"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

"I thought Europe was a country."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”