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“Stupid And Weird Signs”: 50 Of The Funniest Signs Ever, As Collected By This Facebook Group
While some people are looking for a message from the universe, others find wisdom and humor a little closer. Like, on the corner of a street. Or in a restaurant toilet.
But in case you miss them, the Facebook group 'Stupid and Weird signs' is here to help. As you might remember from our first publication on this online community, its members are like detectives, constantly spotting what so many of us simply pass by.
So we put together their latest posts for another publication and invite you to laugh your way through this silly list. Enjoy!
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"Humor research is seen as a non-serious topic," Rod Martin, author of The Psychology of Humor: An Integrative Approach, one of the preeminent books in the field, explained.
"Scientists always want to make sure their work is respectable, and to be doing research on humor is seen as not respectable enough. People think there are a lot of other, really pressing problems we have to try to solve."
I’m more interested in knowing where I can get a 47” LCD tv for $40!
But when you think about it, isn't humor one of the most important topics of our everyday lives?
"Humor is everywhere," Peter McGraw, Ph.D., who is a behavioral economist, a professor of marketing and psychology at the University of Colorado's Leeds School of Business, said.
"Laughter is one of the first things you do as a newborn, and, if all goes well, it will be one of the last things you do before you die. Try going through a day without so much as a chuckle, and you'll find that it's downright impossible. And those chuckles occur much more frequently than other commonly researched emotions like regret, pride, and shame."
So what do we get from seeing a funny sign when walking down the road, exactly? Turns out, a lot.
"Humor appears to help people's psychological and physical well-being, for example, helping folks cope with stress and adversity," McGraw said.
But that's just scratching the surface. "[It also] seems to help people grieve: Dacher Keltner and colleagues found that people who spontaneously experienced amusement and laughter when discussing a deceased spouse showed better emotional adjustment in the years following the spouse's death."
As mentioned, it even has physical benefits. "Laughter — especially a hearty laugh — has been shown to benefit your circulation, lungs, and muscles (especially those around the belly area)."
"Humor also helps people deal with pain and physical adversity. Hollywood even made a movie, Patch Adams, about the benefits of humor in clinical settings."
This is ridiculously wrong. They're called "stink kitties" and yes, I'll dye on this hill.
However, don't worry even if your friends are laughing at a billboard and you don't understand what all the fuss is about.
Rebecca Schwarzlose, a cognitive neuroscientist researching brain and cognitive development at Washington University in Saint Louis, says missing the point is part of human nature.
"You perceive only a small fraction of the energy and information buzzing all around you," Schwarzlose explained. "Much of that ... information goes unseen and unfelt because your body lacks the capacity to detect it."
"Whereas birds can see ultraviolet light, snakes can see infrared light, insects can see the polarization of light, mice can hear ultrasonic frequencies, and electric fishes can detect faint electric signals with their skin, you can do none of these things because your eyes, skin, and ears lack the cellular machinery that would allow you to detect them," Schwarzlose said.
Don't mind if I do. I guess there are going to be some character witnesses?
I was going to get one of these for my mum, but then I remembered she drives a massive 4WD these days so I had a custom one made which says "LET ME MERGE OR PRY YOUR LOSERMOBILE OUT OF MY BULLBAR".
Penguin is a nickname that originated in the US South to describe kids who wear their baggy pants low so it makes them walk like a penguin. It's also used by some as a racist slur against parts of the black community since it originated with hip hop. For those people, its similar to calling someone white trash. Loretta was an active member of the black community so her exact intent is not certain.
Actually, the pants worn low came out of Prison, means you are available
Load More Replies...What did the penguins ever do to you? They got all dressed up in their finest tuxedos only to see this sign at the door. For shame!
Respect, that was the most bad a** penguin ever 😮
Don’t care about anything on this sign EXCEPT I really want to hear the story behind the addition of penguins.
well now we know who got drunk while smoking, and cussed out the owner while getting naked.
Note the complete absence of any living thing. Maybe your business wouldn't have died if you didn't stop us from partying with penguins, Loretta!
And I was alset to go in till the last one don't tell me I can bring my Penguin in. He's wearing a mask!
Darn, And I'm a drunk,swearing,smoking, nude penguin. Now where do I go ?
Someone had to have had a pet penguin, that is for Dave the penguin guy
Looks down and penguin friend, point to the first four knowingly, and find another venue
When I lived in Japan, I saw a sign that read "Nomber One Best Transration Service".
What's with the guy pretending to be from Breaking Bad? They're on every single post.
What's with the guy pretending to be from Breaking Bad? They're on every single post.