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Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're one of the famous people then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a popular celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar or is lacking some basic education, then that kooky celebrity quote is going to be here forever.

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most stupid quotes that were said by Hollywood stars and famous people from different paths of stardom. From funny to completely delusional, these interesting quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the dumb quotes list!

#1

Carl Everett

Carl Everett

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

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Terd Fergison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.

Jo Choto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Bible doesn't mention wombats, weeping willows, wigs or wankers, but they all exist, I promise!

Gabriel Sbárbaro
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the perfect example of the destructive power religions have over brains...

John
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, the Bible doesn't mention a lot of things. If your standard for truth is just what's in the book, that puts a finite cap on infinity.

Muscatta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw a t-rex. Sure it was only a skeleton but it's more evidence than I've seen of Adam and Eve. And if they were real there would be no humans left, severe inbreeding woulda killed us off in only a couple generations wouldn't it?

Virgil Blue
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It also doesnt mention the sport he is a part of. His life is lie.

Shalene Kissior
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Bible described an animal that had a tail compared to a cedar tree. So yeah that has to be a dinosaur

Laura Roberts
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So my statement saying that saying people in sports and religion are against critical thinking isn’t kind gets 5 downvotes?! What’s wrong with people??! I was talking about not only my family being intelligent people but also others in the professional world, church leaders, etc. I did NOT upvote on the comment about atheists not being intelligent. I DO NOT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE AREN’T KIND AND PEOPLE THINK THAT’S WRONG? How about we don’t poke so much fun at people? Including people behind a computer/phone screen.

Teri Donovan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples? They were supposedly the ONLY people.

Terd Fergison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In fact the fossil records, combined with DNA records, combined other forms of science clearly disprove the creation myth. We share DNA with our common ancestors.

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XiaLi Wang
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Bible never said it was an apple... only a fruit. Apples aren't mentioned until King Solomon talked about them roughly half way through the Bible. Since there was a huge time gap between Adam and Eve dying and Solomon being born I highly doubt he saw what they ate

Susanne B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bible doen't mention Carl Everett, so he probably doesn't exist

Chris Sprucefield
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who saw Adam and Eve, if they were the first people on earth? Carl, even LOGIC disagrees with you...

Annett Vikstrand
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, there were several other human beings at the time of "Adam" and "Eve" Their 2 surviving sons could not have gotten kids without women... So maybe someone saw them. If they were the only ones, then they saw each other, at least. But very many have seen the skeletons of dinosaurs. 😂

Myriam Ickx
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about the fossils? God put dinosaurs' fossils in the ground just to puzzle us? Definitely many more people saw dinosaurs' fossils than Adam and Eve eating THE apple (which we're not even sure was an apple)!

Lana Jig-maker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't know a lot of what God did. Science and Math shouldn't be used to try to oppose a belief/faith. However, Everett is a little off in how he uses his deduction.

Terd Fergison
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why shouldn't science and math be used to disprove belief? Some christian scientists believe the only medicine is prayer and they let their children die in agony of diseases science can cure. There are millions of more examples of harm from superstition and religion. If your belief is wrong, then that is a bad thing. Why not try to hold as many true beliefs as possible? Beliefs should be supported by evidence.

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SarcasticGamer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why yes, I did see Adam and Eve eat that apple from that evil snake...

Bill
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What person saw the ONLY TWO people on Earth eat an apple?

Cindy Snow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Not everything that exists is in the bible...also it says " great beasts" and " leviathon" and " unicorn" in certain translations of the bible...and the word " dinisaur" wasn't invented till the 1800s. Dude fails religion and science. Lol.

L McN
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Science and religion are not actually at odd's, despite people like this making obviously fallacious statements. Also, despite the supposedly educated who believe that they can never actually agree. I admit that the "at odds" portion does seem to be logical and prevalent....but only if people are not using real logic in either.

Karin Morris
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously? He never saw a T rex skeleton in the museum? Does he live under a rock?

Bart Simpsons
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hes not wrong, i got the footage of adam and eve eating apples and they are in UHD resolution, so you can clearly distinguished which who and what on their hands/mouth!

Callie Ge
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wut? I think my IQ dropped 10 points just by reading that. Where do these people get their ijit ideas from.

jip 879
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow I actually never haven't dare to ask who the heck have seen Adam and Eve eating apples. I was raised Catholic and went to Catholic school as well. I feel dumb now.

Lucy Shupe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow those bones I’ve seen at the University of Wyoming must be fake then.

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5 years ago

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Kjorn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sometime i suspect people being stupid like that just the the fun of it.

Terd Fergison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well according to the bible, some people saw him. One dude even had a drunken wrestling match with god. The bible totally contradicts itself. It says that god can never be seen, then it says some people can see god, then it says one guy literally wrestled god. Silly, silly book.

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Geoffrey Holland
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Carl was never the brightest bulb at any point in his career or life.

goodmorning
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He really say that without make fun or want to be sarcastic ? It could be a very good sarcastic comment.

Rissie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's ok if people believe this (not really, but still), but please keep it to yourself and don't inspire others to be ignorant simply because your talent for playing some sport puts you in the spotlight. Just keep the trap shut.

Kristy P
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, really? Who was this person watching Adam and Eve if they were the only people on earth?

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#2

Shaquille O’Neal

Shaquille O’Neal

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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#3

Kanye West

Kanye West

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

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#4

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

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#5

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

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#6

Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

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#7

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

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#8

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

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Chege Mary
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

👏👏👏 to the guy who came up with 'Chicken of the sea.' that was clever

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#9

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

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#10

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

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#11

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

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#12

Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler

"I thought Europe was a country."

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Shireen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She said this on a trivia game show and the host of the show was rude to her it still makes me angry; he said something that ended with "because you're a woman"...

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#13

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

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#14

Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

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#15

Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller

"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."


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#16

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

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Molly Universe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.

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#17

Craig T. Nelson

Craig T. Nelson

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....

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#18

Bill O'reilly

Bill O'reilly

"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"


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#19

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body

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#20

Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

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#21

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

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#22

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

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#23

David Beckham

David Beckham

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.

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#24

Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

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#25

Madonna

Madonna

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

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solostxrx
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And everyone is entitled to my opinion about you not being entitled to your opinion.

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#26

Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

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FloC
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Big or not, in 2019, I am sure that there are more people who knows who is Marilyn Monroe than people who knows who is Liz Hurley.

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#27

George Gobel

George Gobel

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

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#28

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

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#29

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.

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#30

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

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#31

R Kelly

R Kelly

"All of a sudden, you’re, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.” 

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#32

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow

“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin” 

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#33

Guy Ritchie

Guy Ritchie

"It's okay to have beliefs, just don't believe in them."

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#34

Michelle Rodriguez

Michelle Rodriguez

About taking on the role of Green Lantern Jessica Cruz: "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. I think it's so stupid because of this whole minorities in Hollywood thing. It's so stupid. Stop stealing all the white people's superheroes. Make up your own. What's up with that?"

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#35

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

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#36

Will Smith

Will Smith

"If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States."

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#37

David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff

"I've got taste. It's inbred in me." 

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#38

Jim Morrison

Jim Morrison

"I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between."

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#39

Morrissey

Morrissey

"Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death."

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#40

Ke$ha

Ke$ha

"If I smear glitter on my face, you don't have a choice—you will be more attracted to me."

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Michał Jastrzębski
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, gravitationally, by a small margin - probably. Because of added mass. But thats about it.

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