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From star-studded celebrities to regular bamboo-munching Pandas like us, many of us have been there—praying that our hair regrows faster, cuz the haircut we just got is so horrendous, we’re ashamed to leave the house. Hide the mirrors, get out your hats, things are going to be difficult for a while.

That’s where the ‘Just [Fudge] My [Stuff] Up’ subreddit comes in. Though we can’t mention the full name of the online group (thank you, stop words), the community itself is brilliant! They celebrate the very worst haircuts “from all walks of life,” and odds are that their latest pics will make you feel very good about your current haircut in comparison, no matter how self-conscious it made you feel before.

As you’re scrolling down, upvote the haircuts that you personally thought were the worst, dear Pandas. Don’t forget to let us know which ones you loved to hate and hated to love the most in the comments! And if you ever need some more inspiration about what not to do and what not to ask for at the hairdresser’s, check out Bored Panda's previous feature about the JFMSU subreddit right here.

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    The JFMSU subreddit grew from 751k to 795k members in slightly less than the span of a single year. Having been founded back in 2014, the community will be celebrating its 7th birthday in mid-December.

    The inspiration behind the subreddit’s jaw-dropping name is a widely known meme that goes by many other names, including ‘Just Eff Me Up,’ ‘Just,’ and ‘The Barber.’ Know Your Meme points to American actor and beloved comedian Zach Galifianakis as the person who might have started the entire meme in the first place.

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    My Mom Took Up A Hair Cutting Course About 9 Years Ago. With Little Practice She Confidentially Lured My Brother In For A Haircut. This Is The Result. Now I Can't Make Eye Contact With My Brother Without Laughing

    My Mom Took Up A Hair Cutting Course About 9 Years Ago. With Little Practice She Confidentially Lured My Brother In For A Haircut. This Is The Result. Now I Can't Make Eye Contact With My Brother Without Laughing

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    According to Know Your Meme, the earliest known example of the ‘Just Eff Me Up’ joke belongs to comedian Zach. He dropped the joke in 2006 during his comedy special, ‘Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Ocean.'

    “When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese. I went to my stylist today and she said, ‘What are you looking for?' and I told her, ‘Just give me the Amber Alert,' Zach said.

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    This Person's Mom's Senior Picture, Late 60s

    This Person's Mom's Senior Picture, Late 60s

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    Yes, The Eyeliner Goes Around The Fringe

    Yes, The Eyeliner Goes Around The Fringe

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    From there, the meme evolved and one of the biggest ‘victims’ of the joke was American singer-songwriter, Miley Cyrus. In 2012, rapper Tyler poked fun of her new haircut on Twitter by wondering if she’d asked her hairdresser to ‘eff her up real quick.’ In turn, Miley told Tyler to ‘shut up,’ insulted his face, but complimented his music.

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    It was in 2014 that the meme finally solidified into the form that we know and love today and inspired the creation of the subreddit. The core foundation of the subreddit itself is comedy: there’s no room for hate or harassment. 

    What’s more, the moderators warn that people shouldn’t post photos of people’s hair if they’re ill or have been in an accident. “We're here to laugh at people's poor hairstyle choices, not their medical conditions which they have no control over,” they note. For a subreddit that pokes fun at people, it’s surprisingly wholesome, mature, and polite.

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    …Should We Tell Him, Guys?

    …Should We Tell Him, Guys?

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    I Got A Crush Immediately

    I Got A Crush Immediately

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    The Least You Could Do Is Center The Damn Thing

    The Least You Could Do Is Center The Damn Thing

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    A while back, I reached out to barber and hairdresser Giuliano Dore, the co-founder of ‘Get Groomed,’ mobile barbering specialists in London and the West Midlands, in the UK. Giuliano told Bored Panda all about how to recognize whether a haircut is truly bad and a mistake or if it’s something fashionable, experimental, and brave.

    “The main difference between avant-garde and plain bad for a haircut is the focus on details and the whole idea behind the haircut,” he said.

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    Came Home From Work This Evening To See That My Wife Gave My Kid A Karen Cut

    Came Home From Work This Evening To See That My Wife Gave My Kid A Karen Cut

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    Jonathan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child is already firing off several emails to managers.

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    Coolio These Days

    Coolio These Days

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    Hello it Smee
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have lost most of his hair but he is still rocking his signature look. That hairstyle is his brand, if you saw just the top of his head you would know that is Coolio.

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    Before, Reference Picture, And After. I’m Beyond Mad

    Before, Reference Picture, And After. I’m Beyond Mad

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    Buren
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mad expression is the same with your hopeful and whatever expression in the middle

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    “You would think that haircuts like the bowl cut are never gonna be trendy. Wrong. It’s happening and thanks to extremely talented hairstylists, we see a lot of hipsters rocking a very fashionable bowl,” Giuliano from ‘Get Groomed’ told Bored Panda that we shouldn’t say ‘never’ when it comes to slightly peculiar haircuts that look ‘out there.’

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    #16

    It Looks Like It Was Drawn In Permanent Marker

    It Looks Like It Was Drawn In Permanent Marker

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    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know those inflatable spaghettis guys in car dealerships? That's what they make me think about.

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    According to barber Giuliano, the most important things for a hairdresser to keep in mind when working on a client are symmetry and order (even when working on more artsy, even chaotic styles). “ It’s all about pattern, symmetry, and (sometimes) controlled asymmetry. If I see patchy haircuts, holes, or broken hairlines, I am gonna assume the worst," he told Bored Panda.

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    Russian Three Stripe Cut

    Russian Three Stripe Cut

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    Advanced Homosapiens -2800AD

    Advanced Homosapiens -2800AD

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    Saint Thomas
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the non French or Belgian pandas : they are the Bogdanoff brothers. They were quite famous on télévision in the years 80's, for shows centered around science and science-fiction (i was an absolute fan as a kid/pre-teenager). They used to have normal faces. Nobody really knows what happened. They claim they never had any plastic surgery. Another hypothesis they kind of hinted at, but never confirmed, was that they were suffering from acromegaly... Anyway, they are also kind of controversial amongst the scientific community because of a book they published about the origin of the universe (google "Bogdanoff affair")

    Scagsy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the explain. Don't know how they claim no plastic surgery though. That's science fiction.

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    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very sad. They were so handsome before. It boggles my mind that they thought there was anything wrong with how they looked.

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    Rick
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to be good looking. Severe dysmorphia.

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    If they were good looking, they did not have dysmorphia.

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    Lyn Moffett
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just googled a pic of them when they were younger. They were quite attractive but this is definitely the result of plastic surgery gone EXTREMELY wrong.

    Jonathan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screenshot from actual footage of 2 men turning into werewolves.

    Dodo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These guys should have been on that recent "what would people have looked like without plastic surgery?" article. I'd be very curious to see that.

    Christopher Duffy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did a lot to promote science to French kids. Their surgical addiction is unfortunate.

    Dre Mosley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have gotten haircuts from elite stylists, and it still would not matter. Their hair isn't the issue.

    SCamp
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geezus H Christ! These two look like alien invaders modelling their Earth takeover disguises on a reconnaissance carried out in 1957

    Leigh
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow they are both scary but tht left one is gonna give me nightmares!

    Kakofonyx
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Between the two of them, there's enough chin implants for an entire football team.

    Gina Babe
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like when you create your character in a game and drag the bar all the way over on every feature

    Glynna Bowood
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the right is still working toward the level of messed-up the other one has fully achieved.

    Christy Smith
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just know that they think they're sexy even though ppl move away in horror when walking upon them.

    Hey Ho neighbours
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They genuinely look like spitting image puppets of themselves. It's so sad knowing they are still them, trapped in there, just behind these "suits" they can't escape from. Even if they did do it to themselves. So sad.

    Al Emond
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people look wooden. Carved. They also look like those masks from that video for Land of Confusion by Genesis.

    Tres D
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the F is wrong with people that get so much plastic surgery that they end up looking uglier than the ugliest people alive!?

    Cheryl Carter
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they seriously think that each surgery gets better and better? News Flash, it only gets worse!

    Randy Volz
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're Igor & Grichka Bogdanoff. And if you image Google they're name, you'll see that they were actually fairly handsome men back in the day.

    Hilary Mol
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they took Kryten and The Cat from "Red Dwarf", combined them, and gave them a blow-out bouffant?

    Viki Banaszak
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually these two were very handsome before they decided to get the implants and stuff done. So sad what money and power do to the brains of some people.

    Bobbie Meyers
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad to think that they think they look good. They are so f'ed up, they forgot when they did look good

    Suz66
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hair isn't the weirdest thing in this picture. Looks like an episode of Botched.

    Jaguarundi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These guys frightened me once from the cover of "The Star" magazine at the cashier's stand at the grocery.

    LJ Robinson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you look in the mirror and think this looks good? I'd freaking SUE the guy that did the lips and cheekbones. You can actually see the line for the chin implant. Not pretty at all.

    Demongrrrrl
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They remind me of the 'Spitting Image puppets from the 80s. They were also in the music video for "Land of Confusion" by Genesis.

    Nadia Dodd
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone heard of a tv programme in the UK called Spitting Image? Not saying they're the spitting image of anyone just they look like the puppets.

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was photoshopped. Was horrified to find out that they actually look like this.

    Annette Easton
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like Mick Jagger and Joan Rivers had kids together.

    BleeBloo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bogdanoff twins, at one time they looked normal

    Jules
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. The....... Jeeeeeesus. Halloween all year round in their house!

    Gia SDP
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are infamous twins, known for their dozens of cosmetic surgeries.

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the Elephant Man and David Hasselhoff mated and had 2 sons?

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these two not own mirrors? They look absolutely ridiculous (not to mention horrifying).!!!

    Menacia Jones
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't they see what the other one looks like? Bad enough one had the idea of modifying their face but what about the other one?

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    "If you want to cut your own hair at home, go with a safe option. Same-level buzz cuts are a safe choice. Home is not the place for challenging haircuts. For example, attempting a 0 to 2 high skin fade by yourself is not gonna work. Even professional barbers don’t do it themselves. I know this because they book each other on our app," the hairdressing expert told Bored Panda that it’s always best to opt for simplicity if you’re working on your hair by yourself.

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    One Of The Best Yet

    One Of The Best Yet

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fine with people posting their own photos of hair fails, but I'm not okay with someone taking a photo of another person more than likely without consent simply to mock them. Not cool.

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    Amish UFC

    Amish UFC

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    Mazer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s Paddy 'The Baddy' Pimblett, wicked UFC fighter. Ummm he can wear his hair however he likes.

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    "Being able to cut just based on the reflection of a mirror takes a whole new level of 4D chess and not everyone is ready for the challenge. I would also avoid sharp tools like razor blades. It’s absolutely possible to rock a very decent hairline without using razor blades at home. Clippers are your friends."

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    My Cousin’s Mother In Law From The 70s

    My Cousin’s Mother In Law From The 70s

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that even physically possible? Are there not laws of physics that prevent that?

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    It’s interesting to see how much things have changed over the course of the pandemic. Giuliano told Bored Panda what the situation was like at the start of the Covid-19 lockdowns, in March 2020. Giuliano said that ‘Get Groomed’ had stopped all of their office-based barbering events at the time and still hadn’t restarted them yet by November of that year. However, there were other upsides.

    "We saw a surge in home-based bookings since the first UK lockdown. I believe people don’t want to go to a crowded barbershop at the moment and it’s very visible in our data. People are also more concerned about hygiene and frequently ask questions about our methodology, if the barber is coming with PPE, etc. We are making sure that our barbers are fully PPE equipped and that they clean their tools between bookings,” Giuliano told Bored Panda what the situation was like last year.

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    Got This Ad On Youtube, I Wasn’t Ready

    Got This Ad On Youtube, I Wasn’t Ready

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    Comb Over With A Hard Part... Like 'Moses Parting The Red Sea' Hard

    Comb Over With A Hard Part... Like 'Moses Parting The Red Sea' Hard

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    So, dear Pandas, which of these truly awful haircuts do you think are a cut above (or is that below?) the rest? What’s the very worst haircut you’ve ever had and how did it make you feel? Got any advice about helping our hair grow faster after a tragedy at the barber? Share your thoughts and feelings in the comments.

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    #32

    Barber Has Got Me A Belter With This One. £15 For The Privilege

    Barber Has Got Me A Belter With This One. £15 For The Privilege

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    #34

    Does Facial Hair Count? Jonathan Banks On Csi Miami And Whatever Is Going On With His Chin

    Does Facial Hair Count? Jonathan Banks On Csi Miami And Whatever Is Going On With His Chin

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    This Subaru Salesman

    This Subaru Salesman

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    El muerto
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would bet, he is past 40, divorce, owns an jaguar and jaguar jacket to match. and definitely not having midlife crisis

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    Gwen Shamblin, Former Leader Of A Church In Tennessee

    Gwen Shamblin, Former Leader Of A Church In Tennessee

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    Kayla J
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Former because she along with her husband and some others were killed in a plane crash earlier this year. She's also the subject of The Way Down documentary that was on HBO(?) that talked about her weird diet program and their fellowship. The hair was normal compared to everything else.

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    Went To A New Barber Because My Normal One Was Booked And I Have A Date Tomorrow. Asked For A Chin Length Bob. This Cost Me $58

    Went To A New Barber Because My Normal One Was Booked And I Have A Date Tomorrow. Asked For A Chin Length Bob. This Cost Me $58

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    #40

    My Wife Took My 4 Year Old Son To A Barber Shop

    My Wife Took My 4 Year Old Son To A Barber Shop

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    Just Saw This Guy On My Way Home Lol, Does His Cut Qualify?

    Just Saw This Guy On My Way Home Lol, Does His Cut Qualify?

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    What I Asked For vs. What I Got

    What I Asked For vs. What I Got

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had red hair for 5 years. I'm glad I never paid extra for highlights, it's almost impossible to do right. Even when the stylist knows what they're doing.

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    New Heavyweight Champion Oleksandre Usyk

    New Heavyweight Champion Oleksandre Usyk

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    Natalia Linnik
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name sounds Ukrainian. I think he is trying to imitate the Cossack haircut. Cossack warriors would shave their heads except one lock of hair at the top. They would usually sport impressively long mustache though as well.

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    #47

    Jay-Z's Hair On The Tiffany And Co. Commercial

    Jay-Z's Hair On The Tiffany And Co. Commercial

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    #48

    Found This While Scrolling Through Instagram

    Found This While Scrolling Through Instagram

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    #49

    The Result Of Asking My Dad To Go Over My Outgrown Undercut Again. Said He Didn't Want To "Accidentally Shave Too Far"

    The Result Of Asking My Dad To Go Over My Outgrown Undercut Again. Said He Didn't Want To "Accidentally Shave Too Far"

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    #50

    Kanye West’s New Haircut

    Kanye West’s New Haircut

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do we know that this person doesn't suffer alopecia, receiving cancer treatment or is just balding. Some are obviously bad haircuts, but something like this you just don't know. Also looks like he has no idea someone is taking a photo of him. EDIT: if it is indeed Kanye and none of what I said is relevant. Whilst Kanye is not my favourite person, the fact is that he suffers from bipolar. This could have been a result of an episode etc. You just don't know. I doubt very much that he would purposely go out like that during a good day coz he is very vain and this doesn't look like a hair cut some one vain would be seen with. Or I could just be talking out of my a**e lol. Which does happen.

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    #51

    When You Wanna B Poppin' Yo

    When You Wanna B Poppin' Yo

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    #52

    Moved House, Tried Local Barbers

    Moved House, Tried Local Barbers

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    #53

    This Guy On The Price Is Right This Morning

    This Guy On The Price Is Right This Morning

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