Join the Fun!

#2

Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission.

63points

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Seth Salisbury 2 years ago

As a gamer I like this one

17points

#3

My dog keeps bringing me the same toy. I wonder if that is his favorite toy, or if he thinks it is my favorite toy.

62points

POST

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Its his. For sure. He just wants to play fetch.

7points

#4

If everyone on earth died simultaneously, the internet would be comprised entirely of bots posting, liking, and upvoting each other.

61points

POST

Libstak 2 years ago

That made me laugh

14points

#5

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Due to it almost only being populated by researchers, Antarctica is technically the continent with the highest average IQ and education.

61points

POST

K- THULU 2 years ago

As recent reports show, a pretty high damn level of sexual harassment, too.....

20points

Bendy_McBendyThumb Report

#6

You could throw a rock into a lake and be the last person to ever touch that rock until the end of time.

60points

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Edwina Craciun 2 years ago

Deeper than any lake

7points

#7

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

Have_One Report

55points

POST

Anonymouse 2 years ago

Wow that's crazy that's wow

20points

#8

Some future archaeologist will dig out the Disney World and assume it’s a temple of some bizarre mouse worshipping cult.

55points

POST

Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

What are the assumptions about future discoveries of Santa's Village and any USA shopping mall?

8points

#9

On a clear day you can see about 4 miles into the horizon, but on a clear night you can see light years away.

54points

POST

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

And into the past!

26points

#10

Emojis are the closest we've come to a universal language.

54points

POST

The Idaho Potato 2 years ago

What about facial expressions?

21points

#11

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt.

54points

POST

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

I view mine as a certificate of authenticity.

20points

#12

People get mad at you for forgetting, but it’s impossible to forget on purpose.

51points

POST

Oais Wright 2 years ago

Same with thinking. No matter how hard you try, you could never stop thinking about something on will. Acknowledging this fact will change nothing.

7points

#13

There was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a kid and never picked you up again.

49points

POST

ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago

Well that's sad on some many levels.

18points

#14

The banana is no longer the food item that looks most phone-like. The Pop Tart is.

49points

POST

ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago

That made me feel old.

13points

#15

We all have an endless conversation with ourselves.

48points

POST

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

Turns out I nag, nag, nag

19points

#16

What if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that’s how it works.

48points

POST

Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 2 years ago

that's how it actually works, dogs look at you for protection because they are vulnerable in that moment so they are protecting you. ( i learned this on bored panda)

20points

#17

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense If you replace "W" in when, what and where with a "T", you answer the questions.

47points

POST

Alexej Dvorak 2 years ago (edited)

not to brag, but I had that exact realization in like 5th grade.

15points

#18

The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

43points

POST

Telepathetic 2 years ago

So you win if you don't even bother

14points

#19

If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.

43points

POST

Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

Major portions of me are NOT fit for viewing. No clear windows in me, please. ;(

6points

#20

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense There is a version of you re-created in the minds of everyone you've ever met.

42points

POST

K- THULU 2 years ago

I really try not to think things like that.....

20points

#21

Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

42points

POST

Tabitha 2 years ago

It's weird to me that teeth are considered part of the skeleton when they aren't connected to the actual skeleton and are not bone.

12points

#22

During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.

Raghnarok Report

39points

POST

K- THULU 2 years ago

Unfortunately, so are we...

21points

#23

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense You don’t really own your money it’s just your turn with it.

39points

POST

The Idaho Potato 2 years ago

Hoard money until you die---....wait....

5points

#24

The Titanic’s sinking was a true miracle to the lobsters in the kitchens.

39points

POST

Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago

Again, a credit for the originator would be nice.

7points

#25

The only difference between being murdered and being assassinated is how important you are in the public eye.

MildlyOkayLooking Report

38points

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Libstak 2 years ago

It's not the only difference, you are assassinated BECAUSE of how important you are in the public eye. You are murdered for a host of reasons that the murderer hopes never gets seen in the public eye.

10points

#26

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.

38points

POST

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

🎶 this is the circle of life 🎵

4points

#27

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

37points

POST

BananaStrings 2 years ago

Look up and wave hello;-)

15points

Sheldon 2 years ago

*waves into the empty room*

1point

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Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 2 years ago

i like to think as if i'm living in the first dimension ever.

1point

Fidgets McGee 2 years ago

This is somehow much creepier than "God is watching you"

0points

#28

It won't be long before people use 'the '20s, the '30s, and the '40s' to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s.

37points

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Kimberly Banow 2 years ago

People are already referring to the 1900s. 😱

11points

#29

If you do not pass on your genes, you are the first in your line to fail to do so since the dawn of living organisms.

Ziberzaba Report

36points

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Patty O 2 years ago

The last of your line ...

11points

#30

Your alarm tone is your theme song as it starts every episode.

36points

POST

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

My alarm tone is usually a series of shrieks from my bladder

28points

#31

Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee of you.

parithaabam Report

35points

POST

Buren 2 years ago

But why it doesn't adjust with inflation?

26points

#32

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Bottled water companies do not produce water, they produce plastic bottles.

yung_gravy1 Report

34points

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Mimi M 2 years ago

One of the worst things to happen to our environment was the marketing of bottled water.

10points

#33

"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

W0rdN3rd Report

33points

POST

KombatBunni 2 years ago

I think mine is faulty..

10points

#34

If you water water it grows.

33points

POST

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

If you fire a fire it just does its job better.

15points

#35

The reason why Mickey Mouse has a pet dog Pluto is to keep cats away.

33points

POST

Masha Aguer 2 years ago

🤯

8points

#36

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

33points

POST

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE! But instead, THE FIRE IS ON THIS GIRL!

9points

#37

The brain named itself.

33points

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Seth Salisbury 2 years ago

If the brain was named itself it would give itself a coolqe name like Brian. Or maybe it wanted to be called Brian but it's a spelling mistake that never got corrected? 😱

14points

#38

When you drink alcohol, the alcohol is getting drunk too.

33points

POST

Telepathetic 2 years ago

Deep

9points

#39

Psychiatrists are technically human tech support.

33points

POST

Buren 2 years ago

But when they didn't always try to turn me on and off

16points

#40

Putting zombies on treadmills would provide a wonderful source of green, sustainable energy.

33points

POST

Telepathetic 2 years ago

They're not fast enough

9points

#41

Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn’t fit anybody else in town.

33points

POST

Kylie Mountain 2 years ago

She's not the only one with deformed feet by the end. In the Brothers Grimm version, the stepsisters chop off their toes and heels to try to fit in the shoes, and the prince realizes he's been tricked when he notices that the shoe is full of blood.

18points

#42

"DO NOT TOUCH" would be really unsettling thing to read in Braille.

32points

POST

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

My stupid self read "Brazil"

9points

#43

If you were invisible, you could have a perfectly normal relationship with a blind person.

Loobooway Report

32points

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K- THULU 2 years ago

OK.... I'll be the one to say it..... If you were invisible, you'd also be blind cause light would pass clean through you eyes without registering.....( Sorry to nerd out, but still...)

25points

#44

Dog heaven and squirrel hell are the same place.

31points

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

😂

8points

#45

If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.

Unknown Report

31points

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Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

Or VIPs would still rule from elevated offices, carried aloft on the backs of human mules (studly indentured servants). On-the-job sexual abuse will abound but be covered-up. The only solution: escalator stairs.

3points

#46

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Every 130 years, the Earth is inhabited by a totally new set of humans.

31points

POST

Samia Guled 2 years ago

i just thought of god buying a set of humans lol-

1point

#47

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

Ryskill Report

30points

POST

ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago

Ewww!

10points

#48

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense The combination of innumerable choices you’ve made in your life have brought you to this exact point, reading this exact sentence.

30points

POST

R.E.O. Speedwagon 2 years ago (edited)

those choices also let to me typing this exact comment under this exact post stating the exact sentence

17points

#49

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense If you don’t smoke pot because you’re afraid it’ll make you paranoid, you’re experiencing the side effect without even smoking.

29points

POST

Scott Anderson 2 years ago

I was afraid you'd say that

19points

#50

It is impossible to dig half of a hole.

29points

POST

Nathaniel 2 years ago

What if you dig a full hole and then fill half of it in?

14points

#51

In 5 years, we'll be closer to 2070 than we are to 1970.

28points

POST

Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 2 years ago

y-yeah that's how time works

8points

#52

In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains containing the last moments of peoples lives.

anonymoos_user Report

27points

POST

Jocie (she/they) 2 years ago

BRO-

4points

#53

Every book you've read is just a different combination of the same 26 letters.

26points

POST

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

And every song is a combination of the same eight notes

12points

#54

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.

migrvne Report

26points

POST

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

That would explain all those extended warranty phone calls.

9points

#55

Painkillers are the 'Mute Notifications' option for the body.

26points

POST

Jocie (she/they) 2 years ago

W H Y D O E S T H I S M A K E S E N S E-

5points

#56

If you're still pretty young, chances are you still haven't met the majority of people who will attend your funeral.

Deusque Report

26points

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The Idaho Potato 2 years ago

But what if no one attends my funeral?

13points

#57

When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.

25points

POST

Jocie (she/they) 2 years ago

Bro I cant anymore-

5points

#58

If we pop bubble wrap made in China, the air that comes out is from China.

25points

POST

The Idaho Potato 2 years ago

China even MAKES AIR NOW. (Joke)

10points

#59

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Break a pencil and you’ll have two pencils. Break a pen and you’ll have zero pens.

25points

POST

Telepathetic 2 years ago

And a MESS

9points

#60

Once you become the world’s oldest person, there’s no way you could lose that title, whatever you do.

25points

POST

indiecognition 2 years ago

You could go to Mars

8points

#61

A bed is a shelf for your body when you are not using it.

Nabrokovian Report

24points

POST

Buren 2 years ago

And charger

18points

#62

The voice in your head can scream, whisper, and speak normally, but it's always at the same volume.

24points

POST

Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 2 years ago

no i have 2 in my head. one is constantly yelling terrible things, the other is whispering kinda good thoughts.

11points

#63

Most people are real on their fake accounts and fake on their real account.

24points

POST

Jocie (she/they) 2 years ago

*screams*

3points

iGotEDfromAComercial Report

#64

You probably know more Latin, a dead language, than you do Mandarin, the most common native tongue.

24points

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Concept-Peter Roosdorp 2 years ago

On the other hand, there is more latin in that sentence than there is mandarin.

19points

#65

If Jesus were born today, DNA tests would prove who the father was.

23points

POST

Libstak 2 years ago

So we have God's DNA on file then?

11points

#66

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense If you are standing back-to-back with someone, you are facing them in the longest way possible (around the Earth).

23points

POST

John Barber 2 years ago

Back to back, facing each other, they pulled out guns and stabbed one another.

3points

#67

You can’t stand backwards on stairs.

23points

POST

The Idaho Potato 2 years ago

I stand S I D E W A Y S

7points

#68

Your head is very slowly 3D printing your hair.

23points

POST

K- THULU 2 years ago

The toners run out.... Too many grey hairs...

28points

#69

If I touch my phone in the right places, someone comes and brings me a pizza.

23points

POST

Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

Lucky sod. My remote mountain hamlet lacks home deliveries. Oh, how I suffer... ;(

4points

#70

Balloons are rubber sacks of breath.

21points

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Eric C. 2 years ago

...unless you fill them with helium

12points

#71

Mirrors don’t break, they multiply.

21points

POST

Jocie (she/they) 2 years ago

S I R-

1point

#72

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense If you have drug addicts for neighbors, every mosquito could be a dirty needle.

21points

POST

Patty O 2 years ago

Oh 😱 eww 🤢

9points

#73

Teaching is just brains telling other brains how to be better brains.

20points

POST

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

I'll never be the same ..

4points

#74

If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.

20points

POST

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

The ultimate dirt sandwich

5points

#75

Lamps in video games use real electricity.

1ferrox Report

20points

POST

CaptainJoe 2 years ago (edited)

oh. oh no

3points

#76

Tobacco companies kill their best customers.

20points

POST

R.E.O. Speedwagon 2 years ago

condoms prevent future costumers

21points

#77

Pizzas come in square boxes, made as circles and are eaten as triangles.

20points

POST

Justin 2 years ago

The pizza life cycle: starts a circle, becomes a square, is cut down to a triangle, and ends up a cylinder

4points

#78

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.

Eagle_Blimp Report

20points

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Libstak 2 years ago

A maybe isn't a truth by definition. This thread is about truths...

8points

#79

There could be a viral video of you doing something random with millions of views, and you have no idea because you haven't seen it.

P0RKYM0LE Report

20points

POST

ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago

I've thought of that ... along with how many times have I accidently been in someone's vacation pictures.

8points

#80

All adults were children, but not all children will become adults.

sepientr34 Report

20points

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Booklover<3 2 years ago

That's just sad

9points

#81

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Pregnant women are the only true body builders.

20points

POST

Jocie (she/they) 2 years ago

*screams*

3points

#82

My right elbow is and will remain untouched by my right hand.

20points

POST

Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

I could touch my left elbow with my left hand... after compound-fracturing that arm. Ouch.

5points

#83

Everyone is their own main character.

19points

POST

K- THULU 2 years ago

I'm not..... Just a bit player, always.......

5points

#84

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Knocking on people's doors is basically punching their house until they let you in.

19points

POST

Kimberly Banow 2 years ago

What about if you kick in someone's door?

2points

#85

The hospital you were born in is the only building you leave without entering.

19points

POST

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

Technically, you entered in a submarine.

33points

#86

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense 2013 is the first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers.

19points

POST

Simon Rivest 2 years ago

1988: double 8 1989: double 9 1990: double 9 ... 2001: double 0 And so on. The next year with no double digit was 2013. Next with no double digit was 2014, 2015, 2016 up to 2019. First with double digit after 2013 was 2020, and the next year with no double digit will be 2031.

3points

#87

One day you will hear your name for the last time and never know it.

19points

POST

Concept-Peter Roosdorp 2 years ago

I haven't heard my name for a long time.

6points

#88

If everyone blinked in sync nobody would know that other people blinked.

19points

POST

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Unless you record it...

6points

#89

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense All languages travel at the speed of sound, sign language travels at the speed of light.

Autofarer Report

19points

POST

Samia Guled 2 years ago

dAmN bRo-

1point

#90

Your favorite song might not be the one you've played the most, but the one you've skipped the least.

19points

POST

Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

My fave songs ♬ are those I play ♬ on several different instruments. ♬

4points

#91

Unless you’re a celebrity, Twitter is like talking to yourself in a crowded room.

19points

POST

Jocie (she/they) 2 years ago

NONONONONONONONONONO IM DONE NOW-

2points

#92

As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously one of the rarest and most common people on the planet.

ItsHerox Report

19points

POST

Samia Guled 2 years ago

ASDSFFSGA-

2points

#93

Belt is the most disgusting item of clothing. People always touch it right after they’ve used the bathroom, but nobody ever washes it.

19points

POST

The Idaho Potato 2 years ago

Wait, most people DON'T wash belts?!

11points

#94

If you put one lasagna on top of another one, you still have just one lasagna.

19points

POST

K- THULU 2 years ago

Put one more, and you're gonna have a heart attack...

11points

#95

Technically, you aren't stuck in traffic, because you are the traffic.

19points

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Laura Ketteridge 2 years ago

I wish more motorists would think about that when they are stuck in traffic. They are the traffic.

4points

#96

When having a nightmare, your brain is the author, viewer and cinema of a horror movie whose script is being written as you are viewing it.

18points

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ShinyLopunny 2 years ago

Talk about low budget.

15points

#97

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense What if rocks are actually soft but tense up when we touch them?

18points

POST

indiecognition 2 years ago (edited)

They don't seem soft in a rockslide, even if nobody had touched them

10points

#98

Oranges are pre-sliced by nature.

18points

POST

R.E.O. Speedwagon 2 years ago

why are oranges called oranges when grapes aren't called purples

10points

#99

If weights became invisible, a gym would turn into a slow motion disco.

18points

POST

Maggie 2 years ago

That would be fun to see.

5points

#100

You know how you pull the smartphone out of your pocket to check the time? We’re really going back to the era of pocket watches.

18points

POST

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

👖 🕑 = 📱

1point

#101

When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

benji9t3 Report

17points

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The Idaho Potato 2 years ago

Unless you overdose and die, in which case you are borrowing happiness from nothing.

7points

#102

Marriage is literally agreeing to hang out with someone until the day you die.

17points

POST

The Idaho Potato 2 years ago

Why don't more people just hang out with someone until the day they die/decide they've had enough rather than spend $20K on a ceremony (and potentially even more on a divorce)?

5points

#103

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Pizza is always a pie graph of how much pizza remains.

CompanionSph3re Report

17points

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Laura Ketteridge 2 years ago

Depends on the starting shape of the pizza, and how you cut it. :o) When my children were little we'd regularly make rectangular pizzas. These made excellent bar graphs of how much pizza was left.

1point

#104

We eat pizza from the inside out.

17points

POST

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

Except during the nuclear explosion.

7points

#105

Cheese is just a loaf of milk.

17points

POST

indiecognition 2 years ago

And spilt milk is just a puddle of cow

9points

#106

People can be the exact same age with different birthdays.

16points

POST

EvilNob 2 years ago

You just have to be born at the 29th of February.

4points

#107

My debit card pays for things with past hours of my life, and my credit card pays with future hours of my life.

16points

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Laura Ketteridge 2 years ago

When I want to save money, I work out how long I would have to work to pay for an item. It really to know that 8 hours of work would be required for a doodah. Then I can choose whether being the owner of said doodah is more important than having an extra day at my disposal.

10points

#108

Being "up" for something and "down" for something are the same thing.

16points

POST

Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 2 years ago

a nasty shot and a clean shot in basketball is the same thing

2points

#109

Life never gave us lemons; we invented the fruit all by ourselves.

16points

POST

Laura Ketteridge 2 years ago

Yup, a crossing of bitter orange and citron.

10points

#110

Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now.

16points

POST

EvilNob 2 years ago

You just changed your breath pattern, didn't you?

11points

#111

There are sidewalks in the Cars movies, but they are all cars.

16points

POST

le_smol_froge 2 years ago

GASP who uses the sidewalks

4points

#112

The outer Space is really just an hour away if your car could make it straight up.

16points

POST

Thorsten Massow 2 years ago (edited)

Even less if your car is fast.

3points

#113

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense The word "Fat" just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word "Eat".

dunkm1n Report

15points

POST

I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago

This one isn't really a truth is it? Not even really a observation. More like a random thought right? Maybe I'm just being critical

1point

#114

When you close both eyes you see black, but when you close one you see nothing.

15points

POST

Memo 2 years ago

Its called "Eigengrau" - the color you see if your eyes are closed.

11points

#115

Eventually, most of the content on the internet will be from dead people.

3VD Report

15points

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Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

How much network content now comes from WebCams, or IoT (Internet of Things) devices, all spewing 'data' without human intervention?

0points

#116

The first parents ever to have identical twins must have been really confused.

15points

POST

Laura Ketteridge 2 years ago

Why would they be confused? Lots, and lots of animals give birth to multiples, and some of them will be identical.

9points

#117

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense If you sat on your voodoo doll, you shouldn’t be able get back up again.

15points

POST

Telepathetic 2 years ago

HMMM

3points

#118

If you lose a shoe, you’ve practically lost yourself two shoes.

15points

POST

ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago

Same with socks.

6points

#119

We never stop tasting our own tongues.

14points

POST

EvilNob 2 years ago

I tastes like chicken.

6points

#120

A marriage isn't truly successful until somebody dies.

ithinkimlostguys Report

14points

POST

Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago

As Steve Aylett said, 100% of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

1point

#121

Winter is the only season you experience twice a year.

14points

POST

CatAlien 2 years ago

Only if you live in the northern hemisphere

7points

#122

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense There are very good odds that you've never been naked for 24 hours straight in your life.

14points

POST

Telepathetic 2 years ago (edited)

You were naked for nine months straight

13points

#123

Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.

14points

POST

Samia Guled 2 years ago

you're making your computer suffer by making it watch you replace the current computer.

1point

#124

The alphabet doesn’t need to be in order.

13points

POST

ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago

But everyone would be singing a different song.

6points

#125

The skeleton isn't inside you, you're the brain so you're inside the skeleton.

13points

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Laura Ketteridge 2 years ago

Nope. I am the brain. I am the skeleton. I am the liver, the kidneys, the skin, the teeth, etc. It's all me.

13points

#126

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Honey is just bee throw up.

13points

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Jono 2 years ago

My dad always called it Bee-spit 😂😂

5points

#127

If a morgue worker dies they will have to go back to work one more time.

13points

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Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

Unless they are devoured by carnivores, immolated by hot lava, or hauled off by angels or demons. Cue the memorial service.

4points

#128

The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue.

13points

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April Caron 2 years ago

Not true… if you can touch your nose with your tongue, like I can. 😜

3points

SupaNintendoChalmerz Report

#129

Leonardo DiCaprio is wealthier than the man he played in Wolf of Wall Street.

13points

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Cassidy Moore 2 years ago

As well as the man he played in Titanic 😏

2points

#130

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Caterpillars are amazing, since while in the cocoon, the caterpillar dissolves its body into a gooey substance.

12points

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Sardonyx_3 2 years ago

Do they know what they're doing when they build the cocoon? Or do they just build it and be like 'wtf am I doing"

1point

#131

Blind people and deaf people dream differently.

12points

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Piggy Tee 2 years ago

Doesn't everybody dream different?

3points

#132

You've known your parents for your entire life but they've only known you for part of theirs.

12points

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April Caron 2 years ago

My father knows of me, but he doesn’t KNOW me. 🫤

2points

#133

Every year we pass the anniversary of our death.

12points

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Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 2 years ago

r u.... a ghost?

2points

#134

People are so amazed by the fact that every snowflake is different, but nobody cares that every potato is unique.

DukoBoss Report

12points

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Exotic Butters 2 years ago

Who even knows if they're different? Who has seen them all ?

3points

#135

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense With each passing minute, you are one minute closer to your next cheeseburger.

12points

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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

HURRY!

6points

#136

Wild animals live in a continuous state of poverty.

12points

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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

Money never made anyone as pure as an animal.

5points

#137

When you say somebody is one in a million, then taking into account the current human population, you’re really saying there are 7 500 people exactly like him.

12points

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Samia Guled 2 years ago

plot twist: the 7499 are bots

1point

#138

Brains can't understand themselves.

11points

POST

ShinyLopunny 2 years ago

Sometimes my two brain cells talk to one another

4points

#139

Mosquitoes are like dirty used needles that can fly.

11points

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Frando Bone 2 years ago

Yep. True

3points

#140

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense A show's first episode is called "pilot" because it's the first thing that puts them on air.

11points

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Laura Ketteridge 2 years ago

I don't think that the correct explanation. I'd like to suggest a different one. A pilot (long before flight) was a person who would pilot a ship from the tricky shore-side into open water (eg the sea, a lake, or river). They would know their section of coast incredibly well. They'd know the sight lines, the location of the sandbanks, etc. The pilot would navigate through the dangerous waters, and then hand over to the crew for them to take the ship on the rest of the journey.

5points

#141

Thermometers are speedometers for atoms.

Unknown Report

11points

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eap ambrose 2 years ago

What's a car made of...?

1point

#142

When you rob a bank, you can stop worrying about rent/food bills for several years – regardless of whether you get caught or not.

11points

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PowellSkier 1 year ago

Depends on how much you stole.

2points

#143

Right now your body is covered in millions of crawling bacteria.

10points

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K- THULU 2 years ago

Thanks......

4points

#144

Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms.

edgememeston Report

10points

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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago

There are bones in gummy worms ... what?

3points

#145

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Water is a portal to a space where you can fly but you can’t breathe.

10points

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Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

Use a snorkel. ;)

1point

#146

Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.

10points

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Samia Guled 2 years ago

when you mash a potato, you crush the chance of mcdonald fries-

3points

#147

Death makes everything meaningless while it also gives meaning to everything.

10points

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Kylie Mountain 2 years ago

Scythe series by Neal Shusterman is about this exact concept

4points

#148

Feet smell and noses run.

10points

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Samia Guled 2 years ago

HOW DO WE WALK THO- HOWW

0points

#149

All pets have Stockholm Syndrome.

9points

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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

Except cats.

8points

#150

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Blinking is like clapping for your eyes.

9points

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Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

My step-bro can make his eyeballs vibrate. Is that like a razzberry?

3points

#151

At every point in history, back to the dawn of humanity, an ancestor of yours was alive.

mejma Report

9points

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Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

Didn't pre-humans have ancestors, too? All the way back to the spark of biogenesis, right?

2points

#152

You wouldn't know if you've ever had an original thought.

Lonely-Intern Report

9points

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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

The phrases "to peter out" and "to pan out" mean the exact opposite of each other.

1point

#153

By the time your brain processes that you’re living in the present it would already be the past.

9points

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EvilNob 2 years ago

Except that time is relative.

2points

#154

Spoons are just little bowls on sticks.

8points

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Samia Guled 2 years ago

which you can put tiny cereal on it and a spoon and keep going

1point

_Prncess_Brde_sux_ Report

#155

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Cars in movies don't have bird poop on them.

8points

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April Caron 2 years ago

Final Destination. Bird poop scene… Google it. 😜

1point

snowmanmcgeefordayz Report

#156

Turtles can never have sleepovers because they always sleep in their own homes.

8points

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EvilNob 2 years ago

The shell of the turtle is actually it's skeleton so it it's not it's home but the body.

5points

#157

We all have puke in our stomachs.

8points

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Mallory McCartney 2 years ago

But it's only puke if it comes out.

1point

#158

Are there coffee breaks in a tea factory?

8points

POST

Samia Guled 2 years ago

if its in england, it might be a tea break (srry if this joke is harmful)

1point

#159

Words are just a compilation of noises.

7points

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Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

I can read silently, not even moving my lips. Silently playing trombone is harder.

3points

#160

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Zero is just a portal between positive and negative numbers.

7points

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Hypoxia Smurf 2 years ago

I long-ago wrote music software for the SoundBlasterPro chip, addressing its 32 control points as a 32-dimension array. Zero was the gateway between a complex mash of numbers -- I envisage it as a spiny microbe.

0points

#161

Bacon is cooked and cookies are baked.

7points

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PowellSkier 1 year ago

I bake bacon sometimes.

0points

#162

Condoms are made for humans to prevent humans.

7points

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indiecognition 2 years ago

And syphilis. But that's a sore subject.

13points

#163

Eye drops are technical blinker fluid.

reddit.com Report

7points

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Samia Guled 2 years ago

... to make us blink?

0points

#164

We are actually aliens to somebody.

6points

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Exotic Butters 2 years ago

Only when we're in their country

4points

#165

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense The app store in an app.

6points

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Emily Doup 2 years ago

typo?

2points

#166

There are thousand ways to die but only one way to be born.

ElkAccording5889 Report

6points

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Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent 2 years ago

Not really. There's a few different ways to be born. Vaginal birth, water birth, cesarian section, episiotomy, forceps, epidural, home birth, then you have the same with, surrogacy, IVF, egg donation, and technically we do have cloning too so....

13points

#167

Horses are the most farted on animals.

6points

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indiecognition 2 years ago

Little siblings are a close #2

20points

#168

If Apple had kept its 1976 logo, it wouldn't have to change its logo during pride month.

6points

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Booklover<3 2 years ago

It still doesn't have to. It's just fake marketing to the gays. If you're actually gay it doesn't work.

6points

#169

Money is worthless.

5points

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Samia Guled 2 years ago

while worth is worth...

1point

#170

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense The chum bucket (in Spongebob Squarepants) is for cannibals.

5points

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April Caron 2 years ago

Fish and most other seafood ARE cannibals.

1point

#171

The worst part about food poisoning is that you paid for it.

4points

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EvilNob 2 years ago

Not necessarily.

3points

#172

When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can.

4points

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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago (edited)

The room could contain everyone in the world, and I'd still be the only person in the room who sees what I'm seeing. Everyone else is seeing what I'm seeing plus also seeing me, which I'm not.

17points

#173

If you’re rich enough an entire museum is a gift shop.