They do totally look like the little old men that hang out at farm sales and greasy spoons in the morning

F**k you dude. You wanted to kick your cat?? What a Douche bag

Good thing cats are good at keeping people awake. You better have bought him some expensive food for the rest of his life.

Cats do sense these things. A few weeks before my due date, one day my two cats started acting weird. Wouldn't leave my side, purring, being restless. I even took a picture of them laying on their backs, side by side next to me (usually they keep their distance to each other). The next night, my water broke and soon we had our baby. (One cat became the security guard for the baby, watching over as she slept and going to the resque as soon as he heard a cry. The other is clearly training her to be the ultimate petter and cat's best friend.)

It’s amazing that people are so focused on the cat and whether or not they were going to kick it, (they didn’t btw,) rather than the miracle that the cat alerted them they were having a stroke! This person would be dead otherwise. For those who said they wish the person was dead have no soul! That’s terrible. The cat was unharmed and I believe they meant to say kick the cat out.

Um... if you were about to kick that cat, you probably should have died. You don't deserve what that cat accidentally did for you. You don't deserve a cat at all if you kick them.

Don't kick the kitty!

Yeah, if your pets act unnaturally annoying or strange, they know something you don't. Should listen to that.

Guess that made you feel like a jerk for wanting to kick him, ay?

You should be punched in the face for even thinking about kicking a cat. He saved your f****d up life and you don't even deserve him.

You f**king asshole, you were going to kick your cat? Why don't you come over to my place and I can kick you in your fat asshole head and help you with that stroke problem you animal kicking sack of s**t

He was having a stroke, probably he was not thinking right.

Deadness???? Is that even a. Word? Why the hell would you kick your cat? If you felt tired just give it a gentle push. Hope you bought it a special treat!!!

Melissa, I think you missed the part about the stroke!

Your a miserable person, go f YOURSELF jerk !

Karma for wanting to kick your cat.

Malissa, you sound so sweet.

Your first response was to kick the cat... yea, that cat deserves a better owner. Edit: I mean, Clearly their current owner is an asshole and deserves to have no companionship in life because they're a psychopath. The poor cat however, deserves a new home where kitty is loved.

I'm sure he meant 'kick him out' as in remove the cat from the room and shut the door.

What an electrifying family.

I bet he feeds them and they come because they've learned that "woooolie" means food.

I would have been impressed.

They say dogs help with depression. I just imagined it to be more subtle.

SH!T. That's all I'm saying.

Well, of course you continue the hike. You tried the shortcut, and they said no.

A dream come true for many ig

I think I need to be more careful with what I call a bad day after reading this.

First of all wow! Second off all that had to be the easiest 12 pounds you ever lost

OMFG Now I have more questions.

Hodor

We got trapped in my high school by corn drifts. The farm nearby picked the ears and then just shredded the rest of the corn plant and left it in the field instead of chopping it for silage and when the wind kicked up it blew huge mounds of corn plant around the school and blocked our doors and bent the fence on the tennis court over

Ouch 🤕

Wait, how do you cheat -- use your psychic twin powers for real, or....?

Thank God for the vaccines and now we don't need to do such extreme things😏