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50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You’re All Out Of Ideas
Getting someone a present can quickly turn into a huge headache. But don't worry. The fact that you don't know what they want or need is not enough to make you a lousy friend or cousin. Nor does it mean that your brain has been fried from too much work. Maybe you've just fallen behind on the market.
In this case, the online project 'Weird [Stuff] You Can Buy' is exactly what you need. It posts pictures of products most haven't even heard of. From an all-white puzzle to a cat butt tissue holder, there's everything you can imagine and more. So get your credit card out and continue scrolling!
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#1
Exercise Block - $9.99
Robyn Denton 3 years ago
I saw this exact block in a local shop a few years ago, and even took a photo of it at the time.
Rich Black 3 years ago
A tree died for this. . but its sustainably priduced by an indigenous tribe at fair wages, i hope. . .
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#2
Spartan Knife Block
Mistiekim 3 years ago
The “spear” is a sharpener so I guess they thought of that.
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Pandamonium 3 years ago (edited)
What a... wait for it... wait for it... CLEAVER idea! Huh? Huh? Anyone? No? Kay.
The Other Guest 3 years ago
I posted a pic of one similar on FB, and joked, "If anyone's wondering what to get me for Christmas..." A few months later I received this from my brother, which he'd commissioned from a wood-working friend of his. It's utterly ridiculous and I love it (hope the pic comes through) 20150224_1...54ada3.jpg 
As 'Weird [Stuff] You Can Buy' point out on their website, the internet is one of the best places to shop for cool, neat, and weird products that you won't see at your regular department store.
"[The products we feature] are not the items you were expecting. You’ll have plenty of entertaining hours looking at all the fun and humorous items on [our] site. A sense of humor will definitely be required, as some of [them] are outright hilarious!" the people behind the project write.
#3
Spaghetti Monster Colander Strainer
James Peters 3 years ago
May you be touched by his noodly appendage and benefit from his carbohydrates.
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Kookamunga 3 years ago
Here's a pastafarian at the DMV in California. pastafaria...59d08a.jpg 
Pandamonium 3 years ago
Wouldn't this be so cool if it came in a set? A colander for a monster with beautiful spaghetti hair, and a bowl for a monster with a green jello brain. Shoot, I'd buy 'em!
#4
Definitely Would Not Recommend
Pandamonium 3 years ago
"Was keeping hope alive for the sequel (2021) & the trilogy (2022), but those kinda blow as well."
Got Myself 4 Pandas 3 years ago
I made myself a T-shirt like this to wear on Hogmanay going into 2021, iron on vinyl and a cricut machine +plus loads of free time = many a random project
Siobhan Gournay 3 years ago
https://bucktee.com/product/2020-very-bad-would-not-recommend-shirt https://www.getdigital.co.uk/2020-would-not-recommend.html
#5
Whoopsy Desk Lamp
Sarah Rose Johnstone 3 years ago
Sorry to give myself away but this is GENIUS
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"Just why are ridiculous gifts so popular? Well, they provide a bit of entertainment at the adult birthday party. Everyone leads serious lives, so it's good to get away from it if only for an hour or two ... These types of gifts can be kept on the desk at home and work, and can be looked at whenever one is in need of a good laugh."
"We came up with [the idea for] this great site because we were searching for some unique gifts for our friends. We didn't want the usual run-of-the-mill gifts—who needs another pair of socks, or a t-shirt? We were able to find many weird and amazing items and thought it would be cool if there was one source online that features [all of it], instead of having to bounce all over the web to find what's needed."
#6
Remote Controlled Flying Shark
Tara Dawn 3 years ago
we’ve had one! great fun but the shark didn’t really care about the remote. she did her own thing.
Sherry McGrath 3 years ago
Most Grocery stores in my area sell helium balloons so they usually have some on hand. They filled our shark for like $1.00
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#7
Beechwood Crab Multi-Tool
#8
Paper Clips In A Shape Of A Cow - $13.48
Non Bi-nary Panda ️ 3 years ago
Thank you, I don't know why people keep getting it wrong and saying they want it!😂
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Simon Bolivar 3 years ago
I would not be a COWard and surely buy some; I'm sure it would be a MOOving experience.
#9
Mix Tape USB Stick - $30.00
SnapStingray687 3 years ago (edited)
Where do you buy this? I need it! Edit: I found it on Amazon https://tinyurl.com/Cassettetapeusb
Susan Bosse 3 years ago
Thanks!! This is a super cute idea. Stocking stuffer for my son!!!
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Susan Bosse 3 years ago
Cassettes are coming back. Idk why but they are. I gave my son a Walkman two years ago and he carries it everywhere. He's 20 and has a car but his Walkman is always in his bag or jacket. They're releasing new music on cassette, too. Baffling. Lol
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
That's my nephew!! I have a bunch of old cassettes and you'd think I handed him bars of gold lol
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Celeste Grant 3 years ago
I'd love this as a gift... I guess you have to be a certain age to appreciate this.
Projects like 'Weird [Stuff] You Can Buy' can really help people. In their 2019 survey, National Retail Federation (NRF) found that 46% of Gen Z look to social media for inspiration when shopping for the holiday season.
Instagram is their top source, far outpacing Facebook, followed by YouTube and then Pinterest; Snapchat continues to be a source of inspiration for about a third. Interestingly, just 1 in 10 expects to find inspiration on TikTok.
#10
For That Crazy Cat Lover
stacey montebello 3 years ago
Not a cat, look at the head and feet and the tail size, its a lemur.
Just_a_lazy_witch 3 years ago
I've got one! Super cute, can't use it tho. The outer surface gives me goosebumps when I hold the cup, it's somehow matte and coarse (I don't know how to better describe it). So now it is a pen holder 😅
Susan Bosse 3 years ago
I know what you mean. I have some things with this finish. Bleh.
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#11
I'm Fine T-Shirt - $16.99
Bill Evs 3 years ago
Every British person on BP is now searching where to buy this (I know I am)
Desert Rose 3 years ago
Found it! Guess what I'm wearing to my next mental Health appointment.
Pandamonium 3 years ago
Dude, this shirt is an introvert's nightmare! Could you imagine all the looks and concerned reactions you'd get from everyone?
Aunt Riarch 3 years ago
No. They would look, but pretend they hadn't, not to get involved
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#12
Melting Clock
Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost 3 years ago
I love this. I have this. It's a clock based on Salvador Dalis work!
Lindsey 3 years ago
Does it actually function? Or is it just an art piece?
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Richard Nichols 3 years ago
I have this! I got it a long, long time ago. I'm surprised it looks exactly the same.
#13
Dog Umbrella
Sharron Lindsay 3 years ago
You can see the look on his face - I look a pillock
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Kitty Kat 3 years ago
This one isn't that crazy. There are some dogs who refuse to pee in the rain.
Sparkysheep 3 years ago
Mine being a prime example 😑. Wont even go out if its still damp, the prissy little lhasa lol
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Holly Fraser 3 years ago
I used to walk a friend's Akita occasionally and if it rained he would take it as a personal slight against him and would refuse to move until I did something about the offending weather so as stupid as this is.....
Becca Kuehn 2 years ago
My service dog is retired because of her age and now she hates the rain. I think she would love to have one of these.
But if you're still having trouble choosing a gift for someone, consider making a list of all the things the person is interested in and things that define who they are. Make it as long as you can. Now brainstorm something to go with every item on that list. Small or big, it doesn't matter. Don't overthink. You don't have to give all of those gifts, but you're going to hit on some cool ideas you wouldn't have otherwise, and when you combine a few of them, your giftee will appreciate how personal and thoughtful you were. Does someone love bacon? Why not get them a year-long gourmet bacon-of-the-month subscription?
#14
Ultra Realistic Elf Ears Earbuds - $34.99
Joel Harrison 3 years ago
They're actually cheaper than that. And if you do a search you can find different skin tones. https://www.amazon.com/Earbuds-Headphones-Hands-free-Headset-Computer/dp/B06W9FHQF4/ref=sr_1_3?crid=3IA7SOP6JWNPB&keywords=Elf+Earbuds+Headphones&qid=1660263752&s=electronics&sprefix=elf+earbuds+headphones%2Celectronics%2C199&sr=1-3
Bill Murray 3 years ago (edited)
I have these actually, they work very well but it’s a little hard to put them on
RoanTheMad 3 years ago
I had a pair of these, they don't stay in place, and the sound quality was garbage.
Non Bi-nary Panda ️ 3 years ago
they mean that they look real so your ears would look like an elves ear
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Cat Butt Tissue Holder
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I think the kitty's expression is the absolute best part of this product.
Lizzie Smith 3 years ago
This brings back horrible memories of when our dog ate the balloons...
#16
“I Miss Drugs” Yoga Mat
asexualotl (she/her) 3 years ago
i love that the model is doing childspose, it makes them look sad lol
John Whitney Pettit 3 years ago
What good yogi wouldn't miss drugs, separated from his or her chillum during yoga class?
#17
Shocked Patrick One Piece Swimsuit
For additional insight, ask yourself what that person needs. The key here is to think broader. What does a super busy successful businessman need? Time, probably. There are plenty of products out there to help people run their lives more efficiently. You could even ask other people you know what their pro tips are. Have a sister in nursing school? Maybe you could put together a student nurse survival kit. Thinking on a more general level will help you get outside your regular, narrower view of that person.
#18
Third Eye Sunglasses
Destiny Cobb 3 years ago
It's for this character from the game Incredibox Screenshot...2ca172.png 
#19
Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder
Izzy Curer 3 years ago
If I saw this on a shelf, I'm not saying I wouldn't buy it, but our sponge never looks like that for long
The Person 2 years ago
I like how the pillows are attached to the headboard so the sponge slides in under them and you don't have to adjust it.
#20
Lobster Claw Oven Mitts
Pandamonium 3 years ago (edited)
I just know that I would crab walk around the house pinching my fingers together while wearing these. 😂
Oasis_the_mudwing 3 years ago
i already do that with my normal oven mitts> (INSERT CLAWS CLICKING)
#21
Absent Father Action Figure
gila the night/sand 3 years ago
Oh, that’s a limited edition one! Good find
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Does it come with the milk, bread, or cigarettes grocery list he was going out for?
Starhawk Hunt 3 years ago
My father once told me that “he hadn’t raised me like that. (Reference unneeded). I said straight be “you didn’t raise me, I raised myself!” Not funny, really
But if everything fails, do some stalking. Look through their Facebook and Instagram feeds for clues. If they're a Redditor, you can see what types of things they've posted and commented on before.
But if they really have everything they need and you continue banging your head against the wall, find something they're passionate about and then donate to that cause. Are they dog lovers? Wire some money to an animal rescue. There are charities helping teens get off the streets, curing cancer, rehabilitating drug addicts, fighting for women's reproductive rights, and so on. Make a gift to a cause that matters in their name.
#22
Rocket Raccoon Backpack Buddy - $39.99
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
For those with nothing live to cuddle. A stuffie hug is better than no hug. 🤗
Zōwie 3 years ago
Everyone listen to the words of the wise. For they are right. Stuffie hugs are better than no hugs.
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#23
Kitty Winter Snow Mask - $26.99
The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 3 years ago (edited)
Dude! That's not a "kitty", that's Grumpy! :-D
#24
Crying Unicorn Candle - $24.79
eternal gay panic (she/them) 2 years ago
erm sorry to rain on this adorable parade but wouldnt it make a mess of whatever its sitting on?
Pandamonium 3 years ago
Dope. Make sure to place something underneath it before lighting the candle, though!
#25
Prehistoric Taco Stand
Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago
I fricking love that show! Jimmy reminds me of my dad sometimes XD
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#26
Crafting With Cat Hair Book
Candy 3 years ago
I got this for Christmas last year since I'm a felter... My sister is gathering her cat's fur for me lol
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pink_panda 3 years ago
Weird but kinda cute! Considering how much cats shed, makes sense to try to find a use for the material.
Katrin Wurzinger 3 years ago
The second after that cover shot was taken, big Kitty started licking and cleaning the little Kitty until there was nothing left of it. Ever since that day, you can hear a little bell ringing every time big Kitty purrs.
Gianna B D 3 years ago
One Christmas, my aunt gave me and my sisters things made of cat fur. My one sister was so freaked out she wouldn't even touch it.
Aunt Riarch 3 years ago
I bought a book called Why would you knit wool from a sheep you don't even know when you can use dog fur. My mother never used it. No idea why...
Mario Strada 3 years ago
I should be able to open a garment factory with the cat hair in my house.
#27
Hooded Reindeer Sweater
Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago
ahhhhHHHHHHhhhh why does the dude look like Ben McKee??????
#28
He Sojourner Keyboard - $1000.00
Nonna_SoF 3 years ago
So do I but not unless they knock a 0 off that price.
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Susan Bosse 3 years ago
Now this is cool. I'm sure it took a lot of work but for $1K, I'll just look at this pic and move on with my life.
El Dee 3 years ago
This looks so much more robust that and keyboard I've used since using a manual typewriter - yes I am SO old I learned to type on a MANUAL typewriter, not even an electric or word-processor..
GoldfishCrackers 3 years ago
Does it have the weighted *thunk, thunk, kaching* noises though? That is very important.
Janine B. 3 years ago
It's missing a "t" in front. It's just a keyboard. https://www.amazon.com/-/de/gp/aw/d/B00MJ3M91E/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8
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Trond Hermansen 3 years ago
Every keyboard is handmade. They make keyboeards in a variety of different styles. Also other computer equipment but mainly keyboards.
Pittsburgh rare 3 years ago
Why is it so expensive? Asking legitimately, l don't know much about tech
CAT 3 years ago
Same here...I have a huge steampunk wall clock but haven't hung on the wall yet. I absolutely LOVE steampunk
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#29
Tiara Headphones
Amaranthim Talon 3 years ago
not sure what exactly, but yup- it is indeed something
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Hunter/Golden Guard Simp 3 years ago
Looks like it would be a bit uncomfortable too
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Looks like an Angel 3 years ago
You know there's going to be a whole high-school somewhere, with EVERY teenaged girl wearing these.
April Pickett 3 years ago
And a princess is born! I have 2 granddaughters that would love this.
#30
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure - $12.71
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
6 cats? Please. That's not "crazy cat lady" level, that's merely "slightly nutty cat lady" level. Need at least 10 before you level up to crazy cat lady.
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
Quite right. 10 tabbies, 10 gingers, 10 black kitties, 10 Maine Coons, 10 Siamese... 😊
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Frankthetank 3 years ago
*There are 8 cats, one in the pocket and one around the neck. My former boss (Veterinarian) just got this for me!
DelvianBlue 3 years ago
I got this for my 40th birthday present. It's almost like my family was trying to tell me something...
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
You used to be able to get this one at Borders! Along with the Librarian Action Figure (With Realistic Shushing Action!). I miss Borders.
#31
Coronavirus Ice Cube Mold
Lara Verne 3 years ago
This little bastard caused me so much trouble, and now I should put it into my drink? Gimme.
#32
Muscle Skin Suit
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I'm buying this and pairing it with the "Booty Jorts Leggings" also seen on this list. Will share pics of the completed outfit.
ToyWyvern 3 years ago
80s nostalgia is out of control if they're trying to bring back Slim Goodbody.
#33
Bacon Bandages - $7.40
Memere 3 years ago
You can order them from Archie McPhee! They have all kinds of fun bacon stuff, and tons of other crazy things. Several of the items shown in this listicle are from there.
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Memere 3 years ago
The ones from Archie McPhee are not scented, but they do have other bacon stuff that is! Take a look: https://mcphee.com/collections/bacon-meat
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#34
Travel Aid
Francis 3 years ago
and when it's streched to the max it gives the child a short (mild) electro shock?
Dammian 3 years ago
I did get one of the those and despite the side-eye of some people, it worked wonders! My kid had the freedom to explore and I would not panic if I lost sight of him for 2 seconds! For me, this thing is MUST for young children in big cities!
Shyla Clay 3 years ago
Better than a leash, too. Mommy or Daddy is wearing it as well.
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S 3 years ago
This is a great idea actually. I'd rather get judgmental looks from strangers than lose my child because they like to explore.
Lola Granola 2 years ago
My son used to call it our stretchy hand-holder! I loved it as he was a runner from the moment he could stand on his own 🏃
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suzanne van Doorn 3 years ago
I have 2 kids, aged 2 and 4. I don't give a flying f*ck what other people think; if your kids both constantly run in two different directions, this is THE BEST solution! Safety first
MarWol 3 years ago
We recently had our wedding party on a boat and our friends hat something similar for their 18 months old daughter, just with a harness because she's still small. It was perfect!! And actually saved her life many times, because she would run of A LOT and would 100% gone overboard without it. The little one didn't mind it at all
John Borodin 3 years ago
Unfortunate ly I'm a broken toy I could find all sorts of uses for this
#35
Egg Of Thrones Egg Cup
Laura Ketteridge 3 years ago
This has the potential to be changed from an egg cup to a Barbie throne. :D
Arran Walker 3 years ago
Or any doll that fits. Or any tiny pet that fits.... 🤔
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#36
My House Will Look Like Witch’s House From Hansel And Gretel Soon
Lillian Swaim 3 years ago
I have this! It's GREAT, but much too big and firm to actually use. I kind of lean against it if reading in my room, more of a piece of décor than usable furniture, I still love it though, best 25th B-day gift to myself ever!
Mine Truly 3 years ago
Does it have the same texture as Squishmallows, or different?
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Reginald the spider crab 2 years ago
i f*****g have this. 10/10,would recommend buying a c**p ton of these to make barricades for a pillow fort
Heather Vandegrift 3 years ago
That would be great for under the knees when laying down flat on your back
#37
Do You Prefer Your Cereal Soggy Or Crispy? With This Bowl You Don’t Have To Compromise!
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Who wants to compromise? Soggy wins every time. Screw that palate-shredding crunchy trash!
LeeAnne B 3 years ago
Crispy to start and soggy towards the end. Then flavoured milk which you drink from the bowl.
Luis Gomez 3 years ago
I get shamed fort liking soggy cereal. People think I'm a degenerate for pouring the milk first.
#38
Christmas Dinosaur Shooting Lasers Ugly Christmas Sweater
(She/her)The_Bi_Kitten_ 3 years ago (edited)
Where do I buy this? Edit: Where do I buy this to give to my brother?
Monday 3 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0761JBW3Z/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=anisbros02-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B0761JBW3Z&linkId=0f0fbda10d569e83f16264fee62abfba
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#39
Aliens Warrior Cookie Jar - $29.99
Pandamonium 3 years ago
Wouldn't it be cool if it could extend one out using its smaller set of teeth? Or perhaps, snap out to stop thieves from trying to steal your cookies? 😏
Tree P 3 years ago
That would be awesome! I already love this, but that would be so cool!
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My dad put this movie on for me and my younger bro to watch when I was abt 8 and he was abt 5. He hadn't watched it in a while. ( I think this jars based on aliens versus cowboys)
#40
This Device Is Supposed To Alleviate Neck Pain, But It Might Also Alleviate You From Burden Of Life... Accidentally
Looks like an Angel 3 years ago
It works at a chiropractors office, not in your buddy Billy's basement though. Lol
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Lizzy Crit 3 years ago
Mine had a giant bag I can fill with water and let the weight work hands free
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GoldfishCrackers 3 years ago
There’s a hilarious episode of Andy Griffith where Barney uses one of these to try and get taller. Worth a watch for sure!
#41
Pusheenicorn - $20.15
Chad 3 years ago
That would be an awesome toothpaste dispenser lol. You're on to something here
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#42
Sugar Skull Spoon
jon gilbertson 3 years ago
Exactly what I thought of! i miss drinking absinthe... too expensive now
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Alex Smith 3 years ago
I have 4 of these. I use them for jarred garlic and relish. It lets out all of the liquid. It's not a good sugar spoon unless your goal is to use less sugar.
Jen Hanson 2 years ago
We have a set---love the aesthetic! Perfect for all your macabre and goth friends!
Just.breath.deeply 2 years ago
Unless you are on a diet or drink absinthe
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Nicolas Cage Pillow Case - $12.00
Pandamonium 3 years ago
Could you imagine rolling over in the middle of the night and seeing this staring at you..? 😱
Shelly Graham 3 years ago
Oh, Dear God, I know someone who'll buy this for themselves before I can get it to put under the Christmas Tree.
#44
Piggyback Rider
Emma Dakin 3 years ago
oooch, I can just imagine a thin line of bruise across your back if that's a solid bar for a fidgety kid to stand on.
Beth L 3 years ago
Still better than them sitting on your shoulders and having and accident down your neck...
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Steve Ramaekers 3 years ago
I’m trying to picture what happens when they slip and feet are off the bar. It looks like they would yank you by the neck and then hang by a lone strap attached to their harness. ???
ThatG 3 years ago (edited)
I think it has two straps. One to each shoulder.
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Bad Alchemy 3 years ago
That bar needs some serious padding. You know that kid is going to try swinging on it.
the chicken marmalade 3 years ago
Now I am personally offended that my parents didn't get me one when I was a child.
#45
Beard Bib - $29.99
Kate Jones 3 years ago
Guys would rather invent a bib rather than just cleaning the damn sink when they're done, lol.
#46
Shrimp Neck Traveling Pillow
#47
Bear Arms Shirt
Coral 3 years ago
For the non Americans.... a lot of folks are obsessed with our Second Amendment, the right to "bear arms". 🔫🧸 I like that this is taking the p**s... looks itchy though
MacFrog 3 years ago
The emojis you posted (🔫🧸) read like you have the right to arm bears. I'll see myself out...
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#48
Booty Jorts Leggings
kathryn stretton 3 years ago
I was downvoted brutally on bp a few weeks ago for saying a pic of hairy legs with no hair beyond ankle were pants. I'd seen these. Didn't bother to defend because no point here.
AwesomeLeoWife 3 years ago
Sorry this happened to you. People are sheep and downvote based on others’ votes and/or ideals they have no clue about in reality
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Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
They are so ugly. Sorry but nope. Don't need either hairy legs or varicose veins.
pink_panda 3 years ago
They appear to be available here... So tempted to buy these and wear them to my pole studio...! https://belovedeverything.com/products/booty-jorts-yoga-pants
Alice Parsons 3 years ago
These are perfect for dog walking in a neighborhood where older men literally line up in their windows to ogle whenever you're outside.
#49
Mr. Sneezy Egg Separator
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
I own one of these that is shaped like a chicken, so that it looks like the chicken is barfing out the egg white. I'm not sure if this design is better or worse.
memyselfandI 3 years ago
I have a much simpler version where it’s a bowl that looks like a chicken and the middle part catches the yolk while letting the white drain out. It’s handy because it clips onto the edge of the mixing bowl so you can crack several at once.
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#50
Fish Flip Flops
Amber Hartsfield 3 years ago
This one girl in my class came into second period with these but in red, and wore them throughout the day… hilarious
#51
Women's Yoga Tank Top - $19.90
#52
Spine Candle Holder
In too many fandoms 3 years ago
Are you talking about the Harry Potter lego video game
Load More Replies... Chad 3 years ago
A good way to scare your daughter's new boyfriend... Dad: "you see this candle holder, it's made from the spine of the last Weiner that broke her heart so if you don't want to make it a matching set you show my princess a good time but not too good of a time and home before 10... Kapeesh?"
ADHD McChick 3 years ago
Is it possible? Or do they make bent ones? You know, for people with scoliosis. Like...me... 🤷😂
#53
DIY Coloring Book Tie - $29.99
#54
Handi Squirrel
Memere 3 years ago
Here ya go: https://mcphee.com/collections/squirrels/products/handisquirrel
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Ax Pizza Cutter - $8.99
#56
The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A F*ck
Will Cable 3 years ago
Compulsive reading for government officials when it comes to the sick/homeless and the poor
Taki Takanashi 3 years ago
Is actually an interesting book, I don't remember nothing that I read but my memory says it's interesting.
JJ 3 years ago
The main message is: Choose what's really worth to give a f*ck about and stop giving f*cks about the other stuff.
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Orange Mountain 3 years ago
I've seen this is my library, and my mum tried to hide this from me after she borrowed it.
Furmama0501 3 years ago
I had a petsitting charge that will occasionally tear up books that her person did not put up out of her reach. The last one I opened up to see what she chewed up...this one :D
#57
Notebook Camouflaged As A Book
Taki Takanashi 3 years ago
I would love to read this in the subway just to see people's reaction.
#58
The Screaming Goat
Rain WhiteBuffalo 3 years ago
I bought one of these for my boyfriend as the screaming goat is his ringtone. It now resides, safely velcroed, on top of his desk.
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Bought this as a gag gift for my son. We had a good laugh the first time. After about thirty seconds you move on
#59
Deadpool Gaming Mousepad
Taki Takanashi 3 years ago
Because this is a boob mousepad. And yes this exists and there's tons of it.
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Ashish Nigam 3 years ago
whoever likes this heres another one but better https://www.etsy.com/in-en/listing/1227719956/yor-forger-3d-mousepad-diy-your-own-3d?click_key=4bcce5fe5bfe49b97579f7824c9e4b0052239fc5%3A1227719956&click_sum=7748de11&ref=hp_rv-1
#60
Dinosaur Case
Lara Verne 3 years ago
I want it. Just imagine faces that my coeagues would make, If I brought my lunch like this!
ADHD McChick 3 years ago
Id totally use this as a purse, lol! Imagine the looks on my in-laws' faces!! 😂😂😂😂
#61
Fried Egg T-Shirt
#62
Grass Flip Flops
#63
Butt Face Soup
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
BoredPanda, you may want to hire an editor…butt face soup sounds highly unappetizing 🤢
ADHD McChick 3 years ago
There's actually someone here on BP with the username "Butt Soup", lol.
#64
Farting Unicorn Plush
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Specifically, this is Sparklefarts. I bought this for my nephew and it came with a book. Sparklefarts also makes sounds
Jaden Alexander 3 years ago
Back in the 90's, I had something like this but it was Stimpy. I miss that little guy.
#65
Grumpy Cat Plush Slippers - $85.47
CAT /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ QUEEN 3 years ago
i kid you not, as soon as i heard the news i went out and bought a plush of her, she is sitting next to me rn o7
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#66
Instalove
#67
Cow Tea Kettle
#68
The Paleobarefoots
Kendra Miller 3 years ago
The idea is you can walk "barefoot" anywhere, and your feet are protected from sharp rocks etc that could puncture them
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago
Sure, but normal material like rubber do the job just as well and are probably less expensive. And give less cold feet
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#69
This Puzzle Is Real. All Pieces Are White!! White!
whaaaaaaaaaa 3 years ago
Just paint this and then gift it lol. That's the point of the "all white!!" puzzle
Valisbourne Spiritforge 3 years ago
My mother loves puzzles. I often gift her with one I find interesting or challenging and she almost always has them done in 1 or 2 days. I gave her this puzzle several years ago and I'm honestly not sure she's even taken it out of the box.
Carole Dose 3 years ago (edited)
I did one once that was labeled "Snow White without the Seven Dwarves." Yep, all white. There were others in that series: "Three Bears without Goldilocks" (all brown); "Red Riding Hood's Hood" (all red). They are challenging!!
#70
Yes!! I’ve Always Wanted To Have A Man Bun Visor!
#71
I’m Not Sure How I Feel About Shitting Down Santa’s Throat
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
Can it possibly be? Did BoredPanda actually not censor a curse word?! I’m about to go into shock!
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 3 years ago
No, that's not coal in your stocking. Payback's a bi*ch, Brad!
#72
The Recycling Bin Mug
Amber Hartsfield 3 years ago
“I may be trash, but I’m top tier trash, recyclable trash” was working yesterday and someone said that! 😂
DC 3 years ago (edited)
R-E-C-Y-C-L-E recycle C-O-N-S-E-R-V-E conserve don't you P-O-L-L-U-T-E pollute the river, sky, or sea or else you're gonna get what you deserve The ozone is in horrible condition, from fluorocarbons in our atmosphere. they are too small to be seen by normal vision but there's getting to be more of us each year we come from a variety of places like Styrofoam containers & aerosol cans we love to eat the ozone it's our favorite dessert and if you don't have an ozone then the sun can really hurt I must admit we make a lot of garbage this dump is filled up way above the brim if we don't make an effort to recycle the future could be looking mighty grim someone's cutting down the O-town forest it's not enough to sit around and grieve if we don't protect our flora and our fauna then we won't have the oxygen to breathe R-E-C-Y-C-L-E recycle C-O-N-S-E-R-V-E conserve don't you P-O-L-L-U-T-E pollute the river sky or sea or else we're gonna get what we deserve!
Spleens the cat fan 🇵🇭 3 years ago
That way people know you aren’t trash you’re recyclable therefore expendable
#73
Pickle Candy
#74
Wine Bottle Glass
#75
Yolkpig Egg Separator
G M 3 years ago
Do people honestly find it so hard to separate eggs that the market can support so many egg separators?
CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago
I was thinking the same. I just do it manually.
Load More Replies... Yourname942 3 years ago
When you not only want to wash your hands, but also wash some random thing with it
#76
Cassette Tape Clutch - $33.99
#77
Wiper Mirror
#78
The Scream Electronic Scream-Maker
Henrik 3 years ago
Interesting little fact: The figure in the painting is not the one screaming. They are HEARING a scream.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago
Of Munch's sister, who was committed to an asylum.
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Bloody Brain Headwrap
Coral 3 years ago
From a biology nerd perspective, I like this. As a patient, I don't think I'd be too comfortable seeing my doctor wearing this.
ADHD McChick 3 years ago
I think it'd be hysterical, if my neurologist wore one! 😂😂😂😂
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#80
Inflatable Toupee
The Crushinator 3 years ago
i enjoy a little frivolity as much as the next person but this is just a waste of plastic man..
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 3 years ago
Do they make this a a very subtle and realistic tangerine tone?
#81
What Thee F#%k Is Going On With These Pants??
I'm.Just.A.Girl 3 years ago
Yes, it has to be. Maybe cute for a little girl?
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Furmama0501 3 years ago
Whoever made this headline is probably too young and doesn't know Lisa Frank.
La Petite Morte 3 years ago
Weren't we all? I couldn't afford the LF branded sticker album, so I made one with an old blue notebook. I put my most precious sticker, a page sized rainbow cat on the front and used sticker letters to spell out sticker album. I got made fun of for having a homemade one, but I didn't care. I loved it.
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#82
Toilet Timer Donald Trump Golden Dump
#83
Camel Balls Bubble Gum
Ginny Weasly 3 years ago
I have seen these- in Australia there are also unicorn, kangaroo, gorilla and pig ones
Jaden Alexander 3 years ago
I've had these and you'd be amazed. You can't even taste the camel.
#84
Exotic Quarantine Guy Sweatshirt
#85
Emergency Beard Guards
Rose the Cook 3 years ago
These have been in use in the food manufacturing and hospitality industries for ages.
Wintermute 3 years ago
And now someone has found a way to repackage them for more money and less purpose! Hooray!
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I Only Drink One Cup Of Coffee A Day
#87
The Original Helmet Pigtails
#88
Avocado One Piece Swimsuit
Amber Hartsfield 3 years ago
Everyone: would look great on someone pregnant! Me: I wonder how many tacos I could eat without anyone noticing?
#89
Would You Like To Play A Game?
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
As long as your friends aren't alcoholics in recovery.
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Ice Cream Drip One Piece Swimsuit
The Crushinator 3 years ago
Don't do it, sooooo many guys are going to ask if they can lick you -.-
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
I'm more disturbed by the erasure of the model's "thigh gap" than anything else on this page.
#91
Extreme Cut Out Jeans
M O'Connell 3 years ago
Because you want to "be seen" and shock people. That's usually why people do stuff like this.
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#92
Whiski Poles
MacFrog 3 years ago
Somehow the flow of the liquid doesn't seem to be right - like the image was photoshopped from two shots and the one with the bottle was rotated.
Terry Armstrong 3 years ago
At that angle, it would never flow the way that is!!
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 3 years ago
Given I've seen a very similar looking product that was for peeing in, I think I'll pass...
#93
Mens Boxer Shorts
#94
Toilet And Urinal Salt And Pepper Shaker Set
Queen Mab 3 years ago
What's the deal with bathroom stuff. They look like stuff you can get at roadside stores in Florida in between pottery alligators and flamingos.
La Petite Morte 3 years ago
That's the deal. Awful American kitsch is a thing. And a style of deco/ fashion. Worse than the 70's trend and Disco.
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Triple Bristle Electric Toothbrush
Haley Futch 3 years ago
https://www.triplebristle.com/pages/brushclub?trf_source=GG1&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=GG1_Search&utm_campaign=GG1_Brand&gclid=CjwKCAjw0dKXBhBPEiwA2bmObRGUgVa1IrJUY0ypwDJJoyCS4Fl5h-dstQn2Ih5FzkNdn_3xOCuK6hoCxK8QAvD_BwE
IDK_Something 3 years ago
So cool! I could *not* reconcile how this would work with the perspective of the brush head here lol.
Load More Replies... Sharron Lindsay 3 years ago
I was thinking about buying a dog toothbrush that are just like this. Now I just need to find these
IDK_Something 3 years ago
Courtesy of Haley Futch in another comment... https://www.triplebristle.com/pages/brushclub?trf_source=GG1&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=GG1_Search&utm_campaign=GG1_Brand&gclid=CjwKCAjw0dKXBhBPEiwA2bmObRGUgVa1IrJUY0ypwDJJoyCS4Fl5h-dstQn2Ih5FzkNdn_3xOCuK6hoCxK8QAvD_BwE
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Jawzrsize Facial Toner
#97
World Finger Fight - $18.95
#98
Forever Alone Meme Lapel Pin - $6.95
#99
Edible Chocolate A**s
M O'Connell 3 years ago
I don't know which is weirder: hiring a sculptor to create a b******e model to make molds from, or hiring someone to life-cast a model to make molds from.
Vanessa Richardson 3 years ago
I’m not sure if it is *this* company or not, but the ones that I am aware of send you a little kit so that you can make a mold of your own b******e—then you send it back to them and they make chocolates from your mold for you.
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Will Cable 3 years ago
They should have a really bad tasting one so someone gets it and claims it tastes like 5h17
#100
I Know What Game I’m Playing With My Family This Christmas😂the Presidential Wall Game! . . #weirdshityoucanbuy #weirdshit #weird #maga #donaldtrump #donaldtrumpmemes #donaldtrumpjr #trump2020 #trump2016 #president #gamenight #familygames #familygamenight #boardgames #boardgame #game #games #trumpmemes #trumpsupporters
#101
Trump One Piece Swimsuit
Laura Jackson 3 years ago (edited)
Not enough bleach in the world to get that image out!🙈🙉🙊😱🤢🤮
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#102
Kanye Face Women's Tank - $34.95
#103
Cat Face Mask
Annacris1111 3 years ago
This mask is used on vet appointments. Prevents the cat bitting and reduce the stress.
Summer Woodsong 3 years ago
Pretty sure it was Photoshopped, it's a rare cat that would put up with that!
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Angela B 3 years ago
More useless stuff we do not need but are remarkably willing to pay for. I will likely get downvoted but we are becoming such a bunch of hypocrites.
AndThenICommented 3 years ago
Perhaps a few but, most of them I wouldn’t say are useless, just a bold design choice. I know I like having a few cute surprises amongst my more traditional decor (especially that alien cookie jar)
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Disgruntled Panda 3 years ago
I don't think I've ever felt more materialistic in my life! With 90% of these I either NEED them, know a friend who NEEDS it and the rest are simply my heart's greatest desires...
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
With most of these, I cannot possibly imagine anyone actually buying them. 😆
CAT 3 years ago
I'd definitely buy more than a few of these "interesting" products for my son who just turned 16 on Monday 8/8/22
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Angela B 3 years ago
More useless stuff we do not need but are remarkably willing to pay for. I will likely get downvoted but we are becoming such a bunch of hypocrites.
AndThenICommented 3 years ago
Perhaps a few but, most of them I wouldn’t say are useless, just a bold design choice. I know I like having a few cute surprises amongst my more traditional decor (especially that alien cookie jar)
Load More Replies... Disgruntled Panda 3 years ago
I don't think I've ever felt more materialistic in my life! With 90% of these I either NEED them, know a friend who NEEDS it and the rest are simply my heart's greatest desires...
Bored Retsuko 3 years ago
With most of these, I cannot possibly imagine anyone actually buying them. 😆
CAT 3 years ago
I'd definitely buy more than a few of these "interesting" products for my son who just turned 16 on Monday 8/8/22
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