They do totally look like the little old men that hang out at farm sales and greasy spoons in the morning

F**k you dude. You wanted to kick your cat?? What a Douche bag

What an electrifying family.

I bet he feeds them and they come because they've learned that "woooolie" means food.

I would have been impressed.

They say dogs help with depression. I just imagined it to be more subtle.

SH!T. That's all I'm saying.

Well, of course you continue the hike. You tried the shortcut, and they said no.

A dream come true for many ig

I think I need to be more careful with what I call a bad day after reading this.

This is basically what can happen to a sim if you have the right creator.

So at what point did you go to the emergency room?

...and it was his birthday.

Only thing missing is falling anvil or piano for this to be a perfect looney toons story. BTW think looney toons and reread the tweet. You'll hear the sounds.

There is a Greek joke similar to that actually.....

I guess the head injury was more serious than you would admit in the first place.

Bless your pea-pickin' heart! I will never complain about having a bad day again! Not even a bad hair day!!!

True story. My cousin had been in the shower and just had a towel wrapped around him. He leaned over to pick something off the floor. Their kitten saw the dangly bits and jumped and grabbed on. My cousin screamed, fell forward, head hit the wall and he knocked himself out. Ambulance arrived. His wife told the paramedics what had happened. They laughed so much they dropped the stretcher and my cousin ended up with a broken leg. The kitten was given away.

you either very lucky or unlucky

OMG!

Time to sit down!!

It's like 'Final Destination' trying too hard to get you.

you forgot the acme anvil that dropped on your head

Yeah-some days the hits keep coming.

I'm sure the next day was better.

yeahhh sounds about my days lol

How did you have the energy to do anything after a seizure?! They knock me out until the next day.

I think you need a helmet and bubble wrap.

And you survived? WOW

First of all wow! Second off all that had to be the easiest 12 pounds you ever lost

OMFG Now I have more questions.

Hodor

We got trapped in my high school by corn drifts. The farm nearby picked the ears and then just shredded the rest of the corn plant and left it in the field instead of chopping it for silage and when the wind kicked up it blew huge mounds of corn plant around the school and blocked our doors and bent the fence on the tennis court over

Ouch 🤕

Wait, how do you cheat -- use your psychic twin powers for real, or....?

Thank God for the vaccines and now we don't need to do such extreme things😏

That is creepy af

Poor rat was just watching her children play. :/

And you felt somewhat flat ever since. I'll show myself out.

Chivalry is dead. (And arrested.)

That’s not a wise idea.

Imagine the first date 🤣

so many questions

Ooooh, ouch.

Call an exorcist!!!