People Share 27 Of The Craziest Old Phone Designs They’ve Seen
Interview With AuthorWe’re about to hit you with such a heavy dose of nostalgia, you’ll probably wish you had a time machine, dear Pandas. Us? We’re already working on the blueprints: the early 2000s are calling us and we have no choice but to answer!
Like it or not, smartphones are here to stay for a long while. And while the tech and functionality are both brilliant nowadays, it sometimes feels like we lost a bit of soul when we upgraded. But things didn’t use to look so bland! In between the eras of old-timey bricks and ultra-modern slabs of obsidian, we had an era of unparalleled design innovation. Phones used to look incredibly strange, unique, and (dare we say it?) cool, back in the first decade of the new millennium.
Writer Gerry McBride, who works at the satirical news site Waterford Whispers News, went viral on Twitter after sharing some of the most out-there phone designs ever. We’re featuring the pics that he and other social media users brought to everyone’s attention. Upvote your fave phones, Pandas! Let us know which ones you had (or had your eye on). Oh, and be sure to check out Bored Panda’s full interview with Gerry. If you enjoyed his thread and incredibly witty commentary, be sure to follow his Twitter, too!
Meanwhile, we also got in touch with Matt Johnson, Ph.D., for a few insights into product design and the importance of functionality when it comes to phones. Johnson is a professor of consumer psychology at Hult International Business School and Harvard University, the host of the Neuroscience of Branding blog, and the author of 'Branding that Means Business: How to Build Enduring Bonds between Brands, Consumers and Markets.' You'll find both of our interviews below.
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“I'd like to think that the thread resonated with people because of my witty comedy writing, but in reality, I think people just love to take a nostalgic look at older technology. And not just phones—we love to reminisce about old movies, TV shows, video games, fashion,” writer Gerry drew attention to the fact that nostalgia is extremely magnetic.
“Everything breaks down into two groups: ‘I had it' or 'I wanted it'. if you had it, you want to discuss your experience with it, good or bad. If you wanted it, you want to hear from other people to see if it was as good as you had hoped or believed it would be,” he told Bored Panda.
“Nostalgia is incredibly powerful. We are always uncertain of the future as it is unknown, but we have lived through the past, we know what it was like and we can cherry-pick the things we liked about it.”
I had one of these. I thought it was pretty cool. But now we have smart phones
I was WAITING to see the NGage. I had one, weirdest thing to take calls on but amazing for games.
Wow I had this phone and someone stole it off of my hip in the subway. Then I called my number and they pretended like they were gonna meet me and give it back for some money. Why did I agree to pay for my own phone LOL. Thankfully they never showed up. I was a gullible 15 year old.
However, the comedy writer pointed out that we tend to be blinded by the less enjoyable things that were present in the past.
“For example in the phone thread, nobody complained about slow internet service or poor reception or the lack of features that have become so useful such as screengrabbing, etc. But we remember the fun parts and our mind may trick us into thinking it was all fun, all the time! We also have fond memories of our old phones because we personalized them so much ourselves. We had to search out wallpapers or tap in ringtones ourselves. WE did that, so it made it feel just more OURS,” he said.
“As mobile phone technology was evolving, companies did their best to make their product stand out on the shelves. They weren't afraid to try something crazy,” Gerry explained to Bored Panda that there was a far bolder approach towards phone design a couple of decades ago.
“But this is true in the design of everything; look at old bicycles, for example, the big penny farthing types that seem so impractical today! Eventually, these things settle into a design that works best, and that becomes industry standard. It's why all bicycles today look basically the same, why all cars are more or less the same, and why all phones look the same,” he said.
Professor Johnson, the author of 'Branding that Means Business,' told Bored Panda that there are a variety of reasons "why the innovative designs of the 'Razr' era have quelled."
"But it all likely comes down to a single word: Apple. As the pioneer of the smartphone industry, they have placed a premium on functionality over form, and from their very first model in 2007, have instilled their sleek minimalist design. Apple's UX and aesthetic is fundamentally no frills. Camera technology aside, all of the innovation that has taken place has been on the user interface itself and not on the overall shape and design of the phone," he said.
"As the pioneers of the category, they have the lion's share of the smartphone market, and have defined for their competitors what a smartphone is and what it should look like. This is not to say that competitors can't get innovative—the Samsung Fold is a great recent example of design innovation, but it does make doing so a much riskier proposition."
Yeah. I won’t lie, it is kind of awesome.
Load More Replies...According to the consumer psychology expert, "functionality is supreme" when it comes to something so ubiquitous as smartphones.
"This is the device that wakes you up in the morning, and stays with you until you go to sleep. It's what you check your email with, capture life's moments with, call loved one's with, etc. It's arguably the most important piece of technology you own," Professor Johnson said.
"And so, given this, it's very important that it works, and works well in an intuitive and fluid manner. Design for design's sake, without a commensurate improvement on the functionality of the UX, does not convey value to the median consumer."
Any good product will have a delicate balance between its functionality and its form (i.e. aesthetics), though that balance will look different depending on the item in question. When you’re splurging on technology, you don’t just want the best in terms of performance—you want the item to tell the world a little bit about who you are. Your phone is a statement piece, whether you think it is or not. Though functionality still reigns supreme.
In this day and age, pretty much the only ways to stand out with your phone is to either: a) opt for the most cutting-edge release every single year; or b) decorate your smartphone cover with whimsical designs… or 14-carat gold and diamonds. In short, your aesthetic options are limited when you’re working with a rectangular slice of touch-sensitive technology.
But back when screens were smaller and you had to use honest-to-God buttons (!) to navigate your phone, make calls, send messages, and play games, there were a ton more options available to the designers. You could change the shape of the phone to give it a silhouette that instantly stands out in adverts and in real life.
I wonder how long the contacts lasted in those pivot points. And what happened after they wore out.
Were all of these phones ergonomic? Probably not. Some of them definitely looked impressive, but weren’t all that comfortable to use or all that useful to have, beyond a conversation starter at parties.
Others, however, were surprisingly comfortable to hold. Moving away from the generic screen-and-button layout created an avalanche of innovation. We saw some really cool stuff that put boldness first. Phones that we instantly knew we wanted because they looked so incredibly futuristic. Look, yours truly has been in love with the Nokia N-GAGE since the moment I laid my eyes on it. It’s the tail-end of 2022 and I still want that bad boy. (Side note: I still use my 15-year-old iPod daily and I always have a couple of spare batteries for my GameBoy Color.)
A while back, Aaron Genest, an Applications Engineering Manager for Siemens Software, told Bored Panda that we can more or less tell where technologies are headed by looking ‘upstream’ in the investment space.
“For instance, it takes almost two years to develop and produce a computer chip and get it to market for a phone, and five years to get something into a new kind of car. So if we want to have a sense for what, for instance, the gadgets in our cars will look like in 2026, we just need to look at what the car manufacturers are asking their suppliers to design today,” he said.
Companies aim to get a return on their investments. So you can more or less bet that certain technologies will be around until that happens.
Oh I was just talking about this one the other day, we got these as work phones (i worked for a telco), it was our first 3G phone, and I remember the intense headaches I used to get after using it. Still loved it though, it was a pretty standard design for a while. I’d had a Sony Ericsson thing before that which had a toggle that always broke off (because Nokias didn’t have cameras yet eke I’d have had a Nokia!j So this was a step up from that.
Meanwhile, Professor Suzanne Degges-White, from Northern Illinois University, told Bored Panda all about nostalgia, during a previous interview. There are certain pros and cons to thinking back about the Good Old Days(™). A bit of daydreaming is great. Too much, however, can impair your present and future.
"Nostalgia has the 'super power' of helping us feel better about the 'now' by connecting us to positive feelings from the 'then.' Nostalgia can help us feel better about ourselves and more in control of current situations if we're able to channel that positivity into concrete actions or a reframed mindset about the present. However, when we begin 'living in the past,' we may be inviting into our lives less than optimal mental wellness and potentially compromised physical wellbeing, too," the licensed counselor told us.
"When we succumb to memories of how things 'used to be' and refuse to address the 'what is,' we may find ourselves overwhelmed by our current conditions and less able to manage current challenges," she shared.
"It's often memories of home and the people who surround us that keeps us able to deal with significantly concerning or dangerous conditions. For instance, letters from home can be a lifeline for those who are engaged in warfare far away from what they consider 'home,'" the professor told Bored Panda earlier.
"It's when we become stuck in our memories of people who have died, places or times in our lives when things were 'easier' or 'better' that invites in the negative effects of nostalgia. When we are unable to make decisions about a current challenge or get stuck in memories of better times from the past, we can sink into a state in which we kind of 'tune out' of the present and ignore very real threats or opportunities in the now,” she said.
The antidote to spending too much time reminiscing about how great the past was is to focus on what you’re grateful for in the present. Think about all of the things that you appreciate in the here and now.
These were awesome. I saw one driven over by a back hoe and not drop the call.
I wanted on of these so bad, solely because of this commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyhffiG6gPg
"It's also helpful to step outside yourself and see how others might see your life. Gratitude can start with the basics—enough food to eat each day, a job that pays you enough to keep a roof over your head, people in your life who care about you and to whom you matter. Recognizing that not everyone in life has been as fortunate as you have and acknowledging your accomplishments is the best way to begin. Making a 'gratitude list' really does help us see our lives in a whole new way if we are committed to acknowledging the way our lives have been touched by success."
Yes, phones used to look way cooler a couple of decades ago and a sizable part of us wants to go back to live in a simpler and far more fun time. But life has a ton of upsides now as well. We just have to open our eyes and be open to finding the silver lining.
When phone makers dared to explore and be unique. Now it is all the same
Came here to say the same thing. Sure some aren't really practical but they were unique and different.
Load More Replies...sry about commenting on every single one. rn im in middle school with a Kyocera duraX flip phone so I just wanted to comment my thoughts on these
Dude, there's no need to apologise! You go ahead and comment as much as you like. Enjoy yourself. Comment sixteen times on every single post if the mood takes you. You have as much right to share your thoughts on BP as anybody else here. Go for it. But if you're gonna apologise to anyone, apologise to your teacher for surfing the net during their class, lol!
Load More Replies...This little brick-sized beauty was my first phone in 1995. The NEC G9. Horrible to look at, horrible to carry, but really rather reliable. I drop-kicked it down a cobbled street by accident as I was walking and it bounced a few times. Not even a scratch. 189_001-63...f0f3a9.jpg
It drove me nuts while having to go through it (still does) but I really love my age (51) and that it forced me to literally live through every technical development since the 70s. Although, I did give all those mp3 storage and play options a skip and went straight from CD to spotify (which is no real replacement for owning your music in physical form but my stereo broke and I just couldn't be botherd with getting a new one) I also can in all honesty say that while I am glad I had a childhood free of social media, I LOVE modern technology, especially smartphones. No crying about 'the good old times' from me! The only exceptions are modern LED lightbulbs and SUVs. No idea at what point cars started to become these humongous, ugly monsters. I want a corvette with a E-motor not something that looks like it could turn into Optimus Prime.!
While not all designs were great, I still miss phones being unique. Not they all look the same.
Before smartphones became the norm, there could be some unique designs Now the screen is the up front and important feature because it does EVWRYTHING. I really do miss tactile buttons that you actually had to press. Favorite phone I ever had was my Samsung I-547. Small enough to fit in a pocket and tough enough to crack the windshield of a truck and still work.
I used to work for Nokia in the early 2000's. So much fun, we got to try out all the new mobile phone designs from Nokia (and competitors) before they were launched (well competitor phones usually were already in the market, naturally). Had the most imaginable phones to try out. N-gage, 7280, 7380, etc. Then came iPhone and a whole mobile phone case design industry disappeared. PS. Check the online mobile phone museum: https://www.mobilephonemuseum.com/
I loved the new designs that were always coming out and getting something completely new looking every few years and learning all the new stuff about it. It was so exciting. I don't really get that anymore with iPhone. Yes there's new models but it's still basically the same. I don't think I'd want to go back but I do miss those crazy old phones
I remember most of these, though not sure of I saw one in real, mostly from press release. But what time it was. Nokia and Sony Ericsson were on top of the game with design and technology. Now - everything looks the same, 90% of smartphones could be mistaken for any other brand.
They had to live with the need screen size and the hardware keyboard. Half of them did a good job.
I miss My Nokia. Still favorite phone. You could throw it against a stone wall and it was fine.
Missed those buttons… texting without looking. Texting under the table while in class lol
It is kind of ironic to see all these wild and crazy NOKIA designs, yet they failed to see the benefits of the touch screen smart phone. I do not agree with people saying todays phones being boring and looking the same while these NOKIAs are beautiful and exciting. I find simple things much more beautiful and some (most) of these looks like the designers just kept adding and didnt wanna stop. "Less is more... how can that be? It's impossible... more is more"
I know it's not real, but I'm surpised no on listed teh tiny phones from a Will Ferrell SNL sketch or Zoolander download-6...d5ff07.jpg
I had a Samsung SCH U750 Alias 2 (had to look it up! ha!) that could flip/hinge horizontally or vertically, and the keyboard letters would change based on which way it flipped! It was awesome! Last phone I had before switching to smartphone. Back when I still had to pay per text!
And there never was a lens as good as the Nokia Lumia 1020 41 MP Carl Zeiss lens ever again. Loved that phone, really appreciated the Windows phone OS, too. Wouldn't it be great to have more than two operating systems to choose from.
I had a really cool flip phone once (around 2009). It was really sleek and black on the outside, but if you tapped it twice, it showed the time and messenger symbols. It was nice to not have to open it to see the important stuff.
Anybody remember the Helios?? I had it and unfortunately it was awful but looked really neat lol the company died quickly
I thought this thread was for old phones, as in the ones that had cords and dials. I was expecting Garfield, Mickey Mouse, and Juno's hamburger phone. *limps off, muttering under her breath about kids these days*
I am genuinely surprised that not a single person mentioned the Motorola Razr. That was my first phone and I absolutely loved it!!
Nokia was like a king in design. So sad they didn't believe in touch screen 😞
All different chargers too 😂 tactile keyboards are much better than buggy touch screens
It has been twenty years, but I still miss my G-1 Google phone. I had it set-up with the Star Trek communicator tone when it opened.
When phone makers dared to explore and be unique. Now it is all the same
Came here to say the same thing. Sure some aren't really practical but they were unique and different.
Load More Replies...sry about commenting on every single one. rn im in middle school with a Kyocera duraX flip phone so I just wanted to comment my thoughts on these
Dude, there's no need to apologise! You go ahead and comment as much as you like. Enjoy yourself. Comment sixteen times on every single post if the mood takes you. You have as much right to share your thoughts on BP as anybody else here. Go for it. But if you're gonna apologise to anyone, apologise to your teacher for surfing the net during their class, lol!
Load More Replies...This little brick-sized beauty was my first phone in 1995. The NEC G9. Horrible to look at, horrible to carry, but really rather reliable. I drop-kicked it down a cobbled street by accident as I was walking and it bounced a few times. Not even a scratch. 189_001-63...f0f3a9.jpg
It drove me nuts while having to go through it (still does) but I really love my age (51) and that it forced me to literally live through every technical development since the 70s. Although, I did give all those mp3 storage and play options a skip and went straight from CD to spotify (which is no real replacement for owning your music in physical form but my stereo broke and I just couldn't be botherd with getting a new one) I also can in all honesty say that while I am glad I had a childhood free of social media, I LOVE modern technology, especially smartphones. No crying about 'the good old times' from me! The only exceptions are modern LED lightbulbs and SUVs. No idea at what point cars started to become these humongous, ugly monsters. I want a corvette with a E-motor not something that looks like it could turn into Optimus Prime.!
While not all designs were great, I still miss phones being unique. Not they all look the same.
Before smartphones became the norm, there could be some unique designs Now the screen is the up front and important feature because it does EVWRYTHING. I really do miss tactile buttons that you actually had to press. Favorite phone I ever had was my Samsung I-547. Small enough to fit in a pocket and tough enough to crack the windshield of a truck and still work.
I used to work for Nokia in the early 2000's. So much fun, we got to try out all the new mobile phone designs from Nokia (and competitors) before they were launched (well competitor phones usually were already in the market, naturally). Had the most imaginable phones to try out. N-gage, 7280, 7380, etc. Then came iPhone and a whole mobile phone case design industry disappeared. PS. Check the online mobile phone museum: https://www.mobilephonemuseum.com/
I loved the new designs that were always coming out and getting something completely new looking every few years and learning all the new stuff about it. It was so exciting. I don't really get that anymore with iPhone. Yes there's new models but it's still basically the same. I don't think I'd want to go back but I do miss those crazy old phones
I remember most of these, though not sure of I saw one in real, mostly from press release. But what time it was. Nokia and Sony Ericsson were on top of the game with design and technology. Now - everything looks the same, 90% of smartphones could be mistaken for any other brand.
They had to live with the need screen size and the hardware keyboard. Half of them did a good job.
I miss My Nokia. Still favorite phone. You could throw it against a stone wall and it was fine.
Missed those buttons… texting without looking. Texting under the table while in class lol
It is kind of ironic to see all these wild and crazy NOKIA designs, yet they failed to see the benefits of the touch screen smart phone. I do not agree with people saying todays phones being boring and looking the same while these NOKIAs are beautiful and exciting. I find simple things much more beautiful and some (most) of these looks like the designers just kept adding and didnt wanna stop. "Less is more... how can that be? It's impossible... more is more"
I know it's not real, but I'm surpised no on listed teh tiny phones from a Will Ferrell SNL sketch or Zoolander download-6...d5ff07.jpg
I had a Samsung SCH U750 Alias 2 (had to look it up! ha!) that could flip/hinge horizontally or vertically, and the keyboard letters would change based on which way it flipped! It was awesome! Last phone I had before switching to smartphone. Back when I still had to pay per text!
And there never was a lens as good as the Nokia Lumia 1020 41 MP Carl Zeiss lens ever again. Loved that phone, really appreciated the Windows phone OS, too. Wouldn't it be great to have more than two operating systems to choose from.
I had a really cool flip phone once (around 2009). It was really sleek and black on the outside, but if you tapped it twice, it showed the time and messenger symbols. It was nice to not have to open it to see the important stuff.
Anybody remember the Helios?? I had it and unfortunately it was awful but looked really neat lol the company died quickly
I thought this thread was for old phones, as in the ones that had cords and dials. I was expecting Garfield, Mickey Mouse, and Juno's hamburger phone. *limps off, muttering under her breath about kids these days*
I am genuinely surprised that not a single person mentioned the Motorola Razr. That was my first phone and I absolutely loved it!!
Nokia was like a king in design. So sad they didn't believe in touch screen 😞
All different chargers too 😂 tactile keyboards are much better than buggy touch screens
It has been twenty years, but I still miss my G-1 Google phone. I had it set-up with the Star Trek communicator tone when it opened.