Was drinking coffee while I read this. Burned my crotch.

I have always thought that all toys are for everyone but not in this way 😂

They are also rockin it!

But girl deer have antlers too! And Rudolph the reindeer is a girl as only female reindeer have antlers in winter. (or so i remember reading somewhere)

Great idea, I'll go do that now

This is sweet. It's sad tho that he feels he can't give compliments to people because of how he looks.

I want a boyfriend like this 😍

This one's funny +1

Indeed it is - saying this as someone whose grandma was a doctor, and a very respected one at that.

It's funny, there is an episode of Malcolm in the Middle, where the mother dreams of her awful boys being all girls because then her life would be easier. Suffice to say that fantasy turns out to be very wrong. lol

I'll tell you what grinds my gears: the need for the US to always use the words "national team" at every opportunity. I even saw it at the world cup where US news sources would write "France vs US Women's National Team". Of COURSE it's the national team. Do you think we all expected you to send out some regional team? And you don't need to tell us it's the women's team. It was the women's world cup. Every other nation just puts the name of the nation. The US has to put "National Team" on everything.

If words don't hurt men (or you) why do the words 'toxic masculinity' need to be addressed by you?

Tf?? How dare they show the lady abs… show all the abs instead :D

I'll have to remember that one. lol

Wtf, the price difference! 😳

Bone titties lmao

GIVE THE MEN THE FLOWERS! Please :) they love them and it’s the sweetest thing to see their surprise

We pop to a coffee shop located across the way from a huge toy store and even from that distance you can see the aisle of pink for the girls toys. :(

I can't afford either. Does that make me non-binary?

But most of the time we pee while we poo, it's much harder to control. Also if you have 3 urinals and 3 stalls men get 6 usable toilets but we get 3. Plus I don't think most women want to see men exposed, and most men probably don't want to be exposed. I think we need to stick with either gendered toilets or just stalls if you're going gender neutral.

Maybe they want something like "doctress" :D

I explained to my daughters that in this house we don't pay the pink tax. Instead we buy the "men's" razors because they do the same thing and are cheaper. When I showed them they said hell yeah let's buy the cheaper ones. I am not raising fools in this house!

I need the full image of girly thor

Sing it with me: 🎶there's nothing wrong with being gay🎶

I recently learned that apparently dinosaurs are only for boys now for no discernable reason. No one told me in the 80ies when I was a little girl.

Any gender can have crabs.

What?

At least they wear the same amount of clothes…. Roughly. That’s a step up from that volleyball team. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I use Bulldog Facial Scrub for Men because it smells nice. Sadly the "promotes healthy beard growth" boast on the tube has yet to be proven correct.

This is.... beyond stupid 😳!!

Who wants to bet that the lady mask also costs more than the "surgeon" mask?

For whoever has questions: Those are just brand names for PPG Glidden paint formulations. Paint names require some... fantasy to have proper IP protection. Glidden also has weird stuff such as "Sailor's coat", "Heart's Content", "Lucky Penny" (a blue, pink and orange respectively) so those are not really out of line.

I absolutely hate these bows on babies. They look just awful. Who thinks it is great idea to put a bow on a baby with no hair. It just makes the baldness stand out more!

Haha gender go HFSKDLJGHOSD:LJGHSDU:GJSDH{O:GLSHD (Im a guy with long hair who often gets misgendered)

No person, regardless of sexual orientation, should torture us with a gender reveal party. Just tell me or don't.

I mean it could've been worse the woman could've had pink liquid 💀

And you just know that the upper book has the sentence "A little princess should always be subservient to her mighty warrior" somewhere in it.

Thought these are rooms for introverts v. extroverts. I'd pick the left one by instinct lol

Arrr, this is so manly that I feel like going out to hunt a mammoth!

"Women's" has half the amount but the price is a lot higher

I wanted to be tall 😕. At least I got boobies as consolation prize

Well we know who just sits on his a*s all day and dosn't even go to work clearly

Where did that baby get the tutu from?

Wait do dogs have moustaches now?

Think of them being so insecure in their masculinity that a single word can make them doubt their gender identity. How masculine is he?

I really do not want to know what's in that water.

You should feel weird because you are weird for thinking that.

Whilst goldfish can actually be trained to play ball (there's some cute videos of that on YouTube), they still don't have feet to wear shoes.

Lmfao the title??? Please under no circumstances put ANYTHING in your urethra