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Alexandra Nara 2 months ago (edited)

your comments here really make my day

5points

Sane Minotaur 2 months ago

You win the internet today, Pandamonium.

3points

Belle_Pandamonium🇧🇻l 2 months ago

Haha 😂👍🏻

3points

harshtart 2 months ago

😂😂

0points

Sinnsyk Jakte 2 months ago

Sexist, bigoted, lazy, incapable of doing simple maintenance, totally cool with going to a dumb extreme indefinitely rather than look for a real solution, irrational, and sensitive in his masculinity.

8points

Ivy 2 months ago

Ya this guy displayed a bucket full of red flags with this one action.

3points

LaserBrain 2 months ago

Lovecraftian monster!

8points

Barbara Burns 2 months ago

Wow. He was too stupid to figure out how to do a simple fix to make a toilet flush? Well, good riddance! (See what I did there?)

8points

Cat Chat 2 months ago

Isn't checking that the chain hasn't been unhooked one of the first things to check. Even if the hook is broken, it can easily be jury rigged with paperclips and the like.

9points

Space Invader 2 months ago

She flushed more than one turd that day...

8points

Icomefromthelanddownunder 2 months ago (edited)

He could have mentioned that you need a bucket to flush before she went to the toilet

7points

Marianne 2 months ago

People are so stupid. Being able to repair a toilet is a HUGE advantage.

5points

OneHappyPuppy 2 months ago

Yeah, I'm the handyman in my house, and no neither one of us cares as long as it gets done

3points

tori Ohno 2 months ago

Awwww, poor little baby. Did I insult your manhood re-hooking a widdle chain?

3points

Rafael 2 months ago

This did not go the way I expected. And - was I the sort of guy who let something like that go on for months - I would propose on the spot.

1point

Dr Jimmy 03 2 months ago

Will be even funnier when you graduate with a higher GPA.

1point

Lyoness 2 months ago

Hello bullet. Like my dip duck dive and dodge?

1point

Alexandra 2 months ago

Don't forget stupid; he proved to be stupid as well.

1point

Tara L. 2 months ago

Lol my husband told me the moment he decided he wanted to marry me was when he got home from work to find that I had replaced the flapper in the toilet while he was gone that had broke the night before. He liked that I know how to fix things.

0points

سارا ناز 2 months ago

sorry I'm still stuck on the emphasis of 'female' law student LOL

0points

Me. 2 months ago

Sounds a bit like he was forced, with the can't and supposed

0points

disclosingNina--1876 , Tomasz Kulesa / pexels Report

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I, myself, broke up with somebody because they kept insisting I should get an iPhone.

Final score:

106points

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lovemy suffolk 2 months ago

Android for the win 😁

107points

PeaceOfGold , Ric Rodrigues / pexels Report

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them Was explaining best practices for seizure first aid since I have epilepsy and it wasn't the best controlled for a bit so I found it was safest to be open quickly with it in case I dropped (don't like coming to with s**t being shoved in my mouth)...

And then he started praying over me in a language I didn't recognize, then apologized saying he can't date "the possessed" and left the table.

Couple waitresses and a busser witnessed the whole debacle, f**k the kitchen might've heard the "prayer". Nearly cried after the shock wore off, but everyone else was very nice and I got a free dessert for my trouble.

Final score:

100points

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Pandemonium 2 months ago

Free dessert AND the nutter took himself out of your life? Perfect date!

105points

New_Scar_6820 , RDNE Stock project / pexels Report

Marriage.com reports that in the United States, women are generally almost twice as likely to initiate breakups than men. Meanwhile, around 70% of straight, unmarried couples break up within the first year of dating.

After making up their minds, 42% of people wait a week before breaking up with their partner.

The fallout from breakups is considerable. A whopping 58% of people consider their breakups to be dramatic or messy. And nearly a fifth (19%) of Americans said that they’ve been ghosted by their (now ex) partners at the end of their long-term relationships. However, 71% of Americans admitted that they still stay in touch with their exes. 60% opened up that they still stalk their ex-partners on social media.

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them Because I clean my house, apparently real men don't clean.

Final score:

95points

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Little Wonder 2 months ago

If he's not up to his waist in his own filth I am NOT interested!!

52points

Psychedelic_ , Wendy Berry / flickr Report

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them Mine happened last night. I don't drink alcohol. Just for the simple reason I don't like it. The date was great. Well, I thought it was.

A few minutes after I got home. He said he can't date a 40-year-old who orders a kid's drink. I ordered a strawberry lemonade. He said he wants to date an adult.

I know any reason is a good reason not to date someone. He has a right to his opinion.

Final score:

93points

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Bay Bo 2 months ago

Iny opinion u were too mature for him

50points

No_Cricket808 , Yuting Gao / pexels Report

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them He thought I was making up stuff to make him look stupid when I explained that the light we see from the stars is millions if not billions of years old.

"NOBODY CAN PROVE THAT, IT'S ALL MADE UP!"

Final score:

91points

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lovemy suffolk 2 months ago (edited)

Run. Run away quickly, before you get pushed off the edge of the earth.

106points

Dry-Studio8533 , Alina Vilchenko / pexels Report

Cheating is a huge red flag and, in most cases, leads to the end of the relationship. Around 85% of people’s relationships fall apart after one of the partners admits to having cheated on their significant other.

When it comes to marriages, around half of them end up in divorce, according to Marriage.com. However, Forbes notes that in reality, ‘only’ 43% of first marriages end up dissolved. Second marriages fall apart 60% of the time, while third marriages fare even worse on average, with 73% ending in divorce.

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I came home to find all my stuff on the front lawn. We'd been together 2 years. Her and her friends went to a psychic that day who said she was being cheated on...

Final score:

85points

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Thee8thsense 2 months ago

Good to know she's a logical gal...pfft.

45points

MiciaRokiri , Trinity Kubassek / pexels Report

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them Back in high school a guy broke up with me because I told him I trusted him not to take advantage of me (after an accident b**b touch that was clearly accidental). Years later we spoke and he apologized, he was raised in an Uber Christian conservative household and me not being mad or shaming him was apparently too much at the time.

Final score:

83points

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Savahax 2 months ago

This took a turn I was not expecting

64points

TheMightyBoofBoof , Andrea Piacquadio / pexels Report

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I was too nice for bringing her food when she was sick. (This was long before food delivery apps.)

Her rationale was: “I know that one day I’m just gonna hurt you. And you’re too nice to have that happen to you.”

Stung a bit, but hey i appreciate the honesty….also, maybe you should see a therapist??

Final score:

80points

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Alexandra Nara 2 months ago

sounds like an attempt to get out without hurting you.. It's not you, it's me.. Been there done that 🙈

13points

sunisshin , Anastasia Shuraeva / pexels Report

To be fair, it always takes more than one person to make any romantic entanglement work. If only one individual is ‘feeling it,’ then it’s a one-sided, unrequited relationship. So, if you do spot that your date annoys you or has too many red flags to continue anything with them, you shouldn’t feel guilty about breaking things off.

The alternative—seeing someone you can’t stand and pretending to like them—is far worse. Lying to yourself and to your date wouldn’t be fair. It’s good to have standards. There is a caveat, however.

#10

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I didn't wanna buy apartment with him after knowing him for 2 weeks 😂🙇🏼‍♀️

Final score:

73points

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Savahax 2 months ago

Still not after 2 weeks? Commitment issues much?

53points

kaylintendo , Gustavo Fring / pexels Report

#11

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them On our first date, I asked him about his tattoos, and he told me one of them was based on the Nightmare Before Christmas, which was his absolute favorite movie. I told him I’ve never seen it, but always wanted to check it out. You would think the normal reaction to that is something like: “now I know what we can do for the next date”, but he later sent me a string of texts that this wasn’t going to work out.

He said he can’t be with someone who doesn’t like the same media as him. The Nightmare Before Christmas was a “very important movie to him” and he can’t be with someone who doesn’t share the same values. (??) Keep in mind, I had just never seen it. I didn’t even say that it was a bad movie, just that I wanted to watch it (with him).

Final score:

70points

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Ashley Harrold 2 months ago

If someone told me they hadn't seen my favorite movie I'd be super excited to show it to them

113points

greenreaper_ , Pavel Danilyuk / pexels Report

#12

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them She asked me if I was saving up to buy a house, to which I answered "no".

Within seconds the mood changed and we weren't compatible anymore.

As we parted ways, I told her the reason I wasn't saving to buy a house was because I already own one. It then became obvious that was indeed the reason for not wanting another date, but I knew enough.

Final score:

69points

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Jerome Lenovo 2 months ago

oohh that kind of person, sort of ''what can i get in the divorce''

36points

Ok-Decision403 , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

There is such a thing as having standards that are too high, or rather, unrealistic. In other words, if you’re too picky about who you spend time with, you shouldn’t be surprised if you find yourself socially isolated and alone. There will never be someone out there for you who is your ‘perfect’ soulmate or 100% matches the idealized form of your partner you built up in your head.

But perfection is boring anyway. Someone’s flaws, quirks, and imperfections are a huge part of what makes a person truly unique. And if you can see yourself being okay with at least some of them, then that stranger you’re having a coffee date with might eventually become ‘your’ person in the future. The reality is that you won’t significantly change your partner into someone ‘better’ (aka more in line with your ideal) after you two start dating. If you can’t accept them for who they are now, it’ll only lead to frustration in the future.

#13

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them Because I *don't" have BPD. Apparently, he "craves the excitement" of being with someone with a personality disorder, and being with his first girlfriend who didn't was just "too mainstream" for him.

If this wasn't odd enough, he was a therapist by profession. I do wonder slightly if that's how he's managed to meet so many women with personality disorders.

Final score:

68points

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Beak Hookage 2 months ago

Mental illness is NOT a kink, dude. Or it shouldn't be.

80points

jacksmom14 , Nick Collins / pexels Report

#14

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them After a date or two, we got to talking about food. His family doesn’t eat anything with garlic because his father has an aversion to it. I said I cook with it extensively, especially meats. Later he said he thought we were probably not very compatible due to our gastronomic differences.

Final score:

65points

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Bay Bo 2 months ago

Vampires...whathaha

50points

LarYungmann , Kampus Production / pexels Report

#15

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them We discovered we were cousins.

Final score:

65points

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Blma1025 2 months ago

This isn't a weird reason, it's a very valid one.

60points

Soft-Criticism9934 , Nataliya Vaitkevich / pexels Report

What is the most bizarre reason someone has stopped dating you or broken up with you, dear Pandas? Have you ever dumped someone because of an odd or seemingly insignificant detail?

What do you value the most in a romantic partner? We’d love to hear your thoughts. Scroll down to the bottom of this post to share your perspective.

#16

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them Because I would not bleach my hair blonde..I'm a redhead I will keep it ty

Final score:

61points

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Sleestak 2 months ago

Go red!

37points

#17

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them Not me but a friend had a girl break up with him because she said, "I'm very Slytherin and you're just too Hufflepuff."

G4m3c0cks , Dark Dwarf / flickr Report

Final score:

60points

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Savahax 2 months ago

Alternatively, maybe try living in reality? 😬

42points

nmbr4 , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

#18

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I wanted to spend some time to myself. I'm not incredibly social and I honestly don't even like talking on the phone but I made a change to"open my mind." Yet I felt out of place face timing every second I could to please their needs. Was at the store on facetime talking out loud, driving on facetime,falling asleep on facetime, going on breaks and facetime. I just wanted to feel myself again and eat in private, watch anime and be able to pay attention, s**t even scroll YouTube to see what I've been missing. The second I said Id like to have some me time I got dumped so fast my head spinned. I was incredibly heartbroken and confused but now I think that person was a narcissist.

Final score:

57points

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Little Wonder 2 months ago

Same thing happened to me!! I just wanted a couple of hours to NOT be talking or engaging, to veg out and that was the end of the relationship. Was gutted at the time, but on reflection, I couldn't have carried on like that for much longer.

39points

#19

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I had been SA’ed before we met. He was very religious and couldn’t get past the fact I wasn’t a virgin 🙃

k81605 , Timur Weber / pexels Report

Final score:

56points

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Savahax 2 months ago

The byebye 👋🏻

32points

HooterEnthusiast , Pixabay / pexels Report

#20

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them She told me the radio station speaking through her tooth fillings, told her I was a demon and she should k*ll me. She seemed so sweet and normal.

Final score:

56points

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Thee8thsense 2 months ago

Wow. Maybe she needs a new dentist?

48points

Small-Feedback3398 , Dome Dussadeechettakul / pexels Report

#21

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I broke up with a guy in high school because he insisted that "Buddy Holly" by Weezer was sung by Buddy Holly.

Final score:

54points

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Lost Panda 2 months ago

I don't care what they say about us anyway

35points

ConcernAffectionate2 , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

#22

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I have a small tattoo in a place only he and my doctor would see. He “couldn’t bring me home to his father because he would disapprove.”

Final score:

53points

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JimSteve 2 months ago

Why the heck would his father be looking there?

55points

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#23

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I once went on a few dates with a guy, we weren’t official or anything, but we liked each other and things were on the way to become serious. On the ride home from a date, he told me he couldn’t date me anymore because he would have to move to another town for work. I didnt say anything. Then he proceeded to tell me if he stayed in our town and had a relationship with me, he wouldnt be able to afford a dyson vacuum cleaner, he would only buy a phillips one. And that this was very important to him.

blabpla , Travis Wise / flickr Report

Final score:

51points

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Thee8thsense 2 months ago

Well, that sucks.

79points

#24

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them My best friend broke up with a sweet, successful, and funny man because he smelled like Tide detergent and his urethra was too large. I don’t know if she told him that but that’s what she told me. That’s when I realized she has deep issues with commitment/men in general. Years later, he has a lovely long term partner and she is still single.

LLaserz , Mike Mozart / flickr Report

Final score:

50points

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Mark Trombley 2 months ago

Breaking up because his urethra was too large is very, very odd.

45points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#25

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I was a freshman in high school, he was a junior. We were in tons of extracurriculars together. He broke up with me after maybe a month of dating, during a theater rehearsal. He said his therapist said we should break up, and then he *ran away* from me. Literally, turned and full sprint ran away from me. In front of everyone. We'd been on maybe 2 dates and had "parked" a few times but we were dorky kids and definitely not in love or anything. If he hadn't been so dramatic about it, I probably wouldn't even still think about it, but it does bring me a chuckle every once in a while.

buroblob , Niko Twisty / pexels Report

Final score:

49points

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Thee8thsense 2 months ago

His name was Scoot Outahere.

32points

Automatic-Degree7169 , RDNE Stock project / pexels Report

#26

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I once dated a girl for several months. One day she told me she was breaking up with me because her ex boyfriend was finally getting out of jail and she was getting back with him.

Final score:

49points

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Beak Hookage 2 months ago

Ah, he sounds like a MUCH better prospect.

33points

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#27

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I had one guy stop because he found out my mom died young, from cancer and thought I was too risky and might die young too.

Righteous_Sheeple , Pavel Danilyuk / pexels Report

Final score:

49points

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sbj 2 months ago

What a very shallow guy he was

14points

ArdbertXRoxas , Mikhail Nilov / pexels Report

#28

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them Astrology signs said we were not compatible.

Final score:

49points

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JimSteve 2 months ago

I felt like this would be the most common thing I'd see on this list

29points

Lesssensethanlogic2 , Ketut Subiyanto / pexels Report

#29

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them I couldn’t recite her phone number without looking it up.

Final score:

45points

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JimSteve 2 months ago

I can't even remember MY phone number.

46points

#30

We got into an argument about communism and she (communist supporter) was adamant that I (critic of communism) didn't understand it well enough and was being narrow-minded about it.

The funny part is that she was born and raised in the UK and learned about it in books (incl. of course Marx/Engels' Communist Manifesto) while I had only grown up right next door to a communist country with grandparents that lived in and had to flee that country. But yeah... Maybe I wasn't open-minded enough about it.

NarayanLiu Report

Final score:

45points

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Jill Rhodry 2 months ago

Theory v in practice - theory always seems to forget to account for greed and that humans can basically just be shite simply for the sake of it

56points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#31

Dated someone for 2 weeks. I was the one reaching out to her constantly. Texting her, planning things, etc. She never reached out to me.

On a Saturday I decided she can reach out to me.

Sunday she said I wasn't trying hard enough to date her.

No loss.

Ragnar-Wave9002 Report

Final score:

44points

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Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) 2 months ago

If you’re the one taking all the effort to do things in a relationship, perhaps you should talk to your partner about it, or think about if the relationship is right for you

4points

#32

He thought I made something he didn’t like for dinner. His dinner was in the oven and he only looked on the stove (where I was making something separate for myself). Dodged a bullet there 😅

everydaypogostick Report

Final score:

44points

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Green Machine 2 months ago

I presume he threw a tantrum before they told him. lol

13points

PetitexBby , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

#33

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them One time, someone stopped seeing me just because I didn’t like their favorite TV show. Like, seriously? People can be so picky about the weirdest stuff.

Final score:

43points

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Jerome Lenovo 2 months ago

I kinda get it .... You don't like Twin Peaks or BSG, you better have a gooood reason :)

6points

#34

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them The weirdest one for me was, " I can't be with someone that had her child/ dogs/ cats/ self vaccinated. Does not believe the earth is flat and disputes the safety and effectiveness of chiropractic care. " This was prior to the plague, so Anit Vax was big but not like it is now. The s*x was fantastic, which is why I continued to date him. I always thought of the dates as an unfortunate seminar before the cool main event. So when he broke it off, I felt like my ice cream slid off my cone. Both funny and disappointing. For extra fun, the next person I dated was in medical research. Flat Earth guy made it point to corner me at the farmers market to tell me scornfully how " disappointed " he was that " I learned nothing" from him and decided to date a scientist.

Finicky_Goblin , CDC / pexels Report

Final score:

42points

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Savahax 2 months ago

This sentence structure is making me question a few things about this person as well

23points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#35

One night she wanted to cuddle after a party but I, while dealing with a kidney stone and medication for said stone, was not feeling well and wanted to just go home alone and go to sleep. This led to an accusation that I never cared about her in the first place which was false, but I was unwilling to engage in the argument and fuel a negative go-round. If you can't communicate with me in civility, you can't communicate with me, bye.

zarifex Report

Final score:

41points

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Lost Panda 2 months ago

I believe it is she who did the not caring

20points

#36

Had a guy break up with me because he was protestant and couldn't date a catholic.

I am not catholic and neither is my family. Still thankful he showed his colours early on.

throwaway199299i1 Report

Final score:

40points

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Jerome Lenovo 2 months ago

that's ok, (s)he cant date a m*r*n

8points

iforgotalltgedetails Report

#37

My dog was fat and it was a red flag I wasn’t actively trying to make a 13 year old dog with arthritis and a heart murmur lose weight instead of making her last few months comfy.

Final score:

40points

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Bay Bo 2 months ago

Bless ur heart, a dog at 13 is when u give them ice cream w a cherry on top(or t bone steak w a chicken on top)

35points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#38

I had a lady I was dating break up with me because I treated her too nice and didn't get s**t-faced every night, and that was just really weird and she'd never dealt with that before.

Hylebos75 Report

Final score:

39points

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Marianne 2 months ago

I feel sorry for her, she must have been raised in a horrible family.

43points

#39

I once had a woman tell me she couldn’t date me anymore because I was “too funny.”

Shanedoe3 Report

Final score:

35points

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JimSteve 2 months ago (edited)

??... "Too funny"?? How is it even possible to dislike someone for being funny?!?!

16points

#40

I have a foot fetish. She was down to do the wildest s**t except have her feet touched. Honestly, whatever, we don't all like the same stuff, so I didn't mind. However, she was ADAMANT that being into feet was weird but NONE of the stuff she wanted to do was weird.

I know everyone's disgust factor (and triggers) vary, but it was an unfortunate reason to end an otherwise fun dynamic.

Proflovebone Report

Final score:

32points

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Bay Bo 2 months ago

This little piggy went to market, then this lil piggy went home alone

18points

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What do you think ?

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Corinne Wheeler 2 months ago

I once ended a relationship because the guy wore sunglasses in the cinema. On the other hand;someone broke up with me because I was a month older than him.

12points

Headless Horseman 2 months ago

🕶🎶I wear my sunglasses at night🎶🕶

6points

Sarah 2 months ago

A girl said she couldn't keep dating me because I'm bisexual. She said she didn't want to deal with the inevitable fallout when I eventually cheated on her. She just assumed I'd be unfaithful. Not as uncommon a belief as I would like. :(

8points

ElfVibratorGlitter 2 months ago

Oh Hun, I get this a lot too. Because you'll sleep with men and women that automatically means you'll sleep with anybody and everybody. 🤷🏿

8points

Doctor Strange 2 months ago

She admitted she was deliberately pushing me to commit suicide.

8points

Skogsrået 2 months ago

Holy c**p, hope you left her? Such an evil thing to do!

6points

David Beaulieu 2 months ago

All I see is a bunch of people lucky that red flags left their life.

4points

Comment Deleted 2 months ago

Many moons ago I worked in a bakery/deli. This guy used to come every single day after work to grab a danish. He asked me out and we started dating. 2 mths in he dumped me saying he was embarrassed to be with me because I worked in a deli. He said he would feel different if I was a bank teller or something. He was a mail man.

3points

Rick Seiden 2 months ago

She left be because I ignored her and treated her like a maid. She dodged a bullet and I learned a valuable lesson about how much an idiot I was being. We met up a few years later and I apologized.

2points

highwaycrossingfrog 2 months ago

I broke up with a guy (or more accurately neither of us initiated any further contact with the other) because he sang along to a song in the cinema whilst we were watching the movie 127 Hours

2points

R 2 months ago

Wow, these people really dodged a major red flag bullet.

2points

Falcon on Dizzy 2 months ago

i got broken up with for loving them too much

2points

Lyoness 2 months ago

That's so sad.

0points

FrogMan 2 months ago

Dated a girl for a few weeks in college. Told me her she always wanted to watch the movie “Casablanca” with her boyfriend. I went to the video store and it wasn’t there. She took that as a sign that we should break up.

2points

JayWantsACat 2 months ago

We just started dating, got along really well, and had very similar types of humor. I was taking my train back home after a date and we were texting back and forth, making each other laugh. She texted a Simpsons joke and I wrote back "A Simpsons reference?! Marry me!", which was obviously a joke. She ghosted me and told her friend who was dating a friend of mine that she thought it weird that I'd say that or found it ridiculous that I'd propose or something to that effect...? I've never said anything serious about us since we just started dating and I wasn't overbearing or anything. I'm decently self-aware so went back through my texts and conversations and I wasn't ever overly serious or anything. I've been in plenty of relationships and, if anything, I'm more aloof than not since breakups kill me so I take it slower than I probably need to. For some reason, she just took it seriously. There wasn't any indication that we weren't good for each other, so it was just out of the blue.

0points

quentariel 2 months ago

I've just been dumbed for not having enough time for him. Which is valid, but juggling both work and uni at the same time took about all my time and I needed a few precious moments for myself too. And to sleep.

0points

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Corinne Wheeler 2 months ago

I once ended a relationship because the guy wore sunglasses in the cinema. On the other hand;someone broke up with me because I was a month older than him.

12points

Headless Horseman 2 months ago

🕶🎶I wear my sunglasses at night🎶🕶

6points

Sarah 2 months ago

8points

ElfVibratorGlitter 2 months ago

Oh Hun, I get this a lot too. Because you'll sleep with men and women that automatically means you'll sleep with anybody and everybody. 🤷🏿

8points

Doctor Strange 2 months ago

She admitted she was deliberately pushing me to commit suicide.

8points

Skogsrået 2 months ago

Holy c**p, hope you left her? Such an evil thing to do!

6points

David Beaulieu 2 months ago

All I see is a bunch of people lucky that red flags left their life.

4points

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3points

Rick Seiden 2 months ago

She left be because I ignored her and treated her like a maid. She dodged a bullet and I learned a valuable lesson about how much an idiot I was being. We met up a few years later and I apologized.

2points

highwaycrossingfrog 2 months ago

I broke up with a guy (or more accurately neither of us initiated any further contact with the other) because he sang along to a song in the cinema whilst we were watching the movie 127 Hours

2points

R 2 months ago

Wow, these people really dodged a major red flag bullet.

2points

Falcon on Dizzy 2 months ago

i got broken up with for loving them too much

2points

Lyoness 2 months ago

That's so sad.

0points