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There is something different about how the brain functions while in the shower or lying in bed. Whether it's the warm water that boosts neuron transmission or the unearthly energy one receives from the moon, shower thoughts and late night thoughts occasionally bring to the fore some brilliant ideas and, yet, more often, bizarre, weird realizations.

Strange and often funny realizations come to our heads the more we think of something in particular. Just try thinking of balloons. Basically, by getting someone a bouquet of balloons for their birthday, we are, in essence, gifting them our CO2-saturated breath preserved in a colored piece of latex. While this is just one of the crazy realizations one can make, there are plenty of weird things to realize concerning pretty much any object. Or subject.

While many philosophical, deep realizations may affect your life for the better (or worse), many carry no significant value. Yet they can still make you raise your eyebrows. Below, we've gathered a collection of weird realizations people made found on the vastness of the internet. What are some exciting fruits of imagination and realizations that blow your mind when you think about them? Let us know!

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense The probability that your parents actually wanted you is the highest when you are an adopted kid.

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Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission.

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My dog keeps bringing me the same toy. I wonder if that is his favorite toy, or if he thinks it is my favorite toy.

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If everyone on earth died simultaneously, the internet would be comprised entirely of bots posting, liking, and upvoting each other.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Due to it almost only being populated by researchers, Antarctica is technically the continent with the highest average IQ and education.

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You could throw a rock into a lake and be the last person to ever touch that rock until the end of time.

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Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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Some future archaeologist will dig out the Disney World and assume it’s a temple of some bizarre mouse worshipping cult.

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#9

On a clear day you can see about 4 miles into the horizon, but on a clear night you can see light years away.

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#10

Emojis are the closest we've come to a universal language.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt.

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People get mad at you for forgetting, but it’s impossible to forget on purpose.

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There was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a kid and never picked you up again.

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#14

The banana is no longer the food item that looks most phone-like. The Pop Tart is.

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#15

We all have an endless conversation with ourselves.

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#16

What if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that’s how it works.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense If you replace "W" in when, what and where with a "T", you answer the questions.

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#18

The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

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#19

If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense There is a version of you re-created in the minds of everyone you've ever met.

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#21

Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

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#22

During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense You don’t really own your money it’s just your turn with it.

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#24

The Titanic’s sinking was a true miracle to the lobsters in the kitchens.

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#25

The only difference between being murdered and being assassinated is how important you are in the public eye.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.

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#27

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

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#28

It won't be long before people use 'the '20s, the '30s, and the '40s' to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s.

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#29

If you do not pass on your genes, you are the first in your line to fail to do so since the dawn of living organisms.

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#30

Your alarm tone is your theme song as it starts every episode.

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#31

Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee of you.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Bottled water companies do not produce water, they produce plastic bottles.

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"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

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#34

If you water water it grows.

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#35

The reason why Mickey Mouse has a pet dog Pluto is to keep cats away.

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#36

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

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#37

The brain named itself.

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#38

When you drink alcohol, the alcohol is getting drunk too.

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#39

Psychiatrists are technically human tech support.

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#40

Putting zombies on treadmills would provide a wonderful source of green, sustainable energy.

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#41

Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn’t fit anybody else in town.

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#42

"DO NOT TOUCH" would be really unsettling thing to read in Braille.

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#43

If you were invisible, you could have a perfectly normal relationship with a blind person.

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#44

Dog heaven and squirrel hell are the same place.

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#45

If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.

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#46

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Every 130 years, the Earth is inhabited by a totally new set of humans.

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#47

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense The combination of innumerable choices you’ve made in your life have brought you to this exact point, reading this exact sentence.

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#49

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense If you don’t smoke pot because you’re afraid it’ll make you paranoid, you’re experiencing the side effect without even smoking.

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#50

It is impossible to dig half of a hole.

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#51

In 5 years, we'll be closer to 2070 than we are to 1970.

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#52

In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains containing the last moments of peoples lives.

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#53

Every book you've read is just a different combination of the same 26 letters.

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#54

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.

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#55

Painkillers are the 'Mute Notifications' option for the body.

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#56

If you're still pretty young, chances are you still haven't met the majority of people who will attend your funeral.

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#57

When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.

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#58

If we pop bubble wrap made in China, the air that comes out is from China.

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#59

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Break a pencil and you’ll have two pencils. Break a pen and you’ll have zero pens.

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#60

Once you become the world’s oldest person, there’s no way you could lose that title, whatever you do.

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#61

A bed is a shelf for your body when you are not using it.

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#62

The voice in your head can scream, whisper, and speak normally, but it's always at the same volume.

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#63

Most people are real on their fake accounts and fake on their real account.

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#64

You probably know more Latin, a dead language, than you do Mandarin, the most common native tongue.

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#65

If Jesus were born today, DNA tests would prove who the father was.

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#66

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense If you are standing back-to-back with someone, you are facing them in the longest way possible (around the Earth).

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#67

You can’t stand backwards on stairs.

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#68

Your head is very slowly 3D printing your hair.

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#69

If I touch my phone in the right places, someone comes and brings me a pizza.

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#70

Balloons are rubber sacks of breath.

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#71

Mirrors don’t break, they multiply.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense If you have drug addicts for neighbors, every mosquito could be a dirty needle.

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#73

Teaching is just brains telling other brains how to be better brains.

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#74

If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.

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#75

Lamps in video games use real electricity.

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#76

Tobacco companies kill their best customers.

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#77

Pizzas come in square boxes, made as circles and are eaten as triangles.

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#78

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.

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#79

There could be a viral video of you doing something random with millions of views, and you have no idea because you haven't seen it.

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All adults were children, but not all children will become adults.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Pregnant women are the only true body builders.

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#82

My right elbow is and will remain untouched by my right hand.

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#83

Everyone is their own main character.

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#84

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Knocking on people's doors is basically punching their house until they let you in.

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#85

The hospital you were born in is the only building you leave without entering.

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#86

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense 2013 is the first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers.

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#87

One day you will hear your name for the last time and never know it.

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#88

If everyone blinked in sync nobody would know that other people blinked.

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#89

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense All languages travel at the speed of sound, sign language travels at the speed of light.

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#90

Your favorite song might not be the one you've played the most, but the one you've skipped the least.

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#91

Unless you’re a celebrity, Twitter is like talking to yourself in a crowded room.

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#92

As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously one of the rarest and most common people on the planet.

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#93

Belt is the most disgusting item of clothing. People always touch it right after they’ve used the bathroom, but nobody ever washes it.

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#94

If you put one lasagna on top of another one, you still have just one lasagna.

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#95

Technically, you aren't stuck in traffic, because you are the traffic.

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#96

When having a nightmare, your brain is the author, viewer and cinema of a horror movie whose script is being written as you are viewing it.

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#97

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense What if rocks are actually soft but tense up when we touch them?

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#98

Oranges are pre-sliced by nature.

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#99

If weights became invisible, a gym would turn into a slow motion disco.

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#100

You know how you pull the smartphone out of your pocket to check the time? We’re really going back to the era of pocket watches.

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#101

When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

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#102

Marriage is literally agreeing to hang out with someone until the day you die.

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#103

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Pizza is always a pie graph of how much pizza remains.

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We eat pizza from the inside out.

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#105

Cheese is just a loaf of milk.

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#106

People can be the exact same age with different birthdays.

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#107

My debit card pays for things with past hours of my life, and my credit card pays with future hours of my life.

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#108

Being "up" for something and "down" for something are the same thing.

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#109

Life never gave us lemons; we invented the fruit all by ourselves.

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#110

Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now.

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#111

There are sidewalks in the Cars movies, but they are all cars.

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#112

The outer Space is really just an hour away if your car could make it straight up.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense The word "Fat" just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word "Eat".

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#114

When you close both eyes you see black, but when you close one you see nothing.

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#115

Eventually, most of the content on the internet will be from dead people.

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#116

The first parents ever to have identical twins must have been really confused.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense If you sat on your voodoo doll, you shouldn’t be able get back up again.

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#118

If you lose a shoe, you’ve practically lost yourself two shoes.

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#119

We never stop tasting our own tongues.

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#120

A marriage isn't truly successful until somebody dies.

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#121

Winter is the only season you experience twice a year.

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#122

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense There are very good odds that you've never been naked for 24 hours straight in your life.

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#123

Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.

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#124

The alphabet doesn’t need to be in order.

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#125

The skeleton isn't inside you, you're the brain so you're inside the skeleton.

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#126

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Honey is just bee throw up.

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#127

If a morgue worker dies they will have to go back to work one more time.

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#128

The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue.

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#129

Leonardo DiCaprio is wealthier than the man he played in Wolf of Wall Street.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Caterpillars are amazing, since while in the cocoon, the caterpillar dissolves its body into a gooey substance.

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#131

Blind people and deaf people dream differently.

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#132

You've known your parents for your entire life but they've only known you for part of theirs.

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#133

Every year we pass the anniversary of our death.

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#134

People are so amazed by the fact that every snowflake is different, but nobody cares that every potato is unique.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense With each passing minute, you are one minute closer to your next cheeseburger.

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#136

Wild animals live in a continuous state of poverty.

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#137

When you say somebody is one in a million, then taking into account the current human population, you’re really saying there are 7 500 people exactly like him.

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#138

Brains can't understand themselves.

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#139

Mosquitoes are like dirty used needles that can fly.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense A show's first episode is called "pilot" because it's the first thing that puts them on air.

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#141

Thermometers are speedometers for atoms.

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#142

When you rob a bank, you can stop worrying about rent/food bills for several years – regardless of whether you get caught or not.

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#143

Right now your body is covered in millions of crawling bacteria.

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#144

Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Water is a portal to a space where you can fly but you can’t breathe.

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#146

Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.

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#147

Death makes everything meaningless while it also gives meaning to everything.

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#148

Feet smell and noses run.

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#149

All pets have Stockholm Syndrome.

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#150

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Blinking is like clapping for your eyes.

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#151

At every point in history, back to the dawn of humanity, an ancestor of yours was alive.

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#152

You wouldn't know if you've ever had an original thought.

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By the time your brain processes that you’re living in the present it would already be the past.

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#154

Spoons are just little bowls on sticks.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Cars in movies don't have bird poop on them.

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#156

Turtles can never have sleepovers because they always sleep in their own homes.

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#157

We all have puke in our stomachs.

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#158

Are there coffee breaks in a tea factory?

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#159

Words are just a compilation of noises.

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#160

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Zero is just a portal between positive and negative numbers.

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#161

Bacon is cooked and cookies are baked.

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#162

Condoms are made for humans to prevent humans.

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#163

Eye drops are technical blinker fluid.

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#164

We are actually aliens to somebody.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense The app store in an app.

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#166

There are thousand ways to die but only one way to be born.

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#167

Horses are the most farted on animals.

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#168

If Apple had kept its 1976 logo, it wouldn't have to change its logo during pride month.

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#169

Money is worthless.

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#170

181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense The chum bucket (in Spongebob Squarepants) is for cannibals.

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#171

The worst part about food poisoning is that you paid for it.

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#172

When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can.

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#173

If you’re rich enough an entire museum is a gift shop.

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#174

Anything in America is within walking distance – it only depends on how much time you have.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense A knee is a really big knuckle.

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#176

Earthquake on another planet is still an earthquake.

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#177

Maybe Batman fights crime only at nights because if he did it during the day, he’d get funny tan lines in the face?

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#178

Necks are basically wrists for our heads.

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#179

All the money in the world is still paper.

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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense Eggs are miscarriages.

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Cats are popular online because “dog people” are actually doing something.

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