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People Ask The Internet What These Weird Signs Near Their Houses Mean, Find Out It's A Kid Drawing Butts

Not all of us look at the world the same, some of us are just focused on going about our day, while others are hyper-aware of anything that could be seen as out of place. Call it paranoia but some people are always looking for signs that something is amiss. Whether it is signs of alien life or government conspiracy theories, these eagle-eyed folks are always there to report something.

One such suspicious observer on the internet noticed some strange chalk markings near their house and turned to the internet to get some answers. Turns out they weren’t the only ones and from there, things escalated – only to come to a hilarious conclusion.

Someone noticed some weird chalk marks near there house so they turned to the internet and things escalated

Neighbors Get Nervous Seeing Mysterious Symbols Appearing, Inform The Police, Turns Out It's A Butt

People thought the whole thing was ridiculous

Neighbors Get Nervous Seeing Mysterious Symbols Appearing, Inform The Police, Turns Out It's A Butt

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Sofie Tapia is a journalism graduate from the University of Kentucky. She is now a free-spirited content creator who wanders the globe rearranging words for various outlets. She previously worked as a reporter for Lebanon Daily News and worked as an editor at both Al-Masry Al-Youm and Egypt Independent. She can be reached at Sofie@BoredPanda.com

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Deborah B 5 years ago

I think the lesson here is, if you are going to chalk mark places for nefarious purposes, draw a penis. Everyone will assume it's just graffiti.

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Jonathon Smith 5 years ago

^ Criminal mastermind at work! :-)

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

It's a pretty great idea, and I had a good laugh which is the main thing... but those are too common. Imagine robbing the wrong house because you were foiled by an immature 14 year old?

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Momo Skarsgård 5 years ago

Hahahahaha good one!!

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Maja Lykkegaard 5 years ago

It's not that crazy. Burglars do leave marks outside houses and apartments. Professional groups send a scout out to check areas beforehand. In the area I used to live in, they placed toothbrushes stuck in the ground outside potential apartments.

9points

Šimon Špaček 5 years ago

I heard about leaving newspapers or random rubbish (like broken whiskey bottle) in front of houses. If it disappeared it meant that somebody is home, if it stayed hose was empty and easy to rob.

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JP 5 years ago

Never underestimate the stupidity of people in groups. SMH.

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Deborah B 5 years ago

I think the lesson here is, if you are going to chalk mark places for nefarious purposes, draw a penis. Everyone will assume it's just graffiti.

29points

Jonathon Smith 5 years ago

^ Criminal mastermind at work! :-)

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

It's a pretty great idea, and I had a good laugh which is the main thing... but those are too common. Imagine robbing the wrong house because you were foiled by an immature 14 year old?

3points

Momo Skarsgård 5 years ago

Hahahahaha good one!!

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Maja Lykkegaard 5 years ago

9points

Šimon Špaček 5 years ago

I heard about leaving newspapers or random rubbish (like broken whiskey bottle) in front of houses. If it disappeared it meant that somebody is home, if it stayed hose was empty and easy to rob.

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