CUTE!

Did you read the fine print under the description of the item you ordered? That was the exact fricken comment I got from a waiter once.

I like it

Ug! It reminds me of a bloot clot.

no couchpotato

Lol

Just...why?

Flying spaghetti monster decided to land on your table to convert you?

One more: Did they hit that with a car?

How is it possible to make one of the best meals to eat, universally loved, look SO unappealing...

So you ordered everything including the kitchen sink? :P

Why would you want food on some decrepit, dirty, yard sale find?

This would be better if the waiter whispered 'they're not rocks' after his warning, then walked away and left you guessing what they are.

I'm a woman but oh that is just utterly disgusting.

This is the worst one. Waste of perfectly good chocolate syrup.

What the F*** were they thinking?

that's what you get for a few cents from a street hawker, not in a fancy a*s restaurant where you pay extra for dine in service.

That thing looks nasty. Absolutely filthy.

Well at least they are upfront about their rodent problem.

oh... they didn't mean to put that on your table. that's just to take care of their mouse problem.

Just what I want when eating cheese is to think about dead mice.

I mean, cute concept? I see where they were going. But perhaps not on a trap that has claimed the lives of actual mice. Seemingly many.

Did you get a fork with it or do you have to puck it up with you fingers

"Ok, hear me out. You know how cheese is used to look rats? What if we reminded our patrons of that, while they ATE CHEESE!" "Bill, I knew we hired you for a reason. Get it in the menu!"

This mouse trap doesn't look clean.

Oh dear god....

Horrible.

At least it's thematically appropriate, rather than a complete non-sequitur.

And the trap is disgustingly filthy, too.

A clean plate with the design of a mouse trap on it, sure, show your wit. This? No.

Did they set it? Would like a challenge with my food

Please take away the trap and deliver the food to the mouse along with a napkin. That's the only right and moral thing to do.

At least, it doesn't look set...

*cries*

Great. Who would want to dine off a used mousetrap!?

Is the tetanus costing you extra....if not it will later

Did they "spring" that on you?

Um... Yeah. And, a used mouse trap at that!!!

Hell no

What could possibly go wrong?

Just NO.

Does it come with a tetanus shot chaser?

Gross. Even if it's disinfected, just the idea is horrifying

Stupid

Did anyone have the mystery meat soup?

That's disturbed. Macabre.

hope they removed all the mouse droppings

I guess they were out of plates and only had mousetraps available. Every bite releases the soul of a dead mouse.

First, you catch a mouse. Remove mouse from trap. Do not clean. Place more cheese on trap.. oh wait.. I wanted some cheese too. Here you go.

Did the trap work?

It'd be clever and cutesy if the mouse trap wasn't scavenged from a bombed-out WWII building.

Yuck!

It seems like Russian roulette!