30 Bizarre Posts From The “Foods With Threatening Auras” Instagram Account

According to Urban Dictionary, a threatening aura is “a place, person or object that makes you feel like you're in danger just by looking at it, sometimes characterized by unsanitary condition.”

But there’s so much more to a threatening aura than meets the eye. Especially when it’s something very close and relevant to us, like things we eat. Food too can have a threatening aura, making us question everything from its contents to serving, edibility to potential danger.

This Instagram page titled “Food With Threatening Auras” is a great place to look at real-life examples of cursed food. Below we wrapped up some of the most weirdly wonderful examples and served them right here. Enjoy! Or maybe not.

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Final score:

484points

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glowworm2 1 year ago

That is one evil looking Easter bunny!

97points

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Final score:

473points

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Courtney Christelle 1 year ago

I relate to this pepper on an emotional level.

330points

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466points

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A C 1 year ago

Looks good to me!

103points

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While some foods clearly have threatening auras as we have seen in this post, there exists a whole new world of weird and unusual foods popular among culinary thrill seekers. Edible insects like ants, crickets, and mealworms have been a staple in many far East diets, whether eaten raw, cooked, or added to other dishes.

Now, a growing body of research has found that edible insects have superior health benefits due to their high levels of vitamin B12, iron, zinc, fiber, essential amino acids, omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acids, and antioxidants.

For example, this study claims that the addition of edible insects such as crickets to the human diet could offer numerous benefits. For example, the environmental and nutritional benefits include an overall reduction in greenhouse gas emissions, decreased agricultural use of land and water, improved prevention and management of chronic diseases like diabetes, cancer, and cardiovascular disease, and enhanced immune function.

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Final score:

460points

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 1 year ago

I would and have 100% done this

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453points

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Lil Potato 1 year ago

Stay fresh, you CHEESE BAGS

108points

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442points

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Timbob 1 year ago

And don’t get me started on invisible tape. I won’t fall for that one again!

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While today, most animals are born and raised for their muscle tissues, organ meats are largely overlooked. However, hunter-gatherers didn’t just eat muscle meat. They ate the organs too, such as brains, intestines and even testicles. In fact, the organs were highly prized.

Organ meats, known as offal, can be seen as a culinary oddity not for faint stomachs, but the fans of it claim it’s nature’s most concentrated source of virtually every important vitamin, mineral, amino acid, and fat.

Healthline reports that organ meats are particularly rich in B-vitamins, such as vitamin B12 and folate. They also have an abundance of minerals, including iron, magnesium, selenium and zinc, and important fat-soluble vitamins like vitamins A, D, E and K.

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424points

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Satan Laughs 1 year ago

Buhahaha. I love irony.

82points

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383points

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fair_weather_rose 1 year ago

1st pic: me as a child. Last pic: me as a teen

103points

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358points

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Liz 1 year ago

I’m going to use this to start leaving positive messages ❤️

170points

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349points

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Maggie 1 year ago

I'd definitely eat that.

176points

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328points

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Dolly_of TheCowboy 1 year ago

The meatball Dom prefers to be called "Master Meat" or "Sir Balls on Wheat"

13points

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319points

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HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER 1 year ago

They seen some stuff

138points

glowworm2 1 year ago

They saw that chocolate bunny that was left melting in the car.

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i_like_boats 1 year ago

Wait… two roaches now?

10points

astral slug 1 year ago

probably the dom meatball

7points

SCP 4666 1 year ago

H-heelpp uuussss

5points

Abdul Rahman Falih 1 year ago

damn headless roach never told us she had a SISTER!

4points

Fickle_Pickle 1 year ago

Very scandalous stuff 😂😂😂

2points

Jordi Sharpe 1 year ago

Yeah, each other.

2points

Matthews 1 year ago

It’s missing an h. That’s a pack of marshmallow threats.

14points

Jennlyn 1 year ago

Lol 😂

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Greenmantle 1 year ago

They found the LSD stash before the cops did

13points

glowworm2 1 year ago

These are that evil chocolate bunny’s henchmen.

10points

Gmaddles 1 year ago

Peeps on meth?

9points

Mav Mav 1 year ago

demented tweets

6points

Lee F. 1 year ago

Shipped in from Chernobyl

6points

Melissa Brown 1 year ago

I should not be reminded of myself. I SHOULDN'T.

4points

Qia Munther 1 year ago

The faces...

2points

Dolly_of TheCowboy 1 year ago

When your items from LoveHoney and the Easter specials section get put in the same bag for delivery

2points

Sleestak 1 year ago

Looks like quite the party in there!

1point

Id row 1 year ago

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1point

RamiRudolph 1 year ago

One of them farted.

1point

Burnt Bagel 1 year ago

I think they found the mushrooms🤪

1point

TK 421 1 year ago

I feel like they are mocking me

1point

Lady Perkele 1 year ago

Oh my... they look so high 😂

1point

GenericPanda09 1 year ago

They look like one of them has farted in the bag.

1point

JD Cass 1 year ago

Nice class photo this year.

1point

ZuriLovesYou 7 months ago

The eyes... the eyes...

0points

X-the-Outcast 9 months ago

THE ONE NEXT TO THE BOTTOM RIGHT BRO I CAN'T BREATHE

0points

Angel wings 1 year ago

They look like blow up dolls

0points

Tyler 1 year ago

they flew into the window too many times

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G'ma B 1 year ago

Heeeeeelllllpppp! Let me out of here!!!!

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MikeMaxis 1 year ago

We are not so smart peeps

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Mike Weber 1 year ago

Down syndrome peeps for stupid people.

0points

Bleau 1 year ago

I hear the voices from "Sausage Party"

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Gypsy Lee 1 year ago

"Treats" may be a bit of an exaggeration.

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Terra Raizor 1 year ago

Reminds me of Pengu

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KADYN DEDONDER 1 year ago

"Jerwry your fout is in my mowh!"

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Klondike Penguin 1 year ago

Marshmallow weirdos.

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Eris Kallisti 1 year ago

Peaps?

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Sergy Yeltsen 1 year ago

Someone in the box farted...

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@wanderlustt 1 year ago

I would die to have these!

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SaneMinotaur (she/her) 1 year ago

Mershmallow Trerts

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mira thepickle 1 year ago

second row, third one to the right is me

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Worst Cop in Britain 1 year ago

It's the little rock sculpture group, only softer!

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Greta Kolding 1 year ago

They look like they are whistling and gazing at the sky like "Who? Me? I didn't do it."

0points

Asphalt Bubblegum 1 year ago

Contact High.

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Charlene Wilbur 1 year ago

They look like they are watching some sweet drama go down!

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Combfish McComish 1 year ago

Haha looks like my family when we have to take a photo together

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hi 1 year ago

my face every time "that girl" talks

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Mr.G86 1 year ago

What a bunch of quacks

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Tim 1 year ago

T r e a t s

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suzemagoo 1 year ago

Marty Feldman's Easter candy.

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Johnny Apples 1 year ago

Maybe they meant threats

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TheDivineMsM 1 year ago

Instead of Peeps these are Perps

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Gina Babe 1 year ago

They look like the faces of Trump

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Melissa Mayhem 1 year ago

These aren't Peeps. They're Derps.

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Marilyn Russell 1 year ago

They’re so demented looking! In a cute way of course.

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David 1 year ago

This begs for non PC jokes relating to cerebral function that would likely get me cancelled.

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Terry Tobias 1 year ago

Them's some crazy peeps!

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Cpt. Robert Christian 1 year ago (edited)

They look like they decided to step up to the Marshmallow Peeps and lost. "Don't start nothing, won't be nothing... 'Nuff said."

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Rahim Carlock 1 year ago

Bobby? Oh no...

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Sawdust 1 year ago

Don't underestimate the simple, elegant beauty of the Marshmallow Peep.

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C C 1 year ago

lil chickies after the truck turns over on the highway

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Fred L. 1 year ago

Seems they for once packed too many of them.

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JustAnotherCommenter (theythem 1 year ago

Noooooooooot

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Curran Evans 1 year ago

"Emmm duuur, I'm a peep!"

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Little L 1 year ago

Surprise!

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Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 1 year ago

They've been through some sht

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Passerby 1 year ago

More like marshmallow threats, with the way they look.

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Izzy Curer 1 year ago (edited)

Ooooooo

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Fxnglhl 1 year ago

f r e e . us.

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Porch Santa 1 year ago

I would make that face if sealed in a bag with seven clones of me.

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J. Grawn 1 year ago

After you've had magic mushrooms

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Daniel Atkins 1 year ago

Wish strikes again.

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MagicFrog 1 year ago

looks like choose goose from Adventure Time

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BarBeeGirl 1 year ago

This is why I only buy authentic peeps

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Aubrie Allen 1 year ago

It looks like they're all getting touched on the butt, and they like it!

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Maggie 1 year ago

Battery chickens.

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Mune 1 year ago

They look r******d

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Final score:

304points

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glowworm2 1 year ago

Gotta eat ‘em all!

113points

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303points

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Thomas E S Thomas 1 year ago

Should have used onions. "Ogres are like Onions..."

105points

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#15

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Final score:

281points

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fair_weather_rose 1 year ago (edited)

Would you like some salad cookies for dessert with your chocolate chip dip and cinnamon roll pizza?

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261points

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HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER 1 year ago

*Takes a bit* oh really- *starts flopping on the ground*

85points

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#17

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Final score:

259points

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Lonely Tentacle 1 year ago

Totally saw a boat on water (at a glance) and after I saw the caption I realized what I was looking at, lol!

118points

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Final score:

246points

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saltypancakes 1 year ago

I think I'd rather have Yeezy at home.

197points

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#19

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Final score:

227points

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SkyBlueandBlack 1 year ago

ROFL but seriously, leave my relatives out of this!

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#20

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Final score:

225points

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Blackheart 1 year ago

Hell yeah! Great for Halloween!

50points

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#21

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Final score:

218points

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River Daski 1 year ago

the egg IS the chicken 😂

153points

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#22

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Final score:

218points

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Duncan 1 year ago

Looks more like raw chicken :(

173points

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#23

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Final score:

214points

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fair_weather_rose 1 year ago

Wha... Why?

141points

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#24

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Final score:

206points

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Dragons Exist 1 year ago

Roll it up like candy sushi with gummy worms

41points

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#25

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Final score:

201points

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VonBlade 1 year ago

Shoep is the best pun I've ever seen on one of these.

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#26

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Final score:

190points

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Maggie 1 year ago

Triple retch.

179points

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#27

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Final score:

177points

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Lil Potato 1 year ago

Rolling Stones burger

131points

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#28

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Final score:

165points

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Lil Potato 1 year ago

that is not meat what is that!?

50points

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#29

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Final score:

158points

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Thiago Gonsalves 1 year ago

My butt was half cooked when I was a child lol

156points

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#30

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Final score:

125points

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Daniel Atkins 1 year ago

He hasn’t slapped it yet just you wait.

328points

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