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Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're one of the famous people then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a popular celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar or is lacking some basic education, then that kooky celebrity quote is going to be here forever.

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most stupid quotes that were said by Hollywood stars and famous people from different paths of stardom. From funny to completely delusional, these interesting quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the dumb quotes list!

#1

Carl Everett

Carl Everett

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

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Terd Fergison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.

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#2

Shaquille O’Neal

Shaquille O’Neal

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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#3

Kanye West

Kanye West

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

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#4

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

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dxmxx
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like my brain short-circuited just reading this.

Elisa Goman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg. Like years ago someone asked me is Belgium in Asia? 😳

Lana Jig-maker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, but what did you tell them? You had an opportunity to be a troll, lol did you take it?

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Rissie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor Brit does have a knack for saying not so smart things. Still seems like a good person at heart though.

Ryo Bakura
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what happens when people refuse to talk nerdy to her.

Rida Hartdige
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aside from someone saying that guys and girls have the exact same genital areas, that is probably the stupidest thing I have ever heard someone say.

Michiel nospam
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one, like many of these, are more about the embarrassing state of geography education.

SykesDaMan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... Spears defended President Bush's handling of the war in Iraq. ”Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens,” said the gum-chewing singer. Asked if she trusted the president, she said: ”Yes, I do.” ...

marmitejim
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Couldn't you do a whole section just on Americans knowledge of geography..?

Myriam Ickx
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I contrast this quote with her T-shirt motto : "Talk nerdy to me". Well, not too much or too often. Or does "nerdy" just refer to the fact that she is wearing glasses?

Lana Jig-maker
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to blame the fact that she didn't really go to school, with being a kid star, and then pop star. When your a pop star, you are not trained in, nor followed for your knowledge of Geography. Who do you think corrected her on this though?

Ross Hamilton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And there I was thinking Japan was right across the border from Canada.

Karin Morris
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

seriously? This is what happens when parents let their children go into acting/singing/sports instead of school

John Montgomery
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like an unnerdy(ironic considering her shirt) version of calling a Dalek r2-d2 or other intentional fandom mashups.

Crystal Chandels
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kevin Federline doesn’t like eating her fish, according to Britney Spear fisher.

Carol Emory
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That almost sounds like a line out of Julie Brown's song "Cuz I'm a Blonde." "I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is, like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children."

Lukas Danielius
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

GOD creating Africa according to Britney: No water ✓ Many fishes ✓

Happiness is Hippo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is not "no water" in Africa - it's a massive continent which contains desert areas and lush green areas, (and everything in between) - and yes, MANY FISH!

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Raine Soo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It just goes to show that if you are somewhat attractive, you don't need intelligence or talent to become famous and make loads of money.

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#5

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

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#6

Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

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#7

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

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#8

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

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Chege Mary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

👏👏👏 to the guy who came up with 'Chicken of the sea.' that was clever

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#9

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

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#10

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

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#11

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

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#12

Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler

"I thought Europe was a country."

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Shireen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She said this on a trivia game show and the host of the show was rude to her it still makes me angry; he said something that ended with "because you're a woman"...

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#13

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

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#14

Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

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#15

Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller

"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."


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#16

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

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Molly Universe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.

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#17

Craig T. Nelson

Craig T. Nelson

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....

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#18

Bill O'reilly

Bill O'reilly

"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"


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#19

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body

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#20

Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

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#21

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

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#22

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

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#23

David Beckham

David Beckham

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.

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#24

Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

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#25

Madonna

Madonna

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

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solostxrx
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And everyone is entitled to my opinion about you not being entitled to your opinion.

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#26

Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

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FloC
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Big or not, in 2019, I am sure that there are more people who knows who is Marilyn Monroe than people who knows who is Liz Hurley.

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#27

George Gobel

George Gobel

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

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#28

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

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#29

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.

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#30

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

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#31

R Kelly

R Kelly

"All of a sudden, you’re, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.” 

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#32

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow

“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin” 

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#33

Guy Ritchie

Guy Ritchie

"It's okay to have beliefs, just don't believe in them."

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#34

Michelle Rodriguez

Michelle Rodriguez

About taking on the role of Green Lantern Jessica Cruz: "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. I think it's so stupid because of this whole minorities in Hollywood thing. It's so stupid. Stop stealing all the white people's superheroes. Make up your own. What's up with that?"

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#35

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

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#36

Will Smith

Will Smith

"If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States."

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#37

David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff

"I've got taste. It's inbred in me." 

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#38

Jim Morrison

Jim Morrison

"I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between."

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#39

Morrissey

Morrissey

"Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death."

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#40

Ke$ha

Ke$ha

"If I smear glitter on my face, you don't have a choice—you will be more attracted to me."

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Michał Jastrzębski
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, gravitationally, by a small margin - probably. Because of added mass. But thats about it.

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