I love your mom!

Moms have a very effective 6th sense.

That is why it is important to use the proper words for describing things or events.

That’s kinda wholesome actually… idk why but I just think it’s kinda cute

Are you still waiting?

CONTEXT people we need CONTEXT

Mom knows something.

Yep,an air strike would slow things up, too.

rest in Palm Springs

You can't spell delayed without dead.

And did that make you less worried...? How did you find out it was her?

Lol, I feel like one of my family would do that, and then my younger brother would actually call the authorities and take the joke too far.

Alright, this one's not funny at all. There's really no way to interpret this as something good. Geez.

my heart rate would’ve gone whEEEEEEEEEE

Well, they do say that an aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

What was done? What did Grandma do?! Don't leave us hanging.

This seems intentional ?

Mom being dad

Hmmm....cheeeese!

A reference to the 80's song by Paul Hardcastle.

the more morbid version of all roads lead to rome.

Why did that make me laugh so hard welp

average autocorrect moment edit: i decided to make a question about this!: https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-what-was-the-most-random-word-you-autocorrect-generated/

Uh mom? You didn’t really mean that did you?

My dad had cancer for 10 years. He and my mom had The bad habit of texting "we need to talk" or "call me" ir just my name. 10 years responding in panic Just to hear "oh no, everythings fine. We Just wanted to talk, or see The kids or whatever". Very anxiety inducing. Specially on his last months 🫠🥲

I was going to say she passed blood. Either way, that's worrying.

Yoga be hard sometimes.

she knew EXACTLY what she was doing when she sent that lol

I'd like to think she bought a motorcycle.

My mom STALKS us on 360. I made her a shirt that says "I stalk my family #Life360"!! She texted me early one Saturday and asked if we had electricity. Later when I woke up, I replied "yes," and asked why. She said "Your phone is on 9% battery and Will's (my son) is dead." Lady. We are ASLEEP!! That's just ONE story of many.

My daughter stalks me too. "I see you're at the mall. Bath & Bodyworks again?!"... "That's not your usual route home"... "Really Mom, the pet store again?! We don't have pets" In my defence, I like to get treats for the neighbourhood dogs. Mostly it's all in good fun between her and I.

My parents got it because in high school my brother had a habit of going out with friends and not picking up his phone. He would be gone for hours with no word on when he might be home. They would start calling friends to see if they were with him🤦🏼‍♀️

Lol I do that!