clearly satire.

Only the closet was left standing.

The face makes me believe it.

Must have been a good joke. If only they added it.

Haha, love the artist name (and reference)

The students won.

How dare you insult that beautiful moth!

How did they find out that wearing a duck suit would make her feel better about life?

I think someone circled the wrong news!

Did she find herself?

Is he a chocolate lab though

This got me real good. nearly had my tea out my nose, the laugh caught me by surprise.

I shouldn't be laughing, but the last bit is such a dumb asss thing to say. This was his takeaway, after 19 years of being bamboozled?

Maybe both?

The mushroom was half-used.

It just gets wilder the further u read

isnt that what priests do anyway?

Wonder how the baby alligator feels about all this?

This was deemed false by snopes. Just sayin'

The Catholic Church did this some hundred years ago...

Was the stairway included?

Isn't this what televangelicals do, though?

This is the weirdest thing I've ever read

Read the whole article, busy choking to death. But it's so worth it 😂😂

C'mon... no one trusts Stevie the alien!

F in the chat they didn’t get to go to the drug planet

wondering how they got the alligator

Of course this happened in Florida

All of this is madness, but if the tickets cost 100 bucks each and they were found with $10,000 ... that's a whole lot of nutbars running around with unusable tickets to Heaven and they're going to be ticked. And I love how quickly he turns to wearing a wire to set Jesus up.

Well explains Florida politics

Were all the tickets sold? Can I still get one? ☹

Thanks for buying *pulls out a gun* BLAM

"and a baby alligator"

I did not expect that to end with a baby alligator 😳

I’ve lived in Florida. This must be a Tuesday, because it’s the Monday edition that highlights the wild weekend shenanigans. Those usually involve people with initials as names & stolen dynamite. Also gators. If there isn’t a gator involved the story is suspect.

What happens in Florida, it doesn’t stay in Florida, it is broadcasted to all over the world

Was the alligator for punching tickets twenty at a time, or what?

Poor baby alligator. Did they ever find it's Mom?

I'm shocked that Tito was so willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up. That wasn't very Christian of him.

This is b******t baloney. Jesus would meet you behind a Chick Fil A...liars

Fake story https://africacheck.org/fact-checks/meta-programme-fact-checks/tito-watts-selling-tickets-heaven-old-fake-story-usa

just so, so, SO much to unpack

"Simply present the ticket at the pearly gates"... great but how do you get there? Perhaps for an additional fee you could buy a stairway to heaven.

Wow!......I need a minute to unpack all of that

This stuff never happens in Vermont.

Easy to prove the tickets weren't gold, but how did the prosecutor prove they didn't work?

Typical for Florida.

I just had to share this with my co worker. We were hysterical.

Hey if people are stupid enough to believe then that isn't a crime