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At first glance, the internet is dominated by funny cat pictures and nostalgic memes, but make a few wrong turns and this place instantly starts raising your eyebrows. Just like the real world!

The subreddit r/weird is full of examples that highlight this similarity. Without resorting to gore and keeping their content safe to scroll even at work, the members of this community share everything from ridiculous products to surprising discoveries from their home.

However, it's quite difficult to accurately describe their content with just a few words. So continue scrolling and take a look at it yourself.

#1

Snow Covered Mushroom Tree

Snow Covered Mushroom Tree

CrisperKoleslaw Report

Superb Owl
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks AI-generated to me.

mooshoflove
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BUT SO 😍 BEAUTIFUL!! Bedroom eyes in tree/mushroom form!!

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Roger9er
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we came this far, that it is quite hard, but still possible to distuingish the diffirence between AI generated and real photos, I'm seriously worried about the (near) future. AI will not be recognized as such, when it learned to perfection it's capabilities to make images which look so real, people can easily be fooled. And I mean like, everybody. And that's very, very dangerous.

SheHulk
Community Member
Premium
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are trees that look like mushrooms; on Socotra Island off the coast of Yemen. Not a likely place for snow or birch trees.

Scott Rackley
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought of dragonblood trees too, but they've never seen snow

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C R T G
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has that unnatural smoothness that Ai stuff has. At least I think that's what feels off.

Lucille 2
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AI gives that uncanny valley feel eh!

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Carla Phillips
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the perspective! It looks like a giant mushroom tree

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    #2

    When You Find Yourself At 3am In The Wrong Side Of Town

    When You Find Yourself At 3am In The Wrong Side Of Town

    izacktorres Report

    Cursed Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The goth Beeker: I'm not like other Beekers

    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does the beaker race only has one girl like the smurfs?

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smurfette was actually created by Gargamel. No female smurfs exist in the wild for reasons I don't remember since it was almost 40 years ago that I watched them regularly :'-(

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    M T Sharp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the RIGHT and light side of town.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that side of town. Gotta love a large group of Beekers

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you’ll be their next leader

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    What separates this subreddit from other similar ones is its focus on authenticity. As the moderators of r/weird wrote in its rules, this community is not a substitute for 'What is X', AI-generated content, and artwork "you" made subreddits.

    So to get a better understanding of it, we contacted the team looking after r/weird, and one of its members was kind enough to have a little chat with us.

    "Maintaining the subreddit is an important task," they told Bored Panda. "While r/weird embraces the unconventional and the bizarre, there are still certain guidelines and rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful environment for everyone."

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    #3

    Just Some Rust, Keep Scrolling

    Just Some Rust, Keep Scrolling

    Antelope-Feisty Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Zealand missing yet again.

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just can't see it because the world, uh, the pipe is round ;P

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    Lhr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be from a sticker?

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would make for awesome urban/street art

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    #4

    Found This Inside The Wall In My Hallway. I've Lived In This House For All Of My 46 Years

    Found This Inside The Wall In My Hallway. I've Lived In This House For All Of My 46 Years

    BeginningSir2984 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was in the wall for a reason...

    I am the problem (she/they
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk let me go ask lord mayo II, the very old xl jar of mayo living in my fridge.

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    KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me? That’s so incorrect, it’s obviously a great portrait of Gimli (/j)

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that you’ve removed it from its resting place the curse has been activated.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere in the world the previous owner of the house hasn't aged in 46 years.

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH I find being 46 and still living in the house you were born in to be *way* weirder than the picture.

    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I inherited my mom and dad's house and live in it🙄it is a beautiful place on a farm. Oh! **GASP** I am also 46🙊🙊🙊

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    Jules (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you live in the North West mansion? Because that was pretty haunted, dude. Angry vengeful ghost turning people into wooden statues and general destruction and malfeasance. You gotta let the "commoners" into your party, it's the only way.

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    #5

    A Family Took A Photo Of A Massive, Purple Jellyfish Washed Up On An Island In Maine Over The Weekend

    A Family Took A Photo Of A Massive, Purple Jellyfish Washed Up On An Island In Maine Over The Weekend

    yasirulakshitha Report

    I’ve Seen Things
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a marine biologist but it looks just like a lions mane jelly fish, as confirmed by this article, from the location https://www.islandinstitute.org/working-waterfront/giant-jellyfish-at-home-in-maine/ - oh and whales don’t menstruate - at all.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. This critter took centre stage in a Sherlock Holmes mystery. A person died and Sherlock Holmes took a while to discover that this jellyfish was the murderer.

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That baby is a little too close to that portal.

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate seeing creatures washed up on the beach, and I’m not just talking about the chance of getting stung

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    David Wong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone dropped a huge bowl of purple jelly.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frodo, it was in Maine the whole time, no wonder it took you 3 films to find it....

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're going to need spoons, bowls, cream & ice cream - & a sharp knife

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jerks. They should have helped it return to the ocean! /jk

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    Low-quality posts: "Encouraging users to share content that sparks curiosity and discussion, and removing low-effort or low-quality posts that don't contribute to the overall experience."

    #6

    Middle New Yorkish Owlcat

    Middle New Yorkish Owlcat

    bil-sabab Report

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong, this is a subspecies: The Middle New York Judging Owlcat.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL this. I thought all owlcats were judgy, except the orange Lesser Braincelled Owlcats

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    Pixie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was told he could be what ever he wanted, so now he's an owl .

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The birds haven’t got a chance.

    kat lia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've heard they only appeared during the full moon, actually only during harvest moon.

    Linda Stewart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see you Start Spreading The News.

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    #7

    Flooding Recently Uncovered Three Tomb Stones In My Backyard

    Flooding Recently Uncovered Three Tomb Stones In My Backyard

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    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they are for cats or dogs. The age is disturbing. Hope they informed the authorities

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to hide a body, labeling it would be counterproductive.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell the authorities and don't mess with it. Best case scenario, it was a few pets. Worst case, they were kids.

    Tan Artt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kelsy heinley 1965-1979 doesn't sound like a pets name honestly

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this what happened in the movie Poltergeist.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary, I don't wanna live my life again."

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this were my backyard, 1st I'd think, "COOL! Got my own Cemetery!" 2nd, I would place a barrier around it while simultaneously contacting authorities in which I would want these individuals to be left in their place of rest - don't wanna disturb their eternal sleep.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bought a house in a cemetery ?

    Watermeloncat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked up the name but couldn’t find anything… the person was only 14 years old….

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    #8

    Devils Tower Is A Geological Wonder Located In The Black Hills Of Northeastern Wyoming In The United States. It Is A Massive Rock Formation That Rises 867 Feet Above Its Base And Is Considered Sacred By Several Native American Tribes

    Devils Tower Is A Geological Wonder Located In The Black Hills Of Northeastern Wyoming In The United States. It Is A Massive Rock Formation That Rises 867 Feet Above Its Base And Is Considered Sacred By Several Native American Tribes

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    Tortitude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the one from Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. And it's a national monument. Very cool. Geologically, that is the magma of an extinct volcano. The surrounding mountain has long since eroded, leaving just this, known as an igneous intrusion.

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks better in mashed potato.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to need a bigger boat. Oh, wait... wrong movie.

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Native American myth the straight lines on the rock were caused by a giant bear trying to reach a maiden on top. In Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind aliens came to visit us there. In history it was the first national monument (1906). In pop culture the top of the tower was first reached by two local cowboys who constructed a wooden ladder system and attached it to the side of the tower. In geology it was formed about 50 million years ago by magma.

    Kristen Bagan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing gawd's work, right here. Thank you kind soul.

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    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This means something. This is important.

    Tams21
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a story about a guy that landed on here with a parachute (in the 40s, I think) only the rope that was supposed to help him climb down didn't make it to him and he ended up being stuck for days before being rescued.

    Alex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know if anyone cares but I visited this place 2 years ago, and it is one of the most beautiful places that I've ever seen (in my opinion ) worth a visit

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been there. It's of out in the middle of nowhere and reminds me of the car I dubbed the "Wyoming Strangler." My husband and I had been driving for hours, rarely seeing anything or anybody, then we passed a car pulled off the side of the road that proceeded to pull out right behind us and followed us for the longest time. It was just the two cars. He eventually stopped following but the entire time he was behind us, I was joking with my husband about all the ways he was going to kill us. It was good entertainment. We love dark humor.

    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This type of geological structure is called columnar jointing and is from cooling magma or lava flows. Another example of this would be Giants Causeway in Northern Ireland.

    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the inside of a volcano that hardened and the outside chipped away I have been there before close enough to touch it and it was really cool, it is also from a scene in the movie Close encounters from the third kind

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    #9

    A House I Pass Walking To School

    A House I Pass Walking To School

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    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rent is $3k utilities NOT included

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you CAN turn the house towards the sun when you feel like it.

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One work that has survived 30 years — and evolved over that time — is the “America Street,” also known as the “House of the Future,” an architectural and artistic creation straddling America and Reid streets on Charleston’s East Side. "..."It’s a rare survivor among 18 site-specific art installations built for the 1991 Spoleto Festival’s “Places with a Past” exhibition. Created by New York artist David Hammons with local building contractor Albert Alston, the house is a thought-provoking meditation on the status of African Americans in Charleston during the late 20th century. Its provocatively narrow width, only about 8 feet, made it not only uninhabitable but also a dramatic symbol of the more marginal housing many African Americans have been forced to rely on. But the house’s design also reflects Charleston, from its side piazza to its familiar materials to its northside manners (few or no windows on the side opposite the piazza)." ...

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vive la France Mimi! Yet another wonderful soul doing research to stop ignorance in our community here at BP. Bon travail mon ami.

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    Rilmar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to be a spite house

    Janina Prado
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I was thinking . We have one out here in Alameda. I have to see it.

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    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I've seen shotgun houses, but this is definitely unique.

    your sarcastic bestie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the sims house i built when i was eight

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found the explanation, but it didn't include inside pics: https://karamickell.com/blog/half-house-charleston

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    If we ask ourselves what scares us, what keeps us up at night after we watch a horror movie or has us rushing to lock our doors after reading a scary novel, we might come up with an easy and obvious answer to these questions: we are afraid of things and people we don't understand.

    And this subreddit is full of them.

    "The community of r/weird is diverse and passionate about exploring the unconventional and the peculiar," the moderator of the subreddit said. "Members are often intrigued by the strange, the unexplained, and the outlandish. 

    #10

    My Friend Found This Sign In A Cabin Which Freaks Me Out...? Any Idea...?

    My Friend Found This Sign In A Cabin Which Freaks Me Out...? Any Idea...?

    shingooshmoojiii Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cabin owner really, really wants people to open the attic.

    Mia Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark room for photography? (Don't know the word in English)

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are correct. It is literally just "darkroom", all one word.

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    Scrappychick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly because there was a big bust in my town recently but my first thought was they're growing pot

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you SURE that’s the reason that you thought of that? Lol

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darkroom for photo processing vibe...

    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, does anyone know any context for this? It is killing me not to know if this was just a prank or real.

    Ace
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best open it up to see what the sign is all about...

    I am the problem (she/they
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plz guys don't open it I just want to write fanfics in peace.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tf you think I'm gonna go into an attic anyway

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We rented a house s few years back. The owner was an old guy whose parents recently passed away there. We were the first renters after they died. The minute I went to put my clothes in the closet, the owner knocked and said he needed to get his father's suit out of it. Timing was weird. He was very clear that the attic doors that were bailed shut were not to be touched. One night after we moved in my boys and their cousins were being loud in the living room really late at night and they started recording on their phone and when they played it back you could very clearly hear a very old man saying "be quiet...be quiet...BE QUIET!" They immediately freaked out and ran to me in my room almost in tears and I could hear it! One time in my room I think I saw out of the corner of my eye an man dressed in a suit walking left towards the closet that had the suit in it. I want to play it off as sleepy brain but dang I could see what he was wearing and the way he was headed.

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    #11

    A Tree I Parked In Front Of Looks Like It Has Eyes

    A Tree I Parked In Front Of Looks Like It Has Eyes

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does. They're always watching.

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not judging you... that's important and must be said.

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    Lexekon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think those used to be where branches connected. Someone trimmed them off.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tree looks like it tried really hard to throw a branch out into the parking space and maintenance kept cutting it off.

    Sweet Taurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how the quaking aspens look in Utah. I've always thought they look like eyes too.

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    #12

    A Magnet On My Dad’s Fridge

    A Magnet On My Dad’s Fridge

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    saw & order
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man I was wondering how to keep my progress, this might just do the trick

    your sarcastic bestie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too! maybe we should start a support group for washcloth eaters

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    Manda Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I handknit *mine* out of rice vermicelli noodles.

    JayCee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get this for my dog.

    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking "washcloth" might be a euphemism. Just a hunch.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes me laugh. I wish I had this when my grandkids lived with me.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly, I would see this kind of sign in a asian restaurant, when they bring hot towels in roll :D

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how there's no provision for more than 9 days.

    ellie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “your lust for eating a washcloth” what in the fresh hell did i just read

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    #13

    My Friend Asked Me To Bake A Pie For His Wife's Birthday. I Made Them This

    My Friend Asked Me To Bake A Pie For His Wife's Birthday. I Made Them This

    Kapornacis Report

    Skip Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to be the infected corpse from John Carpenter's The Thing (1982).

    Panda Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Soviet Russia the pie eats you.

    Crystal Spencer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is disturbing and wonderful all at once

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    However, when you're dealing with 938k people, naturally, not all of them have the same definitions.

    "While there is a general understanding of what qualifies as 'weird,' interpretations may vary among individuals," the mod said. But that's not a bad thing. On the contrary.

    "This diversity of perspectives adds to the richness of the community, as members often share their own unique findings, experiences, and opinions, expanding the boundaries of what is considered weird."

    #14

    Graveyard From The 1800’s

    Graveyard From The 1800’s

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    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eulogy must have been a bit awkward. "He was just a child. And he was large. May he rest in peace".

    your sarcastic bestie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after five minutes of silence: the pastor to the eulogizer: "what are they all still doing here?"

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could also be a child who was discovered dead with no identification of any kind. In a cemetery near me there are three graves side-by-side simply marked as Mother, Father, and Baby. The historical society says they were found dead together in 1918 with no identification at all, and with no report of anyone missing. The money found with them was used for their headstones.

    RP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought as well. It made me really sad

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    Alex Luiz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... maybe 'large' was a surname...?I hope?

    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why name them? We got enough other kids

    Jefferson Selvy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the infant mortality rate is over 30%, why name them until they are old enough to have a decent chance of making it. This is why in some traditional cultures a child is not officially named until they are 7

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to picture the scenario and either version is sad. It was their kid yet for some reason they didn't put the name. Or some other people found a dead kid and buried them.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welp... we just gotta dig this one up. TOO many questions.

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    #15

    Actual Pastafarian At Santa Monica (California) Dmv

    Actual Pastafarian At Santa Monica (California) Dmv

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    Louplou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually declared myself a pastafarian in an Australian census many years ago lol

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when a court found a few years ago that a colander was found to be legal religious headgear and could be used for DL photos. My favorite entry on Wikipedia is for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Over the years it has been very cleverly expanded and is now almost a religious text. May you be Touched by His Noodly Appendage.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R'amen,mand may the pesto be upon ye

    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooner or later, they're going to turn it into a real religion, and then what will they do?

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a legally recognized religion in New Zealand so… probably… uh… burn some other religions’ pasta, mount an invasion, torture some people with wet spaghetti noodles?

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some folks do it as a joke since if they claim it is their religion the DMV has to let them wear it for the DL photo. But even that says something about the person who would take it that far.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That they’re making a valid point?

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    Rachel Cobb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you think we didn't exist? 🍝🍜🅿️

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow that’s a level 6 at the very least.

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    #16

    Found This On A Mountain In Ireland

    Found This On A Mountain In Ireland

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    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Occult studies expert here: That’s a bunch of garlic and keys and a tea light.

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The great thing about the internet is that there's always a trusted expert on hand to help with things that would otherwise remain a mystery to these untrained eyes.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this one! This is an offering to Hecate (or Hecat), goddess of boundaries, transitions and ghosts. This offering is used bring good changes into your life. Leave it on the highest hill/mountain near your home. It's extra strong if you take a dog or polecat with you.

    Smiley MG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh phew!!!! Good to know a God who doesn't likr spillage of animal blood but the mere presence of jolly little puppers

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found this: Witches pray to Hekate/Hecate by using offerings like garlic and keys, honoring her with some of her epithets, praising the goddess of witchcraft, and asking for her help. Witch chanting and prayer are two ways to use words and poetry in your witchcraft.

    Donnie Mc00
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does this taste Garlic-key to you?

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pun-derful work here! Hope this gets many upvotes.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There I was going to propose it was a witches' swingers party but alas no just Hecate worship.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The summoning of the locksmith!

    A C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The candle is there because the bulbs don't work.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlock the secret of garlic and you shall be enlightened.

    SinéadQ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The google says it's an offering to Hekate for protection. I prefer the anti-vampire leprechaun swingers party theory better though.

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    #17

    Lent My Notebook To My Friend And She Gave It Back With This Written In It

    Lent My Notebook To My Friend And She Gave It Back With This Written In It

    _Prefer_Not_To_Say_ Report

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😁 I think it’s brilliant! What a way to futz with someone.

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    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same and if the last number was 33 I'd be freaking out.

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    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I checked, it's not Pi. (not kidding)

    JayCee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does this. He has a gambling addiction and gets obsessed with number permutations.

    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have multiple notebooks like this -- some spaces and letters included, but gibberish unless you know how to read it. It's my inventory counts, written in my own personal shorthand.

    Bill Tinsley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF the handwriting changes multiple times...

    Kat Lyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My handwriting changes several times on a page, there's nothing to it like people want to believe. We are not split personality.

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mathematicians have calculated π to one borrowed notebook page

    Josy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would check the letters on an old cellphone. I used to send "codewords" to my friend per text. 9455968438486292345683236653779

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ascii. Starts off, "Sean, I have always loved you. I wake up every morning thinking of you. You're flowing hair, perfect teeth, engrossing eyes. I wish you felt the same." Gets good after that.

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    #18

    What Happened? Suddenly, The Skies Above South Dakota Turned Green. A Rare Phenomenon That Is Like Being In A Magical World

    What Happened? Suddenly, The Skies Above South Dakota Turned Green. A Rare Phenomenon That Is Like Being In A Magical World

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    Kerri Peek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen the sky go green just before tornadoes, but never this green.

    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I’ve seen more of a light green tinge to everything here in Tornado Alley. It means “time to go to your basement, or an interior room without windows.” We have to sit in our hallway, as all our rooms, bathrooms included, have windows!

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    thepinkrobot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope whoever posted this isn't from SD. This actually happens more than people realize. It's definitely tornado time. I wonder when this was taken.

    whateves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the derecho that blew through last year, pic is from Sioux Falls.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, "TIL". I've been in some pretty severe storms and never seen it green. From the net --- "The "greenage" or green color in storms does not mean a tornado is coming. The green color does signify the storm is severe though. The color is from the water droplets suspended in the storm, absorbing red sunlight and radiating green frequencies."

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Evil Queen is about to send everyone to Storybrooke

    Jayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a rift somewhere. Mind the demons.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The light we see in the sky comes from sunlight, which has been scattered in the atmosphere by molecules in the air. Because light scatters everywhere in the atmosphere, it appears to be coming at us from all sides. This light is mainly blue, because that color scatters light the easiest. Due to this scattering, the blue light does not get very far. The other colors of the spectrum (such as green, yellow, orange and red) are scattered less easily, and can therefore travel a greater distance through the atmosphere. As a result, light up close is blue, light from thirty kilometers is green. Light from forty kilometers is yellow, that from fifty kilometers is orange and from even further away is red. This explains why the rising or setting sun is orange or red. That light comes from a very great distance. The green light can sometimes be seen when there is a very thick cloud pack above us, extending approximately 30 kilometers from the observer (such as the occasional severe thunderstorm)

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's in danger - and her little dog too!

    klari Carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it actually IS from South Dakota last year when we had a derecho come through Sioux Falls.

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    #19

    I Noticed Something Strange In A Photo I Took Last Winter Around 3 Am. I Think A Man Crawling In The Middle Of The Road Towards The Mist

    I Noticed Something Strange In A Photo I Took Last Winter Around 3 Am. I Think A Man Crawling In The Middle Of The Road Towards The Mist

    lovewilltearsusapart Report

    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He slipped on ice, than was caputured in the process of getting up...?

    Althea Armwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, for my brain's sake, let's go with that

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    Wax0nWax0ff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He totally just biffed it and can’t get his feet back underneath himself so he’s bear shuffling back home

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. That does not look human to me. Or anything else natural.

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    Kris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats just drunken Bill getting home from the pub

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, he lives right across the street from the pub? :D

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    seana lammers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe was coming home from the bar after a few too many …

    Thee8thsense
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking for his lost contact lens.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe your town has ice crawlers? They have randos taking pictures at 3 AM so maybe.. lol /S

    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure he wasn't just drunk and fell in the middle of the road, and was trying to stand up?

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    #20

    I Found 93 Copies Of Forrest Gump In A Closet At The Inspection For A House I’m Looking To Buy

    I Found 93 Copies Of Forrest Gump In A Closet At The Inspection For A House I’m Looking To Buy

    Lacroix_boiii Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not judging. If it was the movie CATS, that would be a different story.

    Laura
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they just tried to get as many off the market as they could, so that others don't need to suffer

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    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a great movie, but a HORRIBLE book - nothing like the movie.

    Manda Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the contents of the suitcase? Boxes of chocolates? Running shoes?

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They thought it was going to be a collectors item someday.

    Historyharlot93
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps my mind is in the gutter, but they might be porn with a Forest Gump sleeve. Maybe a side hustle for previous owner?

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder if someone found a really good buy and thought they were going to make bank reselling them for more.

    ellie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Backups for the apocalypse 💪💪

    egg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice the shaving cream under the suitcase? Also I would totally buy this house

    David R.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there were a word to describe a large collection of similar items, like trees for example.

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    #21

    What Dentists Use For Training

    What Dentists Use For Training

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains why my dentist always seems so disappointed when he says "open wider" and I say "Ih ih ahh aih ahh I ahh ehh." (Translation; This is as wide as I can get.)

    Aviation Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Frozone, weirdly.

    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robocop afterf budget cuts.

    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can anybody open their mouth that wide?

    Manda Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The buttons are obviously for scream on/off and volume.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haa, they have a test dummy for everything, they even have a dentist school you can go to for a fraction of the costs so the students can work on you

    Carl Watson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did all our work for free, in Liverpool university.

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    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the eyes to light up when they hit a nerve ( like mine do).

    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like an only partly assembled Robocop. Also, does it bite if you hurt it?

    Tortitude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phantom head. My daughter used these, and I had to go to a local dentist for her to pick up extracted teeth.

    Phil Thompson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you see the one Proctologists use

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    #22

    This Is America!

    This Is America!

    Smartercow Report

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a PART of America. States differ as much as most countries. I, a New Yorker, have a near completely different set of cultural norms than say an Oklahoman. We have absolutely nothing in common besides a president and a flag.

    MakeupMama68
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a native LA resident and the Deep South definitely feels like another country lol

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    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Professional baker here: Those are glazing guns.

    Tess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're expertise are very much appreciated. Have you managed to combine them in your field of work somehow? If so, do you offer on the job training?

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    That One Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... and that's why I'm in Europe now!

    Wax0nWax0ff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can shoot a round through the hole in the doughnut, your order is free

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Texas! Free gun with every dozen pastries purchased!

    Szzone
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god you can't buy things that are dangerous for children like kinder eggs

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Republican terrorist cult heaven.

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    #23

    Fiance Accidentally Left A Pot Of Simple Syrup On The Stove To Burn And Made An Asteroid

    Fiance Accidentally Left A Pot Of Simple Syrup On The Stove To Burn And Made An Asteroid

    chillreptile Report

    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever have this problem, here’s a way to potentially save your pan: Break out as much carbon as you can manually without damaging the pot’s cooking surface. Fill the pot with water and bring it to a boil on the stove while stirring to get as much of the sugar to dissolve as possible. Dump the while it’s still hot and repeat a couple more times. For the hard, burnt on sugar on the bottom of the pot, get some baking soda, pour it into the pot, and add just enough water to make the baking soda into a paste when mixed. Then lightly scrub the paste over the burnt on spots. Warning: Don’t scrub too hard if it’s a nonstick pan unless you like eating Teflon. Then rinse out the pot and repeat if necessary.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be better for the environment to buy a new pot, given the amount of energy and materials that will go into this attempt which will probably fail... I'd keep it like this as a memento/mantelpiece.

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    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1st place at the 1st grade science fair, here I come!

    liyanee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hide it somewhere and wait for the right people to find it. You will know once it's on the news.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom! Dad! Don't touch it! It's Evil!! (not in a microwave I know, but it's close)

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, time to open an Etsy shop.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that making hummingbird food. Ruined my favorite pan.

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    #24

    What Is Wrong In This Picture?

    What Is Wrong In This Picture?

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    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the two right hands? Edit: Left hands, the two left hands.

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    That One Nerd
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good question. Maybe I'm blind, but I'm not sure what IS wrong. Edit: I feel like an idiot 🤦‍♂️. I was looking at their arms and legs expecting something to be mismatched there, but no. They're floating.

    Renee Ella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no seat on the bench

    Living Example
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the girl on the right have 2 left hands?

    Cooter McCoughlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I don't care that there isn't a seat. That makes sense. Those two left hands (on the other hand) are driving me crazy!

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    ProgHead777
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lady on the right looks like she has two left arms.

    Patrick Ptitson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see horse shadow under the bench...

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the snowman get's tired! We're sitting in the air!

    AG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole picture is weird you got the seatless bench in front and then it could be because the background is blurry but you got some suspect looking stuff back there also. He could just be an all-around weird park/attraction.

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    #25

    An Artichoke I Was Eating Had Teeth Of Its Own!

    An Artichoke I Was Eating Had Teeth Of Its Own!

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dare you to stick you finger in there

    That One Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure that's an artichoke? Mate you might have found a lil friend

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so disgusting. And it makes me think it belongs in the dentist’s chair.

    Marie Adamson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would look great with some googly eyes.

    LoonTunes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I could not eat that. I can barely look at it. I'm gone.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appetite lost. Not touching that.

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    #26

    This House In Germany

    This House In Germany

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    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one in Seattle, near Georgetown.

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a window, and I want it painted black...

    Katie Fink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a red door and I want it painted... black

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    pugtraain
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the goth family from the sims 4 lives there

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    #27

    The Sleeping Girl Of Turville: On The 28th March 1871, 11-Year-Old Ellen Sadler Went To Bed And Did Not Wake Up For 9 Years

    The Sleeping Girl Of Turville: On The 28th March 1871, 11-Year-Old Ellen Sadler Went To Bed And Did Not Wake Up For 9 Years

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They think her mum was drugging her. She had a few seizures before she fell into this sleep

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    Wyn Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a hoax run by her mum, drugged her up then charged people to see the miracle sleeping girl.. shortly after her mum died she woke up for good and went on to marry and have kids

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She woke up 5 months after her mom died. Her married sisters took care of her so it is possible that the sisters knew and kept drugging her

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    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slept for 9 years and awoke shortly after her mother died, that’s not suspicious at all! :p

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 months after her mom died and her married sisters took care of her after her mom's death so they had to at least know about it to continue it. Not saying that isn't a real possibility

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    Bart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to believe, how would her body keep functioning? Hydration & food-wise? It's not like they hooked you up to a IV and feeding tube back in 1871...

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was being feed by tube in to the stomach

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    That One Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    /jk. I obviously need to look into this before commenting random c**p lol

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worlds first mullet hairstyle

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    #28

    What The Hell??

    What The Hell??

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    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wasn't his portrait earlier in this post?

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I was thinking the same! The painting that was found in the wall after 46 years of someone living there!!

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    given the apparent age of the photo I'm going to guess double-exposure.

    Tammy Hornback
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we see him one more time the phone will ring

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me really, really laugh on a day when I needed to badly! Thank you :)

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    Pearlkp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what's going on in that attic...!

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a Google image search and still have no clue where or when this came from. Super creepy, super cool. If anyone can get some intel on this please post!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The NBA recruits players from all over.

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    #29

    How My Wife Sits

    How My Wife Sits

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    Szzone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, where do my balls go in this position? Into my pocket or do I fold them in like a transformer?

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    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW??? My legs are too short I guess; I can't get both feet on the ground when I attempt this position.

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL My feet almost never touch the ground when I am sitting, cross legged or not. 4'11" I sit and swing my legs like a little kid sometimes I am 64 LOL

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    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time. It’s actually really comfortable

    Alex Luiz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at a special needs school.we were getting training from an occupational therapist about sensory and mobility needs our kids might have and how to accommodate them.the first part of the talk was about signs of hyper mobility.at this point the OT stopped talking and just looked pointedly at me,as I was doing most of The Things.was pretty funny.

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    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time is a good time to practice an ásana 🧘‍♂️

    Tams21
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is that rare, tbh.

    Carman Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be able to do this. Not so much now lol

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    #30

    Something's Wrong With My Ceiling

    Something's Wrong With My Ceiling

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    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean the housing bubble’s about to burst?

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a large bottom, about to unload....

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    water from the boiler which has burst/leaked. it has probably dissolved a bunch of rat c**p in the ceiling as well. basically it's a bag of typhoid or black plague about to pour on your electronics.

    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to make a splash.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move the electronic stuff immediately. When that lets loose, everything will be soaked with nasty water

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just gtfo of there!!! Unless you want to drown in the house's afterbirth

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a parallel universe pushing in.

    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think it'll pop like a spot? Satisfying!

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    #31

    Were Pants Really This High Back Then?

    Were Pants Really This High Back Then?

    valleylog Report

    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simon Cowell's great grandfather?

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. This style of pants is referred to as a "Full Fred Mertz".

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa paid the bills so no one ever said a thing.

    Chrissyfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was easier to cover a big belly with your trousers rather than tucking them underneath as is the modern approach.

    Murph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this might have been a thing. I've seen old family photos of my great-great uncles wearing their pants the same way.

    christopher mccarthy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were passed down from his brother who was 7'3" when he died at age 9.

    Triplets Mum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing that the pants were hand-me-downs that came from someone who was larger (obviously) than the man wearing them in this photo. This wasn’t uncommon for the times.

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was more pant than man!

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    #32

    I Woke Up To A Pickle On My Front Door?

    I Woke Up To A Pickle On My Front Door?

    kuromifan333 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pickle at a front doorstep. An inexpensive way to occupy someone's mind for the rest of their life

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the watermelon 🍉 idea more... Granted, I might just be jonsin' for watermelon...

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    Living Example
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually based on a centuries old Litavian custom. Starting in about 2400 BCE Litavian men would leave a pickle which, was a new invention, on the outside the hut of a prospective mate to signify their both their fertility and their ability to provide pickles. The larger the pickle, the more manly suitor. Gherkins were rarely used.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're so lucky, the pickle fairy never stops at my house.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like one of those click bait articles: “Why you should run if you find a pickle tied to your front door.”

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic, remember that show in living color, and Damon wayans played a homeless guy, and he had a “ pickle jar” 😂

    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been just for the purpose to occupy a place in your memories forever.

    your sarcastic bestie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a sign of love. looks like you, babe, have a secret admirer out there somwhere (spoiler alert, its me 😘)

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I come from, this is a common way to invite the guests who will act as spectators on a public self-castration event ...

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relax. Receiving a pickle doesn't mean you're in one.

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    #33

    A Terrified Festival-Goer Says He Was Being Offered As A Human Sacrifice To Mother Earth After He Woke Up Trapped In A Coffin Following A Drinking Binge

    A Terrified Festival-Goer Says He Was Being Offered As A Human Sacrifice To Mother Earth After He Woke Up Trapped In A Coffin Following A Drinking Binge

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully he got over it, and now has a silly story to tell. Time heals all wounds.

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids don't drink and pass out at satanic parties.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Please read the headline and quickly delete your erroneous comment.

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    Abigail Chavez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it. I'm from Bolivia and my parents have told me stories. Best not to drink even a little during this celebration. 😟

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What celebration are we talking about?

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    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus the slash on his face

    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guess there were a lot of bad substances circulating

    christopher mccarthy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly why they shoulda NEVER made coachella two weekends. the second weekend ALWAYS blows!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. After a drinking binge, your memory of the night before is always super-reliable.

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    #34

    This Was Spotted In Alabama—what Even Is This?

    This Was Spotted In Alabama—what Even Is This?

    SinVerguenza04 Report

    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ronnies parents were also siblings... *banjomusic*

    Carla Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incest. The game the whole family can play. Especially in Alabama.

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    M. Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the McWeevil in Enterprise, Alabama. The town celebrates the boll weevil because the invasive pest caused the town to switch to peanut crops, which were immune to the pests. Thus, the town became a large supplier of peanut products, boosting the regional economy for generations. https://www.wfla.com/news/national/mcdonalds-mcweevil-statue-excites-some-disturbs-others/

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the monument . Have a wonderful picture of it.

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    That One Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👹HE CRAVES... SOULS- *what? oh* BIG MACS👹

    Erick L.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your children from seeing that.

    pugtraain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its in enterprise, and its a boll weevil. His name is evil mcweevil, and its close to where i live

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi! I lived on the army base there for about 6 months about 15 years ago!

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like that movie The Fly except Ronald McDonald, Pinocchio and Doc Ock get into the machine.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing - and I want to emphasize *guessing* as I don't actually know for fact - that this used to be a statue of Gonzo that has been repainted & nope, wait, I just noticed the extra arms so that's not it. Mosquito McDonald?

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    #35

    Something I Found In A Tree On The Way Back From A Hike

    Something I Found In A Tree On The Way Back From A Hike

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    Laurie Goff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you took that home? Good luck with the test of your life.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it back, why in the f**k would you take that home

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a poorly executed poppet. Most of these, while appearing a little creepy, are actually to help people. Leaving it in different places to give different types aid. Leaving it in a tree is usually done by the caster of the spell to give someone strength.

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And you just brought the cursed item HOME!?

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to be that person but could you put your right sock correctly ?

    Ese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have left it alone!

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you havent seen horror movies without telling me you havent seen horror movies

    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch the Brady Bunch in Hawaii. They had to return a cursed idol.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Tiki episode is the only one I ever liked. I wish cousin Oliver had picked it up instead.

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    #36

    This Guy With Horns Who Stands On The Side Of The Highway By My House

    This Guy With Horns Who Stands On The Side Of The Highway By My House

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    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone’s horny. I’ll see myself out.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suuuuuze, don't go. It wasn't that awful. Carry on.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he starts playing the pan pipes and dancing, maybe go say hello because you're in for an epic night.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So apparently the Devil doesn't wear Prada. Just plaid flannel shirts and Wrangler jeans from Walmart.

    Szzone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg tieflings have feelings too they don't like it when humans take photos of them without asking

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I think there’s more than one human species. I’m trying to think of a time in my adult life when I would have had both the time and the inclination to do something like that.

    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's propably just selling the flowers behind him

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look it up, some old representations of biblical figures like Moses are pictured with horns and a halo. This guy is apparently very holy. Hell, my namesake was pictured with the head of a dog in some iconography. This guy is a Grunge Satyr. By the way Grunge Satyr is the name of my next band.

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    #37

    My Hand After A Shower

    My Hand After A Shower

    TX_Sized10-4 Report

    Spanish Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something might be wrong here, i just can't put my finger on it

    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is actually a be four picture.

    Kathleen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much exfoliation maybe?

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The absence of a middle finger would render many of my neighbors mute.

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might've scrubbed a little too hard

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your water pressure is way too high.

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clean? Because, despite of the effects of excessive watering in plants, a shower won't make your fingers fall.

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    #38

    Spotted In A Public Bathroom

    Spotted In A Public Bathroom

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    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it would have to be a seriously serious emergency for me to pick up candy from a public bathroom floor. Eeewww

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    Wax0nWax0ff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want every single one or any of them to touch the public bathroom floor

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're correct, snooping under the partition in a public bathroom is definitely creepy!

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's in for the long game.

    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't take a snack from this person.

    mSpencer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Low blood sugar is a real thing 😹

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is in for the long haul

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that top item isn't an insulin pen.

    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he trying to lure someone?

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    #39

    Wife Showed Me What Her Coworker Found Near The Register While Closing Sporting Goods Store In Small Town

    Wife Showed Me What Her Coworker Found Near The Register While Closing Sporting Goods Store In Small Town

    pantsarenew Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is the golden claw that helps you get to the dragon stone of bleak falls barrow

    Rico Mendez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You picked a bad time to get lost, friend.

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know what it is, but I don’t like it.

    thepinkrobot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like the monkey's paw story but with a creepy dinosaur claw?

    BitchinintheBurgh'
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who did they p**s off???? She should resign now.

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    #40

    Yikes. Came Outside This Morning To Find This On My Front Step. Just Moved Out Into The A Rural Area Of Central Indiana. 😳

    Yikes. Came Outside This Morning To Find This On My Front Step. Just Moved Out Into The A Rural Area Of Central Indiana. 😳

    TheDadChef Report

    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish someone could get it through these idiots' that Jesus was Jewish.

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And… who cares enough to care who owns what? It’s like making stuff up to worry about

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funny thing is (also), just because someone is presinent, CEO, or whatever... does not mean they OWN the freak'n company. They were hired for that job.

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    seana lammers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad and scary. Time to pack up and move.

    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s not. People in rural areas hate this c**p too. Don’t buy into stereotypes. It’s like saying everyone who lives in cities are elitist, latte swilling, avocado toast eating, baby killing, gay pedophiles or homeless, strung out people pooping on sidewalks when they’re not pushing people onto subway tracks. Is this a fair belief? Does this apply to any of you?

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently had something similiar in our letterbox. I was happy to see that another neighbour had ripped his up and thrown it in the gutter. So I went and did that too, it felt good.

    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kanye needs to get a life already.

    𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦-𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So what you're saying is Jewish people are more motivated and success-oriented, so I should marry a Jewish person who works in entertainment/media? Good call!"

    Dave Guthrie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the toilet paper! How thoughtful of the neighbors..

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am surprised they didnt opt for yellow stars. c***s.

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    #41

    A Picture Of My Grandma And Her Friend At A Party In 1971

    A Picture Of My Grandma And Her Friend At A Party In 1971

    Altruistic-Good-4883 Report

    Spanish Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is her friend a wax sculpture?

    Wax0nWax0ff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, everything just used to be terrifying

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    Rico Mendez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a few seconds, it looked like a giant mutated ant behind them.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her reflection does look like that

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it appears a bright flash was used but still weird that his face doesn't match his hand. Almost looks like a well done halloween mask.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her friend took the drugs from the guy everyone said not to take drugs from.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he human? And what's up with the reflection in thy window

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    #42

    Opened A Can Of Peaches And They Were Black And Smelt Like Fish??

    Opened A Can Of Peaches And They Were Black And Smelt Like Fish??

    Elly_frog Report

    Kelly Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The can is dented. Microscopic creepy crawlies can get in through very fine punctures you can't see around the dent....and do this.

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Botulism that demands to be SEEN

    Dave H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And stupid enough to smell it. It's the plague.

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    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The can is dented. Don't buy dented cans, folks. Makes it easier for bacteria to enter the can.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not such a problem with modern aluminium cans rather than tin or steel ones - moderate dents are okay these days - but I still avoid a dented can if I am able.

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I question the "fruity" part of the label - I guess the "juicy" part still applies?

    Burkhard Fitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody remember Hal from Malcolm in the middle think he eating Olives and need medical help after this?

    R Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes thats what it made me think of lol

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    JoNo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's some Woolworths brand products I won't buy. Better add this to the list!

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    #43

    When Your Alcohol Problem Gets Weird

    When Your Alcohol Problem Gets Weird

    bil-sabab Report

    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I advice flesh colored stockings. That would accent the orange better

    SadieCat17
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, commit and add some heels to change the mood of your carrot cosplay

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    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don’t carrot all about quitting.

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the root of the problem. He was out standing in his field then started drinking. Now it looks like he going to a mas-carrot ball.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When the going gets weird the weird go pro". - Hunter S. Thompson

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wine never does that." (Roky Eriksson)

    christopher mccarthy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats weird with an alcohol problem. totally diff ballgame.

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    #44

    Found Flies Dead Making A Circle Near My Window. I Dont Use Traps, Bug Sprays Etc. There Was No Pesting Either. What Could Be Causing This?

    Found Flies Dead Making A Circle Near My Window. I Dont Use Traps, Bug Sprays Etc. There Was No Pesting Either. What Could Be Causing This?

    BesimTibuk74 Report

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders practicing witchcraft, obvi.

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this comment is awesome! It has conjured (hee hee) some great imagery!!! You win!

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    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly a bottle of something sticky and sweet was put down and there was some of the liquid was on the bottom. Bottle removed and residue left. This attracted the small flies and they get stuck and died.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You perfectky reasoble explaination is missing one thing? Why are the flys evenly spaced? If they are just attracted to sweet, sticky circle, then the odds of them being in this pattern is pretty high

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    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how mice tell time.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a fly in the middle with a sword shouting, 'THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" but then there was a flash of lightning and he flew off more powerful than before. Little known fact this is where dragonflies come from. /s

    Carolyn T. Smythe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BEST answer so far! (Thumbs up emoji! This site won't accept my emojis. It turns them into question marks instead.)

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    Bella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can people stop downvoting for people asking questions, and their own opinions? It’s getting so frustrating. It’s okay if you don’t agree, just stop already. Makes me not want to come here anymore. Only downvote if it is legitimately disrespectful

    Jen Mart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Occult studies expert here: That’s a bunch of flies in a circle

    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to comment the same. This is such a dumb post. It is obvious they did it🙄

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    Carlos Moreno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you check for a tea candle, garlic and some keys?

    kat lia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are trying to summon the goddess of the forest but died in the process coz they are not worthy enough.

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    #45

    My Wallet Went Missing For 3 Months, Then Appeared In My Hall And Today I Found This Lock Of Blonde Hair Inside

    My Wallet Went Missing For 3 Months, Then Appeared In My Hall And Today I Found This Lock Of Blonde Hair Inside

    wavelength303 Report

    Lucille 2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stranger things have happened on this planet!

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure looks like jute twine, but I guess it could be hair too.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has the twine ‘twixed his fingers.

    frinny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today on things that didn't happen...

    Bradinius Prime
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there so many Gucci charges to my credit card?

    Maggz Bennett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was in the hall, is it possible it was posted through the letterbox?

    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No split ends, they look after their hair at least.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get an exorcist or whatever equivalent in your religion, and change all the locks in your house.

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    #46

    Someone Knocked On My Door And Left These Outside

    Someone Knocked On My Door And Left These Outside

    ExoticJubilee Report

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're of a certain ethnicity, yes it may be a hate crime. If you happen to have a dog, I'd say it is an offering to the furlord. Either way, it was surely a hateful crime for the chicken!

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k? Did you say Furlord? I love it but I totally lost my train of thought.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might be some sort of voodoo attempt

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could also be a prank. My mom likes to buy the chicken feet and heads as a treat for our dog. She calls them "walkie talkies". My sibling is definitely the type that would just drop a couple of walkies on someone's front door to do what pickle person did above xD

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    IDGAFabtUrFeelings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're Chinese, chances are it is a hate crime towards you.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't give a f**k about your feelings either but how is this racist toward the Chinese?

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    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone practicing Black magic or Voodoo.

    I'm a Furry, so what?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna throw up... I have 3 chickens at my school (we have a farm at our school) and If i got this outside the door I'd just move immediately and them live in a bunker for the rest of my life with my chickens.

    David Wong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two feet is enough for a cup of chicken feet soup.

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recall an old rhyme - "Dirty, scaly chicken toes, Harry puts them up his nose" - but these look too clean for Harry

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    #47

    Thousands Of People Around The World Have Reported Seeing A Shadowy Figure In A Hat Standing In Their Room While They're Sleeping. Recreational Benadryl Users Report Being Able To Consistently Summon The Entity/Hallucination If They Take Enough Of The Drug

    Thousands Of People Around The World Have Reported Seeing A Shadowy Figure In A Hat Standing In Their Room While They're Sleeping. Recreational Benadryl Users Report Being Able To Consistently Summon The Entity/Hallucination If They Take Enough Of The Drug

    paranormalisnormal Report

    Bill Tinsley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've encountered the hat man during sleep paralysis (the first couple of times were before I knew it was a phenomenon) and I gotta say it's pretty terrifying.

    Samantha Mannion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait people use benadryl recreationally?? That is absurd lol

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See this is why I sleep in a completely dark room. And if I can't see them they can't see me

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men? The Shadow knows"

    blobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JEEZ that thing is scary.

    Minh Châu Đỗ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this man only once, but his eyes were yellow. What does that mean?

    kat lia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you will take enough of the drug you will see Jesus or Lucifer.

    leloir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god i have seen it 40 years ago while i was completely stone and i was terrified. It had devil vibes. I thought it was just my imagination ....

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    #48

    Toilet Water Turned Brown At Work No Matter How Many Times You Flushed It, Opened The Top Of The Toilet And Found Two Cellphones (You Can Only See One Here) Stashed In The Tank In A Ziplock Bag. Ft. The Gross-Looking Aforementioned Toilet Water In The Background

    Toilet Water Turned Brown At Work No Matter How Many Times You Flushed It, Opened The Top Of The Toilet And Found Two Cellphones (You Can Only See One Here) Stashed In The Tank In A Ziplock Bag. Ft. The Gross-Looking Aforementioned Toilet Water In The Background

    recreationallyused Report

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or anywhere the prisoners go to do work. I know around here they go to the campgrounds and clean on work release and someone got caught leaving drugs in the bathroom there for them to get. Years ago.

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    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what you get for following jesus

    Kat Lyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's prison or you have a dealer in the house.

    Josy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the phone tourn the water brown? It shouldn't effect it

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my thoughts, unless the ziplock bag is torn and one phone has rusted... ?

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    #49

    My Local Church Right Now. Why Is It Red ?

    My Local Church Right Now. Why Is It Red ?

    czerys Report

    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to budget costs they share the place with other beliefs. One is praying up. The other down

    Rico Mendez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering what that thing is above the church.

    Betty Boom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a palm tree on a hill behind the church with Christmas lights on it. also the church is red because they're using red votive candles for Christmas mass.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something weird with them clouds

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are we all just going to ignore that vague image in the background behind the church?????

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all have been taking some Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

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    Natalia Larkin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention that thing in the sky

    Jude Corrigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attendance is down in the church, so are donations. They have had to find alternative income streams.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, why is there a Squiddy from the Matrix above the church?

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    #50

    Weird Florida Sign

    Weird Florida Sign

    Bryllant Report

    Karma Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so that the carcasses sink. https://www.neatorama.com/2022/12/10/The-Reason-Behind-the-Please-Poke-Eyes-Signs/

    That One Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im no fish person myself, but I'm sure there is a reason here

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So this is only a problem when humans are involved, throwing away fish or partial fish they have caught." https://www.neatorama.com/2022/12/10/The-Reason-Behind-the-Please-Poke-Eyes-Signs/ .... Why leave fish carcasses back in the first place? Either you take them home for dinner or throw them back alive, if you are fishing "for sports" and let them punch their gums for your fun.

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please poke eyes before reading Bored Panda. (Mostly)

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    birds needs to eat too, let the eyes intact ! i will create the DPFEFTSOB ! :D

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the heat can't make them explode probably

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    #51

    Found This Commerical Space On Fb Marketplace. What Goes On In This Room?

    Found This Commerical Space On Fb Marketplace. What Goes On In This Room?

    Trooperlite Report

    Karma Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vag steaming, most likely. Edit: after zooming in, I can see what looks like some sort of hotplate under the chairs; so I'm thinking that's almost definitely what this is for.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard of cosmetic bleaching for bottoms, maybe this is related to that....

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, Pandas, I'm at a loss. This is a dead end in Google. The image exists only in one Reddit post initially. Karma Black, what is Vag Steaming? I don't think I can handle any more research tonight. P.S. - Ugly a*s chairs.

    Karma Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You asked for it. I'm not responsible for any mental damage 😂 So, vag steaming is when a lady sits over a pot of boiling water, often filled with herbs, with their bits exposed to the steam. They usually also have a towel wrapped around their nether regions to give their bits more of the authentic sauna experience. It's claimed that it does everything from reducing stress to balancing hormones to cleansing the body to tightening their hoohah. It's actually been practiced for centuries in some areas, but the particularly woowoo peeps (we're looking at you, Gwyneth) turned it into a fad among the alternative medicine crowd. Science says it's bunk, but the Queen of Goop herself and her buddies insist it works.

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    Ichi as usual
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be my innocent soul, but it seems like some wannabe furniture designer wanted to be super edgy and original.

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advertisement for sure is more than just a photo. Ask the perdon behind the advert?

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urban Dictionary's conference room

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    #52

    But Why?

    But Why?

    ItsJaaaaake Report

    Heather Resatz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Procure an equal amount of gin and a whole crate of limes

    Dave H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finessed = stolen. And dumb enough to post a pic online.

    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get 11 gallons of gin and some lemons.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fight Malaria in your hometown and become a hero. (Quinine and 200 years of oppression in India under the British. Too soon? Sorry, Bharat.)

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    #53

    I Wouldn’t Even Wear This If I Lived In Alaska

    I Wouldn’t Even Wear This If I Lived In Alaska

    FaZeLuckyBoy Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see a tardigrade?

    Miriam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was intentional until I read the caption!

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    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, a giant maggot!

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not scare, for me, it's the bonhomme michelin, an advertising figure from my childhood

    That One Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just need this for day to day life

    Danish Dynomummy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does...does it have a build-in beanbag?

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nike swish on the side. Hey Bob, what should we make for promotional product today?

    Donnie Mc00
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would totally wear this!

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    #54

    Went On A Walk With My GF Yesterday And Found This Does Anybody Have Any Idea What It Could Be?

    Went On A Walk With My GF Yesterday And Found This Does Anybody Have Any Idea What It Could Be?

    Epicheesemoment Report

    That One Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, my good fellow, is someone's spinal column. Kindly return it

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's brown and looks sticky - I'm going to have to say it's a stick

    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biologist here: That’s a land seahorse.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Backbone of some animal, with pelvis still attached

    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a spine but I have no idea what it belonged to

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    #55

    Cleaned Out An Old Storage Unit Today And Found This…does Anyone Know What It Is?

    Cleaned Out An Old Storage Unit Today And Found This…does Anyone Know What It Is?

    Long_shlong_silver Report

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its obviously the star pony tail

    Wheely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hairdressing competition trophy?

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a Christmas tree Star. Don’t you have one?

    #56

    Saw This On A Different Social Media Site With The Caption, "Feeling Nostalgic". Is This Actually Something People Used To Do, And If So, Why?

    Saw This On A Different Social Media Site With The Caption, "Feeling Nostalgic". Is This Actually Something People Used To Do, And If So, Why?

    Barsidious_White Report

    Wax0nWax0ff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a southern thing (US)

    Suuuuuuze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men did this. Men will put their peanuts in anything.

    Bill Tinsley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little my grandpa talked about doing that when he was a kid in the 30's

    seana lammers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Southern (US) thing. I hear it is sort of good.

    Riccardo West
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve done this while living in South Carolina. It’s better with RC Cola though

    Horosho Bodka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boiled peanuts in RC Cola... I give you the US South.

    Ristina Nielsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then someone tried using Mentos instead?

    Patti Disbennet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister did this in the 70's and 80's. Sweet and salty. We are from Northern California

    thepinkrobot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only seen people in the southern US states doing this

    Stephen Cohoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did this back in the 70s. No good reason, we just did.

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    #57

    Visitng London And On The Underground We Saw Empty Meat Packages? Are Londoners Just Eating Raw Meat?

    Visitng London And On The Underground We Saw Empty Meat Packages? Are Londoners Just Eating Raw Meat?

    ComicPlatypus Report

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we all do but only on the Tube

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the London version of peanuts in coke- they dip their raw meat in it

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    Robert Millar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not eating on the tube, just organizing what has been stolen.

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A civilized werewolf buys her meat from a store because there are so many harmful stereotypes in circulation thanks to the TV and film industry.

    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well you know... you can take minced meat and put it into a thermos and...

    Neon Panda 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s even worse is that the seat is for pregnant/elderly people…

    Anahhita
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a blood bag on the window? Did the werewolf and vampire party together?

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    #58

    Little Piles Of Dirt Appear About Our House For No Apparent Reason

    Little Piles Of Dirt Appear About Our House For No Apparent Reason

    pig_pork Report

    PattyK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Termite doodoo. Call an exterminator now!

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that in Nandor the Relentless' voice.

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    That One Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ants digging holes from in your walls, the dirt is what spills out basically

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's termite mess.... I'd call an exterminator

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your house is about to crumble

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