I don't think you'd like chlorine on your fries, ma'am.

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I had a guest ask for Cholula (a brand of hot sauce) for his pancakes. No butter, no syrup. Just Cholula.

Kind of you. Probably doctor's orders.

Fat-free water, eh?

You can't blame the customer here, blame the loophole

Poor man married down.

I too have ordered a lemon sorbet milkshake. On purpose. I mean, it was on the menu so. But the server misheard and made a lemon strawberry milkshake (with lemon sorbet AND strawberry icecream). Best. Milkshake. Ever.

That offends MY ancestors, and I'm not even Japanese.

This must be related to the pregnancy post of today.

That's so creepy.

Diabetes in a cup.

I tell the waiter or waitress that my fried egg should be completely cooked to the point of being rubber. They always laugh because they think that it's hiliarious. To my chagrin, it is usually still a bit undercooked.

That sounds like a person on a diet.

Ah... the pressures of society

Ok I can't read anymore, they're all too disgusting

People are...funny.

This reminds me of a scene in "Undercover Brother" where Denise Richards gives Eddie Griffin an over-mayonnaised mayonnaise sandwich. I nearly died.

That not a preteen, that's a science experiment.

Bubbles! Bubbles! I love Bubbles, especially in champagne. LOL

Hot DP is a thing. It sounds gross, but it’s a thing

What's a CFA sauce?

Yes, but then she wouldn't have anything to bitch about. Sorry you were the recipient of this douchebaggery.

Hey, some people like the sweet and savoury combination. The pickles kind of threw me off a bit, though.

Don’t blame you, I would too.

"Soylent Green is People!"

What sort of heinous crime were they going to commit?

Yes, because milk from a human would be weird. We only do milk from cow tiddies here, ma'am!

Some people have a love affair with ketchup. My niece loves to dip her pizza crusts in ketchup.

What is with people blending their drinks with things that are clearly not meant for blending.

My boyfriend is on a keto diet. At least he likes to think he is, he certainly doesn't have difficulty in wolfing down things I bake. Anyway, he drinks butter coffee. It's literally just coffee and a couple of large pats of butter blended together. Yes, it's as terrible as it sounds.

Too bad there weren't cucumbers. Cucumbers, tomatoes, and house dressing is delicious.

Probably British but even we don't put that much milk in tea.

I love mangos but mixed with other things...yup, vomit.

Eww, wouldn’t the iced coffee cuddle once the juice was poured in?

I work at a homeless shelter. Homeless people consume a lot of sugar. I don't know why.

I would like a burrito with extra whip.

From the looks of it, the lady really liked the cheesecake there. And, since she was ordering, why not toss in a coke and an orange soda to wash it down? One-stop shopping.

I'm guessing that she would BBQ them at home? Maybe to trick her friends into thinking that she prepared them all herself? But then if this is the case why doesn't she just tell you to avoid an otherwise awkward request?

A half and half pint is half Guinness and half Harp. It a thing and surely what this guy was ordering. Is this person even really a bartender if they don’t know, or do they think no one else knows and they’d get away with this goofy story?

What does that sugar free caramel do? Is it like sugar free gummi bears?

What’s quest?

That's a "bullet coffee". It's sometimes used for dieting. You drink this in the morning; the caffeine will start your metabolism (and your day) the butter (the real kind, not margarine) will give your body just enough energy not to go in starvation mode. Than first meal after that is lunch. I've tried it couple of times, it's not as disgusting as it may sound. Just velvety/creamy coffee. Perfect breakfast for light mornings/hurry. (Just don't overdo on the butter.)

This one doesn't sound so bad, even though it might have looked awful.