50 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Downright Cursed Shirts People Actually Wear Out In Public, As Shared By These Twitter Accounts (New Pics)
If a picture’s worth a thousand words, the clothes you wear can speak entire volumes about who you are as a person. Sometimes, all it takes is one well-chosen shirt to let the world know exactly who you are—someone with a great sense of humor and the courage to break normal social boundaries… or that you simply enjoy weird stuff.
That’s where the ‘Shirts That Go Hard’ and 'Shirts With Threatening Auras' Twitter pages come into play. A celebration of the bizarre, disturbing, and nonsensical, the accounts share pics of shirts that really think outside of the box. From simple wordplay silliness to phrases and logos that feel practically cursed and have a really threatening aura. One thing's for sure, the designs are pretty darn unique. Though whether or not that's a good thing is up to you to decide.
Check out the worst and funniest that the world of shirts has to offer, and upvote the pics that you wouldn’t approach even with a ten-foot pole, Pandas. On the flip side, are there any shirts that you’d actually love to try on? Let us know in the comments.
For some more incredibly bizarre and outrageously funny shirts, check out Bored Panda’s earlier post about ‘Shirts That Go Hard’ and 'Shirts With Threatening Auras' right over here!
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And end up blabbering like a moron, and scare the girl ( in this case ) away because She thinks you're kind of mentaly challenged.....
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Comedy writer and expert Ariane Sherine, from the United Kingdom, shared some of her thoughts with Bored Panda about jokes on shirts, and how to make them impactful, as well as help them stand out from the crowd.
The mark of a good joke is that it's short, to-the-point, and instantly captures the attention of passersby. Similar rules apply to whether you're designing a hilarious T-shirt or getting ready to go on stage for a round of stand-up.
"They say 'brevity is the soul of wit' and they're right. Keep phrases short and snappy—the punchier and simpler, the better," comedian Ariane told Bored Panda.
"But make sure you've included enough information for the joke to land," she added.
By the the way if anyone wants to talk about plants I'm always available.
Introverted librarian here, who would also like to discuss the plants
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Now go away or I shall have to taunt you a second time …
Load More Replies...Of course not, it may actually be illegal where I live
Load More Replies...One simply does not read this line, without doing it in the accent!!!!
According to the British comedy expert, the limited amount of space available on a shirt can actually be an upside, rather than a downside, as far as hilarious phrases are concerned. It forces the designer to go for snappy, legible jokes rather than long, rambling anecdotes that you'd need a microscope to read properly. Sometimes, limits can help when it comes to creativity.
"It definitely works to the comedian's advantage and stops you from writing too much. Remember, with T-shirts, people generally have limited time to read them (for instance, if the person wearing the T-shirt is walking down the road) so the phrase needs to be short and have impact quickly," the comedy expert said.
Meanwhile, whether or not we end up wowing or insulting the people around us with what we wear really depends on the jokes written. Ariane said that what the reaction might be should all be evaluated on a case-by-case basis. Depending on the shirt, we might get a lot of smiles or raise a lot of eyebrows.
"Clean T-shirts shouldn't embarrass or offend anyone. Risque T-shirts might, so the ruder the T-shirt, the funnier the joke has to be to make up for it," she said.
Yeah, that meme has already been all over the 'net for quite awhile.
Load More Replies...TBF flat earth theory is stupid but it's not really hurting anyone.
Load More Replies...Never in my life have I seen something so relatable. I should probably tell my therapist 🤔
I wouldn’t be surprised if nowadays someone will try to sue their parents using this logic
Lol, you're a few years late with that statement, that hás allready been done, an Indian 24 year old guy sued his parents for that exact reason.
Load More Replies...But that's different. It's like the difference between not delivering first aid to a fatally injured person, and assisted suicide. Both are morally condemned in most societies, but one takes a heap more decisive action to go off.
Load More Replies...I NEED THIS SHIRT!..... NO FORGET THAT. I am heading to the tattoo joint NOW!
A whopping 979.8k people follow the ‘Shirts That Go Hard’ Twitter page, and it’s easy to see why—their focus is on weird content, mixed together with a heavy dose of humor. With a bit of fashion-policing sprinkled on top (though, let’s be honest, over half of these shirts are absolutely amazing).
To get nearly a million followers in just over a year of being on Twitter is an impressive achievement in and of itself. As long as people will dare to put weird stuff on their clothing in writing, there will be something to post on ‘Shirts That Go Hard.’ We really don’t see that changing in humankind’s future any time soon.
Meanwhile, the 'Shirts With Threatening Auras' page, created in June 2022, already has 121.2k followers.
Lol, I have one. I really like some of these and would wear them, mostly around my cats so🤷. My current favorite I own says "I'm just here to establish an alibi". A few of these though get a hard nope.
It is a form of mental manipulation, often a form of abuse, where the gaslighter tries to control the other person and make them feel insecure and like they're losing their mind. Like, for example, keep insisting they are the ones to always leave the door unlocked, that they're a bit clumsy and need constant supervision and would not be able to live without their aid. And do it over and over and over until the victim believes it.
Load More Replies...He did that to someone once (pool of water with reflection, same difference). It didn't end well.
A few ways to leave an impact with your shirts is to combine them with interesting pictures and logos, play around with phrases of varying length, and consider adding a bit of wordplay in there. Throwing a pun (or two, or three) and some rhythm can yield some great results. Either that or just pick the weirdest words you know.
When it comes to logos everywhere, we’ve been seeing a definite trend toward more homogenized, legible, perhaps even ‘soulless’ designs. Whether or not a logo or a phrase is readable online is a huge factor for companies. So logos that don’t adhere to this new trend tend to stand out from the crowd. The sad thing is, this homogenization has been affecting designs pretty much everywhere: from everyday architecture to how products look.
I don't know what one has to do with the other, but I do prefer pizza over vlad
The way i understand it: Putin sounds like poutine. In case you don't know, poutine is a meal from Quebec. So pizza not poutine = pizza not Putin.
Load More Replies...I've always felt so bad for people who share the name (╥﹏╥)
Load More Replies...I just can’t get over the fact that she’s dabbing under her hair instead of over.
Actual women named Karen, yes probably. People with the attitude and approach described here, also yes, but they are a *very vocal* minority.
Load More Replies...During an earlier interview, consumer psychology specialist Matt Johnson, Ph.D., shared with Bored Panda some of the reasons why logo homogenization is happening.
“The first [reason] is that as we move towards a more digital environment, there’s a need to make brand logos as legible and as easy to identify as possible. The consumer’s attention is strained even more in the online world, so logos can’t afford to be disfluent or challenging to process,” the Hult International Business School and Harvard University professor told us.
by sad i mean its sad that he does this, this is a great shirt tho :)
Load More Replies...I remember hearing that Bing Crosby put a clause in his will, that if any heir ever mentioned what a horrible, abusive father he was, they’d be disinherited. Before he died, he lived in my parents’ town, so they heard about it from people who personally knew him, and experienced first hand what a horrible person was.
Load More Replies...I haven't seen a single episode of spongebob.... but I really want this shirt!
And Wile E. roasts the Road Runner, and Sylvester finally catches that damn canary and eats it, or serves it to Granny with some favs beans and a nice Chanti.
Isn't that how all fairy tales really are? They all gave me nightmares as a kid, witches eating children, stepmothers poisoning daughters, one gets stuck in a glass coffin, wolves dressing up as grandmothers...oh u know lol.
Load More Replies...The Stephen Fry version is funnier. "Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream, Belts off, trousers down, Isn't life a scream!"
“Secondly, there also may be a growing realization of the ‘fluency effect’: the relatively robust behavioral science phenomenon that the more fluent a font is written in, the more likable and trustworthy the message. As more brands become familiar with this phenomenon, they may want to test new, more fluently written logos to capitalize on this effect,” he said.
The text is in better quality and no blocking like the rest of that image. Probably fake.
Also no distortion of the text or image where the shirt is wrinkled.
Load More Replies...Whats really creepy is that Mickey Mouse ears are round like balls. In the cartoons, no matter what angle they are always round.
Load More Replies...Everyone knows this is why you have to tuck the covers under your feet.
I used to have a shirt with this saying repeatedly. It was a different design.
“While this logo trend is seen across a wide array of industries, there may be only one or two within each industry that may make this change, since if everyone did, they would not be differentiating as well. There may be a broader implication of this: if companies begin to recognize that consumers, at least in digital environments, prefer more basic logo designs, brands will rush to be the first in their industry to do so to plant their flag first. While all brands want to be at the razor’s edge of consumer preferences, no brand wants to be seen as the copycat of their competitor,” the professor told Bored Panda.
I thought it looked like Nicholas Cage; thank you for translating
Load More Replies...Thats what the japanese says actually:))
Load More Replies...Hello Lettuce, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again. Because a vision softly creeping, Left its seeds while I was sleeping. And the vision that was planted in my brain, Still remains, Within the taste of sadness.
... and the rabbits bowed and prayed... to the lettuce bowl I'd made...
Load More Replies...Not of you drown it in cheese and salad dressing. Now kale, that's sadness.
Yay!!! I have this shirt and wear it all the time because it cracks me up! It's perfect to wear going out for ice cream 🤣🤣🤣
I need that shirt. Myself and a friend who suffer with a chronic pain condition would definitely wear it.
I could really use one of those. Timing is good too since this is chronic pain awareness month.
“I imagine the general trend will persist, especially in the digital environment. If it turns out to be the case that more basic, legible logos are more suitable for online preferences, we may also move to a system where each major brand has at least two distinct brand logos: one in the digital world, and one for the physical world. This is already happening to a certain extent since many brands that have gone to a more basic font haven’t completely jettisoned their originals and retained them for specific uses,” he explained.
I know someone who would rock this shirt unironically and I want to get this for them.
My friend is ace and I am definitely getting him this shirt :)
Load More Replies...I totally like this! Even tho they could have placed his right arm a bit higher.
Personalized? Check. Alpha imagery? Check. Aggresive tone? Check. Ah yes, we found it, ladies, the battle flag of overcompensating insecure masculinity.
Yeah Gary. I dunno what you did to upset this guy, but it seems egregious. /j
A f***y pack and not one, but two, phones clipped to his cargo shorts. Magnificent.
Gary, take off that f***y pack. It's the reason no girl has said yes to you since the 70s.
Looks like the results of one of those Facebook tests put on a T-Shirt.
“Since branding is fundamentally about differentiation, there will be an upper limit to how much brand logos can homogenize and go together on a single dimension. It’s great to adapt to new consumer preferences, but if every brand does that in the same way, it fails to differentiate in a significant way. This is why I think there is a ‘race’ within each industry to be the first to do so, which then makes things more difficult for their competitors: should they persist in making their logo more basic, at the risk of looking like a copycat? Or should they cede that positioning and devise a way to differentiate by some other means?”
Oh God this does look like something blitz would wear 😂
Load More Replies...Don't even get me started with that god idea....this eat or get eaten idea and adding fear and pain to it, what loving god would do that?
Pair it with one of those "Kiss me, I'm Irish" hats you see on St. Patrick's Day, and the first person to kiss your a**e back wins.
The professor noted that brands can also differentiate themselves in other ways, like using “tighter taglines,” exclusive product features, and “fluent soundmarks.” That way, the legibility of the logo is no longer the only important thing.
My ex husband. Trying to be sexy to get me into bed. Me saying no. Him calling me a fat c*nt and then actually trying to going back to being sexy. He lasted less than a year.
I did an exchange trip to Japan almost 30 years ago, and while walking around Tokyo, I saw a group of local teens, one of whom was wearing a shirt that said, and I quote, "too drunk to f**k." So to answer your question, my best guess is not knowing what it says.
Load More Replies...He will just fill the condom with helium and the volunteer will hold the string. You all have dirty minds... 🤣🤣🤣
much better than toxic positivity or some other motivational cr4p
Load More Replies...The extra space and lack of an apostrophe or the letter I is bothering me. Once I get past that.....where's the damn comma?! I think the school kid in the photo needs some more schooling.
Nine inch nails till I die!! But Cash's cover was really good too.
Load More Replies...There's a metal band called I Hate Stuart Little: https://ihatestuartlittle.bandcamp.com/album/i-hate-stuart-little
Oh, I only knew the lyrics of Nine Inch Nails, and was wondering what that mouse is (rat? I'm a sweet summer child). 👍🏼
Load More Replies...Why does the word a*s keep getting blurred but the word a**e was fine on the one t-shirt?
i want it too but i would not be able to wear it in public XD
Load More Replies...Dude, I can make this shirt with my cricut. I kinda need to now.
Why does a dog stand for mental illness? I'm not having it. Make it at least a happy pooch so it gives the idea of therapy.
Okay, this made me laugh a bit since it's a play on a hugely caffinated drink with a group that can't consume caffeine.
Mormons don't drink coffee (or tea) because their version of a holy book says they shouldn't drink "hot beverages" for health reasons. That was interpreted to mean coffee and tea, and at some point, it was interpreted to mean that because coffee and tea are caffeinated, caffeine was off-limits. But the LDS church allows caffeinated soda and some Mormons choose to consume coffee now, too.
Load More Replies...I called and got the hold music "It's raining men"
Load More Replies...It’s nice compared to all the other names we could be called!
Load More Replies...Then he'll definitely have something in common with anyone who responds.
Load More Replies...Quick search, Georgia, USA. Long distance charges may be applicable.
i live in georgia 😭someone get me outta here
Load More Replies...Will men please stop wearing those stupid pants/shorts or whatever the hell they are.
They're not stupid, they're just meant for bigger size men
Load More Replies...I'm still a fan of the US navy realizing direct input limited duty officer was a bad idea and just changing the title to direct input officer
Load More Replies...Why aren't they alert to kinky connotations? Beats me. I'd do some research, but I'm all tied up now.
They're wearing a lock necklce. It looks like a joke to me
Load More Replies...I once did a graphic design job for a Dutch company that wanted to promote their new management course: Business Unit Manager. Yeah, they wanted to use the acronym. I enlightened them.
It's an abbreviation-specifically an initialism, but not an acronym. https://www.differencebetween.com/difference-between-acronym-and-vs-abbreviation/
Load More Replies...Yeees.... makes one lean towards the more "common" usage of the acronym...
Load More Replies...It will if you watch this scene where B Rabbit defeats the Black Panther ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2hiFbuQ-Qw
Load More Replies...I was wondering...do you have any experience with oysters as well? 🥺
i would like this one as well~ would be perfect to wear around my boyfriend lol
Wouldn't it be crazy if copyright folks dressed as Mickey came out and grabbed him?
Load More Replies...Hopefully a dig at the corruption and inequality in the USA shoveled in by the last incumbent - I'm pretty sure that if it really really kicked off, many people would be willing to face front ; actually the way Putin is kicking off, we might be deeper in the s**t sooner rather than later !!!
Is it a commentary on civil service, or a dig at Disney Corp's political leanings? No idea, but it's a fun design lol
What did the counter do to you, hun? It must have been quite traumatic. Have you tried therapy yet? Is this part of it?
If a young man was wearing this, people would call him a pig. But, for some reason, when an old man wears it, it's all, "Oh grandpa, you old devil."
... No. No, I still think he's a pig (unless he's not in possession of all his faculties)
Load More Replies...Maybe this is why Johnny was deeply and creatively disturbed
Load More Replies...Elderly people can be friends with benefits too. No different than a picture of two young friends with benefits.
No one is saying they can't. Maybe just don't advertise it grossly on a t-shirt.
Load More Replies...Ageism lives and breathes here. Too bad. Thank you Justanother and Paul, you are awesome.
You know Ruth, I can get you a great half off deal on your car's extended warranty.
Man, as a nurse, I feel compelled to tell you all; the elderly don't stop sexin' it up, in fact, some of them get even down right SLUTTY. I caught two of them in the hospital once. He was 90 and and she was in her 80s (I believe). We also had a small town in Louisianas nursing home come down with a rampant case of STDs. And yes, they were literally bed hoping. One lady said "we're not leaving this place unless it's in a coffin, might as well have some fun before then!". Yeah
It's meant to make a criminal leaning parent feel bad about being an absent parent because he or she would be in jail.
Load More Replies...There are three dots, mom is answering just give her a second
Merch from the collection of Olivia Jade. Be sure to use code "ROWING" for 10% off your purchase.
* tumbleweed blows gently across the screen *
Load More Replies...hey, that stuff never hurt me!..... the brain tumor was there before hand!
How about a t-shirt saying, "It's not a BEER BELLY; it's a FUEL TANK for a PEE-PEE machine?"
Have you met people? Some need practical reminders.
Load More Replies...Mario just told Luigi he has Stage 4 terminal pancreatic cancer and Luigi is consoling his brother with a hug. That's all. Nothing more.
There will be no white flag above my dome - I'm in love and always will be.
Honestly they want neither from you. They just want you to stay far, far away....
I was thinking "Jennifer's Body," but Rogue is abetter pick!
Load More Replies...You got this, sis. Get out there and smash it! You're so much stronger than you know, and more beautiful as well! *hugs*
Load More Replies...That’s not something I will put on a shirt, but swifties gotta be swifties.
No! She'll mistake you for Edward and/or Bella!
Load More Replies...I’m not sure , but it definitely sounds like something Ron Swanson would say
Load More Replies...My understanding is that these shirts are from Chicago, famous for its plethora of encased meat options.
The weird nike logo adds even more levels of confusion. Is this meant to be a comment on consumerism?
That's the only one so far I'd wear though I'd prefer it saying "boyfriend" instead
well almost..... my grandmother smoked, and when my mom was 10, grandma forgot the cig and took the kids outside to play, burning the house down..... then 6 years later..... mom's birthday again, my great uncle forgot a cig as he took everyone to his house to do something.... her house burned down again, she lost everything the first time and second time lost everything again but her brothers and sisters....... she stoped haveing birthdays .....
Holy c**p!! That would psychologically scar a person!!!!!!!
Load More Replies...Tourist in China with a local who clearly has no idea what the shirt says.
Plot twist: guy in the blue shirt has an equally asinine/offensive slogan that he has no idea what it says.
Load More Replies...No, it's a *baby* shirt--the tag says it's for ages 0-3 months--which makes it not-worse, as that is a perfectly appropriate age to be drinking breast milk. Not an appropriate age to drink coffee, of course, but the point is that this is a novelty shirt you'd buy for the baby shower of your friend who is just a little too into pumpkin spice lattes. (Or that a person who thinks "likes pumpkin spice lattes" is personality trait might buy for her own baby, I guess.)
Load More Replies...How many of this shirt really needs to exist though? I mean...is there more than one of this person? o.O
Comparing to top most line many lines are not properly center aligned and that's bothering me. Also, this is what happened to a document when 80s kids discovered Clip Art for the first time.
The landscape actually is real https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bliss_(image)
Load More Replies...Watching it on YouTube streams is hilarious. I loved when the Outsidexbox and Outside Xtra group did it. Made me wish I had friends
Load More Replies...Fun fact: Jazz Jackrabbit 2 has a Hell-themed level called The Bad Pitt
There's a lot of these kinds of shirts in Asia. One time some guy was behind me in line and his was "Hitler's World tour: 1939 - " then it had dates scratched off after 1945. The second world war isn't really taught out here and Hitler (or the Holocaust) isn't really a thing folks know about. It's just like you never learned about the history of the wars with Japan/China etc. I know it seems crazy and all...if you want even crazier, in China there's a whole fashion thing with the nazis - and they are REALLY into it, but they really are completely clueless about its history or meaning...it's kind of bananas.
Load More Replies...Sure, go along with the sci-fi fantasy horror.
Load More Replies...That’s the quote from the 80’s movie Conan the Barbarian. A little misspelled but I totally got it.
She appears to be washing her hands by holding them above a sink. The rest is moot.
wow, that just sucked all the fun and funny out of this page, Dang..... this looks like one of those punishment shirts, cause it doesn't look like a memorial one...
Holy accurate. My partner accidentally wore one of their favorite shirts in front of my mom. It reads "give me van halen, or give me head." Hope this cheers you up!
Load More Replies...Considering my sister was almost killed by a drunk driver in February, this isn't funny. This person would find my curled phalanges on an impactful course with their mandible.
I don't think it's supposed to be funny. I think it might be a punishment shirt.
Load More Replies...She went to prison for insider trading, then her inmate crocheted her a handsome poncho.
Load More Replies...She doesn't think you care. She's trying to get the session over with.
I cannot convey with words just how much I *intensely* dislike this shirt.
...which implies she IS horny for a grilled cheese.
Load More Replies...There...there are more than two options here; You do know that, right? I feel very concerned you don't know that
Yeah, and one of those two isn't even an option.
Load More Replies...I mean if it helps , sure, but as part of a program worked out with your therapist please
A fair number of these are photoshopped. But I'm disturbed by some of the ones that aren't.
t-shirt had a mushroom cloud on it... caption: "It only takes one nuclear detonation to spoil your whole day"
30 years ago, my Granny bought a t-shirt for my (then) husband, that had huge letters (covering most of the torso) "I'm shy"... and then small letters, underneath, that said, "but, I have a big d**k".it was hilarious. He was too shy to wear it, but I wore it out for a while. 🙂
file this under "things I'm going to hell for laughing at". (it's a big file)
Also, while some of these were really good, others were just memes on a t-shirt, for no reason. imo
A fair number of these are photoshopped. But I'm disturbed by some of the ones that aren't.
t-shirt had a mushroom cloud on it... caption: "It only takes one nuclear detonation to spoil your whole day"
30 years ago, my Granny bought a t-shirt for my (then) husband, that had huge letters (covering most of the torso) "I'm shy"... and then small letters, underneath, that said, "but, I have a big d**k".it was hilarious. He was too shy to wear it, but I wore it out for a while. 🙂
file this under "things I'm going to hell for laughing at". (it's a big file)
Also, while some of these were really good, others were just memes on a t-shirt, for no reason. imo
