I once lost a brandnew shiny spotless 2€ coin to a lazy vending machine, they are a trap

Or more importantly: the ratio of volume of actors' speech to car chase scene volume. Every hollywood movie is like this: "mumble mumble pshpsh psh mumble rhubarb mumble. SCREEEEEECH CRASH VRRRRRR VRRRRRR SCREEECH mumble mumble"

This would actually be so smart

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Don’t go by the sell by date, go by the smell by date.

And not pockets where you can only rest your fingertips or put a third of your phone but where you can shove in a purse, your keys, your phone and they wont stick out or fall out.

Can't resist: Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

It's duckling.

I won't listen to songs that use cell phone sounds or police sirens, for the same reason. I actually pulled over to the side of a highway because a song started playing with sirens in it. smh

And then you go buy more scissors to open the first pack. How did they get the very first scissor pack open?

Sometimes they use the mini zip-ties to keep the scissors closed for safety and attached to the cardboard "wrapping". I need a knife or scissors to cut them off too!

I don't buy scissors packed like this. Too much plastic.

You could use a kitchen knife

Just use your nail clippers or nail file to start a tear...no extra scissor needed

THIS!

There were no knifes in the vicinity?

It's not the name. If the consequences of COVID-19 would be the falling off of male genitalia there wouldn't be a single unvaccinated man no matter what the name of the disease is.

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The infamous prairie dress, ideal for humorous photos

Unless apocryphal, it was Henry Ford who invented the weekend, by giving his workers an extra day off. Prior to that it was a 6-dau working week

Buy a packet of bag clips. Seals on packaging use more plastic which is more waste. Bag clips can be used again and again.

Who the hell wants to see the end of "90 Day Fiancée"?

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Can we just have one for the trailers?

This really freaked me out the first time I went to the US. Is there a reason for such large gaps?

Yeah same with burgers it’s like “here are four buns to eat your 10 patties with”

I've only seen these sinks in the UK. Does anyone know other countries where this is common?

Depends on the airline as to how they charge for it and what they allow as carry on. Also the plane has a weight limit before it cannot take off or needs to use too much fuel so an interesting issue to solve.

Also never being able to find the same pair of jeans again. I will get attached to one specific pair of jeans that has just the right fit, pocket space, fabric feel, etc. but then once that pair wears out, you’re done for. You’ll never find that pair again

Airports are usually pretty good. Railway stations on the other hand can be imitated by holding your nose whilst you speak.

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Having serving sizes be illogical eg 30g serving size when the pack is 50g. Having products that look like single serve and giving the nutritional information for a smaller serving- eg, 300ml bottle of juice, but the 'serving size' is 100ml. Serving size should be based on use "Will the average consumer eat the whole pack at once; or eat half the pack?"

I just wish they would stop auto-playing the movie when I'm still reading the description to decide if I want to watch it or not.

“Suuuuuure I’ll give you a hunerd dollllar for da beeer

i was hoping someone would add this one!

wish there were an update for Xbox 360 to play high res. without weirdly coloured pixelation in the dark parts of the imagery.

There is no such thing as leftover pizza