CUTE!

Did you read the fine print under the description of the item you ordered? That was the exact fricken comment I got from a waiter once.

I like it

Ug! It reminds me of a bloot clot.

no couchpotato

Lol

Just...why?

Flying spaghetti monster decided to land on your table to convert you?

One more: Did they hit that with a car?

How is it possible to make one of the best meals to eat, universally loved, look SO unappealing...

So you ordered everything including the kitchen sink? :P

Why would you want food on some decrepit, dirty, yard sale find?

This would be better if the waiter whispered 'they're not rocks' after his warning, then walked away and left you guessing what they are.

I'm a woman but oh that is just utterly disgusting.

This is the worst one. Waste of perfectly good chocolate syrup.

What the F*** were they thinking?

that's what you get for a few cents from a street hawker, not in a fancy a*s restaurant where you pay extra for dine in service.

That thing looks nasty. Absolutely filthy.

This literally is box mac and cheese with dinosaur chicken nuggets. You can do this at home with a plate.

flayed flesh on hooks, anyone?

Look at the rim of the hatband. They do not clean this plate.

Just 4 pieces? That better be gold flakes on the sh*t if I got to pry it off of Bob wire.

Bet it cost an arm and a leg as well :/

I have a friend who cannot stand it when her food touches each other. This is her nightmare.

I'm certain they will not clean the drawers properly.

This is just stupid.

Nah! Just a really big worm in the tequila bottle. (Okay maybe a tapeworm).

Wait, isn’t this from kitchen nightmares?

A soggy burger.

Is this a to-go order? then it's pretty clever

Gummy bear chunks

ohno... The chef has kicked the bucket.

Again with hot liquids in glass.

I can't decide what's worse, the duck or the bag.

Actually, it isn't bad idea to use a fancy bottle