lol

So by that logic, they were possessed for nine months? 🤔

Are people really not getting the joke here?

I'm 41 and already have two. (okay okay only one is a void, the other is a tux, but STILL.) Currently looking for applicants to add to my collection XD

While I’m sure it won’t deter anyone from eating it, I do like the idea of reminding people where their meat comes from and then maybe wanting better treatment for those animals.

How dareeeeeee you

badaboom tsssh

Hold on to your innocence little one. One day they will make you stand up straight and the next thing you know your in a boring 9 to 5 and your only hobby is timing your crying to fit between your work and sleep time

Names’ Berry. Straw Berry. 🍓✨

Can't unseen it

next level!

Better not get too salty about it though….😜

My boyfriend has me in his phone as my normal first name (Crystal) but the photo he used is one of me after a massive crying session XDDDD He says I look vulnerable and cute.... I think I look swollen and mucusy XD

Paintception

The older kids aren't amused either!

Everyone does this, right? ...RIGHT?

Oh yes!

This is all the proof you need that Antarctica isn't real

This is why in space no one can hear you scream

Banana for scale?

I'll help. Gimme them eggs. XD

nature is beautiful

Our battle will be legendary!

Is nobody else bothered that this person is driving, eating, taking a photo, posting it online and all with that giant crack across the windscreen?

It looks like it's wearing a too tight belt

McHELL NAH

unga bunga...Captain Cavemaaan

When a hair touches you in a public pool. When the shower starts to clog and the water starts rising. These are all new features in hell

And before is would be is, is would be will.

Not this channel again. He probably threw a bunch of eggs at it and ripped the door off it’s hinges.

I lowkey wanna join their cult

In breakups family are pawns

So did Herbert get saved in the end?

oh dear, the consequences. she is not long for this world. in dog years she must be 140,

My first (edited: not fist) date in my very first own flat went as follows: 1. Made a fine soup and invited a lady. 2. Greeted the lady and led her to the table. 3. Realized that I had only ONE spoon. 4. Had a very romantic One-Spoon-For-Two-Dinner and an overall nice evening. ;)

Perfect for watching moooovies

I did when I was 8, I came back home in 2 hours

Such a good and brave snake

tbf: if you pay the same amount as the couple above you propably also won't sit in economy class

Minnesota = "mini soda" for those who may be confused :) (Minnesota is a state in the United States.)

I have other suitors, as well. They're collectively known as "household chores" 😥

Yes, but education gives you the start. Experience gives you the true knowledge and skills. That's why I am puzzled why there are companies that want 10+ years of experience in a field that you just graduated from. Bunch of uneducated morons I guess...

Does it come with lotion to rub on its skin?

A pickup line that works only if the other person doesn't have raisnis but do have dates? Interesting...

Soldier: "Why not?" Philosopher: "Welcome to the club"

the inventor of Uno says you cannot put a +4 card on a +4 card. The guy doesn't even know how to play his own game. :D

Yes......my child.

He's not totally disappointed

Cobra kai orientation day

*Screenshot saved to folder “def gonna use”*