t get any bright ideas.

#28

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies If I have an asthma attack in my sleep, I usually dream about it and wake up.

acid-cats , Eren Li Report

Final score:

74points

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The Original Bruno 7 months ago

O how I HATE dreaming about having to pee....

34points

#29

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I can move a vein without touching it on my hand to make it look like a worm is moving.

EvilBanana66 , Angela Roma Report

Final score:

74points

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cerinamroth 7 months ago

I wish I could do that! It would have kept me occupied during exams at school.

22points

#30

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies Everytime I squat my knees crack very loudly.

thatsmybetch , MART PRODUCTION Report

Final score:

73points

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Tobias Reaper 7 months ago

me too but i think thats whats called getting old a bit of WD40 with sort you out

93points

So, what’s something weird that you got on your corporeal vessel in this plane of existence? Share your stories in the comment section below!

And if you’re looking for more content to go through, look no further.

#31

I can’t picture things in my mind. It’s just a blackhole. Always thought it was a figure of speech. Thanks, Aphantasia.

hatestheocean Report

Final score:

71points

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Ashlie Benson 7 months ago

Always wondered how counting sheep helped people sleep. Now I know it's because most people can actually see those sheep to count.

31points

#32

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I have a straight line of freckles from my shoulder, down my arm, to my middle finger.

oOohalloweenqueenoOo , Ron Lach Report

Final score:

66points

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Koala_Tralala 7 months ago

That can be something associated with Blaschko's lines https://www.iflscience.com/you-have-invisible-zebra-stripes-and-theyre-called-lines-of-blaschko-68354

34points

Equal-Blacksmith6730 Report

#33

I have a birthmark in the shape of a t Rex.

Final score:

65points

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Full Name 7 months ago

The whole band or just Marc Bolan?

86points

Repulsive-Break-6937 Report

#34

Coffee has put me to sleep since the first time I tried it when I was 12. Got diagnosed with ADHD 10 years later.

Final score:

62points

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TheRealFrappuchinoTheHedgehogr 7 months ago

Is coffee and ADHD a bad thing just wondering because I have ADHD

19points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#35

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies Ever since my earliest memory I have found the sensation of ANYTHING touching my neck & anywhere near my collar bone area absolutely unbearable. skin-crawling, want to peel out of my body, can't hold still when i think about it unbearable. I can't drive with windows down, I stretch my shirt collars out in my sleep, at the dentist i have to constantly be pulling that little bib that they put on you down away from my neck. I can't even look at someone wearing a turtleneck or a choker or even a tight-ish necklace. It really actually gets in the way of me enjoying a lot of things and is really embarrassing lol. I have tried exposure therapy like wearing things with a somewhat snug fit around my neck or a somewhat tight necklace but I just can't do it. It's awful.

mizzmizeryy , Karolina Grabowska Report

Final score:

59points

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Kinetics Loves Apples 7 months ago

Someone told me once that this means you were hung in a past life.

39points

#36

I was born with one breast a congenital abnormality, I had six kids and breastfeed them all, after having the kids I got saline breast implants and due to being born with a congenital abnormality the government payed a great deal of the costs of surgery, had my implants for 29 years now and love them and love the feeling of not covering up.

missiffy45 Report

Final score:

59points

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Say No to Downvoting 7 months ago

I used to be a lactation consultant - quite a few women out there with one breast that puberty forgot.

32points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#37

I can literally stare anyone down without blinking for several minutes at a time. Freaks people out.

VictimNumber7 Report

Final score:

58points

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Hippopotamuses 7 months ago

Keep away from monkeys and gorillas.

46points

#38

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies If I have to pee really bad I get a sharp pain in my molars.

qOJOb , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

Final score:

56points

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Hippopotamuses 7 months ago

I wonder whether that's where the expression "I have to p**s so bad, my back teeth are floating" comes from?

55points

#39

I have an [epicanthic fold](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epicanthic_fold) but I’m neither Asian nor do I have Down syndrome.

Edit since people are asking about my heritage: Yes, I’m European. No, I did not take (make?) a DNA test. But at least according to my skin color, I’m not from Asian descent or any people that look similar. Neither is anyone in my heritage that I know.

Edit 2: I know this also appears among European people. It’s just not common.

Midnight1899 Report

Final score:

50points

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Mari Laukkanen 7 months ago

I have dem too! I'm from Nordic :) It's weird.

12points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#40

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I have a little stump in my pinky that’s an extra finger. Doctor wrapped thread around it when I was born.

Barnitch , Kevin Malik Report

Final score:

48points

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Andrew Keir 7 months ago

There is evidence that a Glasgow tram conductress in the 1920's had six fingers on each hand - her family couldn't afford to have the 'extra' ones removed at birth (before the NHS). She is said to have found this an advantage when dealing with drunks (Glasgow was then known for drunkenness at weekends) when she'd challenge the more vocal ones with "You're so drunk you think I have six fingers on this hand". The merry citizen would deny this, and their count usually went "Look, there's one - two - three - four - five - Oh god , six" after which they were usually quiet for the rest of the journey.

40points

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#41

I often sneeze when I feel like I’m about to throw up and then the nausea immediately goes away!

yourpaljax Report

Final score:

26points

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 7 months ago

This happens to me sometimes! Not when I’m actually sick but if I’m a little geepy I’ll start to feel really nasty, and then I’ll sneeze and feel all better

5points

Wecanbuildittogether , Alina Vilchenko Report

#42

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies I look like a spider. My long appendages are in direct contrast to my short torso 😩 🕷️.

Final score:

24points

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BoredPossum 7 months ago

And you tell us that on the Web?

33points

#43

I don’t feel any effects of alcohol until I’ve eaten afterward. I’ve never tested the limits, but Ive had 4 shots and 3 beers with no change of how I feel, but as soon as I eat afterwards it hits me all at once and I am completely smoked even if it’s in the morning after.

Own-Park5939 Report

Final score:

24points

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Marianne 7 months ago

I'd really like to know the science behind this one, really really strange.

17points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#44

My eyes are so dark brown that some people think they're black, or that I just have two really big pupils.

Goro-Goro_No_Mi Report

Final score:

24points

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BoredPossum 7 months ago

Me too, but only when I'm furious.

8points

#45

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies Since my foot injury in 2015 I can tell when the weather is going to change in it.

britt_nicole , Towfiqu barbhuiya Report

Final score:

23points

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PandaJon 7 months ago

I had the same thing until I realized I was kicking the radio on my nightstand which was tuned to the weather channel

24points

SoICanStillGetAJob Report

#46

I’ve hiccuped every day since 2007

Edit: this got more traction than I imagined. They aren’t constant all day long, but they happen every day. I’ve gone to some doctors, they ask if I can eat and breathe fine, I say yes, and that’s about it. The only thing that has helped a little is acupuncture! I don’t hiccup QUITE as much. After this long, I don’t mind it all that much. It’s a good ice breaker when I meet people, and a great drinking game when out with friends 😂.

Final score:

23points

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I'm bad at nicknames 7 months ago

A friend was studying acupressure and when I got the hiccups she would say that I have "rebellious stomach chi."

11points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#47

Probably my head shape, having an oblong head is far from fun, I will snap if I hear a "Why the long face" joke one more time😭.

Bolster66 Report

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22points

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Ace 7 months ago

"A horse walks into a bar"...

13points

#48

I wore super pointy shoes all through jr high and my pinky toes stopped growing. They are small and squished into the rest of my foot. Boring, I know.

ontour4eternity Report

Final score:

21points

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Flopsy 7 months ago

Omg! This happens to people? I am so lucky I am unable to walk in anything that is not sneakers!

4points

#49

My legs are longer than my 6’4 fathers and I’m 5’8. So hard to find pants! I can also cross one eye any way I want while keeping one eye looking straight on.

momygawd Report

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21points

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robecca leyden 7 months ago

If this is a female it's usually because we have longer legs than torsos while men tend to have longer torsos.

10points

PossibleExamination1 Report

#50

I don't have a belly button.

Final score:

20points

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David Paterson 7 months ago

God?

25points

#51

I can push my shoulder blades up so that I look like a gargoyle.

jhumph88 Report

Final score:

20points

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BoredPossum 7 months ago

Same here. Great at concerts, nobody pushes into me from behind due to my pointy back.

6points

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#52

I have a botched circumcision. I have 3 skin bridges. Didn’t know I had it till I was 14.

Alex_anders1998 Report

Final score:

20points

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Ace 7 months ago

Very sad. Genital Mutilation in the name of religion or just tradition should be banned.

47points

#53

I have abnormally high arches on my feet. I knew they were high, but I had torn Achilles a couple years ago and every specialist who looked at my feet was like “holy s**t!”.

duzzabear Report

Final score:

20points

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Feathered Dinosaur 7 months ago

You would look amazing in Pointe shoes. I'm a tiny bit jealous

9points

#54

If I inhale through my nose super fast it does something to my ear canals such that it filters out a lot of low frequencies and a good bit of volume. I can basically turn it on/off at will. Comes in quite handy if I forget earplugs at a concert, or if I’m having trouble hearing people talk in a crowded room.

PuppyCocktheFirst Report

Final score:

19points

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 7 months ago

Oooh I wish I had this. I’m easily overstimulated by sound and that would be so useful.

10points

100percentrealfacts Report

#55

Not a joke: I only have one visible testicle. I have something called an ascended testicle iirc where one of my nuts never dropped I guess

I also have a condition called Visual snow where I basically see static in my vision in darker places.

Final score:

18points

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Ace 7 months ago

Undescended, not ascended. I had surgery to correct this aged 9. Only discovered at that age that other boys had two.

14points

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#56

• sneezing when i walk outside when it’s sunny ?

• my head is extremely tender. when someone hugs me and it tugs my hair even a little it hurts

• can open doors with a toes

• i can smell sickness and it grosses me out

• double jointed in arms and thumbs

EDIT: wanted to add i have dark brown eyes for the sneezing thing :).

random_fangirll Report

Final score:

18points

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DE Ray 7 months ago

Smelling sickness isn't that rare, but a lot of people don't know what they're smelling. A lot of diseases smell yeasty, or nutty, or foul. And it seems like most people who can smell different diseases don't necessarily smell them the same, so it's not a great diagnostic. I'm much more impressed by people who can smell snakes, because I can't and have accidentally stepped on more than one while out hiking (obviously I've survived, but very frightening).

17points

#57

When I’m really tired, my hands stop working. Dyspraxia is fun.

Slaidback Report

Final score:

18points

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Karin Nachtkrapp 7 months ago

I guess your body decided you need to sleep NOW!

4points

Conscious-Mess-6557 Report

#58

I have NF1 soooo I have tumors all over under my skin on my nerves 😃👌🏼.

Final score:

17points

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Bewitched One 7 months ago

I know someone with this. I always wondered what caused it but never knew what to google and never wanted to ask and offend her. Sweetest person I've ever met though!!

5points

#59

I can pick stuff up w my feet.

Vikingtender Report

Final score:

17points

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Ovata Acronicta 7 months ago

High foots for everyone else here who can also do this! Please just do not try to hold my foot with your foot like it is a hand (and I won't try to do it to you either).

19points

#60

I have only half a working heart.

Vast-Sail-8351 Report

Final score:

16points

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Michael Largey 7 months ago

When working, my attitude is pretty half-hearted too.

5points

WassupSassySquatch Report

#61

I can pop my thumbs out of their sockets and back. .

Final score:

15points

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Ace 7 months ago

I can do this with my shoulders - no pain or discomfort, I just flex the muscles like _this_ and they pop out and then back in when I relax.

6points

#62

Don’t know how weird it is, but vitiligo.

CorrectCard8489 Report

Final score:

14points

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TheRealFrappuchinoTheHedgehogr 7 months ago

Vitiligo is actually really cool

13points

#63

Went to the doctor one day and found out my left kidney is completely atrophied. It’s below the proper amount of function so they just consider me to have one kidney. Mom said it looks like a shriveled-up piece of burnt bacon on my scans.

Makes a little bit more sense why I sometimes pee blood. I just thought I might be the Kool-Aid man.

kookyfishz Report

Final score:

14points

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Upstaged75 7 months ago

My mom only has one kidney due to having cancer as a 2 year old - back before they even really knew how to treat cancer. I'm lucky to have her!

6points

#64

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

I can also fold my hands in half by folding my fingers into my palm at their main joints.

Edit: I do not have Ehlers Danlos syndrome. Thank you all for your concern. lol.

Gorilla1969 Report

Final score:

13points

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Jayjay 7 months ago

You could have hypermobility? I can fold my legs into a double lotus and then walk on my knees . Hypermobility syndrom is a collagen defect, sometimes caused by allergies which can lead to protein deficiency. If you have it in other joints as well, please check out if you need more protein, because when you grow older it can lead to all kinds of joint problems.

6points

#65

I can crack my toes as many times as I want, with no cooldown.

oxnq Report

Final score:

13points

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ColdSteelRonin 7 months ago

I can do that with my right ankle but it's not a good thing

3points

#66

Club thumb. Look it up. It's the s**t that Meghan Fox has. F*****g irritates the living f**k out of me. .

Worth-Flight-1249 Report

Final score:

11points

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Eric Williams 7 months ago

Her's was called a 'spade' thumb. that the same thing?

4points

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What do you think ?

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Scott Rackley 7 months ago (edited)

I have an antibody in my blood, produced naturally, that helps premie babies fight off infection. When I give blood they put a special sticker on it. So does my mother and aunt. They can give my blood to any premie and it amps them against disease. Pretty cool.

30points

Mere Cat 7 months ago

That IS extremely cool! And you are extremely cool for donating!

1point

Sky Render 7 months ago

What's normal about my body? That's a shorter list, I bet... Where to start? Two tailbones (and a sealed second a**s, and a second set of genitals that developed the opposite sex), a right side nerve path that sends excessively strong arousal signals, highly flexible leg joints that can go quite a bit further in any given direction than they should, portions of my skin on my lower arms and legs that look like they belong to someone else, a bone structure that's female in most areas but male in others... And that's just the stuff you can see easily on the outside.

10points

General Stukov 7 months ago

So you are a chimera, basically you absorbed your sibling in the womb.

10points

Ovata Acronicta 7 months ago

I have Linburg-Comstock - a variation of tendons and their connections occurring in the wrist. A study suggested about 30% of the population may have it, and a smaller percentage of those 30% are affected negatively by it (I am). The tendon for the index finger and thumb have an anomalous connection between them, causing the index finger to bend when the tip of the thumb is bent. I would compare it to the connection of the ring and pinky finger, where a lot of folks can't bend their pinky without also pulling the ring finger down (and stretching ring back up is painful and more or less impossible). I'd like surgery, since the LCS affects my main hand and inflammation is a terrible thing to live with...but I'm totally broke and have more pressing medical things to look at.

8points

JB 7 months ago

Wow! I didn’t know there’s a name for this. I can’t keep my index finger straight when bending my thumb on the left hand. The thumb is also “double-jointed”. Fortunately, it doesn’t cause me any problems. So sorry you suffer with yours.

3points

Little My 7 months ago (edited)

My body likes to attack my eyes now and again for no reason. I’m currently on hourly steroid drops and painkillers that are a killer for sleep, nothing like an hourly alarm all through the night, the pain is immense and the eye drop painkillers are good but mean I have to wear a patch so I can walk around and not feel sick or fall. I never know when it’ll return and it’s hard for others to understand how nasty / painful it is. I also have the fear of needing to go to work when it happens as I have virtually no access to sick leave.

6points

Kyra Heiker 7 months ago

If it see pictures taken from or of a great height, I get a prickling feeling on the front of my legs. I'm not at all afraid of heights.

6points

Mad McQueen 7 months ago

I can regulate my pulse/heartbeat. Slow it down mostly. I also have a heart murmur. I've had it forever. I had an upper spinal X-ray last year and apparent I have a tooth with root that is behind my windpipe. And a huge clot or something on the right side of my neck. Prob plaque. No idea. Doctor never said anything. Also I have degenerative osteo arthritis. My discs and cartilage are disappearing. I'm down 3.5 inches from 5'9 1/2 to 5'6".

5points

Debbie 7 months ago

A close friend of mine never gets a hangover. He gets drunk, but just no hangover. Nothing. He is vegetarian because his body has difficult processing meat (he eats it occasionally though, but just found that mostly vegetarian diet is better for him).

5points

Kathy 7 months ago

Now that's interesting... because I have an allergy to animal proteins and am a vegetarian because of this, but I can't drink at all because any amount of alcohol makes me vomit, while my grandfather could consume any amount of alcohol without it having any effect on him and he also couldn't process animal proteins very well, it made him sick... I wonder if there is a connection...

2points

BookFanatic 7 months ago

I have a coloboma in my left eye. Was teased mercilessly as a kid. Now, I wouldn't trade it for anything. I love my lil' "cat eye."

4points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 7 months ago

I can give myself the hiccups on command. Also fold my fingers over so they’re touching the bottom joint on the next finger (hard to describe sorry) but only on my right hand. I’ve also blown air out of my tear ducts once but not on purpose

4points

Stardust she/her 7 months ago

I had a sort of rare case where my teeth faced so much crowding that none of my permanent canines erupted till after surgery. One of my molars which hadn’t erupted was almost at a 90° angle to my gum line so they ended up extracting it from inside the gums.

4points

Ann-Marie Bentley 7 months ago

All my joints are hypermobile and despite having hypotoia in my joints when I faint (needle phobia) i suddenly go stiff enough to push a heavy chair over despite having hypotoia and hypermobility syndrome usually pushing something that hard is impossible for me especially without risking a dislocation. When I faint it's like I'm a cardboard hulk! Also my uterus is heart shaped as it didn't fuse and my knees can bend the wrong way to almost 45° my hypermobility spectrum specialist says he'd never seen such a high level of hyperextension! I'm just weird.

3points

LynzCatastrophe 7 months ago

I'm double jointed in all my joints. Which does not help me now that I'm older. In my teens I used to do contortionist type tricks, including one where I could literally kiss my own butt. Well.... the knees, shoulders and elbows still work. Be kind to your spine kids, I promise that karma kicks you later in life.

3points

Ducki (She/Her) 7 months ago

I can isolate my ring finger. I thought everyone can do it. Also, I look 100% caucasian but my mom and dad are full Chinese.* *This sucks because people think I’m copying Chinese culture

3points

Raisin_Girl 7 months ago

I'm physically incapable of throwing up. I've had stomach bugs, food poisoning, been really drunk, been pregnant, and really needed to throw up, but nope. Coughing and spit is all I get. I've never once in my life thrown up, and I'm 41. I think it's a weird genetic thing - my mom, older sister, one of my nephews and my oldest daughter are the same way.

3points

TheRealFrappuchinoTheHedgehogr 7 months ago

Not really born with it but now I can’t naturally put my hand on a table flat without pushing my hand down because I play a bit to much videogames

3points

Trinity Han 7 months ago

I have a double eyelid on my right eye and a single eyelid on my left eye, but when I'm tired or have just washed my face or showered or anything that gets my face wet, both my eyelids become double. Also, I can lick my elbow.

2points

The Doom Song 7 months ago

My left eye is slowly going from green to brown. The brown bit used to be quite small bit as I get older it's taken over to just over half my eye. My right eye is green

2points

Mere Cat 7 months ago

Sorry for being annoying, but just making sure, have you had the eye checked for conditions that may cause that? But yeah, eye/eyes can change colour without any bigger cause. My grandpa's eyes changed from brown into kind of dirty blue when he was 13. Lived into his 90's with great eyesight. :)

1point

aricely 7 months ago

I have a preauricular pit on both my ears :)

2points

glowworm2 7 months ago

I've got a sarcal dimple, basically my butt has a little indentation in the middle, around where my tailbone is. I also have mandibular tori, two bony growths in the bottom of my mouth and hypermobility in my elbows.

2points

Hadley King 7 months ago

when I jump, my left ankle pops. idk why. It just does. it doesn't hurt or anything, it just goes *pop*.

1point

Becca not Becky 7 months ago

Two of my molars have 5 cuspids instead of 4.

1point

FaceTime Audio 7 months ago

I have hypermobile EDS. Tons of stretch marks, bluish sclera, weird scarring, always have tons of bruises on my legs with no idea where they came from, overly-flexy skin, and almost every joint in my body is double-jointed. I also have mandibular tori- bony outcroppings on my inner jaw, and smaller bumps on my upper gumline. I also have bony lumps under my eyes, so I wonder if that’s related.

1point

Greg Hedley 7 months ago

I have so many freckles that on some parts of my body, they are continuous. I have them in my armpits , on my palms,the soles of my feet and my p****. I even have one at the back of my eye.

1point

ammara 7 months ago

I Start shedding tears when I am sleepy. Looks like I am crying but I am not.

1point

Huddo's sister 7 months ago

Happens to me when I have a fibromyalgia flare up sometimes

0points

Huddo's sister 7 months ago

I had an optic nerve pit on retina, which was leaking spinal fluid into it. I also have a bone spur just above my left knee which I used to have problems with when I played sport in sport in school- orthopaedic surgeon swore that it couldn't possibly cause pain. Plus I have fibromyalgia (probably triggered by my eye surgery when I was 6) so I have muscle pain if I don't get enough exercise, or I do too much. This also causes restless leg syndrome which is a daily pain which magnesium and quinine give some relief for, but not much.

0points

DRMAGDN 7 months ago

These are all Human 2.0. Getting ready for the mutant upgrades to take on all the robots & AI.

0points

Fluretta 7 months ago

I can hands down absolutely no way want to scream and punch someone can't stand the sound of other people chewing. It varies from person to person but it's so unbearable, and the thing is, only 2 people know about it! I think it has a recognised name but I don't know what it is

0points

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Scott Rackley 7 months ago (edited)

30points

Mere Cat 7 months ago

That IS extremely cool! And you are extremely cool for donating!

1point

Sky Render 7 months ago

10points

General Stukov 7 months ago

So you are a chimera, basically you absorbed your sibling in the womb.

10points

Ovata Acronicta 7 months ago

8points

JB 7 months ago

3points

Little My 7 months ago (edited)

6points

Kyra Heiker 7 months ago

If it see pictures taken from or of a great height, I get a prickling feeling on the front of my legs. I'm not at all afraid of heights.

6points

Mad McQueen 7 months ago

5points

Debbie 7 months ago

5points

Kathy 7 months ago

2points

BookFanatic 7 months ago

I have a coloboma in my left eye. Was teased mercilessly as a kid. Now, I wouldn't trade it for anything. I love my lil' "cat eye."

4points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 7 months ago

4points

Stardust she/her 7 months ago

4points

Ann-Marie Bentley 7 months ago

3points

LynzCatastrophe 7 months ago

3points

Ducki (She/Her) 7 months ago

I can isolate my ring finger. I thought everyone can do it. Also, I look 100% caucasian but my mom and dad are full Chinese.* *This sucks because people think I’m copying Chinese culture

3points

Raisin_Girl 7 months ago

3points

TheRealFrappuchinoTheHedgehogr 7 months ago

Not really born with it but now I can’t naturally put my hand on a table flat without pushing my hand down because I play a bit to much videogames

3points

Trinity Han 7 months ago

2points

The Doom Song 7 months ago

My left eye is slowly going from green to brown. The brown bit used to be quite small bit as I get older it's taken over to just over half my eye. My right eye is green

2points

Mere Cat 7 months ago

1point

aricely 7 months ago

I have a preauricular pit on both my ears :)

2points

glowworm2 7 months ago

2points

Hadley King 7 months ago

when I jump, my left ankle pops. idk why. It just does. it doesn't hurt or anything, it just goes *pop*.

1point

Becca not Becky 7 months ago

Two of my molars have 5 cuspids instead of 4.

1point

FaceTime Audio 7 months ago

1point

Greg Hedley 7 months ago

I have so many freckles that on some parts of my body, they are continuous. I have them in my armpits , on my palms,the soles of my feet and my p****. I even have one at the back of my eye.

1point

ammara 7 months ago

I Start shedding tears when I am sleepy. Looks like I am crying but I am not.

1point

Huddo's sister 7 months ago

Happens to me when I have a fibromyalgia flare up sometimes

0points